Thread 512512496

GERMANS ARE ROASTING

>>512512496 (OP)
Show the image of germany with higher temps in green.

31 degrees will never roast anything. That's just normal summer.

>>512512496 (OP)
that can't be fucking real
also even though I'm a mutt I still know 30 celcius isn't that hot
the pajeets have to deal with 40+ constantly

>>512512496 (OP)
I haven't had an under 90 degree day in months. Speak on this at once krauts. Could nazis of survived our southern heat and humidity had they invaded? I doubt it

>>512512496 (OP)
Tucson Arizona was 41 C today, and no one died. It wasn't even the hottest part of the country. Euroids are weak. Just keep drinking water. Fuck you.

>>512512496 (OP)

Next year they'll have little devils running around the map.

>>512512496 (OP)
I like to read state propaganda, they've been damage controlling like crazy from "well actually this July is a really hot month, we have numbers" to "so it was really cold but that actually means nothing"

>>512512994
how much time did you spend outside?

>>512512496 (OP)
You're collectively surprised/getting mad at how stupid some fucking news broadcast is. You are truly the most mind numbingly retarded generation in history.

>>512513213
Your sample size is too small for something cosmic. In my non professional opinion you would probably need 1000 years of data without volcano eruptions

>>512512496 (OP)
MIR IST HEIß!

>>512513684
Damn

>>512512994
>No one died.
Probably because your country is majority beaner, paki and nigger.

>>512512496 (OP)
>30C
>roasting
bitch please it's been like 98 degrees in Ohio every other day for months

>>512513684
>24C is 75F

lol why is that RED? what is wrong with krauts

Flames make it hoter amazing

>>512513239
Actually the german state still claim that July was "too hot" by 1.5 degrees.

Despite the fact that everyone was freezing and wearing jackets and long trousers during the hottest month of the year, as sometimes the temperatures were as low as 3,5 °C.

I thought Germans loved ovens

>>512514188
it's red because they are commies

>>512514185
I see the rape baby lived past the 75 degree heat wave

>>512513213
Unfortunately that would be an antisemitism, which is the highest crime there.

>>512512496 (OP)
>31 degree celsius in summer
wow

>>512512496 (OP)
ES BRENNT!!! ES BRENNT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>512514188
It's state owned television aka propaganda

todays temperature

>>512514188
its one map from years ago
you stupid fucks
and has been posted here 100 times
they dont look like that nowadays
fucking retards
this entire boards is nothing but stupid monkeys

>>512512994
What humidity?

>>512515331
yeah cuz we all watch kraut weather reports constantly moron

>>512515331
your barber called, your blue hair dye arrived

>>512515456
thats why Im telling you that
its get posted by kikes that deny global warming
like its some sort of gotcha
basically all they at this point is s fucking weather maps

>>512512794
It is mental conditioning, they tell a tale often enough and the most gullible take it all in, and it gradually spreads throughout the smarter level headed.
Eventually everyone, (far too many), become irrational, hysterical lunatics.
In The UK it was for the most part far warmer in the 1970s-80s, yes I'm a boomer.

>>512515558
calm down mohammad

>>512515331
kakapipi schmecki lecki!

Well germans don't have ACs while in every third world country they have ACs everywhere.

>>512515706
>>512515763
he's just excited because he's getting his hair dyed. just in time for friday drag

>>512513684
German vs Jewrmann

Not even hospitals in germany are climatized

>>512512496 (OP)
It has been raining for 3 weeks straight, so this would be a nice change.

>>512516517
what's wrong with you? all you gonna do is to stay in the basement

>>512516517
no. >20°C should be illegal. yes i am fat. how did you know?

>>512512994
You're a fag for knowing how many C's it was in Tucson today

Help me I'm burning !!!!

>>512513596
>Your sample size is too small for something cosmic. In my non professional opinion you would probably need 1000 years of data without volcano eruptions
But the entirety of AGW hysteria comes from the period 1976-2003 when both atmospheric CO2 and temperatures were increasing
Since 2003 the anomaly has decreased while CO2 sets a new record every single year. In the 65 years or so that anyone's cared to measure accurately, we've had about 27 years of positive correlation and 38 years, including the last 22, of negative correlation

>>512512794
We have 35-40 comfy temps and they are literally dropping dead here every couple of days.
Weak faggots.

>>512512496 (OP)
it was 99F today here. kind of sucked but actually wasn't that bad because it was cloudy and then sun was blocked. woulda been shit if it was a clear day

>>512515331
High estrogen post.

>>512516866
South euros all have ACs though

>>512512496 (OP)
ya know, if you never watch the television. you would never know global warming is a thing. makes ya think...

>>512512496 (OP)
I have 80,000 BTUs of aircon in my tiny place, and cheap, clean power from the nuke grid in my state. the heat index was 110 F the other day, and 99 today, yet I'm wearing two layers of sweatpants inside because it's so fucking cold.

>>512515902
topjej

>>512513596
>Your sample size is too small for something cosmic

Here's 10,000 years.

>>512513596
>Your sample size is too small for something cosmic

Here's the entire history of the planet.

13 degrees celsius here. the chill sinks right into my bones. it's relentless. how can life exist in such energy sapping heat draining air. the wind, i feel it coming all the way from antarctica.

>>512512496 (OP)
good. they ought to be nuked every 5 years

>>512518620
The eternal pole

>>512514991
kek

good
europe never recovered from ww1 and ww2
and we have the germans to thank for both

>>512512496 (OP)
30 is considered pretty hot in Europe.
Its not like the US which is natural brownoid territory.

>>512513075
10c is a huge change for the same day regardless

>>512520247
>30 is considered pretty hot in Europe
Its not, proper heat wave is 38-41°C, I don't even turn on the AC at 30

>>512512496 (OP)
>how did Hitler incinerate that many corpses?
>simple, he just dialed the temperature up to 26°C

>>512512496 (OP)
Krauts be like
>SCHEISSE, ES SIND 31 CELSIUS, ICH STERBE HIER AIEEEEEE!!!1!

>>512515636
>In The UK it was for the most part far warmer in the 1970s-80s, yes I'm a boomer.
Same here. It was warmer in the past, just check out old Tagesschau news clips, oh wait, they are all deleted now lol. Anyway, good luck talking to people about it.

In the 2020s, it's normal to wear a sweater some days in summer, an absurd notion in the past. Rn, I have allegedly 23°C, so kinda sorta warm-ish, but not yet summer temps, yet it feels really fucking cold for the season.

>>512520342
Top if 2017, bottom is 2022...

>>512515867
We barely hit summer temps anyway anymore, no ACs needed.

>>512512496 (OP)
a couple of weeks ago we were supposed to have 35°C here locally, everything reported it
we had... 20°C - it was fucking cold it rained like the last 4 weeks every other day

>>512520694
why do most yanks on this board type in ebonics?

>>512512496 (OP)
OH NO! 30c!? WE NEED MORE NIGGERS TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE!
AAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME NIGGERMAN! YOU NEED TO RAPE MY DAUGHTER FOR THE WEATHER TO COOL OFF!!!

>>512512496 (OP)
that's fake news, i checked it.

>>512521104
lol, the flames are obviously shopped. I can't believe the idiots who think this have to be "fact checked". what imbeciles.

>>512512496 (OP)
ACHHHHH ICH BIN SWEATING
ES IST OVER

>>512520869
>too hot
Climate change
>too cold
Climate change
>average weather
Climate change

WON'T YOU EAT THE FUCKING BUGS TO SAVE THE PLANET ALREADY CHUD? THE HECKIN POLAR BEARS ARE DYING

>>512520947
Now this is the spirit. 50 social credit points to gryffindor.

>>512521286
As opposed to the "redpilled" retards on /pol/?

>>512520791
>We barely hit summer temps anyway anymore, no ACs needed.
my AC is always turned on when it gets >25°C. you're just too poor to get yourself one and maintain it

>>512512496 (OP)
HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO RETARDED
>OOOO MAP REDD AAAAA
Kill all boomers who fall for this

>>512520342
nigger you have daily 15deg oscilations every single mother fucking day if you just look at noon and midnight temperatures

35 is an uncomfortable warmth but it rarely happens and is possibly a day or two a year at best.
Still though 35 and below is just normal summer and anyone trying to paint the narrative red is just a fear mongering propaganda idiot

>>512517765
>nootices the unnatural spike at the end
OwO what's this?

>>512512496 (OP)
Half of the world will die with just sun light. Kinda insane as species

>>512523339
>unnatural
how do you determin it to be unnatural? it seems to have the same slope like the roman climate optimum

>>512523931
it looks spiky

>>512523290
>pia hultgren
>penis holdingrin

>>512524174
where is your spike now?

>>512524408
i mean it's still there and i just think it's funny how this graph clearly shows the opposite of what the poster intended to show

but whatever i'm spend too many years on the internet than to argue about hot topics like that. some people have simply much more to lose than me

>>512512496 (OP)
But at least germans don't mutilate infants.

>>512518272
13 is perfect weather

>>512516974
Yeah, and these faggots still manage to die here. Imagine if we didn't.

>>512513075
is chick same?
older looks better

>>512520342
NOPE

>>512525237
how you AC mountain?

>>512512496 (OP)
-10 to +10 is the best.
Unfortunately we don't have that in Russia.
Also heat is way more dangerous than cold.

>>512512496 (OP)
Revenge for the holocaust.

>>512512496 (OP)
HOT IST MEIN TAG
HOT IST MEIN TAG
HOT IST MEIN TAG

>>512513213
I got you

>>512513684
>22c is orange

>>512512496 (OP)
this is very funny.. I imagine him saying in his Munchen accent.." we are on fire.. we are literally burning a live and we are all going to die today so that's it.. yah.."

>>512514991
top kek the fatt burger mutt is talking
youre literally throwing people in jail for anti semitism and installing a suveillance state with the sole goal of promoting israel and eradicating anti semitism

>absolute shite weather for 2/3 of summer
>next week is gonna be hot, anon
>28°C on the forecast
>reality is 22-24°C
Total death for everyone. I want 60°C now.

>>512513239
Everywhere is getting hotter faster than everywhere else!!!!!!

>>512526576
The most german response

>>512513075
It's this but also lower temperatures just feel worse now. Just how fucked up is our atmosphere/sun right now?

>>512512496 (OP)
dude looks like the saddest dude to ever live, I feel him

>>512512496 (OP)
Good, get fucked jerrys

Its all a scam

>>512516866
Samaria Gorge is not a German name.

>>512512496 (OP)
We've been in one of the longest Ice Ages in the Earth's history, and it is trending down again.
I'm waiting for them to drift back to global cooling being the reason they need all your labor in taxes like in the 60s-70s.

>>512514105
paki

Projecting much?

Summers didn't use to be this hot

30 degrees with:

• no air con
• carpeted floors
• low ceilings

feels more like 50

>>512513075
Only one of those is a heat map.

>>512515331
It happens here too
Last spergout was something about a humidity bubble?

>>512512496 (OP)
True Germans look like handsome Nordics. Anyone else is a tare abomination.

>>512512496 (OP)
What is that, like 75-80 degrees F? That's pathetic. Where I live we've had portions of summer be 90-100 degrees F for my entire life and everything is fine.

>>512512496 (OP)
With a dew point of 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Please.

>>512513684
Last summer we had a day with like 39°.
What color would they label that as?

>>512512496 (OP)
that's not even that hot, that's totally normal.