Thread 512590458

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>512590458 (OP)
>negroni
>2
Nah

>>512590458 (OP)
I actually did go out and have a negroni last month because of this stupid meme, some Seafood place in Split.

How do I "get the cream sauce"? Do I ask the server for a bowl of the cream sauce?

>>512590458 (OP)
you got the empty bar part right, everything else was ten years ago

>>512590458 (OP)
In this fucking economy? Sick of these Hollywood rich cunts.

>>512590458 (OP)
Stop busting my balls.

>>512590566
You wouldn't understand

>>512590458 (OP)
You going to pay for all that? Because I don't have the disposable income to travel the world like he did

>>512590458 (OP)
All of those things are trash. Oysters are absolutely disgusting

>>512590772
You need to be male and 18+ to post in this board, lady

>>512590458 (OP)
>friends
stopped reading right there

>>512590458 (OP)
I never knew Epstein was such a glutton! Disgusting jew basterd

Im glad that kike anti white herion addict is dead
Fuck Bourdain

>>512590836
>flag
There is a marked lack of spic in your accent, frendo.

>>512590458 (OP)
>lose your girlfriend to a kid with a huge cock and then kill yourself

>>512590836
>pissing your life away is manly
this is why you will always be a loser

>an hero
Forgot that on the list

>>512590494
I've been on a negroni kick for the last few years. They're good..especially if you substitute the campari for another amaro every once in a while.

>>512590709
I'm guessing you don't live in a small town. Even in corpo borpo America we have lots of small restaurants in small towns. Leave the city and trust me you kind find lots of em.

>>512590709
You can only be cultured if you can go to south east asia and eat food made by brown people, dude

>>512590956
hard to find one that has a proper blood orange rind desu

>>512590987
kino

>>512590709
travelling is cheap if you're willing to live like a hobo

>>512591041
tickets are a grand to go anywhere internationally if your leaving from can/us

>>512590772
Faggot.
>>512590946
Bourdain was murdered to provide a body for Epstein's escape.

>>512590961
Oh i live in a small college town. Not some cheap college either. As a consequence, shit is obscenely expensive since it caters to students with a lot of money

>>512591104
Good

>>512591059
Try vacationing in the states. Hotels are $300 a night in most US cities, while you can get an oceanside apartment for $500 a week in Cabourg (for example)

>>512590458 (OP)
Then kill yourself after realizing what a fucking waste of time your life is. A professional tourist for 40+ years. A fucking faggot.

>>512590987
literally me

>>512591252
You sound hateful. Something going on buddy?

Fieri won

>>512590458 (OP)
Bourdain is burning in Hell for all of eternity as will all spambots and glowniggers.

>>512590458 (OP)
Sorry, I don’t take hedonistic life advice from some Jew faggot who who had to get off “the ride” before it was over. Suicide is weak ass bitch shit, at least take some asshole out on the way out the door.

>>512590939
>Eating smoked oysters with garlic is pissing your life away
You are so ill i weep for you, hope you get better with that seafish allergy

>be moderately famous and look somewhat like Epstein
>get suicided after your wife is repeatedly raped and forced to go along with the plan
We are dealing with some truly evil demons

>>512590458 (OP)
>subvert a White nation
>subvert two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ

>>512591860
nah she wasn't raped he got cucked

>>512591932
holy kikery

>>512590709
Have the disposable income. Have two.

>>512590458 (OP)
>Do niggercattle shit
Nah.
Instead I shall:
>Microwave six tendies
>Troll faggots
>Generate buxom anthro women
>Shitpost
>Vidya
>Sleep

>>512591682
>Politicians addicted to buckbreaking
Somehow someway it makes complete sense that americans have that problem since centuries ago

unironically good advice

>>512590520
How was it?

>>512590458 (OP)
you forgot
>kys

>>512591932
kek

>>512590458 (OP)
our food is poisoned by the centralised agrarian production that has turned out food into literal poison.

The air is also polluted.
The water is polluted with plastics and sulphates.

Because of the centralised nature of the economy, all hospitality industries are run by the same corporations that have leveraged the cheapest possible quality.

Resulting in an illusion of choice, cream is not cream, negroni is not a negroni and the opinions of the people you run into fall within the false dichotomy of the media they are force fed.

The staff of our hospitality industry are staffed by Indians so faecal contamination for extra flavour.

So basically doing this in todays climate will result in a lowering your vibration and diarrhoea.

I did this and it was boring. It is a lonely experience.

>>512592668
you had a beer with a stranger and it was lonely?

>>512592482
It was ok if probably won't get another maybe it didnt go with what i was eating. i didn't even know what it was before I got it but the tuna and spinach was really good it was the restaurants birthday Šug so they had some good deal.

>>512590458 (OP)
Bump

>>512590458 (OP)
Bump...

real shit

>>512590987
I didn't know anon could get a country ranged-banned until I tried to post on /v/ a few hours ago.

>>512590458 (OP)
Ha. Just did that on Monday. Wish I never left my home. Went to Swan in SF (speaking of Bourdain). OOPS! Going out is such a fucking waste of time/money. Stay home. Make all resaurants go belly up. Shit's gay and dumb.

>>512590458 (OP)

With him having necked himself, I like his shows now. I like the fact that he can in no way benefit from all the kikery he has wrought, got cucked and died a faggot kike, alone.
Good.

But I do really like his shows. The Jew never anticipated that there would be people rewatching Kike Cooking Lies and end checking up all the locations, people and even briefly mentioned corporations that Mr. Fag in the Pan namedropped.

And I'm happy to report, most of them went out of business a decade ago. And yes, most of the things he covered were literal jew money laundering operations he was meant to generate hype for. They mostly went bust under King Nigger or even earlier.

>>512593446
strangers hold conversations with themselves, they only want you to si there and listen, give them attention

>>512590458 (OP)
That sounds pretty fucking gay if you ask me.

>>512590458 (OP)
everybody knows this guy was killed, frozen, worked on, and used as a double for Epstein. Right?

>"In our culture, family and food is everything."
x50,000,000
This is why we have a border crisis by the way. Because faggots like him eat slugs in dirt-shit countries and claim it's culture.
You should remember his weakness the next time anyone like him acts smug. He killed himself over a 4/10 whore while larping as a jetsetting hecking adventurino type.

>>512590458 (OP)
Have sex expericel.

>>512590709
Obtain a million dollars. Obtain two.

>>512590458 (OP)
>get cucked
>get cucked again
wtf was this guy's problem?

>>512596698
I was itching to travel and stayed at a 5 star hotel and there weren't any white people working there it was very difficult to understand the staff and I make better food at home.
Never felt that ripped off in my life.

>>512590458 (OP)
and never stick your dick in crazy

>>512590458 (OP)
>get cucked
>get cucked again
>kill yourself

>>512590458 (OP)
his wife's father made snuff movies for the cartels. if you watch his movies the women at the beginning, the side characters who die, really died, were really killed in the process of the movie making.

>>512591682
I would not be surprised if Schiff was filmed doing that without him knowing and it is being used as blackmail on him now.

>>512590458 (OP)
>clean your room
>wash your balls
>dont goon for a day

Maybe you should start with the basics0

how come that stuff wasnt forced to be rebranded n-wordoni? Ah i see its a corporation so they wont be bothered, but regular people getting shit upon and are asked to say stuff like "n-word". same with south park, ha-ha, they say funny things and they are allowed to because they are seen on TV, look im laughing about southpark, im so stunning and brave, but dont you dare to make one of them jokes, citizen, i mean peasant, because if you do it it is racist!

>>512590458 (OP)
Hunter S Thompson wannabe faggot coke fiend

>>512590566
>>512590692
why do you like to ask men for semen?

>>512590458 (OP)

I always thought of him as a life guide. Knowing he was a jew after I was redpilled made my worldview shatter. WAS HE A PSYOP? was his "embrace all cultures thru cooking" a weird niche psyop? I enjoy cooking and experiencing cultures thru food. But now knowing he was a jew gives a bitter aftertaste to everything I knew to be nice and comfy.

>>512590458 (OP)
No to absolutely every fucking thing you said. Including 'enjoy the ride'

He did 2 episodes on Indonesia
Watch what he says at the end of the first one on No Reservations season 2
Then he returns years later and right before his death films the second one for Parts Unknown
Listen to what he says all through the show .... Both show his liking for outer Indonesia but his LOVE for Bali
Watch these both and you will know where he is and what happened.

>>512590987
KEK

That bitch faggot loser killed himself because he couldn't get over the regret of marrying that ugly pig instead of a wholesome ladyboy.

that quote is fake , he never said it.

>>512590458 (OP)
Or not.

>>512590458 (OP)
>Have a Negroni. Have two.
I ordered two entres for breakfast, if I get breakfast pie after I eat it I probably ordered more food than the couple next to me.

Heh, Im 'Merican by birth, so...I tend to platemog.

>>512590458 (OP)
Negroni, is that what they call Italian niggers?

>>512590458 (OP)
I am glad this fag killed himself