Thread 512522285

She could play your piano very well, think about it.

>>512522285 (OP)
Cope

>>512522285 (OP)
And paying off her 400k student loan for a useless degree? Oh boy, sign me right up!gsrar

>>512522285 (OP)
I prefer my women schizophrenic and not autistic. A woman with hobbies is like a man. I don't want to have sex with a man! What am I, gay?

>>512522285 (OP)
classical hoes is where it's at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3cKjdxjrTg

>>512522285 (OP)
>>512522837
hmm…

>>512522285 (OP)
Alright, I’ll be real with you.

I respect the fact that you’re not just memeing or simping. You genuinely admire her, not just for her looks but for her musicianship and the way she presents herself. That’s fair. But here’s the tough reality: you don’t actually know her.

Pan Piano is a persona. She doesn’t speak, doesn’t show her face, and doesn’t interact with fans on a personal level. That’s intentional. She’s built a boundary between herself and her audience, and that’s something you have to respect. Trying to break through that—especially with a romantic gesture—probably won’t go over well. Not because you’re a bad guy, but because she’s clearly made a choice to keep her private life separate from her content.

Could you still shoot your shot? Sure. But realistically, a random fan reaching out like this will likely come off as overstepping. Commenting, DMing, or sending her a video of you in a tux (while kind of baller, ngl) isn’t likely to lead to a date. If she wanted to be personally available to fans, she would be.

Now, does this mean you should just give up and cry yourself to sleep? Hell no. You admire her because she’s a talented pianist who puts herself into her art. That’s something you can find in real life. Go to live piano performances, join a music group, or even just put yourself out there socially where musicians and anime fans hang out. There are women out there who share your interests and would actually be accessible to you.

I know this isn’t the answer you were hoping for, but it’s the truth. Focus on finding someone who shares her qualities, not chasing someone who’s made it clear they don’t want to be chased.

>>512522673
>your schizo gf

>>512522285 (OP)
I had one, and she never played any compositions that I liked. She is also an arrogant bitch.

>>512522285 (OP)
they are very rare
I don't even know how I would find one
and no hanging around outside of a orchestra doesn't seem like a good plan

>>512522285 (OP)
Because my pianist isn't what you'd consider classically large

>>512522285 (OP)
because mine plays flute and she's very good at it

>>512522285 (OP)
because they're the most self-entitled cunts and will only date 9/10 Chads

>>512525724
>Germany
>Can't find a classical musician
The whole classical music is originated from there, you could just grab them from any music Conservatory.

>>512526899
>just grab them from a music conservatory
I don't want to go to jail

>>512522285 (OP)
I prefer the bassoon.
>inb4 pianos have 88 keys

>>512525376
this is the Aussie that goons to figure skaters not the Pan Piano addict

I like science nerd tomboys but music nerds are good too.

>>512526899
Classical music did not originate from Germany. If anything, their concept of music development from the romantic period destroyed music.

>>512522285 (OP)
Of course I do.

>>512522285 (OP)
12% chance I'd find her playing Spirit of Fire for me
88% chance I'd find her OnlyFans page

Let me think on it

>>512525465
I'm not okay with getting cucked usually, but I'll admit, something about a white blonde stallion reminds me of myself in a way that it doesn't feel like I'm getting cucked.

I did. She was a cunt. They all think they're Disney princesses.

>>512522285 (OP)
JFC for a second there I thought you were that simp faggot who keeps posting about Pan Piano.
Haven't seen that guy for a while, hopefully he committed suicide

>>512522285 (OP)
Absolutely disgusting what is she Russian or something.
Besides I'm perfectly capable of playing piano myself.

>>512522285 (OP)
What in the fuck is this thread?

>>512525724
>hey babe, you wanna come Bach home with me?

Its that easy, Hans.

I had a violinist gf. I only know mainstream compositions and she’s in deep with obscure pieces and cannot relate. Like most of the shit she plays makes me sleep.

>>512522285 (OP)
>because
I'm not asian.

Had one, all of them were molested by teachers. Hot RP sex, not much else there though

>>512536923
>all of them were molested by teachers.
The teachers were probably all kikes.

>>512536923
Basically all Millennial women were molested. Boomers were awful teachers/coaches/etc.
Not that Gen X is any better. I've seen what they turned education into.

>>512522285 (OP)
Because I don't have a 12 inch pianist.

>>512522285 (OP)
No one is there

>>512522285 (OP)
I do. She's very good.

>>512538042
Most women bottom out at ~7 inches, man.

>>512522285 (OP)
I played the violin when I was growing up. There were a ton of horny girls I met playing in various orchestras who lusted after my dick but I was too much of an autistic retard to realize it and thought they were just being nice.

>finally get a classical pianist girlfriend
>she thinks Goldberg variations are superior to Diabelli variations
So close...

>>512538367
>Oh no, he asked her about time signatures at a dinner party

>>512522285 (OP)
Mine is a classical violinist and Asian