Thread 512515741

>snitch your homie to the government
>get $50M for free
Why don't you want free money?

yeah just snitch on a drug lord
you'll be quartered with a chainsaw long before they give you the money

>>512515837
found the drug lord

>>512515741 (OP)
anyone got rapeapes address?

>>512515741 (OP)
>carries a machine gun
DEA gotta go

>>512515888
psst.. hey you
you want to buy 2000 kg of cocaine?

>>512515741 (OP)
Nothing burger.

>>512515741 (OP)
Nigger

>>512515741 (OP)
Because Trump and his administration aren't trustworthy. They'll likely just keep the money and laugh in your face. What are you gonna do, sue them? From Venezuela?

>>512515741 (OP)
you won't do shit paco

>>512515741 (OP)
This guy is going to be the Saddam Hussein of the 2020's, isn't he?

>arrest
So heads of state can now openly call for the assassination under the guise of some lawful nonsense?

Maduro is pretty restrained and isnt really doing anything, hes just tainted by his association with Hugo Chavez

>>512515741 (OP)
Thats the president of Venezuela, where do i get my 50 million from now

Sounds like the plot of an 80s Chuck Norris action flick, some buddies put a team together to get the bounty and have high adventure in the South American jungle warfare.

$50M buys a lotta tendies. I say we go get him.

>>512515741 (OP)
Avenida Urdaneta, Caracas 1010, Libertador Bolivarian Municipality, Venezuela

Just put the money in my account glowies

>>512515741 (OP)
Its crazy that Nicolas Maduro is the Venezuelan President.

>>512515741 (OP)
"Conspiracy to use and carry machine guns"
Is thst a real charge? Did it happen on us soil? How is it different from the unregistered machine ownership charge?

Bring him back alive and put him in a cell on Alcatraz, would be fucking hilarious. Either that or CECOT

>>512515741 (OP)
weird meme but okay

>>512515837
>>512515741 (OP)
>Buddies to snitch you
Future drug lords if their "buddy" gets pinched. Same with the Italian Mafia, after a certain amount of time passes, business will continue and only clout is to be gained at that point. Look at Henry Hill, a decade after his snitching, everyone that he had ratted on were either dead or imprisoned and not at all powerless but had more important business to attend to other than revenge.
>>512516278
>Kike answer
>"Well, like, you know Hugo wasn't a REAL socialist.."
Oh it was real socialism, which is exactly why it went from the South American nation with the highest GDP tanking to the lowest in less than a decade. The only socialism that wasn't real socialism was National Socialism which is why it was so successful that it took the massive manpower and resources of nations such as Russia and the United States to attack on both fronts 5 years to defeat a nation the size of Texas. We're baaaaàck

Amerifats should be careful not to mess around with Venezuela, Iranian missiles are stationed there.

>>512517008
Even crazier is that the current Syrian president used to be on the US wanted list until not so long ago for being a car bombing terrorist leader.

>>512515741 (OP)
Proceed to snitch
Try to claim reward
"Sorry, you are not eligible for the reward because you walked into the office at 4.1 mph instead of 4mph"

>>512515741 (OP)
Could just send random coordinates on the map and maybe get lucky.
Its basically free lottery.

>>512516036
>They'll likely just keep the money and laugh in your face.
Look what they did to that poor old lady who helped those incompetent fucks catch the dangerous murderer Luigi. Oh no, no reward money for you goy.

>>512517724
>Even crazier is that the current Syrian president used to be on the US wanted list until not so long ago for being a car bombing terrorist leader.
That is crazy. Thanks for that tidbit of knowledge anon.

>>512515741 (OP)
It’s time, bros. He’s been waiting

Also the only reason this is happening now is because Venezuela is investigating human rights abuses against the 250 men the US sent to CECOT and paid to have kept there until they were released in a prisoner exchange last month.

>>512515958
Sure. $20