Thread 512602247

Is eating out a scam?

i would eat her out if you know what i mean

>>512602278
She has tattoos. Do you want STDs or something?

>>512602247 (OP)
i scam my wife daily

>>512602247 (OP)
I just got on a date yesterday , paid 500$ with tip , and at the end the bitch told me it was fun and all but she he wished me good luck , so I fucked the waitress instead

>>512602247 (OP)
Eating out women is not a scam. She will cum easier when you fuck her.

>>512602247 (OP)
Ironically, the more upscale the restaurant, the less of a scam it is.

>>512602247 (OP)
I eat out or order from outside at least twice a day for the past 5+ years now. But yeah doing it with women is a waste of time becaues they wanna talk and not eat. I think most restaurants want to deliver nowadays and not worry about people sitting at a table. It makes everything much easier.

>>512602361
Paid with tip? I'm surprised you even had that thing still.

Depends on the price. The mega wealthy tend to eat simple hamburgers, whereas the wealthy but not wealthy enough eat deconstructed hamburgers.

>>512602247 (OP)
why does she have the map of israel tattooed on her arm?

>>512602247 (OP)
>1pbtid
>Stupid ass question
>Slide thread
>Memeflag
>Lust provoking image
Anyone that bumps this shit is a retarded faggot nigger r*ddit refugee and should promptly kill themselves.

>>512602361
it makes me happy seeing kikes getting kike'd from kikes

>>512602306
>Do you want STDs or something?

Uh yes I do.

Sucking
This
Dick

And yeah eating out is an overpriced scam. It's a hassle.

>>512602247 (OP)
I once brought s girl to a pretty important and highbrow affair.
She worse a tight black and white dress like this - with a hole in the centre so you could see her cleavage just like that, and also one on her hip.
thankfully she had no tattoos.

never would have asked her if i'd known she was going to dress like that.

Eating out is GENUINELY a big scam just to keep women happy and give them bullshit to flaunt on their social media feeds. It exists for women to smirk at other women and make them feel inferior.

So much of modern society is explained by it all being a way for women to claw at and antagonize other women without resorting to physical violence.

>>512602723
>She worse a tight black and white dress
she wore

Its more economical if no one has kitchens and food just comes from centralized factories once a day they get delivered by a truck that serves the entire block, also no need to travel to a supermarket

>>512602361
In reality your waitress went home to her black bull and your date went home to her black bull.

eating out

why do women care so much about eating out? it's such an annoyance....

>>512602571
Looks more like Crete

>>512602247 (OP)
>tattoos
definitely a scam unless she pays full tab

>>512602278
>cleaning out a whore's snatch
you disgusting simp scum

>>512602278
What does this mean

>>512602980
A literal hotdog.

>>512603097
Cretan archers and Rhodian slingers, amirite

>>512602980
This one has to be some kind of amateur porn or something. I know its super old, I saw it long ago. But it just makes no sense. She is too nonchalant and who the fuck puts condiments on someone else's hotdog?

>>512602247 (OP)
yes, stay inside and eat potatoes

snacking at work

>>512602247 (OP)
Women are scammers

>>512602247 (OP)
Eating out is for poor people who can't afford a pleasant home. Same with people who hang out in cafes, bars, even parks.
Being poor becomes a rip off when you have to pay just to be under a roof or get some food and drink or internet connection perhaps.

The people with the worst homes are the morons who push the most to go out and spend as much time wasting trivial money and pretend they are enjoying themselves.

>>512602247 (OP)
Only luxury restaurants are a scam

>>512603673
Toxoplasmosis. Stay away from cats.

>>512603778
Cooking and cleaning are for slaves.

>>512602278
enjoy your throat cancer

>>512602306
>She has tattoos. Do you want STDs or something?
As a breast man I gotta say that those are prime tits. Might be worth the risk. But yea, the tats take away a couple points at least.

>>512603986
>As a breast man
You can just say that you're in a retirement home, it's not going to bother any of us.

>>512602247 (OP)
>Scam?
Mostly yes.
Also tipping culture is retarded.

economy is ruined. there is no reason to eat out ever unless you are trying to impress a woman on a date, which is mandatory i think. paying >$50 just for a basic 2 person meal at a restaurant these days. and she will think your cheap if you dont spend into the $100s on her every date.