Thread 512603195

>work as nursing assistant in a hospital
>observe how to perform as a nurse by watching colleagues
>fake certification to apply for nursing position
>do such a great job as a nurse they promote you
>some bitter Karen who spent 100,000 dollars in private school college tuition to hoe it up for four years and obtain the official “nurse” title by taking a bunch of quizzes only to end up as your subordinate gets jealous, finds out about your certification status, and reports you

The fake nurse seems like the based one here. She did the job even better than her colleagues who put themselves in 100,000 dollars of debt just to be able to sit for the easy ass licensing exam (91% of the country passes it the first time, you aren’t special for passing it, LMFAO) . We used to train surgeons, who are much more skilled laborers than nurses, by apprenticeship anyway, KEK.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-charged-allegedly-treating-thousands-people-fake-nurse.amp

>>512603195 (OP)
Yea the issue isn't skills, it's liability. You can thank jews for that one.

>>512603195 (OP)
>easy ass licensing exam
except she failed her exams.

>>512603195 (OP)
Nursing is the official occupation of trashy single moms with tattoos and smoke marb reds and post on facebook about how they got their life back on track

>>512603195 (OP)
Certification mill are mostly scams. Before the Rockefellers standardized the profession there were a lot more schools of medicine, practice was more diverse and not drug intensive

>>512603333
I have a few family members who are sadists or enjoy abusing people who work in healthcare.

It's worse than you could ever imagine.
They have god complexes where someone who sweeps the floor at a hospital, in their eyes knows more about building houses, than someone who actually builds houses for a living and always default to this sort of belief in arguments.

>Well so and so works at the hospital and said x is true, so you must be lieing.

Also alot of meangirls from highschool all went into nursing. So lol.

>>512604096
Dumb sluts become nurses, dumb assholes become cops.

>>512603195 (OP)
I faked my law qualifications and make about 300 aud per hour without breaking a sweat, but the job itself is a bitch.

I also commit welfare fraud and use the money to help Whites in need.

So sue me. I don't give a fuck.

>>512603195 (OP)
Same with doctors. Any dumbass with a chatGPT account can be one. Issue is liability

>>512603317
This. In the 30's all you needed to be a nurse was a high school degree and they just taught you on the job.

>>512603195 (OP)
"Nursing" is the new hairdressing.

>>512603355
>and not drug intensive
Oy vey. Where are the profits?

>>512606081
>Oy vey. Where are the profits?

>>512604998
Of all the things I hate boomers for it is this. They hoarded the knowledge and only made accessible through their own institutions that required an arm and leg to obtain. EVERYTHING needs a goddamn certification now When 80% of what you study for doesn't even apply to the day to day job.

Fuck boomers.

Big Medicine is a racket. It always was. The Certification Mafia are greedy jews and toxic to the National heatlh.

>>512603195 (OP)
>Based fake nurse proves how easy the job is

Im just going to assume you have to take tests to know what not to administer to a patient to kill them. Then I assume there are math stuffs so you dont overdoes the patient and give them the wrong measured dosage. This is something that you would and should have to study for.

Now without "quality control" nurses will twerk on their unconscious patients.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFLuASqOgFp/