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Anonymous ID: heiiZDDS
8/8/2025, 4:19:04 PM No.512536065
Screenshot 2025-08-08 at 16-13-23 Watch -- Lizzo Attempts to Troll Sydney Sweeney 'My Jeans Are Black'
Pop singer Lizzo attempted to troll the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad with American Eagle, even posting a new song on social media.

Released on TikTok and Instagram, the video featured Lizzo in a denim get-up while twerking to the camera, per The Hollywood Reporter (THR):

In one video snippet for "I'm Goin' In Till October" (below), Lizzo is clad in torn denim while hosing down a Porsche and raps, "No kizzy, he ain't got no business being with me. Fat ass pretty face with the titties. Bitch, I got good jeans like I'm Sydney." (Or perhaps that should be "genes"?).

In the second video, Lizzo opens with a clip of a cable news pundit doing a celebratory rant about the Sweeney ad, declaring, "We're over this woke agenda. We are over the Lizzos, we are over the Dylan Mulvaneys. If this were a 300-pound non-binary person they would be applauding her." Then the video cuts to Lizzo lounging in head-to-toe denim, similar to the Sweeney ad. Lizzo commented on the video, "Lizzo's got good jeans."

According to Page Six, Lizzo also posted a "digitally altered meme that showed her posing in a similar outfit to the one the actress rocked in her ad."

"If the Democrats won the election," read the caption.

Lizzo reposted the photo and wrote, "My jeans are blackโ€ฆ"
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Anonymous ID: bZFLu4dpUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:20:26 PM No.512536155
pepeyikes
pepeyikes
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>>512536065 (OP)
>Pretty face
She doesn't actually think that, right?
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Anonymous ID: OwU3nQVBUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:20:32 PM No.512536161
Lizzy being involved is proof of psyop.
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Anonymous ID: NI0T1uT4United States
8/8/2025, 4:22:05 PM No.512536257
>>512536065 (OP)
I thought she lost weight???
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Anonymous ID: wGZGmOOXSweden
8/8/2025, 4:22:26 PM No.512536283
>>512536065 (OP)
Not that I care too much about the culture war, but they must be out of their minds if they think having a disgusting piece of lard like Lizzo on their side over Sweeney is gonna do them any favors.
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Anonymous ID: jAE8FgILAustralia
8/8/2025, 4:22:46 PM No.512536306
>>512536065 (OP)
Good jeans means nature is working as intended and you don't need horrifying male infant genital mutilation.
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Anonymous ID: K/fbNGiWUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:23:18 PM No.512536351
>>512536065 (OP)
>My jeans are black
If she is referring to the actual color of her pants, she is an idiot, as they are blue in color.
If she is trying to be clever in alluding to her race, she is still an idiot because she is poo colored, not black.
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Anonymous ID: 3onhsmj4Canada
8/8/2025, 4:23:19 PM No.512536353
>Cellulite legs cast fucking shadows like the dunes of Arrakis.
Yeah, yeah I can tell by your fucking disgusting form your genes are black
Anonymous ID: lW371iEjUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:24:19 PM No.512536427
Wasn't this fat nigger super obese before ozympic?
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Anonymous ID: OwU3nQVBUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:24:30 PM No.512536436
>>512536283
It's a has been trying to hitch a ride on a psyop culture war. Epstein trafficked girls from Mar a Lago. Trump killed him and covered it up. Release the files.
Anonymous ID: 3IgpGH9HUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:24:31 PM No.512536439
1696350430320872
1696350430320872
md5: db74eedae00f6f1d3c1483762caf7892๐Ÿ”
>>512536065 (OP)
-blonde wig
Jesus why does this keep happening!?
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Anonymous ID: zJR34sYDUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:25:20 PM No.512536500
>>512536351
Based autist destroying niggers as always.
Anonymous ID: K/fbNGiWUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:28:28 PM No.512536745
>>512536427
She still is, just slightly less so.
Anonymous ID: xIiDFnRoUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:28:32 PM No.512536749
>>512536257
No, Ozempic temporarily made her weigh less. Sheโ€™ll gain it back.
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Anonymous ID: /qQPyYc3United States
8/8/2025, 4:31:59 PM No.512537001
>>512536065 (OP)
>My jeans are black
>Is wearing blue jeans
Anonymous ID: atO4HXKVUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:35:30 PM No.512537252
>>512536749
This.
All the fat nogs losing weight with ozempic will gain it all back as soon as they stop taking it.
These things have the most unhealthy diet in world history, even a miracle weight loss drug can't help them in the long term.
Anonymous ID: I3zbpvs3United States
8/8/2025, 4:36:26 PM No.512537322
IMG_4109
IMG_4109
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>>512536065 (OP)
Anonymous ID: HT7Q3r28United States
8/8/2025, 4:43:51 PM No.512537812
cb08807639947557e9edc1972504ffd3~3
cb08807639947557e9edc1972504ffd3~3
md5: 28846faeeebc5be8c3973c6888ed7c44๐Ÿ”
Nigger bitches can't compete with white women
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Anonymous ID: xAEQ2aKrGermany
8/8/2025, 4:44:50 PM No.512537870
>>512536065 (OP)
Jup and people watch this by the millions and support these people
And she and other ugly fat women even started believing that they arent disgusting and ugly.
Prob they even get simp attention for what ever reason
Ugly, obese women with the biggest egos being complete delulu and the fucking simps who keep giving them attention are a plague
Anonymous ID: wF810GanUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:47:13 PM No.512538048
>>512536065 (OP)
Yikes, I thought this whale lost weight...
Anonymous ID: VAAqthu1United States
8/8/2025, 4:48:23 PM No.512538128
>>512536155
>>512536161
>>512536257
>>512536283
>>512536306
israel memeflag kike posting inane, meaningless noise to overwhelm the board's signal
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Birb ID: V+n1gs6FUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:48:26 PM No.512538132
1734925401775874
1734925401775874
md5: 32a6c9a587e2ad23428040fb4356a8ce๐Ÿ”
>>512536065 (OP)
These distractions are boring, now how about those Epstein files?
Anonymous ID: It8U7e4hCroatia
8/8/2025, 4:49:07 PM No.512538172
>>512536257
What do you mean? She looks half her weight on OP's pic compared to like 3 years ago.
Anonymous ID: 65TM7TnzUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:49:12 PM No.512538180
>>512536439
Same thing with the Beyoncรฉ case. Fake blond hair, nose job, fake nails, and bleached skin. โ€œMuh genes is betta cracka!โ€ Asians and white women are the best
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Anonymous ID: 0gwYQzNMUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:49:40 PM No.512538213
>>512536065 (OP)
Fucking gross.
Anonymous ID: 90wx1f83Sweden
8/8/2025, 4:51:38 PM No.512538346
>>512538128
The EU mods are off to masturbate and play vidya. No more Israeli/jeet bans.
Anonymous ID: vz+xATIPUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:52:35 PM No.512538411
>>512536065 (OP)
When did she lose 200 pounds and become white?
Anonymous ID: y4HjdUCiPoland
8/8/2025, 4:56:04 PM No.512538634
>>512536065 (OP)
Why did so many sheboons get so assblasted about this ad? It's like every second reaction is from some negress and the bulk of the rest from liberal white girls. Latinas and asian girls seem to nearly absent in this controversy.
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Anonymous ID: sAqlzdQ0Canada
8/8/2025, 4:58:21 PM No.512538803
>>512536065 (OP)
You know when milk goes bad and it gets chunky? Parts of her body look like that.
Anonymous ID: 0gwYQzNMUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:58:49 PM No.512538827
>>512538634
Because it highlights and shows how gross they are. Gross in mind, body, and soul.
Anonymous ID: x+IM6QXoUnited States
8/8/2025, 4:59:31 PM No.512538873
>>512536065 (OP)
Black jeans are cool; black genes are not.
Anonymous ID: vbDw6ZSAUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:00:56 PM No.512538985
>>512536351
Also she's only that thing cause of ozempic, right? I thought she used to be a huge(r) lardass then she got on ozempic and now, instead of "obese" she's "really fat".

Either way, terrible jeans, terrible genes, and terrible stupid nigger too
Anonymous ID: F1n3kOmiUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:01:22 PM No.512539011
1753996343129
1753996343129
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>>512536065 (OP)
When are we getting rid of all these disgusting fat niggers?
They make me sick.
Anonymous ID: B4bKYBAtUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:01:28 PM No.512539017
>>512536065 (OP)
I haven't had the chance yet, but I'm looking forward to telling a black woman they remind me of Lizzo.
I avoid niggers for the most part, so the opportunity hasn't come up
Inner City Abortionist ID: jKJR7dvbUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:01:42 PM No.512539036
>>512536065 (OP)
We know you jeans are black that's why you look like the 3:00 am IHOP bathroom on a Saturday night after Hector had too many taco bell beans burritos
Anonymous ID: GacdbKn7United States
8/8/2025, 5:02:13 PM No.512539071
It's true, evil can only corrupt and mock goodness and creativity.
Anonymous ID: YwPJRaNA
8/8/2025, 5:02:26 PM No.512539086
Pimpus1
Pimpus1
md5: 2ff11a11f81a3bd78b91129397e9c68b๐Ÿ”
>>512536065 (OP)

Yes...!

Fat-Lizzard-Nigger dresses-up in white-clothes, wears-White-Hair & Pimps its repulsive Fat-Nigger-Ass...!

Glory-To-ZOG...!
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Anonymous ID: lXh9/1a8United States
8/8/2025, 5:02:40 PM No.512539105
>>512536065 (OP)
>attempted
AHHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
only time a journo did something good, jej โ€œattemptedโ€ yeah she sure tired alright.
Anonymous ID: TmXABj0PUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:02:58 PM No.512539123
reviled
reviled
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>>512536065 (OP)
Jesus.
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Anonymous ID: +gdC20XcUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:04:49 PM No.512539233
>>512536257
Probably down to 350lb from 550lb
Anonymous ID: Ag4DhPuBUnited Kingdom
8/8/2025, 5:05:57 PM No.512539309
17532096915197588 (110)
17532096915197588 (110)
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It is so tiresome having mutts, niggers, fat people, illegal immigrants, russia, ukraine, palestine, israel and trannies forced on me daily
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Anonymous ID: sAqlzdQ0Canada
8/8/2025, 5:06:46 PM No.512539368
>>512539309
What, no Indians, err, "Asians?"
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Anonymous ID: YaA7pIIPUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:07:09 PM No.512539400
>>512536155

Her jewish tell her what to do anon. She did not write that.
Anonymous ID: x+IM6QXoUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:08:17 PM No.512539493
>>512539309
But you're cool with the jeets and pakis?
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Anonymous ID: +h/Ur5aIUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:08:22 PM No.512539500
>>512536155
sheboons think they're the hottest thing to ever grace the earth
Anonymous ID: wONXXmZ6
8/8/2025, 5:08:37 PM No.512539517
>>512536065 (OP)
niggers seem to get really worked up over 1 White person being in an advertisement
Anonymous ID: YaA7pIIPUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:09:14 PM No.512539572
>>512536283

Its just lizzos manager trying to make a quick buck for her. There is no greater they involved here.
Anonymous ID: It8U7e4hCroatia
8/8/2025, 5:10:01 PM No.512539629
>>512539368
Poor guy probably got so used to them he doesn't even notice them anymore.
Anonymous ID: Ag4DhPuBUnited Kingdom
8/8/2025, 5:10:20 PM No.512539649
>>512539368
>>512539493
Indians are south asian. But anyway bundle indians and pakis in
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Anonymous ID: 46+o/PiESweden
8/8/2025, 5:10:29 PM No.512539658
1749529122757618
1749529122757618
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>>512536065 (OP)
>Lizzo
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Anonymous ID: x+IM6QXoUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:11:44 PM No.512539737
>>512539649
I don't give a shit what box you want to cram yourself in to not look like a smelly subhuman.
Anonymous ID: TiqQt7ELUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:12:06 PM No.512539765
23454325
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beyonce has better jeans.
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Anonymous ID: Z8NiyRE/
8/8/2025, 5:12:11 PM No.512539771
lollipop chainsaw_thumb.jpg
lollipop chainsaw_thumb.jpg
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>>512537812
even when they try to chimp out white girls kick their asses
Anonymous ID: bIf5Oc9JUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:12:26 PM No.512539788
Disgusting...
Anonymous ID: b93w62jWUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:12:31 PM No.512539794
5623269266
5623269266
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Anonymous ID: k1stVxDxUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:12:38 PM No.512539800
>>512536065 (OP)
I'm sure there is some psychologist who can explain combining a black power attitude with the need to still mimic white people's hair and style

> be yourself, it's easier in the long run
Anonymous ID: TiqQt7ELUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:13:11 PM No.512539840
250217_ThreadsHero_Pool
250217_ThreadsHero_Pool
md5: db87a19468a7db782b52967d40b3924d๐Ÿ”
white women cant compete
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Anonymous ID: wONXXmZ6
8/8/2025, 5:13:13 PM No.512539841
>>512539765
nigger
Anonymous ID: F1n3kOmiUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:13:24 PM No.512539853
1392592657521
1392592657521
md5: f72b6c580a369d8b21f8efdae158dfc3๐Ÿ”
>>512536065 (OP)
>>512539123
>>512539658
Anonymous ID: Z8NiyRE/
8/8/2025, 5:13:47 PM No.512539872
>>512539658
is this is real?
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Anonymous ID: wONXXmZ6
8/8/2025, 5:14:11 PM No.512539902
>>512539840
What's with all these jungle apes appropriating White people's hair color anyway?
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Anonymous ID: x+IM6QXoUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:15:14 PM No.512539972
>>512539902
They all have to wear wigs. Might as well go all the way if you're going to be that fake.
Anonymous ID: F1n3kOmiUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:15:43 PM No.512540003
b586c615fdb0ef9f
b586c615fdb0ef9f
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>>512539765
>>512539840
But why is she trying to be White?
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Anonymous ID: TiqQt7ELUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:16:30 PM No.512540060
yumdotcom
yumdotcom
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black queen reign supreme
Anonymous ID: YwPJRaNA
8/8/2025, 5:16:41 PM No.512540073
marion cut
marion cut
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>>512539086

Why can't I dress-up as a Fat-Nigger, with Nigger-Hair, and spew hate-exploits on Niggers?

Because the Jew says I'm White-Goy?
Anonymous ID: TiqQt7ELUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:17:42 PM No.512540386
delicious
delicious
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deliciosa
Anonymous ID: y43zRnGDUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:17:47 PM No.512540387
>>512536065 (OP)
that's a man. he's on xhamster.
Anonymous ID: 46+o/PiESweden
8/8/2025, 5:19:08 PM No.512540494
>>512539872
>is this is real?
Yes. I played him a video with Lizzo.
Anonymous ID: wONXXmZ6
8/8/2025, 5:19:27 PM No.512540517
>>512540003
black is revoltingly ugly
Anonymous ID: It8U7e4hCroatia
8/8/2025, 5:19:27 PM No.512540518
>>512540003
Woman would do many things to look better, including making their skin as light as they can.
Anonymous ID: mhuU4PSiUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:19:30 PM No.512540523
>>512538180
> Asians and white women are the best
Agreed, I would add Latina hotties that basically look white to this.
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Anonymous ID: wONXXmZ6
8/8/2025, 5:20:30 PM No.512540609
>>512540523
I would not, wetback
Anonymous ID: 65TM7TnzUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:24:20 PM No.512540884
>>512540523
The castiza ones that can pull off looking like White goths or light Asians yes also if you breed a castiza you unmuttify the child
Anonymous ID: OK8MoNs2Canada
8/8/2025, 5:30:11 PM No.512541280
>>512536065 (OP)
Nobody cares.
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Anonymous ID: rIWRDRVeUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:32:00 PM No.512541407
>>512536065 (OP)
lol that appropriated hair color

fat niggers
Anonymous ID: XRc22QCvUnited States
8/8/2025, 5:36:44 PM No.512541715
>>512541280
Worst psyop in a long fucking time. Oliver anthony level shilling. /Pol/ is dead and i want to leave forever.