>>512512832>middle agedBecause they're old enough to care about something other than themselves, they aren't teenagers like your entire social circle.
>in carBecause they're commuting to work and this is the only free time they have to post, since unlike you, they aren't terminally online furries grooming minors
>sunglasses and hatThere's this thing outside of your rot lair called "The Sun", it produces glare when you're on the road. Sunglasses can save your life. You'll learn this yourself when you finally learn to drive.
>beardShaving every day becomes irrelevant when your main concern in the morning is getting to work on time, instead of trying to look as cute as possible for your muscle dommy mommy.
I know it's hard to understand why people don't constantly act like pornsick weeaboo child rapists, but if you could free up some brainpower from arguing for lowering the age of consent, and direct it instead towards logic and empathy, you might stop being so gay all the fucking time.