Thread 512569323

How do we beat these goonettes that try to one up us gooners?

suplex

>>512569323 (OP)
The future is just men and women sitting in rooms together getting jacked off or fingered by machines while they wear VR headsets. And that will be all couples

>>512569323 (OP)
why don’t the gooners and goonettes just link up and goon eachother up?

>>512569323 (OP)
femgooners are the best

>>512569589
I dunno about that. Nothing comes close to the vigorous and labored movement of actual sex

>>512569323 (OP)
Judge Dredd sort of headline

>>512569323 (OP)
When ever men create a new identity or hobbit, women will always infiltrate for attention

>>512569323 (OP)
Out-goon em bro, pump up those numbers

I have a decent amount of female friends who confide in me with the usual degenerate shit you would expect from modern day women, the most shocking learning experience I’ve had was learning that women masturbate just as often as men do, if they can’t find a guy to fuck them then they’ll goon to porn just like men

>>512569323 (OP)
I want a nerdy female friend with big tits to sit around and edge and goon with

>>512570428
This. Even incel spaces are not safe

>>512569836
Because they all have their standards set above their own SMV.

>>512570546
I knew a very attractive girl would was into Max Hardcore and we'd watch the worst ones together

>>512569323 (OP)
>Gooners shall fall
>Not the gooners shall go down
YA BLEW IT

>>512569589
There was an episode of 'SeaQuest DSV' that was essentially about that.

>>512569323 (OP)
The first bitch only sees it as a competition to be won against men.

>>512569323 (OP)
>goonetes are rising up
uh this isn't real is it?

>>512570741
Max Hardcore was the GOAT

>>512570428
Hobbitbros... Samwise the Gooner calls us to battle

>>512569323 (OP)
>feminist cunts trying to attack men again
Day that ends in 'y'

>>512569589
We are already nearly there

>>512569589
>couples
Are you retarded? How are you supposed to sell more apartments if people are couples?

>>512569323 (OP)
Women will try to latch onto any form of identity out there as long as it helps them with not having to deal with themselves.

>>512569323 (OP)
does this mean they're doing it together?
if not, then it's not really news
I assume every woman owns at least one vibrator and have done for at least 20 years

>>512569323 (OP)
BBC

>>512569323 (OP)
So women want to create a masturbation bottle with males? Wow we are really evolving as a civilization.

>>512571008
*Battle

>>512570428
They've even pushed their way into the autism support community where they're now pushing out boys who are legit autistic for being "problematic" and privileged.

>>512570428
Ok incel

>>512569323 (OP)
So, really honest sluts then? This is just advertising for OF accounts at this point

>>512569323 (OP)
This reminds me of that time Trump raped kids then covered it up.

Thanks for reminding me, memeflag

>>512570204
Boomer detected

What is the incentive for women to claim they have the same incel proclivities that men do?

>>512570782
I watched a documentary about a British woman who went to do a scene with him and he came behind her touching her and whispering stuff to her and she stormed off in tears lol

>>512571077
>boys who are legit autistic for being "problematic" and privileged
Wheres the lie?

>>512570578
Female incels: No 8/10 has approached me for 3 months and I haven't had sex in a month, omg I'm such an incel

Male incel: Nice I got my first text in a decade "this is your phone provider with an excellent new offer"

>>512570546
I’m not sure why that’s surprising, but it’s disgusting for women (and men) to talk about that shit

>>512571084
Ok simpcel

>>512569836
Because those women are literally lying to sound quirky. Same as when they lie about being autistic. Most of the time if they're not lying, they're actually just trannies.

>>512569589
The movie you're referencing is called Demolition Man.

>>512569836
Issa felony big dawg
>>512570566
Join literally any discord e-girl server and have minimal rizz (or $10 for nitro)

>>512570874
>endcap: on
Microdick hobbies

>>512569323 (OP)
What does a gooner have to do in order to have sex with a goonette?

>>512569323 (OP)
They can't call themselves goonettes until they're prepared to sit naked with the gooners in the same room and have a group gooning session.
Until they become the goon, they are merely pretenders. They shouldn't even be concerned because professional gooners don't want to fuck, they just want to goon.

>>512571077
I know a sperg who got kicked out of his local 'tism group because his occasional raptor screeching spergouts made "autistic" girls who were using itnas a social club uncomfortable.

One more thing reinforcing my hatred of women, love from khazakstan

>>512569323 (OP)
women invade every space created by men, no matter the subject matter, they have to insert themselves

when gay faggots got all the attention a decade back, women became non straight
gaming on twitch?
sure lets be gamers with our fucking tits out
neets? female neets exist too chud

we need to create a fake movement so dangerous that women will adopt it and die

>>512571305
Pretty sure it was made in China

>>512571335
Stop gooning would be the first step.

I actually really appreciate the gooners, they introduced me to a concept I did not know
>pornosexual
It really made me reevaluate my life and porn use. I’m still not porn free, though I should be and semi want to be, but it made me rethink my “relationship” with porn.

>>512569323 (OP)
We're looking at a generation of kids that have been watching hardcore pornography since age of 8 on their iPads.

>>512571290
Surrogates has a similar theme.

>>512571335
Nothing. They can't. Those women most likely either have a boyfriend or only fans

>>512571460
It’s a fleshlight toy. They sent me one for free with my order. The material sucks compared to their normal sleeves and the case is uncomfortable for me. Not bad taking it out of the case and using it, but I ended up throwing it away and just cutting down a full size sleeve to use without the case because the material is so shitty.

>>512569323 (OP)
I'd goon on the left. I'd spill my gicky gackers all over her and i'm not even a gooner

>>512569323 (OP)
I don't want a sexual woman. I don't want a woman to go "oh yeah fuck it hard" in a deep voice like she's a gay porno actor. I want a non sexual regular feminine girl that wears frumpy clothes and is too shy to do anything other than missionary

>>512571658
I mean I kind of agree.
I do want her to be receptive and open, but if she was she would probably be a whore.

>>512571485
Fr

>>512570546
I worked with a girl that would go into the bathroom to jack off like 5 times a day.
She didn't care that everyone knew

>>512571896
Cool fantasy

>>512571896
And you never once offered her some dick? I would have kept this story to myself if I were you.

>>512569323 (OP)
Meh, I bet those are only fans content creators looking to boost their popularity

>>512571896
>jack off
trannies aren't women

>>512570874
>shallow depth
Is that the chinese/indian model?

>>512569323 (OP)
fuuuugg... social media has been beating a dead horse for so long they are scraping the bottom of the barrel just for any kind of fresh new content. only thing left will be necrophilia or beastiality

>>512570874
This is insanity.

>>512570874
If youre interested in buying this then youre an incel. Simple as

>>512571077
I'm autistic and I never got any support except have medication thrown at me that had side effects that were written on the box that made my autism worse. My entire problem was I was constantly stressed and agitated the fuck out from sensory problems, being exposed to overload 24 fuckin 7. And what was the side effects? Agitation. I lived like a cat that after got thrown in a washing machine for my entire childhood and teens and I had to leave school at 12 or I would probably be 6 foot under long ago. Now i'm a 28 year old KHHV NEET loser. That's the support I got

As soon as I turned 18 I could make the decision to stop taking meds entirely
I'm alright now. I no longer live in relentless hell every day but i'll never be normal. I'm trying to figure out some way to make a home business now that i'm functional. It's the only option I have. I could never work as an employee

>>512571125
Thats crazy that you see that post and you think about Trump raping kids. You fantasize about Trump raping kids. Youre a mentally ill pedo

>>512569589
Cool. More than I’m getting now. Will she be a loyal partner and companion as we navigate the difficulties and joys of life?

>>512569323 (OP)
>goonettes
>gooners
I don't speak Hindi. Can you try this in English and explain how it is politics?

>>512569589
Just like fucking Demolition Man
Every fucking thing is going Demolition Man timeline

Just fucking put both parties on an island with no birth control and watch the demographics fix themselves.

>>512571488
>Gigacoomer

>>512569323 (OP)
I think women are way more sexual than men when it comes really down to it, they just don't want to get judged for it. Most men just want to coom and go back to whatever they were doing. Women tend to watch more extreme genres than men and they have deeper fetishes. Some women don't like porn because it doesn't go deep enough so the read literotica. What I also recently found out is how most of these romance books aren't innocent at all, they are very sexual in nature.

I knew one girl who told me how she would stay home from work just to watch incest videos, because it was so taboo to her. Like she told me that in an enthusiastic way.

>>512570874
why do they even get the female motions wrong
every fucking time

>>512569323 (OP)
The only thing gooners are beating is their meat. You can't fight a battle with one hand tied around your penis.

>>512569323 (OP)
It's going to be hilarious, stupid, and sad watching girls ruin gooning culture, though that's probably for the best

>>512570793
lol

>>512572945
Every time I jerk off a single mother loses

>>512569323 (OP)
So some women are coomers just like me. I welcome the challenge. When I'm in the gym and I'm doing 800lbs hip thrusts, and there is some goonette bitch that wants to be filled out like the dumb whore she is, I think that would be hot.

>>512573162
W post friend

>>512571977
>>512572007
>>512572089
I had a girlfriend that was hotter and I wasn't desperate for pussy when I was young. But whores grossed me out.
She actually wasn't bad looking though.
>NOOOOOOOO NO ONE EVER GOT LAID IN THE 90S

>>512573024
What? No, you lose a little bit more of your dignity. What does any of this have to do with single mothers?

>>512572377
Shut up Nigger

>>512573374
All of the women my age are single moms so I goon with their niece to avoid being a cuck.

>>512573389
He dindu nuffin

>>512571290
And also THX1138

>>512573529
>I have to jerk off to porn if I'm not in a sexual relationship.
You really don't. Even if you want to, you don't have to. Stop feeding the porn jew.

>>512572421
Saw a stat that 85% of autistic adults are unemployed or underemployed. Going to guess that skews heavily towards level two and level three autism but even at level one it can make dealing with the ever increasing insanity of the corporate world difficult. If you figure out a business you can do that avoids all of that, you'll be ahead of the neuraltypicals who still have to deal with that mess.

>>512572758
Anyone who keeps tabs on internet book discussions knows that. They have entire derivative genres of media that's just them discussing "spicy" romance erotica. It's a huge trend on tiktok (to the point where it dominates almost all literature discussions on that site). IRL bookstores have been devoting tons of shelf space to the most popular "booktok" books that aren't just straight unfiltered pornography. Most of them are still very close to that. "Dark fantasy" is goonette code for stories about women being raped by monsters and powerful criminal men until they like it (first thrust or slightly before, usually). It's not even a new phenomenon, romance novels for women have always been smutty, they just didn't get scrutinized because the censors never seem to have thought to check them. I've seen shit written in the 1800s with a delivery boy porn plot and graphic descriptions of what the lonely housewife does with that delivery boy.

>>512569323 (OP)
Women shouldn't be allowed to harness the power of gooning

>>512570874
My BWC would hit the phone and knock it off the stand and stretch that thing out so it looked like weird pile of blue roast beef when I'm done

>>512569323 (OP)
2025 must be a veritable buffet for psychologists. The ones who aren't more insane than their patients, at least.

>>512573826
Erm I don’t “jerk off to porn”

I goon with kitten while she records it. If anything I’m the Jew.

>>512569589
Nah they are just gonna slide some electrodes in your limbic system and remove everything below the neck to save space. 90% of the former populous will exist in one skyscraper/supercomputer combo. Have fun.

>>512569323 (OP)
W...what? Everyone involved in this retardation understands none of that is a good thing, right? Literally none of it. Christ alive, we're living in the end times.

>>512573856
A lot of that figure would be literal retards, yeah. I've only aspergers myself, but unemployment isn't great for them either. It really depends what symptoms you get and how bad they are and just how your life turns out

I've something in mind. I've made some sort of start, but i'll see how it goes but i'm not gonna get my hopes up

>>512574203
>mem flag
Opinion discarded.

>>512573303
They wouldn't be able to handle me. I have seen chinks showing me their ass and I would NEVER ever put my penis into one because I don't know if they are coomers like me.

>>512573913
I always thought that mostly older women were into these kinds of books but not so much younger women. They don't like these sexually thirsty young men and want something more meaningful in life, I was wrong about that assumption.
I asked women, that read books, what they were reading, they told me "romance". I asked them if they liked the spicy ones. They would tell me how it's basically every single romance one that is very sexual.
I think many women want to hide being sexual deviants because they don't want to be judged by other women or feel devalued.

>>512569836
>why don't people just do the clearly logical and straightforward path of least resistance thing
Fuck outta here nigga.

>>512571485
Not like it hasn't been on the TV for decades anyway either to be fair

>>512572447
You raise an interesting point.

It reminds me of that time Trump raped children then covered it up.

Thanks for reminding me.

>>512569589
>couples

>>512572463
no

>>512569323 (OP)
women can't jack off, they don't have dicks. they will never be men even if they want to.

>>512575338
>women can't jack off, they don't have dicks
But a chink in the gym can jack me off, so now she has a dick.

>>512569323 (OP)
This is all a scam so real pathetic gooners subscribe to their OF. It’s a decent hustle.

>>512575475
whatever buddy

So when a man jacks off 5+ times a day it's a problem but when a woman does it, it's fine?

>>512569323 (OP)
Start jerking off in public

>>512575805
Exactly

>>512569323 (OP)
They goon o japanese male porn?

>>512575805
They don’t exactly expel the same amount of resources as we do upon climax.

>>512575805
Imagine a disgusting brown coded male jerking off 5+ times a day. You can hear him going "uuuuh saaaar I love white pussy omg bob vaganan aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh".

>>512569323 (OP)
I get this is supposed to be inflammatory towards men, but my god do I just not care. Like if anything I think I view these ladies more positively than roasties because at least they have the dignity to take their degeneracy into their own hands rather than humiliating themselves.

>>512571008
Return to monke
I'd post the webm of a monkey jerking it in captivity but I don't have it

>>512570428
Came here to say this

>>512576017
I already do jerk off in public though when no one is watching me, and in my workplace bathroom. Do the goonette whores think they can compete with my big white throbbing virile cock?

>>512573972
Women dont goon. This is just another trick to get attention

A new grift how gay

Women want attention any way they can. Gooners are a thing, “we’re even more Goonery than you”

>>512572421
Funny how your post is indistinguishable from the average /pol/ post.

>>512569323 (OP)
why everything feel so astroturfed

>>512576280
Point taken, I guess.

>>512570280
yeah we really there

>>512570874
weird looking seaglide

>>512569323 (OP)
I'm following girl on the left on xitter.

>>512571488
>Der Coomer has friends he hangs out with

>>512576911
Was sutch a comfy game and then the second one was extremely trash

>>512569836
You don't belong here.

>>512577028
never even touched the second one, sassy nigress was first strike, then I read that people fucking talk to you, leave me alone and let me starve in peace

worst part of the first game is having to leave

>>512571464
>I’m still not porn free
read these and you will:
The Freedom Model (Original!Main Text).pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/atkcjz.pdf
The Freedom Model PMO.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/sxrxn5.pdf

>>512576695
Why's that funny? I don't get it...

>>512577255
kek, you're so in character, that's funny

>>512577290
kek
yeah

but no seriously I don't get it. Probably calling me and /pol/acks stupid or something. Fucking gypsy

>>512577481
the only stupid one here already wrote 5 posts

>>512569323 (OP)
Don't care, didn't read, going to the gym.

>>512577542
But... you only made 4 posts... you don't make any sense...

>>512577290
What do you mean
>in character?

>>512577594
My words are not the river, but the bedrock geology that dictates its unchangeable course.

>>512575159
>Suddenly reminded of grandma's bookcase.

>>512571125
Boomer detected

>>512577688
Your words are muddy stagnant pond water, made to conceal, confuse and bamboozle like a dirty gypsy Jew, and the muck underneath is the source. ICK YUCK GICKY YUCK!!!

>>512578104
This was a bestseller in Canada in the late 70s. The cover is very direct, nothing here is a euphemism or allegory. There's a description of a hairy brown ursus major ballsack in this book.

>>512577565
Gay

>>512577688
That's probably why you originated from India.

>>512578104
So this is what granny was reading.

>>512572758
>>512573913
You know how women claim that all men think about is sex? Its another example of female projection.

>>512571138
>What is the incentive for women
Attention

>>512569323 (OP)
Gooning in the original sense (upping the fapping experience by edging for hours to push the pleasure limit every time you almost cum) is only doable by men. Because men only cum.

>>512580128
>all men think about is sex
Wheres the lie? Only gay men dont think about sex or low test subhumans

>>512569836
because women are so badly damaged they think sex is rape unless its transactional

>>512578309
>This was a bestseller in Canada in the late 70s
No it was not. It sold terribly, and it was only even published in the first place because the author was banging the head of a publishing company. It won an award, which was given out by a kike and two bulldykes.

>>512580372
men think about war and expect sex to be solved with marriage. but, marriage doesnt exist

>>512569323 (OP)
>goonettes vs. gooners
If you're both horny, why not just fuck?

>>512569323 (OP)
goon together

i knew a pregnant girl with a bf that wanted to goon to my dick .... shit is just gross... fuck these whores

>>512569323 (OP)
its always a fucking competition with women. no matter what it is, they always have to one up men.

>gooning

This is literally a gay male subculture. Men who are into 'gooning' are gay. You are fetishizing male masturbation and are thus a homosexual.

>>512571277
This, they are only doing this for attention. It’s all a grift.

>>512580570
Youre low test and it shows

I may be outing myself a bit here, but I frequently talk to zoomettes online (kinda trippy they're all like 20-22 now) and they are extremely open about sexuality and if you are chad will take their clothes off like its nothing.
One even said e-sex, nudes, etc is like a handshake to them.

These are the women zoomer men must try to court... I guess at this point millennial men can take the e-girl princesses and the zoomer guys take the 30+ mommy dommy's; everyones happy.

>>512580660
they both are so terminally online and afraid of physical consequence that they just fap when horny instead of trying to find a mate. best they'll get is online friends that are instantly gratifying and ultimately disposable with no real consequences yet just human enough to fill the void.

>>512569589
can she not be in the room with me thanks

>>512569323 (OP)
Lol. It's literally a bunch of men jerking off on a discord call. The meme really is true, whenever women see a group of men doing something they have to subvert and take it over. Even if that thing is being an incel or masturbation. It drives this sunset or women batshit crazy because they can't take it over. There is no power structure or social mechanism they can woman logic on. It's all just loser men and their solitary existence.

>>512581249
Dont threaten me with a good time

>>512581502
Ok incel

>>512572658
It's been so accurate, that I'm considering aligning myself with Taco Bell before the wars start.

>>512581502
Yes, the women survive is control and destroy any men hobby.

we join the forces and fuck them

>>512570874
Lmao is that one of the fabled death masterbation machines from the lolacaust?

>>512581722
gtfo mejico sunil

>>512569323 (OP)
>rising up against gooners
Why are they rising up against dudes just gooning?
Everything man does women have to "rise up" to do it as well, always with the intent of somehow ruining it for the men. EVERYTHING. How can they be like this?

>>512569589
Cool, the stupidest thing I've read on this shithole board today.

>>512569323 (OP)
women will let men have literally nothing to themselves