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Anonymous (ID: iwqRuVKt) No.512531590 >>512531681 >>512531849 >>512534114 >>512534251 >>512534370 >>512534438 >>512534504 >>512534581 >>512536093 >>512536244 >>512536513 >>512536933 >>512536991 >>512537464 >>512538109
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem blasts ‘South Park’ after show brutally mocks her appearance
https://nypost.com/2025/08/08/us-news/kristi-noem-blasts-south-park-after-show-brutally-mocks-her-appearance/

https://archive.is/vCNeZ

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has blasted “South Park” creators as “lazy” and “petty” after the show cruelly mocked her appearance — depicting her as a vain, Botoxed bimbo.

“It never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look,” Noem, 53, told Glenn Beck on his podcast Thursday.

“It’s always the liberals and the extremists who do that. If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, they just pick something petty like that.”
Noem admitted she hadn’t watched the latest episode in which she’s portray as a glammed-up ICE agent who loves Botox, kills puppies and arrests anyone who is Hispanic.
She said she was too busy “going over budget numbers and stuff.”

It comes after the White House ripped “South Park” as “irrelevant” and accused the show’s creators of desperately seeking attention following a spate of recent episodes that roasted President Trump and his administration.
The day before the Noem episode aired, Homeland Security used an image from the show to advertise its ICE recruitment drive.
“We want to thank ‘South Park’ for drawing attention to ICE law enforcement recruitment: We are calling on patriotic Americans to help us remove murderers, gang members, pedophiles, and other violent criminals from our country,” a statement from the agency said ahead of the show.

“Benefits available to new ICE recruits include an up to $50,000 signing bonus, student loan forgiveness, and retirement benefits.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfldiSUcwhk
Anonymous (ID: kgqLzvEb) Italy No.512531681 >>512536834
>>512531590 (OP)
The face gag was probably the best part of the episode.
Anonymous (ID: +UcgDhyn) United States No.512531701 >>512536234
lol, why are they giving them such absurd amounts of money?
probably because they will be going after Americans
and only way to get them to do it is to pay them
stupid money
janissaries
Anonymous (ID: 6BanhQ/3) United States No.512531849 >>512531968 >>512534644 >>512535932
>>512531590 (OP)
look at the two pictures
in one, shes standing in front of what could only be described as detained ms13 members and the show's version is muh poor beaners who dindu nuffin
Anonymous (ID: Bq54ak2c) United States No.512531968
>>512531849
Its not about the ms13 members its about how it's all just a photo op for her.
Anonymous (ID: YPKmUCMt) Australia No.512534114 >>512536003
>>512531590 (OP)
>She said she was too busy “going over budget numbers and stuff.”
Too busy going over budget numbers.... O ALGO.
Anonymous (ID: I/ucw5rv) United States No.512534251 >>512536540
>>512531590 (OP)
Buy an add memefag, I'm tired of hiding all the /tv threads here.
Anonymous (ID: 61VGmm7f) United States No.512534370
>>512531590 (OP)
they were a little hard on here. but that first scene where she looks all beautiful, that made me go Google her name, then I Google her name followed by the word feet.
Anonymous (ID: e0lcXtWi) Canada No.512534438
>>512531590 (OP)
Don't let this distract you from the fact hector is going to be running 3 honda civics with spoon engines. On top of that, he just went into harry's and ordered 3 T66 turbos with NOS and a motec system exhaust
Anonymous (ID: dLV+nZfm) No.512534504
>>512531590 (OP)
Kristy looks very ugly and its woke to not admit it. She needs a dose of reality.
Anonymous (ID: 7QTtu6b2) Sweden No.512534581
>>512531590 (OP)
>dude you can't make fun of my plastic face
>that's like, extremism
>do you have any idea of how much AIPAC money went into crafting this face?
Anonymous (ID: Odt2/cJg) United Kingdom No.512534644
>>512531849
They're TDA, it's from when she went to CECOT
Anonymous (ID: czzWmVIY) United States No.512535890
She is kinda right, the episode is not good. It felt lazy and tired while clamouring for relevance. I was rewatching seasons 7 and 8 with friends and those episodes felt evergreen. I don't know why they are doing trump shit, that ship has sailed it's just not that funny. Influencers and rightwing grifters? That was ten fucking years ago. matt and trey are so old and so done they just got to let the thing die already. This season is just going to be used to obfuscate Jewish involvement in the trump administration and try to discredit the many people who are starting noticing. The shooting dogs did make me giggle though, very team American.
Anonymous (ID: iwqRuVKt) United States No.512535932
>>512531849
good eye anon, I missed that.
Anonymous (ID: kOzNDkdS) No.512536003
>>512534114
more like busy going over the budget lmao
Anonymous (ID: H9T6E3fe) United States No.512536093
>>512531590 (OP)
Fucking Christopher Reeves even laughed when they insulted him and his stem cell stuff AND HE WAS BOUND TO A WHEEL CHAIR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!
Anonymous (ID: Q9naCe0N) United Kingdom No.512536234 >>512536870
>>512531701
Janissaries we're not paid for their time, they were conscripted from birth and sterilised
Anonymous (ID: LMqIi2jK) United States No.512536244 >>512536540
>>512531590 (OP)
Fuck off, Paramount marketer.

>Paramount spends $1.6B on South Park
>Suddenly, South Park is getting pushed hard in social media for shitting on Trump, as if that hasn’t already been done to death over the last decade

There’s nothing even vaguely organic about any of this.
Anonymous (ID: D+eMD3FW) Canada No.512536513
>>512531590 (OP)
>Noem has plastic face
>Noem shoots dog
Repeat that about a half dozen times
>End with Charlie Brown Christmas Parody
Anonymous (ID: iwqRuVKt) United States No.512536540 >>512540390
>>512534251
>Buy an add
i warned you to stop posting this gay shit, since when has anyone listened to your faggot ass one liner you have been repeating here like a broken record for fucking years now?
do not like they thread? ignore it and stay the fuck out of it, you little stale attention seeking bitch.
>>512536244
wahhh wahhh talk about what i wanna talk about

SUCK MY DICK
Anonymous (ID: Lr19Ig8y) United States No.512536834 >>512536928 >>512537505
>>512531681
Naw, the best part was showing Dora the Explorer being forced to give massages at Mar a Lago.
Anonymous (ID: z3i3hHS4) Spain No.512536870
>>512536234
>not paid for their time
>conscripted from birth and sterilised
Impressed with 4chan keeping the ancient jannie-ssaries' tradition alive.
Anonymous (ID: GeZV6IZw) Chile No.512536928
>>512536834
This got ogre, ok so we remember the reality known as service sector
Anonymous (ID: h6Sg/Bzo) United States No.512536933
>>512531590 (OP)
>t never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look,
Bullshit. She doesn't get to play the woman card on this
Anonymous (ID: hR9ejf63) United States No.512536991
>>512531590 (OP)
>“It never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look,” Noem, 53, told Glenn Beck on his podcast Thursday.
This mildly critical response typical of any aging woman self-conscious about her appearance becomes:
>Kristi Noem BLASTS ‘South Park’
God damn I hate modern "journalism".
Anonymous (ID: 0pkNpSQj) United States No.512537464
>>512531590 (OP)
>after show brutally mocks her appearance
Shit, if that's "brutal mockery", you'd think alot of people would want to be mocked. We've seen what people look like on the show when they want to make fun of them: fat, ugly, smell, deformed. Instead shows her as trim, fit, good hair, and conventionally attractive. Guess even Tray and Matt can't find enough to ridicule...
Anonymous (ID: D+eMD3FW) Canada No.512537505
>>512536834
They already sexualized Dora like a decade ago.
Anonymous (ID: rSIM5Bs2) Brazil No.512538109 >>512538712 >>512538727
>>512531590 (OP)
I thought it was the left that was humorless. Can't the right take a joke either?
Anonymous (ID: TDClA0cB) United States No.512538712
>>512538109
the right has always been too soft to take jokes
Anonymous (ID: iwqRuVKt) United States No.512538727 >>512539525 >>512539925
>>512538109
i laughed when she was constantly shooting puppies, it was funny.
the episode was funny, JD Vance was humble about it.
but where are the episodes that were cracking on Biden?
just food for thought
Anonymous (ID: TDClA0cB) United States No.512539525
>>512538727
>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT BIDEN???
Biden isn't relevant.
Anonymous (ID: JHbYYzs2) Serbia No.512539715 >>512539910
SHE KILLED KRYPTO, SUPERMAN DOG
Anonymous (ID: iwqRuVKt) United States No.512539910
>>512539715
Anonymous (ID: WY09IwGI) United States No.512539925
>>512538727
Biden is dead, retard.
Sage (ID: o4Yg/bCA) United States No.512540390 >>512540527 >>512540554
>>512536540
Sorry friend south park hasn't been relevant for ten years.
Anonymous (ID: 5UPNkI2k) United States No.512540460
Remember, these guys had nothing bad to say about the obama/biden regimes. I think trump and his team fucking sucks but it's not hard to see these guys are one sided propagandists at this point.
Anonymous (ID: iwqRuVKt) United States No.512540527
>>512540390
you are in the minority, the whole US political world is talking about it.
everyone watches it, because you do not watch it does not make it irrelevant.
the US President and Vice President watch it.
you are out of your mind.
Anonymous (ID: TDClA0cB) United States No.512540554
>>512540390
Yet here you are discussing it on another active South Park thread. Curious.