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Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512598728 >>512598747 >>512598788 >>512598876 >>512600077 >>512600865 >>512602021 >>512602054 >>512603424 >>512603570 >>512607794 >>512608599 >>512608863 >>512609980
WTF!?
How fucked are we?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512598747 >>512598788 >>512598876 >>512608231
>>512598728 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: Q1dWkpFH) United States No.512598788 >>512598821 >>512602393 >>512604301
>>512598728 (OP)
>>512598747
Now show his birth certificate
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512598821 >>512598876
>>512598788
Anonymous (ID: 83+detT5) United Kingdom No.512598876 >>512598907 >>512604458 >>512605552
>>512598728 (OP)
>>512598747
>>512598821
NIGGER, EVERYONE HAS THESE SORTS OF VERY DISTANT RELATIONSHIPS TO EVERYONE ELSE
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Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512598907 >>512604458
>>512598876
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Anonymous (ID: KVaZHv4p) United States No.512600077 >>512600619 >>512600786 >>512602296
>>512598728 (OP)
You do realize literally everyone on Earth is distantly related, right? Every single person alive today has a common ancestor who lived roughly 3000 years ago.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512600619 >>512600974 >>512608077
>>512600077
so everyone on earth is related to king henry? do you really believe that?
Anonymous (ID: Msd6EXP2) South Korea No.512600786
>>512600077
Don't downplay it. The family privately owns the central banks which has allowed them to take over the world.
Anonymous (ID: AFfR+QWh) United States No.512600865 >>512600966
>>512598728 (OP)
familysearch.org has an app that will let you see your relation to any other app use in the vicinity
>it's a Mormon thing but that's not the point
every time I ever used the app I'm always related to like half the church group or more
even in other countries
everyone alive is 20th cousins I'm always 10th-14th with most and they're complete strangers in countries that don't even speak the same language
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512600966 >>512601343
>>512600865
go find out if your related to king henry and get back to me.
Anonymous (ID: KVaZHv4p) United States No.512600974 >>512601069
>>512600619
Yes, this is fairly common knowledge.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512601069 >>512601215
>>512600974
Anonymous (ID: KVaZHv4p) United States No.512601215 >>512601266
>>512601069
I’m confused. Are you saying I’m wrong?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512601266 >>512601358 >>512604200
>>512601215
yes, you are stupid do think that everyone on earth is related to king henry
Anonymous (ID: AFfR+QWh) United States No.512601343 >>512601442 >>512604087
>>512600966
leaning towards yes because I have a lot of ancestors in the area at the time and a whole page of henrys and sir henrys
having trouble searching just "king henry"
what was his real name?
like first and last
henry what?
Anonymous (ID: KVaZHv4p) United States No.512601358 >>512601504
>>512601266
They are though, albeit very distantly, like your example of Obama. I encourage you to do some research on genealogy. Just because you aren’t educated on a subject, doesn’t mean it’s untrue.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512601442 >>512601735
>>512601343
they didnt have surnames back then. ots just Henry III King of England. his father was John, King of England.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512601504 >>512601590
>>512601358
so we are all grand sons of king henry III, thats what your saying?
Anonymous (ID: KVaZHv4p) United States No.512601590 >>512601650
>>512601504
No, I am saying we are all distantly related to King Henry III, as we are with everyone else. We are all either distant grandsons or distant cousins of King Henry III.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512601650 >>512601695
>>512601590
i think its more likely that the elites of today are from the same bloodlines of the elites of the past. thats my take.
Anonymous (ID: KVaZHv4p) United States No.512601695 >>512601756
>>512601650
You can choose to believe that, but you would be incorrect.
Anonymous (ID: AFfR+QWh) United States No.512601735 >>512601819
>>512601442
I have a bunch with surnames born same year as henry 8th 1491
>sir henry cunningham
>sir henry thwaites
>sir henry a'dene
and a list of like 65 more just like that all same period and plenty of nobility in england going way back so I'm going to say it's very likely that I am related to that line somewhere and I'm just not skilled enough with this search system yet to narrow it down
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512601756
>>512601695
well its common knowledge that kings and emperors were closely related and they were pretty strict with who they bred with. sure there were some bastards that were spawned but when it came to marriage it was practically inbred.
Anonymous (ID: AFfR+QWh) United States No.512601819
>>512601735
3rd not 8th hes just the first I think of
Anonymous (ID: DeU0Rl+g) United States No.512602021 >>512602130
>>512598728 (OP)
your forgetting that trump and hillary are from the wars of the roses royal familys,
Anonymous (ID: N/QoVEFU) United Kingdom No.512602054
>>512598728 (OP)
ZOG puppets are all related in some way.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512602130 >>512605368
>>512602021
haven't heard of this wars of the roses, i'll look into it. i tried using the same site to look at trumps bloodline but it doesnt have much details for him
Anonymous (ID: fwrK4V9i) Canada No.512602296
>>512600077
Yes because we all descended from Adam and Eve
Anonymous (ID: adnjobDP) United Kingdom No.512602393 >>512602426 >>512610064
>>512598788
bingo, this is all bullshit anyway, we all have thousands of great, great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents so we're likely all related to Barack Obama
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512602426 >>512603495
>>512602393
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Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512603424 >>512603878
>>512598728 (OP)
>21st cousin
That's about 3 steps up from "born on the same planet".
It means he's a mutt.
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512603495 >>512603878
>>512602426
HIs mother was white you dipshit.
Anonymous (ID: JGdfslbT) United States No.512603570
>>512598728 (OP)
Obamas mother is a jew

search it up
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512603878 >>512603998
>>512603424
>>512603495
dont get hung up on my example of obama and borris. the ruling class are and always have been related to each other. wake up
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512603998 >>512604251
>>512603878
Yes, Washington was minor gentry.
If this sort of thing is blowing your mind, consider that you didn't even know about the War of the Roses you fucking cretin.
Anonymous (ID: JRD+gG2f) Canada No.512604025 >>512604162
Democracy was their greatest deception. It mearly gives the illusion of freedom of choice.
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512604087
>>512601343
Henry Tudor, branch of the Plantagenets.
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512604162
>>512604025
It gives freedom from duty and responsibility. If there's nobody in charge there's nobody to blame, goy. Why not sell out your people?
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512604200 >>512604300
>>512601266
Every Anglo is going to be closely related to other Anglos. Obama has a white mother. So 24th great grandson isn't that surprising
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512604251
>>512603998
okay
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512604300 >>512604711
>>512604200
you think the royals and peasants were breeding?
Anonymous (ID: OrSL01xx) New Zealand No.512604301
>>512598788
kek!
Anonymous (ID: fT5KvDBq) United States No.512604458 >>512605769
>>512598876
Wrong. Only one US president isn't related to the others.

>>512598907
This. Everything is fake & gay. Remember when two presidential candidates just so happen to have been members of the same secret society in college? You don't just become president or a politician, you're born into the role.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512604711 >>512604744 >>512604959
>>512604300
after 24 generations you aren't a royal. If a royal has three children and one of them becomes king, the descendants of the other two quickly become unknown. 24 generations and 800 years later there is literally no connection to royalty, especially the royal family of today since Henry III was a Plantagenet
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512604744 >>512604963
>>512604711
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512604959
>>512604711
the family trees arent even that complicated

https://famouskin.com/famous-kin-chart.php?name=3647+george+washington&kin=7516+elizabeth+ii&via=3659+augustine+warner
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512604963 >>512605144
>>512604744
that means they shared a relative seven generations ago, and given picrel it makes it even less of a crazy conspiracy
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512605144 >>512605180 >>512605331
>>512604963
yea, Augustine Warner is the great grandfather of george washington and the 8th great grand daughter to queen elizabeth
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512605180
>>512605144
8th great grand father to queen elizabeth*
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512605331 >>512605459
>>512605144
Augustine Warner was some aristocrat, so the fact his descendants were also aristocratic or went on to be significant figures isn't all that surprising.
Anonymous (ID: DeU0Rl+g) United States No.512605368
>>512602130
Joan Beaufort, whose descendants include Mrs. Clinton. Her brother John Beaufort is an ancestor of Mr. Trump.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512605459 >>512605627
>>512605331
who also happens to be 1st cousins with king louis
Anonymous (ID: PxGcQdri) Ireland No.512605552
>>512598876
My first gf was from the same small town as me, so inevitably we found out we were distantly related. She thought it was weird but I found it pretty hot.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512605627 >>512605849
>>512605459
>19 times removed
Anonymous (ID: JmUpYMJK) Belgium No.512605769
>>512604458
and he's dutch
americans are inbred retards
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512605849 >>512605940 >>512606041
>>512605627
because of the time period differences, roughly 500 years.
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512605940 >>512606006
>>512605849
I'd like to believe anyone this fucking thick is JIDF crapflooding or a bot, but with the way zoomers are I can't do that any more.
We're living in idiocracy, lads.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606006 >>512606042 >>512606411
>>512605940
ignorance is bliss i guess.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512606041 >>512606334
>>512605849
And you don't think those 500 years are significant? all those generations in between, every child from every family creating a new branch that if you followed it down to the current generation would also have these links in their family tree. It's just a bit of trivia nothing to get hung up on.
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512606042 >>512606147
>>512606006
I'm talking about you, Mr. Pigshit Brains.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606147 >>512606205 >>512606266
>>512606042
not sure why you refuse to believe all the politicians we vote for, all the entertainment we consume come from the same blood lines, the same family trees. your just to fucking stupid to realize it. you choose to be ignorant, so enjoy your blissful life.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512606205 >>512606407
>>512606147
Do you know who your second cousins are right now?
Anonymous (ID: 6GYJpo+T) United States No.512606266 >>512606480
>>512606147
It's like talking to a pigeon. Alright, I'm done, you enjoy having your mind blown by obvious things that apply to everyone. I don't even know why you're here, piss earth was made for people like you.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606334 >>512606668
>>512606041
whats your point? that its not a big deal that presidents, kings, queens, central bankers, actors, generals are in the same family tree?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606407 >>512606668 >>512606708 >>512607116
>>512606205
nope, they are probably in the uk somewhere, but i doubt its prince harry
Anonymous (ID: znKI61Us) United States No.512606411 >>512606587
>>512606006
Never underestimate the power of american propaganda and the influence it has on the avg american.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606480
>>512606266
okay, take care. dont forget to wear your helmet when you go outside.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606587
>>512606411
its like they enjoy licking the elites boots. fucking pathetic.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512606668 >>512606853
>>512606334
yeah my point is exactly that. That you also have lots and lots f fucking people in your family tree. As you go back further the amount of people grows exponentially. Any of them can be significant people in history, or absolute nobodies. Finding the significant people as if it has any bearing on you today is completely pointless. they are more likely to appear anyway given they are the ones who record their lineages in detail.

>>512606407
Your second cousin wouldn't be fucking prince Harry! His second cousins are all listed and known. You COULD be distantly related to him through some cunt in your family 1000 years ago who had a shitload of children and they in turn all had shitloads of children and one of those lines links to an ancestor of Prince Harry. Then you would be part of the conspiracy, unknowingly. And some sperg would make a big deal out o it in a pointless thread on a basket weaving forum
Anonymous (ID: dyrSzgun) Germany No.512606708 >>512606942
>>512606407
>probably in the uk somewhere, but i doubt its prince harry
Prince Harry isn't in the UK right now either, faggot, he's functionally banished until his divorce goes through.
But yeah I'm literally related to Adam and Eve.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606853 >>512607116
>>512606668
are you related to prince harry?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512606942
>>512606708
>ackstually hes not in the uk right now!!!
okay, i use just using prince harry as an example cause hes the only prince i know of off the the top of my head thats alive. dont need to get your panties in a bunch.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512607116 >>512607230 >>512607308
>>512606407
Oh and the fact you don't know your current second cousin just goes to prove my point. Your entire argument is someone today had an ancestor between 10 and 20 generations ago who was the second cousin of someone else who is famous!! Chances are they didn't even know the fucking person in question so what the fuck does it matter?!

>>512606853
Probably. Very, very distant cousins. But then I'd be related to all the people you claim are related to him too. And all of their relations would be connected to me somehow.
If it was a close relative, it might be interesting, but the distance you need to go to find a tenuous connection means it really doesn't matter much.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512607230 >>512607251 >>512607308 >>512607529
>>512607116
whats your point exactly? that its not a big deal that rules of yesterday are related to the rules of today?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512607251
>>512607230
rulers*
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512607308 >>512607529
>>512607230
>>512607116
were all *probably* related right? just a big nothing burger eh?
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512607529 >>512607684 >>512607915
>>512607230
no, because you are likely related to all these people as well. If you can't understand that having a fourth cousin with someone 8 generations ago means nothing then you will continue believing this schizo shit

>>512607308
There is no probably about it. You just have to find the people you related to. But when you find out you're related to fucking Charlemagne and Abraham Lincoln you'll just say it's a coincidence
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512607684 >>512607768
>>512607529
more like then not my ancestors were probably pig farming peasants but if im related to abe lincoln and charlemagne i will gladly eat my words. how do i find that out though?
Anonymous (ID: Rhsg1kOC) Chile No.512607768
>>512607684
Avoid paid genetic services, your best bet is tracking down your ancestors with birth records if the mormons didn't stole them all
Anonymous (ID: ad2R5G48) United States No.512607794 >>512607976
>>512598728 (OP)
>21st cousin
literally like everyone in england is 21's cousin to boris
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512607915
>>512607529
just for shits and giggles i looked up abe lincolms relations and hes not related to royals at all. i wonder if thats why he was assassinated?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512607976
>>512607794
eh its just an example, the thread is full of other examples of elites with royal families
Anonymous (ID: TfAirGC9) Germany No.512608077 >>512608126
>>512600619
its actually ghengis khan
at least thats true for everyone north of the 42Β° parallel
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512608126
>>512608077
now that would make a lot more sense.
Anonymous (ID: 8+a4UD7x) Ireland No.512608231 >>512608387 >>512608449
>>512598747
Obongo is half white in case you forgot. Every white person is related to royalty if you go back far enough.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512608387 >>512608567
>>512608231
i dont think so. i think the royals and the peasants barely interacted with each other except to collect taxes. the kings would marry their daughters off to other royal families to maintain control. just think about it...
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512608449
>>512608231
basically, royal marriages were strategic, to gain power. they never married peasants and they never married for love.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512608567
>>512608387
>just think about it...
Fucking lmao!
Anonymous (ID: eXpG4aN8) No.512608599 >>512608838
>>512598728 (OP)
This is just pedigree collapse, you could see it with anyone. Basically
>If you go back far enough, you're related to everyone
To see why this has to happen, consider yourself, you have 2 parents, they both have 2 parents (so you have 2 + 4 ascendents up to your grandparents). Now, let's label you as generation 0, your parents generation 1 and grandparents generation 2. Further more let's define a generation to be the average time until someone produces offspring (well say 20 years here) then if you go back 100 years (or 5 generations) then you'll have
2 + 2^2 + 2^3 + 2^4 + 2^5 = 58 direct ancestors, now if you assume the each one of those has 2 siblings, then this number starts to explode. Alternatively, just focusing on direct ancestors, we can go back 1000 years or 50 generations we get a number on the order of 10^15, so a thousand trillion. More people that have ever existed. So, at some point, your family tree must collapse and you're sharing ancestors with other people.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512608838 >>512608973 >>512609061
>>512608599
Very true. The number also comes down because of inbreeding. A lot of people (in the past) would have children with what is their second or third cousin without knowing it because they lived in such small communities. And that essentially collapses whole branches of trees. Which helps explain the point to OP that we have to all be distantly related somewhere along the line otherwise you'd end up with family trees predicting trillions of ancestors like you say
Anonymous (ID: pXVcBnjs) Cambodia No.512608863
>>512598728 (OP)
We've been talking about this since sort of thing (obviously with different presidents) since I was using mIRC back in the early 00s, and most likely before that too.
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512608973
>>512608838
yea, of course im going to have lots of distant relatives, im not denying that. im just implying that my distant relatives would've been the peasant class and obamas/trumps/george washington/etc distant relatives would be the royals. do you think peasants get to run for president or prime minister?
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512609061 >>512609149 >>512609573
>>512608838
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512609149 >>512609304 >>512609573
>>512609061
I get the impression you are brown because this really isn't that complicated
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512609304 >>512609713
>>512609149
lol turdeau is blood relative to king henry, obama is blood relative to king henry, gerorge washington is blood relative to king henry, they are all great^x grandsons. you are the one that fails to grasp this...
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512609573
>>512609149
>>512609061
see how pierre is the 23rd great grandson of king henry, that means if we follow the chain of grandparents, eventually we get to king henry.
Anonymous (ID: Pg0BatKi) United Kingdom No.512609713 >>512609778
>>512609304
Henry III had 5 official children, although it is claimed he had 3 others that he didn't marry
One of his sons, Edward I went on to have 17 children.
His daughter Margaret had 3 children
His daughter Beatrice had 6 children
His son Edmund had 4 children
Their last child Katherine died at three years old
So there are *at least* 30 branches from Henry III
Anonymous (ID: P4laD+iP) Canada No.512609778
>>512609713
yea which makes sense because a lot of presidents are distant cousins because if you follow their grandparents, it reaches to king henry
Anonymous (ID: OixZU42x) United States No.512609980
>>512598728 (OP)
*Head bobbing intensifies*
Depends on how much you like shitty food, shitty movies, and shitty people
Anonymous (ID: 78VEen2w) United States No.512610064
>>512602393
im no kin to the moneky
the monkey is no kin to me
i dont know about your ancesetors
but mine didnt swing from a tree