What would you do if your gf got her tongue split?
Anonymous
(ID: M0QjW6s8)
8/9/2025, 9:53:50 AM
No.512598676
>>512598613 (OP)
fuck her mouth and make her sick my dick and make her eat my cum
Anonymous
(ID: NruQgIUo)
8/9/2025, 9:54:08 AM
No.512598688
>>512598711
>>512598613 (OP)
Put my dick on it and see what it feels like, DUH
Anonymous
(ID: EDxviZt5)
8/9/2025, 9:54:38 AM
No.512598706
>>512601560
>>512598613 (OP)
Google: Charismatic church near me, or deliverance ministers near me. Those demons are getting CAST OUT
Anonymous
(ID: cXAvTq/P)
8/9/2025, 9:54:48 AM
No.512598711
>>512598793
>>512598688
her split tongue is only for nigger anus
learn your place and prep the black bull cuckcel
Anonymous
(ID: tM/iQ180)
8/9/2025, 9:54:57 AM
No.512598720
>>512598613 (OP)
Wow what kind of fucking retard would do that? Not my gf.
Anonymous
(ID: NruQgIUo)
8/9/2025, 9:56:32 AM
No.512598793
>>512598711
In that case I'll let someone else get C-diff and just jack off between her tiny tits.
Anonymous
(ID: w2HIHmwR)
8/9/2025, 9:58:05 AM
No.512598844
>>512599338
>>512598613 (OP)
I’d super glue it back together while she’s sleeping and pretend I have no idea how it happened when she wakes up.
Anonymous
(ID: ZAMJ4DA0)
8/9/2025, 9:58:10 AM
No.512598849
>>512599396
Can my “gf” in question be trans?
Anonymous
(ID: eZLrBU2k)
8/9/2025, 9:59:54 AM
No.512598916
>>512598613 (OP)
She wouldn't be my gf anymore
Anonymous
(ID: VOSyxZPZ)
8/9/2025, 10:01:48 AM
No.512598977
>>512598613 (OP)
Fuck my newly found face vagina as she intended?
Anonymous
(ID: XFsZNLz4)
8/9/2025, 10:11:35 AM
No.512599338
>>512598613 (OP)
Look at her blankly every time she tried to speak.
>>512598844
Came in to say the exact same as this fella.
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(ID: 3rWY4LZ3)
8/9/2025, 10:13:10 AM
No.512599397
>>512598613 (OP)
Looks funny at first glance but the idea somehow makes me nauseous.
Anonymous
(ID: THWZJ1Jf)
8/9/2025, 10:21:02 AM
No.512599709
>>512598613 (OP)
But I didn't eat breakfast today morning
Anonymous
(ID: pbp026a5)
8/9/2025, 10:24:09 AM
No.512599814
Break up, it's not cute, why would you cut your fucking tongue in half. You have to keep cutting it for the rest of your life otherwise it grows back together
Anonymous
(ID: aBdxtTsV)
8/9/2025, 10:28:30 AM
No.512599998
>>512598613 (OP)
Ask why she stopped at the tongue
Stick a knife in her mouth and push it upwards through her soft palette, pull it thru her face and me her double pretty
Anonymous
(ID: n5Sd6lRw)
8/9/2025, 10:35:22 AM
No.512600249
>>512604827
>>512598613 (OP)
My wife is a dragon so her tongue is already split.
Anonymous
(ID: 9j3yU8Bk)
8/9/2025, 10:58:07 AM
No.512601117
>>512598613 (OP)
“But I don’t have a girlfriend”
Anonymous
(ID: Dz+UIVGL)
8/9/2025, 11:40:43 AM
No.512602709
>>512601560
same dumb nigger spamming muh paganism bullshit fucking kys
Anonymous
(ID: 4Sjiy3hs)
8/9/2025, 12:36:07 PM
No.512605000
>>512598613 (OP)
Gfs haven't been invented yet.
Anonymous
(ID: bq3qR7JU)
8/9/2025, 12:37:37 PM
No.512605071
>your gf
Goddamn nigger OP on /pol/ talking to faggots about "your gf"
Anonymous
(ID: 9vtuN/6y)
8/9/2025, 12:38:38 PM
No.512605126
>>512598613 (OP)
once it's safe to do stuff with her mouth again just treat it normally I kinda like it as long as you don't get anything from kissing or anything
Anonymous
(ID: dh77bptU)
8/9/2025, 12:39:48 PM
No.512605173
>>512605220
Look down at my fist and say "woah..."