/pol/ - This kills the zoomer

Anonymous (ID: 9Oa+SOfk)

8/9/2025, 7:03:31 AM No.512592006 >>512592074 >>512592109 >>512592184 >>512592217 >>512592247 >>512592338 >>512592399 >>512593156 >>512593204 >>512593218 >>512593248 >>512593261 >>512593287 >>512593301 >>512593316 >>512593428 >>512593454 >>512593517 >>512593655 >>512593656 >>512593693 >>512593855 >>512594351 >>512597484 >>512600413 >>512600715 >>512600839 >>512600939 >>512601257 >>512601647 >>512601727 >>512602852 >>512603185 >>512604414

This kills the zoomer

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Boomer Hammer Hand. Dab on this you little broccoli hair faggots.

Anonymous (ID: zXUApI8b)

8/9/2025, 7:05:02 AM No.512592074 >>512592453 >>512593456 >>512600789

>>512592006 (OP)
that's nuts

Anonymous (ID: P6Yrm9+w)

8/9/2025, 7:05:42 AM No.512592109 >>512603065

>>512592006 (OP)
Your mom is faster.

Anonymous (ID: ZKshwEIS)

8/9/2025, 7:06:23 AM No.512592152 >>512600583 >>512600703

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Why is the King of Sweden smashing walnuts

Anonymous (ID: v6qJquP5)

8/9/2025, 7:07:08 AM No.512592184 >>512593853

>>512592006 (OP)
The result of a life time of masturbating

Anonymous (ID: 2xxpR3/r)

8/9/2025, 7:07:48 AM No.512592217 >>512593843

>>512592006 (OP)
Wow! That's alotta nuts!

Anonymous (ID: gUc8nxUE)

8/9/2025, 7:08:35 AM No.512592247 >>512600583

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>>512592006 (OP)
Wait I thought Sven Goran Eriksson died last year

Anonymous (ID: Ju0Ks0GJ)

8/9/2025, 7:10:59 AM No.512592338

>>512592006 (OP)
Tim Waltz failed so hard he has to smash walnuts for money!?

Anonymous (ID: RugtG8js)

8/9/2025, 7:12:30 AM No.512592399 >>512592464 >>512593133 >>512593335 >>512596093

>>512592006 (OP)
bro how the fuck

Anonymous (ID: iFlY2Z1W)

8/9/2025, 7:13:55 AM No.512592453

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>>512592074

Anonymous (ID: 9Oa+SOfk)

8/9/2025, 7:14:17 AM No.512592464 >>512593606

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>>512592399

Anonymous (ID: Xp8byI+h)

8/9/2025, 7:14:49 AM No.512592489

I'm gonna state the obvious but, imagine getting punched in the face by this guy

Anonymous (ID: 7cZo/Otn)

8/9/2025, 7:15:12 AM No.512592502

Anti masturbation bros did we get too cocky?

Anonymous (ID: v6qJquP5)

8/9/2025, 7:32:29 AM No.512593133

>>512592399
Likely they are pre-roasted making them more brittle

Anonymous (ID: 0cy7hmpG)

8/9/2025, 7:33:02 AM No.512593156

>>512592006 (OP)
This nigga goons.

Anonymous (ID: JEVKimR6)

8/9/2025, 7:34:18 AM No.512593204

>>512592006 (OP)
Typical boomer wasting resources to show off

Anonymous (ID: 0cy7hmpG)

8/9/2025, 7:34:51 AM No.512593218 >>512593333 >>512593406

>>512592006 (OP)
What's with the egg?

Anonymous (ID: QsYIwuKU)

8/9/2025, 7:35:46 AM No.512593248

>>512592006 (OP)
I could crush a bunch of paper mache walnuts too

Anonymous (ID: ZPG6bBiK)

8/9/2025, 7:36:09 AM No.512593261

>>512592006 (OP)
He has a lot of experience using his hand to release the content of his nuts

Anonymous (ID: 8RZ2l0Vm)

8/9/2025, 7:37:05 AM No.512593287

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>>512592006 (OP)
How about this, Larry - Boomer Hammer Hand broke a new World Record by using his fist to shatter over 240 walnuts in 1 minute 16 seconds, and he officially holds a place in the Guiness Book of Fucking Retards

Anonymous (ID: b7aVYm/O)

8/9/2025, 7:37:31 AM No.512593301

>>512592006 (OP)
bro masturbate with the other hand every once in a while geez

Anonymous (ID: Q/SxZJce)

8/9/2025, 7:37:56 AM No.512593316

>>512592006 (OP)
his dick doesn't go hard anymore but his hand is still used to the movement, trying to compensate that

Anonymous (ID: b7aVYm/O)

8/9/2025, 7:38:22 AM No.512593333

>>512593218
his prize

Anonymous (ID: U5crb9qh)

8/9/2025, 7:38:25 AM No.512593335 >>512593406

>>512592399
he's obviously holding some sort of weight. you see it at the end

Anonymous (ID: b7aVYm/O)

8/9/2025, 7:39:56 AM No.512593406 >>512593473

>>512593335
>>512593218
it's an egg he has to hold it without breaking it

Anonymous (ID: fzKkEjCN)

8/9/2025, 7:40:28 AM No.512593428

>>512592006 (OP)
That's truly incredible. I didn't think a human could do this.

Anonymous (ID: SITgC3w3)

8/9/2025, 7:41:07 AM No.512593454

>>512592006 (OP)
why do they call him mr hammerhand?

Anonymous (ID: uU/KE9x+)

8/9/2025, 7:41:10 AM No.512593456

>>512592074
Carlos i swear to God

Anonymous (ID: U5crb9qh)

8/9/2025, 7:41:39 AM No.512593473 >>512593538

>>512593406
no way he didn't break an egg in his hand. I have to be there

Anonymous (ID: fzKkEjCN)

8/9/2025, 7:42:21 AM No.512593500

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Nigga that's nuts

Anonymous (ID: oejbl6ls)

8/9/2025, 7:42:52 AM No.512593517 >>512601563

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>>512592006 (OP)
this is gay. fuck that faggot motherfucker.

Anonymous (ID: U5crb9qh)

8/9/2025, 7:43:38 AM No.512593538

>>512593473
ok watched again and I can see the edge of his hand is all chopped up so he could hold it loosely in his fingers and use the butt of his wrist. ok, bfd

Anonymous (ID: fzKkEjCN)

8/9/2025, 7:43:55 AM No.512593551

Could you imagine if he did this to the top of a woman's skull? It would cave in like stomping on a tin can. Probably a man's skull too. Anyone would die from it.

Anonymous (ID: GlFYNHZA)

8/9/2025, 7:45:49 AM No.512593606 >>512593636 >>512602642

>>512592464
one these is going to troon out

Anonymous (ID: v6qJquP5)

8/9/2025, 7:46:51 AM No.512593636

>>512593606
and the other will marry her

Anonymous (ID: Ffg23nsL)

8/9/2025, 7:47:15 AM No.512593655

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>>512592006 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: kPBwD6s/)

8/9/2025, 7:47:17 AM No.512593656

>>512592006 (OP)
Truly all paths lead to hammerhand

Anonymous (ID: 8nEwYHvc) 8/9/2025, 7:48:31 AM No.512593693 >>512594429 >>512596729 >>512597915

>>512592006 (OP)
>Smashes all those nuts.
>Hand is bleeding.
I grantee on off days, he complains about how his hand hurts and dosen't know why.

Anonymous (ID: 3PO6lLXf)

8/9/2025, 7:50:42 AM No.512593774 >>512593859

This is the kind of shit you do when you have daddies money, but given all the advantages you got, you never succeeded at anything...so you have to make up something nobody else would ever do for a trophy. If this was a real thing, there would be an Asian smashing the fuck out of that shit 5x faster. Faggot even made a t-shirt. Pathetic.

ConservativesAreRetarded (ID: 1p93teRU)

8/9/2025, 7:52:29 AM No.512593843

>>512592217
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Anonymous (ID: 7XlLJtbf)

8/9/2025, 7:52:47 AM No.512593853

>>512592184
While crossdressing, no doubt, considering what generation he's from.

Anonymous (ID: pTmJOa4q)

8/9/2025, 7:52:51 AM No.512593855

>>512592006 (OP)
are those all egg shells?

Anonymous (ID: tCbErh2P)

8/9/2025, 7:52:56 AM No.512593859

>>512593774
hello chink

Anonymous (ID: Rn4OJgzv)

8/9/2025, 8:06:33 AM No.512594351

>>512592006 (OP)
Also know as Heinrich hammer hand , notorious Jew nut smasher from Birkenau death camp , AKA Birkenau ball buster.

Anonymous (ID: Rn4OJgzv)

8/9/2025, 8:08:47 AM No.512594429

>>512593693
Stop projecting joy stick blister boy

Anonymous (ID: CcJ2GWX3)

8/9/2025, 8:50:49 AM No.512596093

>>512592399
he has no tattoos
it is fake
fr fr

Anonymous (ID: Zwzf2UQD)

8/9/2025, 9:07:28 AM No.512596729 >>512597421 >>512597689 >>512597915

>>512593693
*garantee
moron.

Anonymous (ID: uIW2WtEe)

8/9/2025, 9:20:47 AM No.512597421

>>512596729
wtf

Anonymous (ID: uJxPxoZA)

8/9/2025, 9:22:40 AM No.512597484 >>512600611

>>512592006 (OP)
years of fapping

Anonymous (ID: uJxPxoZA)

8/9/2025, 9:28:37 AM No.512597689

>>512596729
absolute state

Anonymous (ID: v6qJquP5)

8/9/2025, 9:34:15 AM No.512597915

>>512593693
>grantee
>>512596729
>garantee
Holy mutt IQ

Anonymous (ID: cTFpsTnu)

8/9/2025, 10:39:51 AM No.512600413

>>512592006 (OP)
He's holding a metal object.

Anonymous (ID: 93lrKfRA)

8/9/2025, 10:41:28 AM No.512600479

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this is gay.

Anonymous (ID: nqtsdASr)

8/9/2025, 10:44:16 AM No.512600583

>>512592152
>>512592247
Obsessed

Anonymous (ID: tD7AuAHy)

8/9/2025, 10:45:12 AM No.512600611

>>512597484
was also thinking that.

Anonymous (ID: vC6nqYZB)

8/9/2025, 10:47:29 AM No.512600703

>>512592152
He can't go to strip clubs anymore so he needs to take out his anger.
I love Knugen.

Anonymous (ID: r59iugdA)

8/9/2025, 10:47:50 AM No.512600715

>>512592006 (OP)
Imagine him doing that to your dick haha that would be gross and unpleasant right? haha

Anonymous (ID: Pf7kje+z)

8/9/2025, 10:50:03 AM No.512600789

>>512592074
25 IQ witless high schooler cringe.

Anonymous (ID: 0tGmkhKI)

8/9/2025, 10:51:27 AM No.512600839

>>512592006 (OP)
He bought four houses with that skill.

Anonymous (ID: DGFc8g89)

8/9/2025, 10:53:57 AM No.512600939

>>512592006 (OP)
THE HORN OF BOOMER HAMMER HAND SHALL SOUND IN THE DEEP, ONE LAST TIME

Anonymous (ID: cwkG3l/C)

8/9/2025, 11:01:30 AM No.512601257

>>512592006 (OP)
Busts more nuts in a day than Bonnie blue.

Anonymous (ID: HgO803F8) 8/9/2025, 11:09:27 AM No.512601563

>>512593517
>cenile
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous (ID: tqa0bSlo)

8/9/2025, 11:11:46 AM No.512601647

>>512592006 (OP)
Ive seen Mr Hammer Hand perform 2 times
Once at the Seminole Casino and once at Splish Splash Waterpark

Anonymous (ID: gdRu2oPp)

8/9/2025, 11:13:51 AM No.512601727

>>512592006 (OP)
Amazing what useless skills you can learn when you bought your house from a summer of swanning around an office

Anonymous (ID: lJL/ZeIJ)

8/9/2025, 11:38:55 AM No.512602642

>>512593606
And you'll be fucking it in the ass.

Anonymous (ID: iKt9e5M2)

8/9/2025, 11:43:59 AM No.512602852

>>512592006 (OP)
The Lord of Abortion.

Anonymous (ID: htkbsdce)

8/9/2025, 11:48:59 AM No.512603065

>>512592109
Zoomers would be unironically faster, but not as powerful. They’ve all been jacking off to porn pretty much nonstop since they were 11, but have only trained their arms for speed, not strength.

Anonymous (ID: dEbKp9OJ)

8/9/2025, 11:52:00 AM No.512603185

>>512592006 (OP)
this video demostrates how oldies made banana walnut bread back in the stone age

Anonymous (ID: 5Ft3cSyc)

8/9/2025, 12:21:37 PM No.512604414

>>512592006 (OP)
thats how to bust a nut
>carlossmiling .jog

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