CASHNADO ALERT!

>>512529038 (OP)
Just like a tornado hits a house your inheritance is gone in seconds.

>>512529089
That's implying the inheritance was ever planned or existed in the first place

This is some sad shit. Slot machines and the like must be banned.

and yet these same retards will vote to make crystal meth and fentanyl illegal

>>512529038 (OP)
>MAX BET
MAX BET
>MAX BET

I like that the first lady on the left is sitting on the choose your denomination screen, so she's not even playing the machine just tapping for no reason

ultimate goyim. herded like livestock. worked all their life to retire at age 80, poor, and fritter away their money on health expenses and casino games

>>512529193
They'll just find workarounds like they did in Japan. This is a deep societal rot that needs extreme action with extreme prejudice.

>>512529038 (OP)
IT CAN ALWAYS TURN AROUND!

>>512529193

>>512529260
her touches are registering as little blips of light though. and it doesn't seem like much more is happening on the other screens.
i've played some wacky slot machines but this one baffles me

>>512529038 (OP)
>Dopamine addicted retards
They're just like us

>>512529486
What's going on here how can they spam like this don't they have to wait for the roll and make a bet and pull the little lever guy?

>>512529038 (OP)
YOUNG WHITE MEN!!!!! DIE FOR THIS!!! GO DIE IN A DESERT NEAR ISRAEL FOR THIS!!!

YOU NEED TO DO IT FOR THE FUCKING ECONOMY, PLEASE, WHITE GOYIM.

went gambling on slots on a cruise ship with my girlfriend and her friends one night just for fun. quickly realized it is a full on scam. spent 250, which i thought was a lot, and saw that the boomers next to me sat with balances of 2000, 5000, some even 15,000 or more. and none of them were winning anything, just slowly losing over time.

it was fun for my girlfriend cause she got to pull on the slot machine arm and take pictures with her girlfriends but damn man.

slots are a complete money sink. i think i left with 50 dollars. boomers really will sit there for hours (on a cruise no less) and throw away all their money. sick.


worst part though, is i was treated like an outsider. they knew i wasnt spending like them. after about 45 minutes, i was asked to leave for being “underage” (im 29), even when i showed my ID.

>>512529038 (OP)
Fuck if you wanna play straight chance. Just play roullette. Dont degrade yourself

>>512529566
It's like a QTE where you gave to spam the button as much as possible

>>512529038 (OP)
>I'm gonna throw away this family heirloom worth $100 million dollar into the sea because it reminds me of a dead guy who took my virginity half a century ago
>what? leaving it for my grandchildren so they can live better lives? Not my problem

>>512529281
Black jack and roullette is more dignified. Force the old fuckers to learn those games

>>512529566
the thing about digital machines is that they can be sped up for even more gambling dopamine action!

>>512529603
Was your gf's friend a guy?

>>512529566
theyre just hitting “max bet” over and over. most machines will skip over the roll/pull of the lever if you spam that button for peak gambling efficiency

>>512529038 (OP)
What's the point of this brain-rotting machines? Just play blackjack or poker, for fuck's sake.

>>512529638
This bitch got thrown overboard too
>What do you mean we're not getting any money back for this expedition???

>>512529638
>half a century ago
Anon, Titanic sank in 1911 and movie was made in 90s. Her dusty vagina was plowed by DiCaprio over 80 years at that point.

>>512529038 (OP)
I look like that when I post on 4chan and I press "update", waiting replies.

>>512529728
Maybe there was a time back in the 1970s where slots paid
Then boomers had kids
Now it is 2025

>>512529728
The point is CASHNADO!!!!!!!!!!

>>512529796
Brainlet, he was using the dumb bitch from the movie as a general example of boomer women's selfishness

>>512529804
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
moments of self awareness
my one weakness
curse you bean man!

>MFW WHITE TIMBERS SPEND ALL THIER WHITE MAN PAPER AT MY CASINO

>>512529089
>your inheritance is gone in seconds.
How much did you inherit and why did you piss it all away in a slot machine?
>>512529602
I died for Israel 3 times last week.
>>512529638
Who are you quoting?

>>512529663
nope, was all girls and then me.

got to see them in very slutty bikinis getting drunk which was nice. didnt attempt to get a three way, but one of the girls kissed my girlfriend…
did i miss out? or would that have been flying too close to the sun

>>512529566
>roll
>lever
These haven’t been things on slot machines for decades. You press a button and the screen does a little animation.

>>512529999
The lure of the MAX BET was too powerful... The chance to double my inheritance...don't worry I'll win it back soon....
Can you lend me a 5

>>512530052
A big button

>>512529492
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1aY8a61tm78
I had to look it up
so you don't even tap the screen like these retards are doing
If you just watch the first minute or so in this video, that "cashnado alert" shit just means you keep spinning and can win a bonus on the last reel (which maybe in the bonus itself you do tap the screen, but the people in the webm don't have that)
whole new take on this now, the people are even more retarded than I thought

>>512530074
>my inheritance
How much did you inherit?

>>512529566
>>512529622
>>512529633
>>512529999
OH BABY WE GOT INTEGERS

>>512530123
The dust I was born in

>>512530135
Good thing I bet the hard ways!

>>512529038 (OP)
>the "I'm dying alone" starter pack

>>512529638
the funny part is she married someone else because she has grandchildren in the movie. Her husband would get up and go to work every day busting his ass, while she secretly held a priceless artifact worth tens of millions of dollars. Enough money to secure their future, and the future of their children, for many generations. Then plays dumb with an expedition of hard working men who are looking for that same artifact, while it's secretly sitting in her pocket the entire time. And she tosses it all away because the homeless man 80 years ago gave her tingles. She then dies in her sleep and her idea of heaven is to be together with that homeless man, not the man who worked and raised children with her for decades.
And women consider this the greatest romance movie of all time

>>512530048
probably no shot, unless somehow you ended up at your room with her and 1 other friend and they were both drunk.

threesomes way harder to swing than most people think

>>512530274
You probably can't easily sell something like that. Some country or government would claim ownership

>>512529038 (OP)
I can't imagine throwing away money for a pull of a lever a push of a button or a poke at a screen.
Boomers are a curse.
I am however comforted by the fact when it's time they'll go to the cheapest most nigger infested nursing home their kids can't afford.
Or in Canada, offered death.

>>512529999
Checked. I don’t think anon is quoting anyone, but if you want a sensible chuckle, watch Owen Benjamin’s bit about titanic. Back when he was a comedian, before he overdosed on redpills. It’s pretty funny

>>512529038 (OP)
Cashnado experts, do the grannies actually do anything by taping the screen in the webm, or they're just confused by the animation?

>>512529193
Banning is a sign of surrender, most of the time.

>>512530561
Like flies, they smash against the window all day long until they lie dead and dried up on the floor.

>>512530110
>WIN 240
>it's $2.40
kek

all those time wasting animatins ... designed for marks

>>512530561
Not an expert.
However, if you look at the screen, you will notice there is a visual feedback when they tap.
Whether or not tapping has any other effect is out of my realm of expertise.

>>512529638

Maybe the Vegas shooting was the real cashnado we made along the way

>>512530337
Maybe not the giant heart shaped sapphire but she definitely could have sold those big ass diamonds on the pendant separately to avoid suspicion.

>>512529486
This is the people that says that videogames are dumbing you down.

>>512530110
Oh thanks, you answered my question. Yeah that's what I thought.

>>512530275
youre probably right. but wouldnt girls be more open to something like that on a vacation??

>>512529038 (OP)
Fucking revolting.

>>512531263
They’re more open to anything with a little alcohol in them

>>512531185
Be quiet, you're disturbing me while I'm pressing keys to get rich by pressing keys. You key-pressing prevention terrorist.

>>512529038 (OP)
Reminder these are the same people that told you videogames are a waste of time and adults shouldn't play them.

>>512530274
>anon doesn't know what love is
sad

>>512530870
they are harvested for boomer juice, theyre like a crafting material in an elderscrolls game.

>>512531572
>elderly
>married
>had children with husband
>but the man you knew for three whole days was your soulmate

>>512530561
Not a cashnado expert but after looking it up in youtube it seems like they didn't even start the slot machine, like, that's just the main menu. It does that animation when you touch enough but it has no effect at all since the "game "didn't brgin yet. Cashnado alert is the name of the slot machine model.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVqWILF50I8&pp=ygUOY2FzaG5hZG8gYWxlcnQ%3D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ve5Y4OdVsEY&pp=ygUOY2FzaG5hZG8gYWxlcnQ%3D
>t. seeker or cashnado truth

Dopamine is the easiest thing to trick people into paying you for.

>>512530561
Tapping does nothing. You want to sit on the sidelines until the boomers have juiced up those machines and try to jump in with max bet just before the next 'nado hits.
>t. Cashnado farmer

>>512529486
peak sheeple gamblers

>>512529038 (OP)
I love boomers

>>512529038 (OP)
My gf said at least they’re exercising kek

>>512529193
The real problem is people's bodies outliving their minds although in the case of boomers they've been rotten for quite some time.

>>512531439
well heres what happened
>be me
>went to a late night club (11pm-2AM on the cruise)
>left slightly before 2, gf and her friends had 3+ drinks so all drunk
>we walk 2 of them back, then it was me, gf, and her friends (thick columbian girl)
>as im walking her friend back i see theyre holding hands and laughing
>get to her friends door, get key from her and open it
>turn around and columbiana girl kissed my girlfriend and said “love you biiiiitch”
>had intense eye contact
>thought for a moment to try to get us all in the same room, but didnt do it

was there a chance here?

>>512529038 (OP)
My brother just got evicted by his landlords wife because he was behind for 1 single month. He' been there for 3 years and has never been late. The thing is, his landlord is a actual millionaire who owns an entire resort with beach, docks, rentals and everything. And his wife is the one who runs the profits from the rental properties and all she does with the money is spend it all on online gambling. She gave my brother an eviction notice without even talking to her husband. She was out a couple hundred bucks for just a few days and was pissed off enough about not having her gambling money she gave notice of eviction to my brother and even her husband is pissed at her. Never fucking underestimate the greed of boomers, especially boomer women. God forbid people fall on hard times and your life and well being are in the hands of one of these demons.

>>512529486
To be honest, government should put them in front of a firing squad and take their money. Dumb old niggers lived on easy mode and are now pouring money in some filthy jew’s pockets

>>512532192
>colombiana
You absolutely had a chance

>>512530337
>Some country or government would claim ownership
How? I can see that if you're diving a wreck and come across gold, like how israel wanted that spanish slaver ship they found with billions in gold cuz the owner was jewish. This was given to her by the guy she blew off, so it's an actual personal item of thiers and not just something stumbled upon.

Reminds me of how its illegal to sell ambergris washed up on the shores of the US but if you find it in europe you get to sell it

Like, this is worst than gacha games because at least gachas are games, ya know?

>>512529038 (OP)
This is the stock and crypto markets whenever the price starts going up fast

>>512529038 (OP)
this is what happens when a country has no social security

>>512532843
There are all kinds of laws that can be abused. The US government can deem your home historic property and seize it and there isn't a damn thing you can do to stop them

>>512530692
>If you kill the casinos, they win
Thanks Justin, fucking retard

>>512530215
Oof
Who started already addicted, who is an old person with no family that spends all day where at least someone will notice if they die
Like these people can't have grandkids can they?

>>512529038 (OP)
>every generation in human history before the baby boomers
>i want to build generational wealth and leave my children a better life than i had
>boomers
>CASHNADO ALERT!

>>512533014
>The US government can deem your home historic property and seize it and there isn't a damn thing you can do to stop them
I'm in north NJ/eastern PA a lot and I do see some towns with really nice quaker style stone buildings that get deemed historical sites. Didnt know that was an eminent domain type of deal, that sucks dick, a lot of these are really nice if they were kept up and modernized inside, with very nice fertile plots of land

>>512532965
Shut up faggot.
As if the fucking government run by jews and empowered affirmative action hires (women faggots and niggers) should tell me what to do.
That is why your country is a joke.

>>512529038 (OP)
Its not just old people. I went to a casino once with a few of my coworkers, it was a good time but its scary how entranced people are by this shit.

>>512529038 (OP)
CASH
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>>512533439
That shit is overwhelmingly boomers.

>>512531688
epic. TBD

>>512529038 (OP)
are slots the most subhuman game out there?

>>512533720
I would rather site see the fucking homeless in Vegas than whatever the fuck shit that is.

>>512533720

>>512534001
kek

>>512529227
LIZARD
>LIZARD
LIZARD

>>512533720
>slots
video game based gambling, all types of it, is a highly degenerate activity but most people don't mind other people destroying their lives at the feet of some gaming jews

>>512533720
no, betting on horseracing is the most degenerate

>>512534253
Me and my fantasy football friends do cheap 10 part parlay bets every week as part of our pool just for shits and giggles since its low money but people who do this regularly are insanely bad at math

>>512529089
>drumming my boomer fingers like a nervous tweaker
I just gambled my grandkids kidneys and lost!

>>512529999
This homo don't like cashnados.

>hey grandpa can you loan me $500. It would change my life immensely and I would pay you back
>no

>>512529038 (OP)
I dont see how this is any different than you guys when you see this and spend hours doom scrolling on /pol/

>>512534976
Fuck everything.

>>512529603
Idk man i spent 100 in Biloxi and won $900 then cashed out and just sat around drinking the free beers while my buddy played blackjack. Youre supposed to win and quit, casinos want you to keep putting money back into it

>>512529486
satanic

>>512535028
>browsing /pol/ is the same as wasting millions at casinos
Holy shit the no u's you kikes are pushing get worse and worse every day

>>512529638
Jack's Grandchildren

>>512535028
We're not losing thousands of dollars you fuckng idiots.
My dad has a nice nest egg for himself. Personally? I am fine with him and my mom spending it all on vacations and not leaving me a cent. I'm probably not gonna be able to give them grandchildren so they don't owe me shit. I owe them shit because I live in their house at 32 trying to save for my own house.
But a lot of these boomers kicked their kids out at 18 and now waste their money to cuck their future bloodline. It's retarded and if I have kids I will never do that shit unless they're incorrigibly lazy.

>>512532687
Never,.

My grandmother is currently giving/letting her new man take all the gold my grandfather bought.
Every year, 3-5 sets of coins for us, and now their being given to someone else's kids.

She also tortured a few of us and currently tortures him, when he loses his mobility it's going to get bad.

>Debating the pros and cons of calling in a wellness check, but honestly fuck em.

>>512529038 (OP)
lmao gets every time

>>512529486
1960's gaming is real in 2025.

>>512529038 (OP)
>>512535693

Who needs a cashnado when I have Mr. Jackpots?

>>512531113
>>512529638
>>512530274

the whole boomer gang at work gave me the stares because i said titanic is a film for women. i was considered evil for saying that. thats the level of brain rot modern society has come to.

i will still lol about this in 50 years, given im still alive. thats the most retarded reaction i ever got to anything.

Notice how there's only these 2 webms being shared.

>>512536185
There are multiple webms in this thread schizo

>>512535532
The only thing I'll say that is worse than a decrepit old white boomer woman when it comes to money and swindling inheritances, is these fucking Asian islander gold diggers who hook up with old white men. I've seen this happen twice. Old man discovers love again with some 30-40 year old Asian girl and all of the sudden a few decades later when he dies, she takes EVERYTHING. Nothing for the children. I know white boomer women are famous for yanking properties and trust funds out from under people. But these fucking Asian islander bitches are so cut throat it makes the white boomer women look pleasant by comparison.

>>512534976
That's a hard watch

>>512536185
Boomers are annoying shitbags, the casino addiction is just tip of the iceberg. We're living in this hellish period where boomers refuse to help us and are instead making things worse. We have to deal with these NPC boomers as well as hoards upon hoards of more NPC migrants from all over the world.

warren buffet is a boomer and he's still alive. same goes for soros. don't even care if they are not from that exact "generation" (labels which were dreamt up by a jew anyway).

>>512529281
yeah but pachinko has soul

>>512529089
Boomers dont have inheritance for their children. Most take it to their grave

this obnoxious faggot who calls himself "casino king" lost $4000 playing bj, in a recent vid. he's a liberal who somehow makes enough to earn a living and pay for various non-white cameramen to follow him around as he loses.

the bad example set by boomers has spread to younger generations.

this idiot went from doing doordash to being a kick streamer of just gambling content. he somehow made enough to buy a tesla, have his own apartment, and recently played $10K at vegas, losing over half of it.

>>512533720
They just become so cheap and shitty looking. At least old slots and coin games had mechanical parts, so you were a bit amused. But this shit, you could do this on your phone.

it's easy for me to judge the boomers but i'm the same way with 4chan (you)s and reddit updoots and checking CoinGecko for muhh crypto Bingus tokens

for 99.99999% of the time humanity has existed we've gotten our dopamine from hunting animals, doing household tasks, accomplishing professional goals, finishing projects, helping neighbors with their work, being with friends, getting affection from loved ones.

now we have these glowing black mirror screens whispering to us in seductive voices-which-don't-speak 8-12 hrs per day, so we don't need any of that anymore. i have all the dopamine i need, right here on the internet! where i'm with my friends, all the time. bing bing wahoo

>>512534976
Boomers like this are the kind of people who end up having black grandchildren. They spend all these tens of thousands of dollars gambling for nothing and their daughter is forced to live in poverty around black people and end up having a black/mixed baby. It's not always the case in this specific order I know I know. But could you imagine how much more white kids would be born if these boomers would show a genuine interest in the well being of their children and potential grandchildren? Would you neglect a daughter to gamble a whole years worth of rent? Would you turn a blind eye when you go to visit her and she lives in an apartment complex full of garbage and black people? If you had so much money that you could just drop 20k on a single game of slots and you know your children are struggling and forced to live around black people in cheap housing, you are a fucker.

>>512537080
>another retard who thinks losing millions is comparable with simply posting here
My God you zoomer fucks are so brain dead with your constant low IQ "no u" and "whataboutism" replies you don't even think anymore

>>512534976
fuck dude

Fucking hell. If you want to lose that much money, why don't you do it at the roulette or black jack table?

>>512537115
>you know your children are struggling and forced to live around black people in cheap housing, you are a fucker.


Anon, they take enjoyment in harming people. The sooner you understand them, the sooner you can ask them "who's going to look after you in your old age"

I borrowed money from a boomer, paid it back except like 300$, then when said boomer found out I was up north and giving my other family member money, while she was holding money over her and making her jump for it, suddenly as if by magic she runs around telling everyone but me "I owe her" close to 2g.

She doesn't call me, or text me about it, she just runs around telling everyone but me that "I owe her" and how bad of a person I am for not paying her.
You can't win against these people, just laugh at them and threaten them with being treated in the exact same manner they treated you.

The end goal of every boomer is to isolate you while making you reliant on them so they can abuse you while also further isolating you.

>>512532711
Wait til I tell you who the government is...

>>512529193
No. Morons must be separated from their money.

>>512537467
I bought 50$ worth of litecoin to play a gameshow game called 'Crazy Time' and blackjack. Ended up placing near 1100$ worth of bets from just that 50$. Lasted about 5 nights but I ended up losing it all lol. Could have pulled out about 350$ at my highest point but it was just for the fun at that point. The way I look at it, I'll spend 50$ on a game on steam and play it for 5 nights. Don't think I'll ever do it again tho.

>>512537592
My heart just skipped a beat because reading that made me remember times I'd forgotten. You are completely right. These Ahuman fucks really just wanted dominance over you and me. I remember how even when I groveled in apology, for something that was never a sin, they scorned me.

>>512530561
>>512531688
>>512530995
The "Cashnado Alert" adds a fifth wheel to the slot machine, instead of the typical 4 wheels, giving you the chance to earn extra money.

Tapping the screen does absolutely nothing. The boomers in the video are just retarded

>>512529193
vegas will die with the boomers, i promise

>>512536431
Kind of based.


I've posted on here my stories about how fucked they are. Mine set up wire traps on ATV trails "because it's not fair they have ATVS and we don't" and fed their grandkids dog food and other abuses.
I used to think these people could be helped, or that if I was a better person they would accept me.
As an adult I chose not to be a part of their lives.

I get treated and looked at as if I am filth. They have spent so much time and energy having me labeled as defective that regardless of any (reality) that's infront of them, they still think I'm this horribly evil person who's going to kill six million boomers and cause the rapture because of "who my father is"

Its almost comically laughable sometimes, but at the same time I have to live a double life and always take odd steps to avoid their abuses and documenting it by having me constantly thrown in mental wards from rearing its head.


They are demons.

>>512529638
qrd?

>>512529603
I knew a guy who went to Vegas and and blew 10,000 on slots. His wife left him and took their kids. He hung himself. Low IQ low impulse people are absolute prey for this kind of stuff.

>>512530274
>>512535935
It seems like a proper theme for an event that doomed the US and the world for ever in exactly such manner, namely, the death of those who opposed the federal reserve

THIS IS NOW THE VEGAS IS DYING THREAD

>>512537850
I've lived horrors beyond comprehension dude. I have to go to work soon but being honest and telling people about their abuse is what they fear the most, and why they isolate you and make you out to be the bad guy.

She knows what she did, she also knows if I tell people it makes her look like the true evil she is, and that's why I need to "just go away"

Refusing to teach a child how to drive, or any meaningful life skills and "they teach you that in the army" was all I got after age 13.

At age 17 when she gave me an application to join the forces I didn't fill it out and she left a loaded .243 on by bed, can't even let me blow my head off with a 12ga. Has to be a rifle so I die of blood loss not permanent brain removal.

>>512538103
How underage are you? You don't know what the movie Titanic is?

>>512538334
>Boomers get too old for another pilgrimage to Vegas
>Boomers are now too poor and worthless to mortgage their homes for shinies to spend in Vegas
>Vegas dies
Mmm

>>512532192
LOL you fucked up

columbian girls down for anything. even better if u had coke

>>512529038 (OP)
What does this part of the game actually do? Does it give a bonus on the next pull depending how quickly you tapped the screen? I don't gamble because I'm not a desperate faggot.

>>512538408
I never saw it, was a gay looking movie and these girls in my grade (1st when it came out?) had dicaprio pics all in their lockers

>>512529486
Remember these old dusty pricks are the ones that say videogames melt your brain.

>>512529038 (OP)
How many times can you give the cashnado machine a spin if you reverse mortgage your home?
https://youtu.be/-r3A4uE7-SE

>>512534976
>$20,000 down the shitter
Fucking hell.

>>512529038 (OP)
I love this flick, the director had something to tell us with this one.

>>512529204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU7SebK6EE

>>512537681
redskin reservations in case of most casinos last I heard; hence the legal gambling and prostitution

>>512534976
>$500 is life changing
So you feel that $500 would change your life yet you're in here crying about some random fuckwit playing a slot machine 10 years ago instead of out looking for a job?

>>512539776
Anon that was a green text hypothetical you autist.

At least these things aren't as bad as fucking sports betting.

>>512530274
The only good thing from that movie was the memes people made using DiCaprio's face

>>512530110
>out 45 minutes of time
>out 100 dollars
>out of phone battery
>not once did they get the 100 back
nice absolute jeet level retardation

>>512539776
this lol if u need $500 just drive to california and steal $999 from a store, penalty free. do it a few times over a week, and then drive back home.

>>512539875
OK, so hypothetically, if you feel that 500 dollars would dramatically change your life why not just get a fucking job instead of bitching about some Q-tip playing a $50 buy in slot tournament 10 years ago?

>>512529486
this is disgusting

>>512540786
>if you feel that 500 dollars would dramatically change your life
No I didn't. I have a job and do fine. That was just a hypothetical text where the main issue was someone dropping 20k nonchalantly with a direct bank transfer to the slot machine. You are so autistic that you are focusing on the minor part of that post due to insecurity

>>512540918
why the fuck are you seething about what other people choose to do with their own money? fucking socialist retard

>>512530274
>Her husband would get up and go to work every day busting his ass, while she secretly held a priceless artifact worth tens of millions of dollars. Enough money to secure their future, and the future of their children, for many generations.
Hell, or maybe even give that shit back to the guy who fucking bought it for you
I get she thought Cal (Billy Zane) was an asshole, but he DID buy it for her and she even admits he ended up committing suicide due to the huge market crash. I'm sure he would've been more than happy to have that massively valuable piece of jewelry when he was having financial trouble. But nah, fuck him, right?
That movie is a fucking dumpster fire the moment you analyze the plot for more than five minutes.

if you want to win at slots you have to be as smart as this jewish wigger. also be lucky and have a decent bankroll. so three factors:
1. bankroll, size varies
2. luck
3. skill (patience, slot selection, knowing when to pullout, bankroll management)

no not gonna link to his channel, because i'll be accused of shilling. he does win and he also shows when he loses. clear difference in behavior. when he loses he gets sucked into one machine, chases, and plays exactly like the boomers and the normie masses.

>>512538980
They're right, it's just that their idea of vidya is exactly this
Lord save them too

>>512541049
I am mocking someone wasting 20k gambling and how banks now have direct access to slot machines you kike. Imagine defending this

>>512537467
because slots have huge jackpot potential. see screencap.

BJ and roulette are actually faster money sinks if you hit a bad unlucky streak. you have to play very tight at low limit table to play for longer than 1 hr.

>>512529038 (OP)
Those arent boomers. They're from the silent generation. I think boomers mostly waste their money on campers and shitty vacations to the carribean.

>>512529038 (OP)
If you need any reason to not believe in freedom, here it is.

>>512541187
>i dont have money they should be forced to share it with ME and i have to consent for them to spend it how they want
amazing

>>512541264
what's funny is that if you win too much money or you win too often, vegas casinos will put you on a list and ban you from playing

>>512529603
I've only played slots once. Somefuckinghow I made 350 bucks out of the 20 I put in after like 5 min. Never playing again. I am a winner for life.

>>512529038 (OP)
Gacha games

>>512541466
>they should be forced to share it with ME
I never said this. What level of autism is this?

>>512540918
>That was just a hypothetical text where the main issue was someone dropping 20k nonchalantly with a direct bank transfer to the slot machine
The greentext story says that 500 would be life changing for the hypothetical anon bitching about it, so why don't they hypothetically get a fucking job instead of e-crying and writing greentexts on 4chan all day?

>>512529038 (OP)
*WOOP WOOP WOOP*
/!\ WARNING /!\
CASHNADO ALERT IS IN EFFECT, DEPOSIT ALL SAVINGS AND INHERITANCE DIRECTLY INTO MACHINE, DO NOT STOP FOR LOVED ONES
*WOOP WOOP WOOP*
/!\ WARNING /!\

In Arizona we have billboards warning about spending all your social security money on gambling. Seems like a big problem.

If you guys want to see some real retardation, check out the "High stakes coin pushers" on YouTube. Or don't, because once you've watched one, youtube will constantly push more on you. It's been 6 months and it still recommends me these retarded videos.
Basically it's these boomers who claims to be part of a deeply secretive underground high stakes coin pusher gambling ring. They're wagering hundreds of thousands, millions, sometimes even a billion dollars on just one game of coin pusher! Pay outs in the billions!

Of course it's just some retard in his garage who bought an old used coin pusher and sets up stupid games, then sits there for an hour narrating the compelling drama that is coin pusher machines. The comments are full of boomers who believe this shit.

>>512529193
Really? I'm laughing my ass off watching these retarded boomers throw away their money in hopes of winning more money than they could even manage to spend before dropping dead. Boomers are doing everything they can in hopes of cementing their reputation as the worst generation in recent history, even perhaps the entirety of human history. The generation that was given everything, wanted even more and in the end gave nothing away to others. Greed personified as an entire generation of people.

>>512541853
Yup this is high levels of autism

remember I've been gambling on some crypto gambling site but eventually you realize shit is fixed and if you win too much they just ban you. I think I'd be legit addicted to gambling if it was possible to win in the long run but it ain't.

you could also see the money laundering in real time. sketchy bets with fresh accounts winning big time and then vanishing. but again with regular betting I think they ultimately just have enough data to have an algo bet against you.

>>512542025
>Everybody I don't like is over 70 years old!
My 40 year old brother showed me that channel a year or so ago.
You must admit that guy puts a lot of effort into building those setups.

>>512542068
even if they win then the casino might just say the machine malfunctioned and to get fucked. they definitely do that in indian casinos

>>512542213
>Yup this is high levels of autism
Says the loser for whom $500 would be life changing who has spent the last 4 hours mashing f5 in a 1PBTI slide thread on a Korean flyfishing imageboard e-crying about some woman who has probably been dead for years now playing in a $20 buy-in slot tournament 10 years ago.

>>512529486
>>512529566
>>512529633
These videos are likely slot tournaments.
They pay $25 or more and get half an hour of free play. Whoever has the biggest pot at the end could win hundreds or thousands.

>>512534976
holey shiddd

>>512542579
>more autism

Anyone saying the equivalent is Gacha is dumb.

In Gacha ou dont win anything, you cannot even trade like you do with cards or any other collectibles.

Real gambling is all about the prospect about you having a chance to become rich.

>>512530561
>>512530995
>>512537899
Many of these people think touching the screen helps their chance of hitting it big, even if it's predetermined.
Could you ever guessed gamblers are retarded?

>>512537899
No wonder India is making so much bank on dumb fucking boomers. Maybe I should get into the scam business. There are LOADS of retirees in my area.

>>512534976
I'm surprised they let you use cards or connect your bank at slot machines.

>>512538372
>Insult your blood relative
>Leave a loaded gun on their table
Lol

>>512535935
I thought it was a rather common sentiment that titanic is a chick flick?

>>512529728
That almost sounds like self-respect. Sir, we're gonna have to ask you to leave this establishment. Truly sorry for not explaining the dress code beforehand but rules are rules, I'm afraid.

>>512542855
It could be some credit system the resorts have maybe

>>512529038 (OP)
Like crack cocaine for the elderly. Thanks Jews.

>>512530274
It really is sick when you take more than a minute to think about it. Hope her family threw her corpse in a ditch for what she did.

>>512542716
>>512542798
It’s like how people used to think holding Down + B after throwing a Pokeball increases your capture rate

>>512538103
slut goes on luxurious trip
she fucks some hobo despite having husband
ship sinks hobo and husband die from cold water
movie ends
titanic II
gorylion years later expedition is sent to retrieve the neacklace the granny is holding
granny drops it to sea because lol lmao
movie ends

also people with anti federal reserve sentiment has died on that ship
(((coincidence)))

>>512529038 (OP)
You think this is bad, imagine all the phone and tablet gambling apps anyone can access.
They always have $10 for a million coins, for a video game. There are others where you gamble with "bonus" money, they pop up with $5 and $10 buy-ins every time you open the app or run out of money.
They're definitely making money as the apps are still around and popular. Even the free to play games have ads all over the place.

>>512543073
Spamming B in silver absolutely has an effect

>>512542236
>>512542337
They don't need to rig anything, every single game is statistically going to milk you dry over time. You betting 100,000 times is the same as 100,000 people betting 1 time. So even if you win big and leave forever, they'll make their money back with everyone else. The machine malfunction excuse is rarely used in practice because these casinos are heavily regulated and if they started using that excuse on everyone who won big they would get investigated and shut down very quickly. Regulators have access to the source code and schematics of every single slot machine in a casino so it's pretty fucking hard for them to claim a malfunction happened if it didn't.

Basically casinos really don't give a fuck if you won big. In fact it's good publicity for them AND they know you're extremely likely to either keep playing or at least come back later. Basically no one wins big and stops. If no one ever won the lottery no one would buy it.

>>512543073
I saw a picture from an issue of Nintendo Power where they claimed holding down B helps catch them.

>>512529038 (OP)
TOTAL BOOMER DEATH

>>512529089
>your inheritance
It's THEIR money Timmy. Get a job entitled brat, you are owed nothing, dont act as a nigger.

>>512538822
>Story is set during Titanic's sinking in 1911
>roastie is engaged to a rich guy who helped her family and bought her an expensive pendant.
>roastie hates the rich guy because he treats her too well
>roastie has sex with DiCaprio everywhere on the ship. She lets him draw her naked
>rich guy finds out about her cheating him when he finds out about the naked drawing, tries to kill Dicaprio by locking him in the ship while it's sinking
>roastie goes back to save Dicaprio, they end up using a door to float. Dicaprio dies from hypothermia because he stayed in the water while she laid on the floating door
>roastie marries another guy and has a family. they have a modest life
>fast forward 80 years, roastie is with her granddaughter in an expedition to find the pendant
>roastie always had the pendant
>roastie drops the pendant into the sea where the Titanic sank. Granddaughter is still poor
>roastie dies, goes to heaven and joins Dicaprio, instead of her real husband and children

>>512543323
don't think indian casinos are actually regulated. same with crypto online ones. they all have shady licenes and many don't even manage to even get those, so they settle for costa rica or some such.

I'm not saying you're wrong and in theory they really shouldn't care if you win while having an edge but I think you're underestimating how greedy these fuckers are.

>>512543489
>roastie dies, goes to heaven and joins Dicaprio, instead of her real husband and children
Is John Cameron a satanist or freemason? I know i'm asking the same question, but there's nuance yknow

>>512529193
No boomers need t be fking culled like the Jewish golem they are.

>>512542931
It absolutely is.
Can't speak for Germany.

>>512544053

>>512529038 (OP)
now blumpf made everything so expensive with his stupid tarrifs that they rather stay home and vegas will go bankrupt.. zoom zooms dont go to casinos, if they gamble they do it online

>>512543323
Exactly. No one wins a jackpot and stops playing. The casino gets it back 90% of the time and the people that witnessed it think they can win too (they don't).

>>512542931
i quit that job because of these old boomers. they were far beyond any help. worst job i ever had. these people were so stupid and indoctrinated they all belonged thrown down a cliff. there is so much shit i could write about absolutely retarded oldfag behavior but lets leave it at that.

i live in east germany so old people are literally former commies, they operate on social shaming even if its completely retarded, its a remnant of the past when they were all forced in line with shaming and the threat of absolute violence, it traumatized them forever

>>512544227
>Hell for years
A'bloohoohoo.
>Proceeds to be naked for half a movie playing a 45yr old Nazi fucking a 15yr old.

for example we had boomers whose sole job it was to copy pages and they made more than all the young people who had to literally swim in human feces
(these same boomers also worked from home ... where there was no copier ... no one knew what they were actually doing at home)
the issue was they have been in the company for so long it has become impossible to remove them because of worker protection laws

>>512535935
>>512544286
I bet they would watch Titanic over Die Hard.

>>512544558
Yeah that's hard to imagine. They're all mind-fucked I guess.

>>512544877
yes american cant possibly comprehend how bad it is here with the boomers. they are sucking us dry 100000x.

>>512538296
Was gonna post something along these lines. Just like anything WWII-related, the classic kike redirection ("romance" story with inverted value system) from what was really going on (wiping out the last defense against reinstating centralized banking since Jackson).

>>512543489
>Goes to heaven
Actually that was an illusion created by her brain shutting down. It lasted for only a few minutes before he soul fully decoupled from her corporal form and then got shot straight down to hell.

>>512529638
DON'T CAST IT INTO THE OCEAN
DON'T DESTROY IT

>>512529038 (OP)
kek
bump

>>512529486
These people literally destroyed all of the world

>>512529193
>please daddy government, ban this, tell me what to do. You don't understand, I need shackles
Why are you like this?

I'm reminded of those shitty fish games that were in the news a while back.

>>512545226
.....no

>>512532192
Quit being a sodomite

>>512543899
There is a longer and more esoteric meaning to this video.

>>512529193
Honestly, slot machines are a sense of joy for many elderly people. I didn't understand it either until I went to work at a casino, they all in this webm are friends and go to gamble small amounts of money socially and this is what gives them a sense of togetherness and friendship. I am not really crying for millennials who really deserve nothing, you would also do this to find your last days of happiness.

>>512538551
Nah they get a lil possessive if they have a good looking white dude they really like. I almost had a situation like that but the 5'11" colombiana with green eyes rubbed out the competition and only the two of us made it back to my house.

>>512543489
Who wrote this script.

>ITT lucklet losers hate gambling
YUP YUP
>IT FAKE!
Real casino and not online, next copes?

>>512546100
That guy is a literal internet "influencer" paid to shill and advertise a casino. Of course he "won."

>>512530275
Why would you want to disappoint two women at the same time? FMF Threesomes are overrated.

>>512529486
millenials/genx/zoomers do that and look like that but with crypto on their phones

>>512529193
Take this away and they'll get simply be more money available to be scammed by indians, nigerians, and doctors. stop those they'll find another way to burn money.

>>512546207
Now it's rigged huh, what happened to your house always win babble and house edge?

>>512529193
Dude just don’t go to casinos

>>512529038 (OP)
>Choose your denomination
Bitch on the left isn't even playing

>>512536185
yeah even I noticed that it feels a bit artificial
I still like the topic though

>>512546461
memeflag nigger

>>512529089
how do we protect boomer relatives from disasters like this?

>>512537743
The casinos donate it to the Israeli military.

>>512529193
Wrong, they must be proliferated by the state and become the main source of revenue

>be me, seventy-four, ankles sore but ready for war
>kids beg “please save some cash” — I laugh, head for the casino door
>wife in leopard print, gin on breath, eyes that promise financial death
>slots sing songs of ancient sin, I slide the first quarter in
>lights explode, alarms all wail, grandkids’ college fund set sail
>dealer grins, I double down, mortgage floating somewhere downtown
>chips vanish fast, the tide pulls back, my wallet now a yawning crack
>wife hits nothing, I hit none, retirement speedrun almost done
>we leave with pockets empty, hearts still full, the night was cruel yet beautiful
>text to kids: “inheritance gone, we had fun — good luck, you’re on your own, son”

>>512529486
>these are the ones complaining about younger generations being on their phones

>>512529281
>Theyll just find work arounds
Ban the work arounds until the legislation or anything surrounding gambling is not worth it; with huge gigantic fines that equal millions per gamble offense or 90% of the income of the business per gambling offense, whatever is higher

Then actually enforce it instead of creating a soft law because your politicians are bribed and you make tax dollars on the gambling

Then throw criminal federal charges on the investors of said gambling company

Watch how fast that shit falls apart
See if I give a fuck about some faggot who pushes scam gambling

>>512546637
Concession accepted, don't you have to go to work wagie?

>>512538060
god damn
>>512541187
>banks have direct access to slot machines
I'm surprised Visa and Mastercard are fine with gambling.

>>512542025
fake gambling sounds better desu

>>512533720
Jup. There's just a fully programmed 'chance' of winning, no randomness whatsoever.

Great if you know how to work the odds, though.

>>512529038 (OP)
I wish I took pictures.
The "sweet old lady" working as a walmart greeter in her 90s, also appeared on the billboards for the local rezervation gambling outlet.
I wish I made a side-by-side.
I couldn't find the ad on the web but saw it going to work for 5 years.

>>512542711
>about your chance to become rich
I hadn't considered that.

>>512535805
topkek

>>512538372
Shut UP you faggot go post your cuck Canadian catboy trauma blog somewhere else you fruity fucking leaf. Nobody gives a shit about your Reddit space thoughts

>>512529038 (OP)

>>512529193
>>512529038 (OP)
>>512529227
I thought Trump was going to get rid of NADO? WTF I LOVE TRUMP NOW!

>>512543118
wait titanic was about cheating ?

>>512529038 (OP)
Boomercaust when? I was promised the coof would wipe out these useless sacks of shit

>>512547379
>Great if you know how to work the odds, though.
The house always win

>>512529038 (OP)
I work IT in an indian casino. Ask me anything.

Used to be addicted to the book of ra slot
Once i spun the highest bet and got the free spins, ace as the transformer sign, i yelled AAAAAAAAAAAAAH every spin and racked up about 15000 euros worth
Gambled all the winnings days later, got arrested 2 times for disturbing the peace.
The funniest thing i remember about my mental state was thinking i got the machine under my control somehow, planets aligned or some shit, i live from this from now own, i didnt need food, water, new shoes, clothes, car fuel, bills, phone, computer, friends or family, i needed nothing
All i craved was for the 3 scatter signs to land
I lost count of winnings
Lost count of money in total
Shit was so sad to witness
Friends wanted to beat the shit out of me to make me normal again
You lose even if you win
You are playing with satan himself when you get dopamine that way
Thank fuck corona hoax started so casino i went to had to close for time, saved my life and let me assess the situation im in
I firmly believe that getting off of heroin is easier than quitting gambling
First slot game i played was with the 3x3 times 3 fruits bullshit, but that at least was its own program, old and had a bad return rate, not hooked onto a big server with jews or satan himself watching you studying your every move
I hope i got out of it, even today i hear the call, the sounds of anticipation of the third scatter landing, whatever it is
Dont gamble
Dont even gamble in video games, zoomers are too young to remember san andreas for example, had casinos and whatnot, dont even do that
It teaches you something bad

>>512548371
no it was a testament to how fucking stupid women are

>>512543374
Spotted the boomer that lost it all in a CASHNADO. lmao kill yourself

>>512532687
Did he go to court? He should have been able to drag that process out for months and months, and potentially come to an agreement to just pay the outstanding rent. Landlords always bitch about how difficult it is to evict a tenant.

>>512548906
You don't beat the odds against the house, but against the boomer.

>>512550731
He said they're going to talk about it on Sunday. The landlord likes my brother it's just his cunt bitch wife who does all the book keeping and just spends all the rent money gambling.

>>512529260
Old people were this stupid their entire lives. Society was so much easier when they were younger.

>>512529602
Shits law:
Any chance a disgusting brown has to spam about whites abandoning whites will be taken.

>>512529486
a bit like morden triple a gaming, press one button!

>>512536878
>>512537009
Card counters are far more fun to watch

>>512549402
How

Has anyone here even met anyone who actually won big on slot machines? Do they just put these things in casinos to drain the wallets of people who are too stupid to figure out table games?

>>512552572
Smoke signals or tribal dance.

>>512529193
>ban this, ban that
Name anything fun that isn't banned in Singapore

>>512552415
There's no rational argument why card counting is illegal or cheating. Just sad ass casino owner sour grapes they got played instead of the mark.

anyone thinking they can "win" at slots is delusional. you either get lucky and run, or don't get lucky, or get lucky then spend it all back. no matter what's showing on the screen, you're just playing a random game of bingo every time you hit the button.

>>512529038 (OP)
>I can't tell when something is likely or obviously staged

>>512529038 (OP)
Scratchers are a pretty bad vice too. These can be a bit long, but they spend $50 to $100 with little or nothing won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B8q36E8rSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Wz_QqWIWM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZuD43I3XBo

>>512531263
Would you be more open to have a guy fuck you in the ass because you are on a vacation?

>>512529038 (OP)
These people tell me I play too many video games.