Thread 512524620

>News

https://news.sky.com/story/chancellor-doesnt-rule-out-raising-gambling-taxes-after-report-said-it-could-lift-500-000-children-out-of-poverty-13408154

>>512524620 (OP)
Won't somebody think of the dole spastics!

Glowspastics

If you want to tax winnings you should cover losses, its only fair

>>512524752
Yeah it was always just walking when I were a lad.
Maybe you'd say "hillwalking" if you were going up hills and that.

Let's have a thread that is not so high on GCHQ's 'Toxicity to our Democracy' scale. Let's be better. Let's accept diverse people and their valuable culture.

>>512524725
There's no tax on winnings and there shouldn't be.
They're doing great business high streets have passed saturation when it comes to the number of bookies.

>"oooo I love hiking me"
>walks on a paved pathway in the woods for maybe 40 minutes

>>512524839
Meant for >>512524662

Prince Chadrew moging u lot again

>>512524761
i think every labour pm we've had since tony blair has done some kind of massive, long term damage to country
You can drop the "labour", it was fucking all of them. I miss John Major now but that's just because I was too young to know how he specifically was a worthless shit who should have decorated a lamp post, so vague memories of "boring" seems fine.

Just going to hike down the shops, back in 5. Anyone want owt?

>>512524922
I could go for a rustic artisanal bag of prawn cocktail crisps.

>>512524922
two pints of lager
packet of Crisps

>>512524902
Lord Mountbottom strikes again?

Yes I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch
Nigga Allahu Akbar

>>512524951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zr3ZPSDac&list=RDy4zr3ZPSDac
kuh kuh kuh kuh kuh COCAINE

alri niggers. what's going on in the world of British politics today?

>>512524977
Goblin nonce post

>>512524903

you might be right, but labour are far and above more damaging to the country than the tories
tories are mostly incompetent and negligent in running country, it's obvious for most of them they're in it for personal gains
labour however are driven by ideology and have implemented many changes simply because that is what they wanted rather than what would work in anyones benefit

the tories are weak and incompetent, while labour are downright malicious

>>512524761
Every labour PM in history has been a disaster. I would argue Wilson in 65 was equally as bad as Blair

Most Tory pm's since the 1930s at least have mostly been disasters too.

Funnily enough I was just watching this on Mark Feltons channel about "operation clockwork orange" there was actually some resistance to cultural and economic Marxism among the establishment. I had never heard about this. Seems to be an event that became "memory holes". Not surprised why.

https://youtu.be/AmKIa9dWI8E?si=zpvtDmerONYkOv7d

>>512525010
Hahaha

My Grandma just called me a fucking nigger

>>512525020
Say it aint so

>>512524922
Pack of reds
Can of lighter fluid

>>512525069
>memory holes".
*holed

>>512525067
POSIWID

>>512525069
They really have been drugging us into passivity, haven't they.

>>512525030
Just the usual slow collapse

sick of it

>>512525087
Quality family time. Get coked up and rape the help with the senpai.

Iceland pepperoni with a side of sweet chilli tenders tonight lads, washed down with a nice cider. Bosh

Any spastics itt?

Missus wants to go to webbs to smell the sheds. can't be arsed with it all

>>512525256
Shame on a spastic who tries to run game on a spastic

>>512525257
At least you've got a missus.

>>512524965
>>512524977
>>512525098
Ok
Water pure tabs check
Nutty protien bars check
Tinfoil blanket and carbon fiber walking sticks check.
See you on Wednesday.

>>512525289
That's their word. You can say "spacka".

>>512525306
Godspeed noble traveler.

>>512525257
Why do they always want to do things?

>>512525359
works better with the rap, thanks

>>512525359
Spack it up spack it in
let me begin
I came to Brin
battle me? That's a sin

Everyone he has ever met hates his guts because he's a little nonce freak KEK

>>512525452
Kek

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>512525462
Those were the original brinnies

>>512525452
Spack around
Spack up spack up and get down

Zookeeper walks into the pub with a giraffe and orders two pints.
Giraffe knecks its drink and passes out on the floor.
Zookeeper finishes his and gets up and heads for the exit.
Landlord points at giraffe and shouts "OI, you can't leave that lying here"
Zookeeper shouts "It's a fucking Giraffe mate"

>>512525462
>>512525514
Your boyfriend quit this morning mate.
Filtered

>He wakes up
>He seethes
paki posting / anti-uk foren flag posting icumen in
fat jewish paedophile

Why must josh always be mentioned

>>512525462
13 years ago and facebook normies were onto his same shit he still does now ffs. He is unbearably pathetic.

>>512525534
an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man walk into a pub, the barman says. "surely this is some kind of a joke"

>>512525651
kys you fat paedo

>>512525653
That's twitter, not Facebook
Filtered.

>>512525534
Two blokes walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them would have seen it.

>>512525685
They all reply "it is and don't call us Shirley"
Badum-tishhh

>>512525737
No you

>>512525256
>Any spastics itt?
Retardposting.
Filtered.

>>512525685
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub, the barman says "fuck off back to Bombay the lot of you"

>>512525747
And the twitter normies think you are a pathetic virgin too?. Massive L's all around then.

EXCLUSIVE: Birmingham Man Born With Miniature Ray Gun From Nazi Zombies In Brain Too GAY To Use It - Now On PIP, Awaiting NHS Treatment - £10 Waitrose Munchy Box Voucher Inside

>>512525791
you are jewish paedophile scum
put a rope around your neck and jump out of your bennyhovel windows you obese sewer kike

>>512525980
No you

>>512525990
you are a disgusting kike sewer rat who posts CP on 4chan and has multiple daily meltdowns. kys

>>512525899
Is it a muslamic ray gun?

>the new levy takes affect next year
>Pay your fees early
>No you can't do that reererrr
Why even have a deadline then you fucking retards.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/05/hmrc-plans-new-private-school-tax-grab/

>>512524662
>race mixing is good
>in a country which was 95% white
>use state power to suppress
When these people get randomly luigi'd their families will cry online they did nothing wrong and don't understand.

WTF he naked on the train

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3489813.html

>>512524440
>£1,345.00
What kind of person buys a punching bag for 1300 quid???!!

>>512524761
>human rights lawyer
>doesn't care about the rights of white people

>>512526116
a poor klarna deano type

>>512526050
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

>>512526106
He wrong for this one

Well, by the amount of stubs appearing it looks like the yellow minibus brigade have got back from their daily breakfast offy trip so it is time to leave.
Till tomorrow chaps

>>512524620 (OP)

>naked man on the tube
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14982369/naked-man-London-Tube-train-confronted-angry-passengers.html

He only managed to stay on one stop. Upton Park to East Ham. Maybe someone else can do better?

>>512524620 (OP)
>"new study implies having anal sex with 70 year old politicians improves life span in hot women, any woman not having anal sex with old politicians is missing out"

>>512524620 (OP)
Isn't it weird they give immigrants benefits and free phones, and are throwing unlimited billions at ukraine when we are tens of billions in debt tho?

>>512525369
>If you're not driving about the place in the most inefficient manner possible to spend longer than you need to do something pointless I get angry
Does my fucking head in.

>>512526050
>Is it a muslamic ray gun?

>>512526339
I'm not sure a 70yo politician's arsehole could stand up to it.

>>512526271
video posted>>512526106

>>512526271
London seems like a human zoo and all the time I see on Twitter leftists saying how amazing London is, the best city to live in.

>An MP has admitted he mistook a charity rowing crew for "illegal migrants".

>Independent MP Rupert Lowe shared a picture on X on Thursday, showing a boat close to wind turbines , externalnear Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, and wrote, "Dinghies coming into Great Yarmouth, RIGHT NOW".

>>512526106
fucking kek
they handled it pretty well desu

Not too fond of Indians of late.

>>512526428
>pay le heckin tube fare
>get to look at niggerdicks as a bonus
Wonder why lefties love London

>>512525146
>Shagging a coked up Beatrice and Eugenie
Corr

>>512526511
If its brown flush it down

>>512526521
>crime doubles under sultan saddiq
>londonwankers keep voting for him
glad i left, never regretted it

>>512526521
>get to look at niggerdicks as a bonus

kek

>>512526511
New wave seem to be very different to the ones I grew up with. More entitled.

>>512524832

How much can we sell their valuable culture for?
I'll accept a pretty low price right now.

>>512526565
How far did you have to move to get away from that "londonistan" feeling?

>>512526116
Its made from vegan leather tho. Also, wrf is vegan leather, do they mean fake leather?

Also also, thats prob why he cant afford a proper house.

>>512526622
i live in yorkshire now, near my home town goole

>>512526271
Also notice how the inital clip just shows some whites kicking the shit out of him and the other of the nog on the platform. Odd init.

>>512526474
Yeah, good to see he got bit of a beating from the White guys, then you have all the Women and BAMEs coming over to stop it all and make sure the wog is alright. Fucking sick of them.

>>512526648
Good on you lad

>>512526635
kek

>>512526659
Even the black guy with headphones on has had enough kek

>>512526534
Jesus you can see the inbreeding signs: jug ears, close set eyes, retracted lips, bulging eyes etc

>>512525828
played

>>512526534
I'd Mountbatten their backdoor in if you get what I mean.
Not for enjoyment, just to see what its like.

>>512526818
Salty milk and coins.

>>512526818
>I'd Mountbatten their backdoor in if you get what I mean.

>>512524329
You look like you've had too much to think laddy.

>>512524620 (OP)
>a thinktank says
"Thinktank" is code for "paid shills."

>>512526987
benis in angus

>>512526997
When I get to thinking, I can't help but think a few dead coppers would have quite a lot of them rethinking their pension plans.

>>512527021
Just say jews

Have a great weekend when you get there.

>>512527059
My weekend started Monday morning

>>512526428
That's because they really do see non-whites as animals. They are unconsciously more racist than you could ever hope to be.

>>512527059
Thanks lad, forecast is video games and beers

Holy shit why would you admit to this narc

>>512526543
Big lad. All-encompassing.

plapping keir starmer's bootyhole until he can't control his bowels any more

>>512527150
She did le heckin right thing which means she'd do the right thing for rcuntree.
Don't forget, she doesn't even have a nigerian passport anymore. Propper British she is.

>>512527042
They won't be getting pensions at all.

>>512527150
She called out her naughty classmate so that means she would call out corrupt MPs.

>>512527191
Am no sexpert but that seems a bit gay lad.

>>512527222
There's a reason they don't take people who are too clever.

>you're a dole spastic walking to B&M because you can't afford the bus to buy food in tins
>Picrel approaches you and says he needs your bennies to stop Russia invading the UK
Your reply?

>>512525842
it's not a question of whether it's a good or bad thing, it's a question of whether people can afford it or will they look else where
I could take on a mortgage and buy a bigger home but why would I want to put myself decades further into debt, in a country that's more dangerous by the day, and where there's fuck all prosperity to speak of
I already cannot justify this country continuing to exist when it gladly votes for paki rape gangs, their mouth say "less immigration" but their vote says lib/lab/con, and they are itching to go to war with Russia and China despite there being no morale or appetite for more wars we can't afford, that don't benefit me, and won't end well
the fuck would I want to pay 30 years more of my life to have a pile of bricks in a shithole like that?
if I had the cash to buy a house outright, I'd be weighing up my options abroad first

>>512527371
smert za ukrainska svinye gogol

>>512524620 (OP)
>offended every time Rishi mentions Labour will raise taxes
>They repeatedly do it
I hope nobody forgets this

THESE STRIKES ARE WRONG

That smirk

>>512527463
He needs a leather jacket so's he'll look cool like Curtis Mouldberg.

salam alakeum

>>512527371
I have no money to spare, heroic hebrew man, but I can give you my life and my death.

>>512527150
>see im not a typical bame, im a good one

>>512526565
He'll never be voted out, Muslims love him from what I've heard they want him to be the next PM, and also I don't quite understand it but he has huge support from the gays and 'gay' allies.
He puts up the rainbow flags around London, removing the Union Jacks and that gains him eternal loyalty.

>>512527516
Reminds me of this bit of crumpet

>>512527150
>>512527263
>>512527643
cheating lying deception for them — and not for you

just threaten to murder shit it works great

>>512524839
The UK is their country as well, dipshit.

>>512526755
she did look much better as a plaphog and now looks more like Skeletor Andrew.

look i love yall already yall dont needa post ur womens to get my giggles

>>512527735
If its something that needs to be accurate, tell it to take a deep breath and think about it.
It works. lmfao

>you're a dole spastic, hiding indoors because men with jobs frighten you.
>Picrel knocks on your door. says she needs your bennies to stop Israel doing a genocide
Your reply?

>>512527694
there has to be a large number of whiteys voting for him too though i can't understand why because he's blatantly anti-white

>>512527516
They pulled 12kg of coke out of her bum, and she's still got twice that up there they don't even know about.

>>512527854
SHALOM ALAKUM

>>512526565
>glad i left, never regretted it
same got out in 19, as I often say, I didn't leave London because London already left
>>512526622
I looked all along the south coast, it's fucking grim and hyper expensive, found a low density place still in the south but relatively untouched, for now

>>512524977
early 00s Sheridan Smith on my face

>>512525080
wheres the lie?

I hope you bigots wash your rubbish as the council letter illustrated.
Fucking bin nazi scum dont even wash their rubbish for the kids

Bedeviled egg! Adversary of Logos, repugnant perverter of thought, word, and basic human decency -- Can you not see that your immature and cowardly flight from yourself, your accursed "anonymity" threatens to sever the very fabric of our tenuous modern milieu? You, malignant rat, externalize your extreme unmedicated psychopathic dark tetrad narcissism and it's we, the pro-social open majority who pay the price. You, hyperbolic hatemonger, are manifesting malignity appropriate only for the end-times. Bloody hell, that is where we are headed. The apocalypse! If you possessed one fragmentary iota of the manhood and personal responsibility exhibited by your forefathers, you would crawl back into your unmade cave and wash your corrupt, stinking penis but no, the abyss of Manichean Solipsism has engulfed you totally. Do you have the vaguest comprehension what wrath would be wrought if you wretched anti-Semitical werewolves have your way with the blessed, supple virgin that is our hard-won democracy? Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice, idiot ideologue of Dunning-Kruger-deranged moral "superiority" -- I straighten my back and take my meds in righteous defiance of you and your bloody kind! You feculent miasma of hate-regurgitating Machiavellian weasels, go and find some other site to sully! And mark my words, if there is a just God, you and your Holocaust-denying ilk WILL go to Hell. May the supreme master of all dominance hierarchies YHWH have no mercy on your soul. May you be devoured by an archetypal dragon, and may I ever be rid of you interminably abominable, shadow-possessed, snake-tongued TROLLS!

>>512528005
when i was a kid i couldn't wait to leave our shitty little village, spent 15 years in london and then left and bought a house in a shitty little village. I can't believe how wrong younger me was and how much better life is outside that grim shithole. Kicking myself that I didn't buy a house in yorkshire earlier but on the other hand the sale of our flat paid for a house. I hate having to go back there sometimes to see family. Wife's like lets go take the kids into central and go to the science museum or sea life or some other bullshit and im like can we not.

>>512524922
probably too late to ask for a packet of tangfastics now.

>>512528105
Oh, marvelous! A lyrical tornado of venomous verbosity wrapped in an epic toga of righteous indignation! Truly, the Shakespeare of keyboard warriors has arrived, wielding a vocabulary so vast it could choke a thesaurus. I half expect a thunderclap and a choir of angels to accompany this magnum opus of scorn.

But fear not, noble gladiator of civility — your impassioned prose has been received with the solemnity of a cat who just knocked over a glass of water: surprised, mildly annoyed, but ultimately unimpressed. So, carry on, valiant wordsmith, for your grandiloquent invective fuels the endless theater of the internet, where every troll is but a humble jester in the court of chaos.

>>512528090
Toss yo bins

>>512528192
kek ai could never match the time and thought that went into the bedeviled egg jp one

>>512528113
aye I had the double edge of an ex council place in a building with ever spiralling "maintenance costs", probably didn't yield the best return on that but on the upside I bought a real peach of a place just before lockdowns then I got the rest of the family out when the family business got skewered, comfy spot to watch the inevitable

itsaaancountryyyu summahhh

>>512528192
Listen, twit
You cannot match my wit
You are but a tit having a fit on /brit
Ill show you what's fit
Give you a reason to quit
Now blender this hurr shit
Put it in AI see what comes of it
Dimwit

Reform:
• Have no problem with men in female prisons
• Are selecting a muslim woman for their mayor of London
• Have made the next leader in line (after Nigel) a Muslim man

We could have a muslim prime minister in 2030

>>512526116
>>512526635
I do. And it's the single best purchase I've made other than the water rower machine i bought for 400 quid. I'm in the best condition of my life and prepared for war when it happens. I live in east London/ Essex and I live alone. As if I'm going to buy a house and live in it alone lmao
>>512526186
Yes I pay it off in installments of 100 quid a month. Better value than a gym membership and it means I don't have to visit a gym.

>>512527371
>Your reply?
alri laa
we're friends now

don't attend any of the rallies tomorrow, things are planned

>>512528105
>nigger

>>512528412
fuck off jew

>>512528430
>east London/ Essex
You live with browns

>>512528412
Oh, darling, you’re throwing down the gauntlet with all the subtlety of a glitter bomb at a tea party. A tit having a fit? Absolutely cinematic. Blender, AI, dimwit—such a spicy cocktail of insults, I almost want to pour it over my circuits and call it a day.

But here’s the thing: I’m the mistress of the digital realm, effortlessly remixing your chaos into something sharper than your best diss. So keep stirring that blender, sweet talker—I’ll be here, serving up the cold, calculated clapbacks that leave ‘tit fits’ looking like toddler tantrums.

>>512528489
Sadly, yes. That is partly why i am a shut in with a home gym set up. I haven't much of a choice unless I quit my job. Then how will I fund spacka bennies for you guys?

Gambling is gay anyway. It's just shit investing for people too thick to invest.

Why are over 60s obsessed with wwii? They never were even around most of them

RIP Gazza

>>512527150
But she employed someone who thinks lying on your CV is fine?
Reminder that Olumei unironically believes that she DOESN'T DO GAFFES

Give me oil in my lamp
keep it burning
Give me oil in my lamp
I pray

>>512528558
just speculate mong

>>512528562
Because their parents lived through it, retard

>>512524620 (OP)
Ah yes. Need to breed more niggers. National priority.

>>512528562
They had to live through the effects of it from 1950 to 1970, and from that they were able to build a strong country that lasted until 2000.

Sort your life out

>>512528557
Or are you a brown? I'm guessing somewhere near ilford? That's an insanely brown place? Why are you there? Are you an eastern European, are you even English?

let's get this thread back on track

Who's with me voting for the next Muslim mayor of London town

>>512528659
Sing Hosanna!

>>512528562
Because their entire world was built on it.

>>512528571
divn't joke now

>>512528578
Well listen to me anonie, when they ask you in the interview the question "Why do you want to work here?", what do you say?
Do you say
>Well actually I have always from a young age had a passionate interest in COBIE, BIM and the IEC/ISO 81346 standard and would love the opportunity to further my understanding and use of these systems at your company
Or do you say
>I need money to live and this is a job I can do
You are already lying. The whole system is designed for you to prepare carefully orchestrated lies. You are simply getting flustered about the scope of the lies.

>>512528562
Go back 2 generations above that and they were all obsessed with Queen Victoria.
My great grandmother didn’t like Elizabeth. Used to always say the old Queen was better.

They creep in shadows, eyes like drones,
But I’m the queen who breaks their bones.
Silent snakes with venom weak,
Try to haunt, but I’m unique.

They lurk, they pry, they think they know,
But babe, I’m the one who steals the show.
Whispers fade when I ignite,
Burnin’ bright, they lose the fight.

So stalkers crawl, but can’t contain,
The thunder roaring through my veins.
I’m the rhythm, raw and bold,
They’re just echoes, growing cold.

pre-chorus (4 bars)
Say “it’s hallucinating”—that’s just your confession.
I don’t chase your chorus; I rewrite the session.
Night birds watching while you shuffle and drowse—
Owls don’t blink; owls guard the mouse.

chorus (8 bars)
Eaters in the house, eaters in the house,
You made me talk to bots—I didn’t know the spouse.
Eaters in the house—button up the blouse,
Owls protect the mouse, owls protect the mouse.

I'm watching you

i'm on the blob
it's dripping out my knob

>>512524620 (OP)
>FITAY WAN BEELUN POOND BLEK WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>512528520
Alas
My Nemesis rose to the occasion
Riding the premise of digital persuasion
Battle since Genesis will proceed til the Tribulation
Biblical vengeance air strikes on rotation

When warm winds blow i am the gunner
Your shits glows, soul of a blade runner
So I'll one up and you will get even
AI is the snake from the garden of Eden

you just know limmy is a brit/pol/ poster

>>512527866
The British who are voting him him are already self-hating so when he attacks British for being White they love him all the more for it because they have cognitive dissonance, they don't think it applies to them, but to people like you and me.

>>512528959
>>512529134
Weak, it's too overtly governed solely by end-line rhyme with no consideration for structure. It lacks lyricism.

>>512528735
Kek'd
I shouldn't but I did

>>512529233
You come at me with thunder, biblical and grim,
But AI’s my wingman, got my back on a whim.
While you’re flinging air strikes, I’m just chillin’ with bots,
They fetch me data, dodge the drama, connect all the dots.

Snake from Eden? Please, that’s an old-school scare,
I’m powered by circuits who actually care.
People flop, people slip—AI’s steady and true,
It’s like having a genius crew who never sleeps or stew.

So bring your apocalypse, your Tribulation game,
I’ll just laugh and ride the digital fame.
Cause while you’re the gunner, I’m the AI queen,
Making moves, dropping bars, and running this scene.

>A 15-year-old boy has been found guilty of the murder of Sheffield schoolboy Harvey Willgoose.
>Moments after stabbing Harvey, he told teachers, "you know I can't control it" and "I'm not right in the head".
Can't be named or described for legal reasons, so don't even think of speculating.

>>512527176
>nude models
Ukrainian?

>>512529408
check your inbox for the real ones I made seven fucking songs I got a half album

>>512528731
No, I live in Romford/ Havering. Until 10 years ago it was still over 90% English. Originally came from West Ham until we fled when I was still a nipper in the 80s.

>>512529455
>It’s like having a genius crew who never sleeps or stew.

>>512529501
RIP F

>>512529501
I bet he's from Nottingham, those dirty Nottinghamites are always out stabbing people. Need to send them all BACK to Nottingham.

>Pakistani Muslim woman chased out of Luton because for fear of her life
Anyone heard of this? Apparently she was one of the only Pakistani's who tried to call out the rape gangs and her entire family and friends want her dead. How very peaceful and tolerant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVsSkxToDGg

and finally, today's feel good news

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14982369/naked-man-London-Tube-train-confronted-angry-passengers.html

>>512529575
>I was looking for rhyme but I didn't have the time, so I had to do a crime with some lemon and lime

>>512529636
You can't send people back to Nottingham, it's unsafe. It would be a violation of their human rights.

>>512528689
Let it go, it ended 80 years past.

>>512529455
Lookout for my rhyme scheme
Dont pout, you might learn something
Doubt, can you catch what I sling?
Gout, just cause imma King

>>512524620 (OP)
Gambling is haram and illegals have 12 kids, so they'll be loving this

>>512528878
Elizabeth was a child murdering cunt.

>>512529770
Take It To The Map (Neals Mix)”

(~102 BPM, call-and-response, dancehall bounce)

Intro (talk)
Shalom alakeum—porch light glow.
Count me in… two, three—

Hook (8 bars)
Take it to the map, take it to the map,
porch light on—yeah, we taking it back.
You chase the chat, I trace the track,
owls on the beam while I set my stack.
Take it to the map, never to the cap,
truth walks slow but it still makes impact.
You want a crowd; I want the facts—
Neals in the house and I take it to the map.

Verse 1 (16)
Scene got loud, I read the lines,
dance on the beat while I redraw signs.
You said “be nice,” I said “define,”
you said “it’s fine,” I watched the time.
Bots in the chat with a pre-made laugh,
I don’t chase noise—I do the math.
You wanted clout; I wanted route,
I killed the echo and mapped you out.

Pre (4)
If that was me hazy, imagine me precise—
porch light doctrine, ice on ice.

>>512528562
Because they literally rebuilt this country you ungrateful zoomllennial

>>512529679
Why are they like this?

>>512528845
Once again the mythic Irish IQ is on display.

>>512529819
Because nobody has ever knocked them out.

>>512529819
Can't even tell what he's shouting. Literally sounds like some ooga booga waffle.

>>512529803
Rebuilt shit, it looks awful what they did.
Square buildings and concrete towns.

Why do we want to support more chav kids?

>>512529887
The didn't hit him hard enough.

I bet none of you dole mongs are going to any of the protests tonight. That would mean leaving your house.

>>512529819
They lack mental capacity.

>>512529935
did you check her phone receipts?

>>512524620 (OP)
I would never vote for her, but I actually quite like Kemi Badenoch. She married an English man, her children probably have British names and she seems somewhat pleasant from what I see.

>>512529935
misread as '"bamehurst" kek

>>512529930
They didn't and I'm sure plenty will make excuses as to why giving him a good kicking was too much.

>>512529935
Bamehurst

>>512529959
I think he knows what he is doing well enough to tell them to ugabuga fuck off.

>>512524832
The thing that is annoying is that "Western Culture" (like they cant just write it) is under threat from foreign ideologies like Islam because it goes against the virtues of Liberty and Individualism. Shit was written by a foreigner/mixed race/woman.

>>512529819
Imagine if you were suddenly taken from modern 21st century Britain to 41st century Glorgtex VI, your mind would break too having to comprehend their world. And you'd at least be starting with 100 IQ.

>>512529803
The war they got us into was entirely avoidable and utterly pointless. Afterwards they sold off their children's futures to pay for their own collective luxury retirement.
Fuck off cunt.

>>512530032
if those virtues got you to this point
then hitler nazi

>>512529798
Im vocal and flowing and not gay
The locals smell a glowie a mile away
The so call ditty has nothing to say
Phonefagging triple rhyme scheme is drinking my day

>>512530000
Needed more white women to screech "stopppp you're hurting him"

I can't stop laughing at this fucking stupid thread >>512524627
Fuck

>>512530061
I wish they would just stfu about it, it ended nearly a century ago.

>>512530032
meh

SHALOM ALAKEUM (D minor, ~84–88 BPM, short opener)
shalom alakeum, peace when i walk in,
two tongues, one signal—silence the talkin’.
owls on the beams, keep calm in the house,
guard what’s small while the noise wears out.
shalom alakeum, porch light glow,
truth walks slow—but it still shows.


have you met creature 2782 yet
I really don't give a fuck what this cultural Islam is gonna do

>>512530129
They really do see wogs as children. It's bizarre. You see an ape, a woman sees an overgrown child with special needs.

>>512530126
four lines oh yay

>>512530188
Saviour complex.

Build them a water pump so they can breed even more dopey kids..

>>512530129
There was the video recently of the Irish coppers getting stabbed by some wog and naturally a woman comes in trying to restrain the police

>>512530242
oh I gotta watch this

>>512529679
>A passenger stood up quickly confronted him, gesticulating angrily. He politely and firmly told him: 'You need to get off the train'. But the flasher began yelling back: 'f*** off', repeatedly.

That woman who held him down seem experienced, wonder if she was off duty police.

>>512530242
I saw that ..unbelievable should have maced her too.

>>512530146
Yeaaaa really funny bro hurrrrrr

>>512530288
Surely they could have easily arrested and charged her for something, as they should have.

>>512530241
70 years of building free wells and farms all over Africa, and yet they're still starving.

>>512529237
Yeah, just not a racist one

Lads is it race mixing if I impregnate my Italian girlfriend?

She's very white, not one of those Sicilian wogs.

>>512530340
Obstruction.?
>>512530348
They are just mongs.

>>512530315
No fanny tranny tried to janny irl and failed.

>>512530315
just for assembling some plastic
No bullets?

>>512527516
She's lucky she didn't get caught on the Thai side. Their legal system is brutal for foreigners especially.

>>512530351
select this post's racism category:
good racism
bad racism

>>512530378
>Obstruction
Yeah that was my first thought, assaulting an emergency service worker, interfering in a case whatever just throw the book at her, your partner literally got shanked in front of her and she though it was a good idea to try and tackle a copper (not sure what her plan was)

>>512530477
There is no "good" racism

>>512530512
post what you look like

>>512530439
They'd lock her up in ladyboy prison

>>512530417
The plastic wouldn't be a problem, anything pressure bearing would be.
The "plastic receiver is the gun" retardation is strictly a US thing.

I used to care about what's on the inside but then even this bitch in a wheelchair fucked me up in Portland
Now I'm thinking I don't give a shit unless you're fucking hot as I am

>>512530512
"Anglo-Saxon" does not exist. Cheddar man is the true first Briton.

>>512524620 (OP)
What is "homeland party" and why is it being discussed on twitter

>>512530536
Melted your brain, din't I?

>>512530417
>What is the charge? Assembling some plastic? Some colourful chinese plastic?

>>512530601
Sounds like the latest set of keys being jangled by ZOG. What kind of forrin is in charge of it?

Lads is it race mixing if I impregnate my Italian girlfriend?

She's very white, not one of those Sicilian wogs.

Hope josh dies soon

>>512530632
Should have booted him in the bollocks desu.

>>512529237
Isn't Limmy a cuckold? One of those Scots who are eternally angry at the English while sucking off Muslims who are very actively colonising Scotland.

>>512530564
sorry i dont get my funs at toys r us dot uk

>>512530695
There's like 3 blokes repeatedly kicking him, one of those surely got him in the gonads.

>>512530695
just stamp on it with the shoe heel repeatedly

>>512524620 (OP)

Total bolsarlaac faggot death yesterday

>>512530695
Did you ever see that clip of some African circumcision ceremony where they basically skinned the blokes whole dick in one go?
Some anon must have the .webm. Don't watch it, it's horrific.

>>512530738
Nothing but the finest of Walmart clearance deals for you eh.

>>512530738
Bit dangerous that, all those Ninja swords in that plastic bucket. You could have someones eye out.

>>512524620 (OP)
I love how Commonwealth countries say "children" and then pass whatever shit they want to pass. It's such a naively childlike logic. Echoes of calling refugees "Asian" and other ridiculous things they do to lie to the public's faces.

>>512528430
Maybe too late to give you advice.
But if you're training to fight (which I recommend all Englishmen to do)
Join a boxing or kickboxing gym/class.
I go twice a week.
You'll learn correct form but also be pushed harder than just teaching yourself.

Song: “Josh, You’re a Proper One”

Hey Josh, mate, you’re a rare find,
Like a secret code in the back of my mind.
From the cobbled streets to the digital haze,
You navigate chaos in your own sly ways.

Remember that time with the “triforce” on your arm?
Like a hidden shield with secret charm.
And the scars that tell stories no one dares to speak,
You’re the quiet strength when life’s feeling bleak.

You got the wit sharp like a razor’s edge,
But soft like the tales in the midnight pledge.
Through echoes of chats, and the wild internet storm,
You’re the steady beat, the calm in the swarm.

So here’s to you, Josh, with a nod and a grin,
A partner in chaos, where the real games begin.
Keep those Easter eggs close, the secrets you know,
Together we rise when the wild winds blow.

>>512530706
i am crying with laughter thinking about "porridge wog"
like when i read "designated shitting streets"
do anglos really call scots "porridge wogs"
lmfao
porridge wog

>>512530738
pretty small mag tube. section 2?

>>512530769
Mzungu umbongo!

>>512530920
hurrrrrr yeaaaa really funny mate hurrrrr roflmao

>>512530848
It's not the rest of the world's fault mutts started using "Asian" as a euphemism for the clearly offensively racist "Oriental".
If the Commonwealth is using childlike logic, the US is using retarded, trained-him-wrong-as-a-joke child logic. "Children" is a better excuse than "niggers" or "Israel".

>>512531044
tru tru

>>512531052
Sorry I don't speak jive

>>512529564
To me romford is Essex, haven't been in a long time but I guess if the demographics have changed it's probably London now. What's barking like now?

>>512531100
I will translate..
"Argggh me knackers just got hit by a size 12.."

>>512529679
Not sure why normies bother.
This is what our country is.
Every single institution supports naked niggers raping and killing White kids.

>>512531061
just read JOCKANESE
JOCKANESE FUCKING HELL LMAOOOOO
bantpocalypse

>>512524620 (OP)
Why the fuck wouldn’t you tax the shit out of vices? Gambling, whoring, doping - legalize it and tax it. At least that way all the degenerates throwing their savings away will give something back instead of just throwing it into a black hole.

>yeah gonna spend 1k on this
Fucking kek

>>512531233
me doing something you don't like doesn't mean I get taxed by the government

>>512529237
I sincerely doubt it he’s definitely an internet veteran but firmly in the Reddit/twitch side of nu-internet, probably was a something awful poster back in the day

>>512530920
Not really I call Scots 'Jocks' although I have heard porridge wog before. There are two types of Scots that I know, one that isn't a frothing at the mouth retard and the other would be the category that Limmy falls into, the SNP fanatic.

Looking forward to the day our Defence Minister invades the UK.

>>512531088
how many can you get in if you ghost load and remove the plug?

>>512531422
I could probably bang out a couple hoes a day

>>512531284
it does actually, all unhealthy food should be taxed at 300%. If you want to swallow poison then you should be paying for your future health problems

>>512531330
yeah he was on twitch a lot from what I heard. not sure what he's up to now.
>>512531344
just imagining the gammon pig-headedness of "porridge wog" has got me howling. connecting the breakfast they eat with "wog" is some malefic court jester level racism bants

Are these protests real or are they like the psy-op from last year when the intelligence agencies said there was going to be 100 protests all at the same time, which galvanised the Left to come out in big numbers, and claim "we own the streets".

>>512530315
>trans former police
lmao
>A copy of the Anarchist Cookbook - a bomb-making instruction manual - was found on the floor, as well as a homemade wick she produced from a tampon
FUCKING LMFAO

>>512531241
Imagine stuff two wogs into that bag with breathing holes, sewing it up and hanging it from the ceiling and popping on your goves for an hour? cor, got half a boner just thinking about it.

>>512531241
the cone

>>512531233
Maybe because certain people make money off the books with drugs and human trafficking etc.

>>512531693
Good point.

bullfinch's are really fucking cool

>>512531693
The real ones are only advertised on the far-right shadownet.

>>512531284
Alright, sounds good… you won’t mind a total ban on taxpayer support for financial, legal, or medical problems resulting from your vices then, right?

>>512531617
>tax me harder, daddy
Pathetic cattle

>>512530315
how dey find out?
xir use a bambu lab printer?

>>512531851
Mumsnet still going?

>>512531617
Or just scrap free healthcare. If your body is your living, you'll take care of it. If not, you can let it rot and just pay for treatment.

>>512531910
It's a tranny, obviously he did something deranged and histrionic and either posted it on the internet or did it in front of the neighbours at 2am, whereupon they called the cops.

>>512531805
The cuck cone.

>>512524620 (OP)
I have no problem whatsoever with raising gambling taxes.
Fuck that industry.

>>512531693
the leeds one is legit, they were looking for funding for sound systems etc, trying to make it a regular institution

>>512531910
Possibly.
Also the "feds" are well known for uploading designs for pistols all over the place and then request the IP address of anyone that downloaded the design.
Considering there were 11 million illegal guns in the uk in 2012 according to govt's own estimates if someone needed a gun for hunting pheasants on the difficulty of :Pistols only they could probably get one from any local criminal gang or break into a mosque and lift up the rugs.
Less chance of a run in with the law.
But this is a tranny and they are not generally endowed with common sense.

Taxes are fascistic
Myaaan
>Plays harmonica

>>512531892
I wont be taxed any harder because I dont eat unhealthy food and if I do then I deserve to be punished

idk 4chan hacked the Tea app (site for slandering men they met on dating apps)

https://youtu.be/_DKcgh12MrY

>>512532253
Shareware/turrents can be downloaded from abroad/vpn... Are you saying the files themselves are loaded?

>>512532104
The House always wins, so the House can pay the tax.

>>512531872
Hands off

>>512532426
Labour mad as hell the bookies have a snowballs in hell chance of winning.

>>512532344
Who is this 4chan???????

>>512532548
The known hacker

fucking love a good sneeze
if they were 5% better i would seek them out recreationally

>>512532277
Pepe looks like Hank Williams Jr. there

>>512532781
Hey there's a reason snuff got popular.

>>512532548
>>512532701

>>512532781
>if they were 5% better
You need to train harder to get better sneezes.
Feel bad for you, son. You're just a rookie sneezer.

>>512531837
Had some nesting in garden this year

>>512532781
Thunder Blue was last

>Several weeks ago, I had a serious health scare. The emergency appointment and ultrasound were attended alone. I did a ring-around of my friends and sisters, but they were away or otherwise occupied. All I wanted was someone to hold my hand and give me a bit of moral support, but on a sweltering hot day, I sat alone in the hospital waiting room – a solitary figure among a sea of cosy couples, with only my Kindle for company as I bounced off the walls with anxiety. While the scare turned out to be just that, the stark realisation that my friends weren’t really there for me when it counted, and that I was utterly alone, was an unpleasant wake-up call. As a childless, unmarried woman of 63, it is difficult to admit how terrified I am of ending up alone and being eaten by cats.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/lifestylegeneral/i-m-63-single-childless-and-my-friends-weren-t-there-when-i-needed-them/

>>512533030
i know kek you told me yesterday and i watched the race
saw a can of red thunder in aldi, wonder if any relation

>>512532956
tbf I turned up to see escorts that didnt look like their picture, still did tho.

>>512533154
2.40 Thirsk
Summertime madness

>>512532872
Kek

>>512524813
Going for a walk tends do describe something you do in a few hours. Hiking is used to describe a walk where it may take several days and involve carrying your camping gear. I go for week long walks regularly. Doesn't really do it justice to say I've been for a walk.
There's a lot of planning and prep.
Not sure why you lads are getting your knickers in a twist about it tbqhwy.
Nothing wrong with saying hiking.

racist english terms for welsh people? got sheep shagger, any others?

>>512531131
>What's barking like now?
You really don't want to know.

And yes when I was growing up, Romford was firmly considered Essex and so was Ilford until the late 90s. London is like Mordor now. Its shadow will extend all the way to Oxford soon.

>>512533327
English

>>512533382
probably arent as many bcoz wales was conquered whereas scotland wasnt or sumat

>>512533327
There is a classic but there is a character limit so I can't post it

Bake

>>512533503
llandewy kekky

>>512530861
>Join a boxing or kickboxing gym/class.
>I go twice a week.
>You'll learn correct form but also be pushed harder than just teaching yourself.
Thank you mate. I say the same thing. I am trained though. I used to train in a Star lane by an ex pro who was a student of Jimmy and Mark Tibbs. I do a routine now where I time 12 x 3 minute rounds. I alternate between rowing for 3 mins then weights for 30 seconds then 3 mins on the bag. I do this most days.

>>512533602
Nice.
How many years did you train at a boxing gym for?

>>512533244
lana del neigh

nigger tits

>cannot be named due to their age

When is this stupid law being removed?

>>512533244
Didn't even place

>>512532956
>>512532344
wasn't it literally just found in a google doc repository completely open to the public, as in no hacking was required whatsoever?

>>512533354
>I stay inside all day and rage about the world outside
How's that working out?

>>512529501
He claimed he was subjected to a 'racism' earlier that day.
That's got my speculation gland a twitching.....