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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Have a great show!

>>512576217 (OP)

>>512576217 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons.

As a disgusting kike once said: prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

Number 12. The dice have spoken. Good luck!

>First Shift updates
Rizzo, plus Chief Daniel Hahn from Sacramento, Officer Nathan Daley from DeKalb, GA

>Fleeing vehicle Saturday
Successful stick hit, two suspects fled, gun found in the car
Cops think they know who they are
>Baton Rogue, guy who thought he had a spider in his ear
EMS knew him, 3 days ago he had problems with smoking Mojo
Surprise surprise, no spider and he was high on Mojo
If a spider does go in your ear, pour veggie/baby oil to drown it, or tilt towards the ground and shake your head
>The weed cultivator
People wanted to know how about his beard
"How does he eat soup?" and shit like that
>Earthquake on the show last week
Camera shook a little bit, Rizzo was the only one who noticed

>>512576572
shrimps bingo is better

>>512576914
inb4 this faggot spams up the thread

>>512576995
i don't get you retards? why not just use his stream?
>inb4 you accuse me of being him

>>512576684
Thanks for the updates

>>512576217 (OP)
ty baker

>>512576684
>Officer Nathan Daley from DeKalb, GA
They just had a shooting there a couple hours ago
Some guy shot up the CDC because he was mad about the vaxx (yes, really)
A cop was shot but there's conflicting reports about the status
Lookner had the scanner on and they confirmed "Time of Death" quite clearly, but the news conference was cagey about his status

sup frens
This nigger is giving a false name. He's acting all exhausted so he can mull over what name he's gonna give

>>512577535
sup anon

Is this garbage website going down again...????
>slow captchas
>no new posts
>catalog not moving

>>512576914

>>512577838
probably
you should go to https://vodkastr%65ams.fun/opl

>Fe fifn't feck Fivago

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>512577987
kys shrimpfag loser

>>512578003
hey anon, wb
https://imgur.com/9CzHAL9
This one? That was old. Happened a few years ago. I can't find anything on it though. And he was on OPL quite a bit after that, so.. I doubt anything came of it.
That cop was such a miserable estrogenated faggot. He always had some bitchy little depressed sigh in everything he said and acted so annoyed like he hates his job. I'm glad Nye is no longer on to be d3su.

>>512578036
huh?

Another nice night to watch OP live.

>>512578362
>HURR DURRRR HUH?? WUT U MEEN??//?/?
And now you're back on a different IP. You're such a pathetic autistic faggot. rope yourself

>>512578500
huh???
kys mong

>PT Cruiser convertible.
Truly Grim. Pure darkness.

>>512578619
>shrimpfag is seething that no one is gonna click on his retarded phishing link
kek'd & rekt

Looks like the VLC link is still dead and captcha is taking forever to load

>captcha slow again

VEE-EL-CEE info: https://pastebin.com/TdERhTpU

>>512578971
>phishing link
huh?
>>512579014
>>512579055
forever will be dead
just go to https://vodkastr%65ams.fun/opl
you can use a vpn
retards

This better be good.

>>512579014
fuck took forever to post this
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
there's also https://tvpass.org/playlist/m3u then find reelz

>>512579014
Sucks about 4chan being gay.
https://fmhy.net/videopiracyguide#live-tv
Bunch of live tv hosts here (thetvapp is being gay rn)

>>512579148
No one's clicking pathetic desperate lonely loser

>>512579166
bad link

Why is the captcha and posting so slow?

>>512579269
>>512579196
>>512579166
why don't you losers just go to shrimps stream?
>inb4 but it's virus/etc
no it's not learn how the internet works, you can't get a virus from a webpage, retard
>inb4 but it's spam
who cares, the stream works
losers

Holy shit, what is happening to this board right now
They can't keep a simple captcha working?

>>512579165
it won't be

>>512579337
>you can't get a virus from a webpage
You are wrong

>>512579336
This works
https://thestreamhub.xyz/live_tv#us/Reelz
got it from: https://fmhy.net/videopiracyguide#live-tv there's 100 others

>>512579337
kek everyone point & laugh at the desperate faggot loser seething that no one will click on his sketchy malware link that he's so desperate for people to click every Fri & Sat
>cuz, umm, errr, reasons! Okay?!?

Too bad about her yipp-mutt

>>512579419
nah I'm not
how do you get a virus from a webpage? retard
>>512579472
what's the malware? you're just a loser lmao
probably dan himself seething because there's a stream that actually works without sketchy shit like >>512579471

That was getting interesting, fucking Dan.

why is he so nervous

DO NOT CLICK ON SHRIMPS OR VODKA STREAMS

I have instructions here: https://pastebin.com/TdERhTpU

First link is dead. Second works.

Never communicate with landlords or property managers except through writing.

Fuck you captcha.

>>512579638
>DO NOT CLICK ON SHRIMPS OR VODKA STREAMS
why not? it works flawlessly and is also 1080p

damn i wanted to see the ham planet get slammed

>>512579638
No one asked

>no juicy jill falcon
will miss that ass tonite

>>512579638
>DO NOT CLICK ON SHRIMPS OR VODKA STREAMS
why not? it works flawlessly and is also 1080p

Wow, wouldn't want that creep walking though your neighborhood.

morning gents
fucking kid needs a win 11 reinstall
hence why im late

ps format ur usb as NTFS prior to creating media
msft indians forgot to change default external usb file system from fat32 to ntfs
so media create fails silently UNTIL youre half way through the actual reinstall when youll get an error

>fk me captchas are slow again

kek this nigga is black

>>512579578
>no U are the loser!
>no U have the sketchy links!
Braindead downy retard can't refute a simple point of why he's so desperate & spams the fuck out of his links every Fri & Sat.
Reddit might be a lot of faggy things, but r/piracy is epic and there are many posts confirming that the fmhy aggregate links are safe & legit.
So kys spamfag

The fucked up captcha and posting means we can't even report all of shrimpfag's VPNs
Looks like no OPL fun tonight

>>512579638
Thanks, none of the other links posted in this thread worked for me and I'd rather not watch than visit shrimps aids ridden page

>>512579681
True except they are squatters and obviously lying like every other squatter does
>loading captcha..............
>fucking fuck

>>512576684
>Baton Rogue, guy who thought he had a spider in his ear
Kek, that was a good one.

>i'm not gonna do that!
Why do people think saying no to a cop is a valid tactic?

>Spanish speakers
Yeah, they're called "ICE".

>now the streams lagging
>and 30 sec captcha load allowing me to even write this in after being ready to go im still going here still typing still waiting WOW

>>512579795
>shrimps aids ridden page
works perfectly
you lose
KEK

DEPORT

>>512579843
Do you have to learn Spanish to go hunting for one of those sign on bonuses?

Poo driver.

>>512579843
it's florida they will fish him out of the jail this weekend and straight to gator alcatraz

>>512579684

it's a fed honeypot, you stupid nigger

>>512579792
I'm still reporting. Just slow.
>>512579795
Don't blame you for avoiding ShrimpViruses.
But I have a hard time believing you tried all like 100 links on https://fmhy.net/videopiracyguide#live-tv and none of them worked

>>512579843
>Yeah, they're called "ICE".
Mmkay

jfc all my stream options just failed
iptv stream 1 died
iptv stream 2 is some old broken shit

incl: https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

this is who the government allows to drive 18 wheeled death machines on the interstate

>>512579888
>works perfectly
>works flawlessly
>works amazingly
>works incredibly
>please believe I'm laughing & chill while spamming obsessively
Drooling down syndrome fucks can't n2 vocabulary.
Be a little more desperate fag boy

>>512579985
JESUS CHRIST AUSSIE MONG JUST GO TO PICREL
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE ALLFATHER ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED?????

>>512579985

Driving driving driving
Keep those coppers driving

>>512579985
refresh and im back in SD

ps fuck 2 passport shrimp traitor

>>512579985
Second link from this works for me >>512579638

non domicile CDL have to go. It is a big problem

>>512579985
I used https://fmhy.net/videopiracyguide#live-tv
Anything that says 'TV' will work depending on if they block your country or not.
I'm currently watching: https://thestreamhub.xyz/live_tv#us/Reelz
There's also this: >>512579638

>>512580070
LOL SD???
YOU KNOW WE HAVE 1080 ON SHRIMPS RIGHT?
AND IT'S TOTALLY FREE
LMAO

>>512580090
https://fl3.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8
yeah thats the one that just lagged out and failed for me
i'll pop out the window for today
cheers bro

>captcha speed improving at least

>>512580116
Bingo…. Also damn wtf is going on with captchas tonight slow as fuck

>>512580090

You're welcome. I'm OP on my living room TV PC.

Anyone promoting Shrimps/Vodka is Shrimps/Vodka... Avoid! His bot screwed up and posted the same post under a different flag if you scroll up.

>>512580173
YEAH IT LAGGED BECAUSE IT'S GARBAGE
WHY DON'T JUST GO TO SHRIMPS?
RETARD

Anyway expect to see lots of yt people tonight Dan was on CNN this week and it’s going to be a slow weekend

>>512580013
>works perfectly
>works flawlessly
>works amazingly
>works incredibly
all true lmao
>please believe I'm laughing & chill while spamming obsessively
lol no shrimp has people you mong
LMAO

>SAAR PLEASE REDEEM TRIVAGO

>>512580204
They have better luck checking Trivago than clicking shrimp niggers link.

Why do people distrust shrimp?

>>512580271
Do you mean explaining this meme? is it some jeet that owns it, or is that guy a stealth injun?

>>512580253
damn nigger look like he coming off a week long binge

CAPTCHA BACK TO NORMAL BOYS

I seriously dont understand you fucking retards holy shit, I visit these threads every so often and use the .m3us usually but now they are all fucked.
wtf is wrong with shrimp? why are you all retarded, not only does it work fine its open source, it works fine.
what is the issue? is this like some autism I cannot grasp or fathom? I dont get it.

>>512580315
he has 2 passports

>>512580315
Shills in every bread and even shills when habbenings are habbeing…

>>512580315
Because hes a faggot and his website is full of aids

>>512579985
Nigga.
The 2nd one down on the fmhy list I've posted
>TV Garden
is fine for me... And I'm sure others on there are good also. First time ever trying this one. But it seems to have a lot of channels.
Problem is that a lot of these websites are just different UIs/front ends for the same IPTV/m3u8 stream. thetvapp is hit or miss on the weekends with that stupid
>durrr too much traffic, pls subscribe
bullshit

>>512580393
Yeah but his stream works flawlessly.

So this thread is literally half shrimp on his sock accounts
I'm done for tonight guys, have a good one

>>512580417
>is full of aids
it's not
it is actually an open source project
again, you're being retarded.
SAD!

>>512580363
>GUY I AM TOTALLY NOT A BOT
>ALSO Y NOT U CLICK ON MY AIDS LINK
keep buying those socks proxies fag nobody is clicking your shit

>>512580315
his website asked for my ID and CC number

All you QUEER BAITS talking shit about Shrampsturms better PO-LICE that attitude if you don't want to end up as part of THE RAPED.

Get in here faggots.

>>512580487
KEK

>>512580254
still can't refute why he's so desperate
>>512580236
still seething
fucking KEKultra

>>512579166
Thank you kind anon.

>no Jill Falcon
>No Ashlyn Cooper
>No Richland county babes
Prepare for low ratings, Abrams.

>>512580524
there's multiple people you mong

>>512580340
I just thought it'd be fun if they booked a trip to India and lamented that one of the guys overpaid by not booking via Trivago.
Here's another at the Taj Mahal.

>>512580478
>calling a website an open source project
Red flag for an aids ridden website, trying to make it sound safe by calling it open source

jannies what do they do

>>512580558
it is open source though, literally

>>512580554
Who even travels for leisure now? I assume its still women, boomers (mostly women) and black people paying for cruises?

Officer Timberlands in street clothes?

>>512580564
prune anything other than shrimp bitch destroying our good time

That’s what people from faggy blue states don’t realize if you run in the south they will chase you… There is no calling off the chase due to endangering the public and they will shoot at you if there’s bystanders in the way.

I love it when they arrive after all the action. Should be called On Patrol Late.

>>512580634
you want a good time? go to https://vodkastr%65ams.fun/opl

>>512580315
Because you spambot the fuck out of the website every Fri & Sat, even in non-OPL breads, indiscreet faggot.
Your attempts at damage control are so pathetic.
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror and realize your severe need to discontinue your joke of an existence.

>>512580708
>your severe need to discontinue your joke of an existence
he's handsome
and skilled

>takes 2 jeets to drive one truck

>>512577044
>>512577987
>>512578362
>>512578619
>>512579148
>>512580550
Nope, just one desperate lonely loser with a VPN.

>GO TAKE A SHOWER
>CLEAN UP

>>512580708
nobody would spam that hard if they weren't doing jeet tier ad scams, pushing webgl aids or webasm crypto mining. Guy is clearly a thief

>>512580708

You should join our club.

>>512580839
wrong on all 3
he just has a little autism

>>512580770
>cut a hole in the floor to shit while rolling
Chief should have called DOT to make their night even better.

>>512580483
lmao Its the only stream I can get to work, I dont understand why you faggots would rather argue then dig up a stream yourselvs or use a working link and use tor.

how are zoomers unable to either source their own stream or just click a fucking link that works? holy shit can you guys not use google or click the working links people provide and stfu about stream stream every thread god damn

>>512580315
faggotry and harvesting

>ires on end

>>512580839
100% jeetscam.
Pushing his shrimpshit like his life depends on it.
Total shrimpfag death

shramp stream has been up for years streaming OPL and all UFC fights in 1080p every week. Usually has 3-4 different streams going at once so you can watch OPL and a fight a the same time. It's only the old sneed livestream niggers that hate on the shrmpy stream because their site sucked and they disabled chat because they got bullied too hard for being fags and having shit quality.

>>512580920
fuck off shrimp nobody wants to hang out with you

>>512580920
this
>>512580969
this

>>512580789

Id rather die than team drive with a Indian.
I was barely able to hold it together with black dudes and wiggers.

>>512580920
>>512580969
>>512581001
kys

>>512580969
BASERT GOYSLOP KURWA

>>512580920
hahahaha pajeet autist scammer faggot is BIG MAD that no one's clicking his AIDS
get rekt, poo scum
Also, captchas seem to be fixed, praise kek!

>>512580613
Yea, absolutely it's a lot of women and men traveling with their woman. A fair amount of boomers also, depending on your interests.
>For me, it's Thailand.
>My girlfriend's buffalo is sick again
>I hope the money I sent her is enough to buy the medicine.

>>512581052
fuck off retard
we have a lot of aussie mongs
bet they could HEEM you

>adderall

>>512581070
retard

>>512581046
ponder the aroma

can't wait until theres a whiteman VLAN internet over starlink or someshit

>>512581070
learn how the internet works you mong

oh we have a white brown and black cop panel tonight
inclusivity ftw
fucking kike dan

Daniel Hahn looks like a black Arnold Schwarzenegger

>>512581191
>brown
he's black you shitlord >>512579765

sluts.com
sluts.yeah

>>512581159
>mong
>mong
>mong
>mong
>mong
>Please click saar!
>Saaar! It is legit n works really really well!
Still can't answer why you're so obsessed & desperate.
Go swim in your trash lake, poo

>>512581191
In Dan's defense he probably pays them less money than white cops so it's a purely financial jewish decision

im not replying to anyone tonight swear to god
sorry legit bros

>>512581307
retard

>>512581313
>kike dan
tracks

failed already

>>512581307
Mong is short for "mongoloid" you doofus.

>>512581374

Doofus is short for doofusiality, you mong

>no headlights

this cop is ishowspeed with 6 inches more hairline

this bluegum buckwheat ass cop, jesus

No headlights
Decides to commit 100 felonies per second fleeing
Crashes
Ends up in a Georgia prison

>>512581481
>Sheeit, hadda arrest another one of my cousin's mufugga

https://vodkastr%65ams.fun/opl

I went to the shrimp site and my dick melted and my butthole fell off. I would recommend anons avoid making the same mistake I did.

>>512581536

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>512581481
Nappy

>>512581533
>bluegum buckwheat
Kek, officer Timberlands gonna stomp yo ass. Don't mess with him.

>>512581515
I see some resemblance.

>>512581556

>>512581481
christ niggers are distrusting creatures

>>512581481
looks like a more feminine Leslie jones

Looks like a comfy place to live.

>i couldn't stop cuz i got a broke leg

Ah was scared suh

>>512581744
Will he end up on that Louisiana feed on Monday begging for bail

baton rouge is a DUMP

>>512581481
this guy hates niggers

>report of mooning

The suspect better be Bryce or Jill falcon

Driving to drop off your car at your girlfriend's house when you know you're gonna get locked up might save him a few hundred dollars in impound fees.
>>512581775
Maybe, I'd love the cross over episode.

Full Sturgeon moon.

>>512581862
>$41k
At least it's cheap.

>>512581862

What's really sad is that this could be a nice little house for a young couple or single guy. There used to be tens of thousands of homes like this outside of major cities. The only ones that remain are in absolutely hellish neighborhoods.

>>512581984
its 779 square feet. I've had 1 bedroom apartments bigger than that.

>OH ITS NOT IN A BAG
>stops looking immediately
dispose of drugs cheat code

>>512581941
i wish curtis copernicus was here to tell us why it's called the sturgeon moon

>>512582016

i'd buy one and make it a nice fortress of solitude but I'd have to experience the entire neighborhood when I go grocery shopping

>>512582107
Whats with the flat spot on the south pole? Is the projector fucked up tonight?

>>512582151
It's always been like that anon.

>>512582151
Its probably a building catching in the cameras line of sight

>>512582199
No, planets and large-enough moons are spherical. They're not supposed to have flat poles.

>>512582151
>Whats with the flat spot on the south pole?
Global warming is causing the Moon's cheese to melt

>VLC hasn't been working for ages
Well guess I'll just use Reelz...

>>512582151

It's gotta have a flat spot. Otherwise, it would roll out of the sky. I fucking love science.

>>512582138
All these nig houses have all kinds of outstanding property taxes too they will come after the first whitey that comes in to pay up if you aren't shot to death trying to do some landscaping one day or catching a wild bullet through the window because D'kwan emptied his glock switch 3 blocks away

>>512582324

probably true..... insight full leaf

>>512581862
The food is good though

>>512582389
That guy has a shitty mustache.

>>512582389
Creole food is trash, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>512582377
there's a real estate live stream actually every tues by sam hyde's buddy on their channel I've seen a lot of Rhode Island and other eastern seaboard shit that's surprisingly inexpensive

big white van? spics

>>512582471

got a link or something I can google? I'm in the market

damn that van can barely idle

>>512582474

That thing sounds like it's about to die

>>512582540
if he has to turn it off, probably wont go again

3 cylinders still firing on this van. Couple of meth heads in this jalopy.

>>512582423
bro, that is Princess Leya from Louisiana Parole Board General fame
Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090

>>512582447
It is seriously pretty delicious

>>512582612
>meth heads
>2 big ass knives in the center console
checks out

>>512582531
I watch Nick every Tues go through listings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzIwlrZ0N1g there's been some on there you could snipe like excellent finds with all basement electrical updated, new roof etc.

>>512582540
>>512582554
>>512582611
What you're hearing is an exhaust leak.

>>512582531
>>512582471
Its called "Scuffed Realtor" with Nick Rochefort

>>512582661
How was Thursday's episode of lpbg? I missed it.

>>512582693

thank you kindly

>>512582724
>exhaust leak.
sounds more like a vacuum leak with that idle

>>512582531
oops here's the channel https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife/streams
every stream he basically shows the US areas where real estate is still cheap but taking off like even various Masshole neighborhoods where you can still afford a house

What fucking jackass thought boxing in a fleeing felon would be a good idea?

How's it been tonight fellas

>>512582389

stop posting this ugly bitch every week, faggot

>>512582746
Hey fren, it was pretty good but no outstanding notables

Why didn't they pit him a long time ago?

>>512582836
Meh.

>>512582837
No. She is hot. Wood.

>Marco A. Infusino
DEPORT

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

kek i tried selling 10oz of silver today at the only local place in town, those scum only offered $70 for it... silver chuds btfo

>>512583004
saw dan post on twitter that he'd be on for the whole 11/28 weekend

>>512583030
I'll give you $80, fren

>>512582855
Ok, hopefully we'll have something good on Monday.

>are we gonna be in a movie
if you consent, yes

>>512583030
wtf thats horrible.
I sold some and broke even, even after it going up 4$ after I bought but I was desperate for cash at the time.

If I get a flat tire will the cops help ME change it?

>tidy girls
7 cops on scene

>>512583090
I bid 90

>>512583105
Hopefully

>>512583125
horny faggot

>>512583125

>3 cops for one flat tire

Come the fuck on

Ok miss booty

Left or right?

This girls are Q U T E

>>512583179
right has birthing hips

>>512583177

>Dan cutting away

Dan, you are a miserable bastard

>>512583179
Right
Nice and thick

>>512583179
Brunette, easily.

>>512583179
ummm left you lazy eyed nigger

>cops are cucks to girls
>so they can go fuck 'record company owners' at non existant concerts
gullible sluts

>>512583179
Right, my right not you’re right

Now I realize how zebra stripes work against lions

>>512583179
Wood berry both

>>512583090
>>512583154
kek.. keep bidding bros
>>512583142
yeah... that's what i feared... i should've made $100 profit but they would only give me $70 total lmao... u ever try selling it on ebay? probably takes forever to sell... guess i'll just hang on to it

>>512583218
>I hate to do this
That bastard loves cutting away.

>>512583244
There's a known problem here of gangs basically directing their hoes to fuck the cops who investigate them and create a problem during trial so everyone walks. Cops always fall for it when Suzy Stripper starts fucking them to avoid a homicide charge for her juiced out gangster bf

>>512583244
checked

>>512583370

He didn't even say it this time. Probably couldn't stifle his laughter

>>512583390
i just watched an episode of the bill where UK slagz were doing this for cunts in the mid 90s
low iq cops never learn

Jeffrey Epstein's Island is located where? And what is the current status there?

>>512582142

>>512583396
thanks bro
and anyone who chose girl on the right
seek help

>give us a 5 star review

>>512583179
id eat a miles of the lefts one she just to see where it came from

>>512583179
1,2

>>512583179
The legs on the brunette are unreal. Are these girls AI?

>>512583179
right

The 3 times in my life I've ever had a flat tire I've watched cops fly by me in the right lane. Couldn't give a damn about my safety, couldn't be bothered to stop.

I'm kinda upset I keep pulling left for cops now.

DAMN, THOSE LEGS

>fatty one all looking at the camera seductivly

I wonder why there were so many cops there...

>>512583423

>*gunshots and blood curdling screams in the background*
>now you ladies call us of you need ANYTHING! Heheuhuhhe

What a bunch of simps.

>they're gonna go have fun at a concert
loool this dude is a natural born cuck

>>512583475
>but muh epstein island

who gives a fuck retard?

>>512583541
Post physique and we can tell you why

>>512583587

They'll pick them up for a DUI in about five hours

What's the over/under on the girls getting pulled over in two hours from now and charged with a DUI?

>>512583390
Lmao Canada is conquered by pajeets….

https://x.com/Snyderboxer/status/1953149500790616416

>>512583541

I stopped to help a person change a tire on the highway this week. I saw two cops fly by lol

>>512583623
6' 36" waist, 32" inseam. Unknown weight because I don't own a scale. Its over 200, probably not over 240.

>>512583684
>https://x.com/Snyderboxer/status/1953149500790616416
That's ontario I don't live there it's always been a shithole

>>512583725
>36" waist
he's FAT

>>512583589
I do, but it's not relevant to this thread at all.

>>512583555
checked

>>512583725

You can't estimate your own weight more accurately than within 40 pounds?

>>512583830
And she's not even wearing heels.

>>512583778
Honestly, I don’t really buy into the whole Epstein Island narrative the way people talk about it online—I think a lot of it has been sensationalized or twisted into fiction over time. It feels like one of those topics people get really worked up about, but I just don’t see the point in obsessing over it, especially when so much of the “evidence” floating around is vague or conspiratorial. At the end of the day, it’s not something I care to spend energy on.

>>512583541
well in the cops defense these chicks would just have some maniac pull up and try and rape them "I can't fix the tire you have to ride with me" aka Ted Bundy style that's why they get personalized simp treatment whereas us we're fine.

He's too fat for the bike

>>512583871

chatgpt double -

>>512583849
No I cannot. When I was fitting into 34" jeans, I was 200, my 36" jeans are loose again as I've lost some weight over the summer. I haven't weighed myself in many years.

>>512583928
Sometimes the truth is boring, and people just can't handle that.

>>512583871
This sounds like an AI response.

Regardless. I think people definitely should be interested in an international pedophile and all of his friends.

kek this faggot is gonna die on the train tracks

lol

come on train

>>512583992
If you want to spend your time connecting dots on with 4chuds, go for it. But I have better things to do than chase shadows.

>biker retard almost dies
WOAH!?

lol

>>512584044
oh fuck that'd be a cherry on top

>stay still
>Train horns in the background

>>512583830
Damn you are good

All he had to do was follow the damn train.

>>512583830
i "dated" a girl in middle school but quickly got rid of her
she turned into an exercise freak and showed up in HS looking like that
i can't stop losing

>>512583871

The guy, and Maxwell, cavorted with everyone of note in politics and entertainment for like twenty years. What I think is idiotic, though unsurprising, is how it's just a political hor potato, something used to attack opponents.

>>512583871
I actually did a deep dive into Epjew to see how he made his money and honestly there's nothing there he was just a good salesman. Lot's of it detailed here: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1411494/000119312521016405/d118102dex991.htm

He imported mostly Russian and Ukraine 17yo bitches to his island and pretended they were 'dentists' to get a fake visa to stay there, the really young girls like 14 he fucked in Miami and NY where Gizzlaine pretended to hand out 'scholarships' at various schools bringing them to Epjew.
The real scandal of Epjew is how he evaded prosecution basically what happened is he hired Kenneth Starr of the Clinton impeachment, then would bribe lawyers in the Miami DOJ office to come work for him instead creating conflict of interest

>>512583830
Those fucking LEGGGGGS

>he hit the pole
TOTAL BIKER DEATH

>>512584072
Now THAT is road rash
They should've just left him on the tracks for the next train, though - fuck people who run from the cops

>>512584057
Wanting to know more about it doesn't automatically mean you're spending hours "connecting dots". I can suppport an idea without spending my life on it.

Stop being retarded. You sound like a shill trying to convince people not to do something.

>>512583830

I'll give her this: those are some attractive legs. Like cartoonishly svelte.

>>512583830
>zztop
>legs

>my feet are OFF??
kek

>>512584194
Oh, spare me the lazy “shill” accusation. Just because I’m not parroting your conspiracy-laced nonsense doesn’t mean I’m part of some grand cover-up.

>>512584185
He's going to have to pay for that too lol

>>512583830
these legs are so rare, how are they developed?

Wow. That was wild

>>512584344
Just good jeans

>>512584318
Sound like is not direct accusation. Considering how defensive you are though, I'd consider it.

>>512584404

NAZI FACSIST CHUD

new bread >>512584421
>>512584421

>>512584344
Simply by not being a fatass

>with Chase you can get a parental card for your kids
>and watch them dress like a faggot

>>512584344
They're likely both cheerleaders that blonde girl had some university team shit that looked like cheerleader stuff.

>>512583344
if you have something like coins with neat designs ebay is definitely a good route, if not, if you have patience its worth a try.
ebay takes a kike fee too but its probably gonna end up being more per oz than you get from any place in person, especially if they have any kind of design or especially a cool design.