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KEK? NOT ON MY WATCH. THERE ARE STILL HYHYLS TO KILL. FINISH THE JOB.

>>512604906
>your information is incorrect and outdated
How so?

i fail to see the benefits of this meeting for russia and putin. drumpf has everything to gain, especially his precious bragging rights. every day he's openly lying about numbers and making fun of russia, even as we speak as the meeting is being prepared. talking about le ending wars and acting like a negotiator when his judeo entity is an active side in the war.
trump to gain: everything
putin to gain: nothing
this is just one big humiliation ritual. you've been duped once again kek

>>512604862 (OP)
>Wrong link to previous thread
O N E
J O B

>>512580823
Ит ic oвep... Trump forced putin to prostrate himself before Trump in his nemesis's territory and probably make him plead for an extension of the SMO.
Why did putin go to the length of humiliating himself just to divert from the epstein client list?

Will meet her this afternoon, 6-7 PM or maybe even later, i want the mood to be perfect.

Wish me luck folks, and always remember, troll the haters

>>512604862 (OP)
Total hohol death! The ukraine must be impregnated

>>512604975
usa withdrew army which controlled oil fields for example

>Trump's envoy Witkoff misunderstood Putin: he thought that Russia was going to leave the Zaporizhia and Kherson regions. In fact, Putin said that Ukrainian troops should leave there — Bild, citing sources.

>Zelensky spoke out against the American deal and said that Ukraine will not cede its territories to Russia

>>512604975
You are bulgarian, it is a known fact all us balkan posters make their computers out of dried baklava and rakija bottles

>>512604862 (OP)
thanks fat furry you saved /chug/

>Steve Witkoff, Donald Trump's special envoy, misinterpreted Putin's statements regarding ceasefire conditions. - Bild
>US President Donald Trump's special envoy, Steve Witkoff, "misunderstood" Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. He thought Russia was going to abandon it's offensive in the Zaporizhia and Kherson regions. In fact, Putin said that Ukrainian troops should leave these territories.
I raughed. At least 2 geriatrics can have some heart to heart conversation in alaska, that'll achieve absolutely nothing but hyhyl and europeon seething.

>>512605062
COME WITH NEW COPE
HOLY SHIT
I AM SO TIERD OF YOU RECYCLING OLD COPES LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED
BANG BANG BANG
NEW COPE

chug deserves better shills

Chuddah bros, we're eating good.

Regarding US-Russian Negotiations

>1. The US CANNOT be negotiated with - no matter what "leverage" anyone including Russia "thinks" they have over the US - the US only seeks space and time to reassert itself - no level of betrayal is beneath them (for more information please see: Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran, Minsk 1, Minsk 2, every arms control treaty the US ever signed, etc)
>2. The ONLY way for multipolarism to prevail is to create a world that forces the US into first - isolation economically and diplomatically, as well as containment militarily where its military has no possible means of fighting and winning through conventional, nuclear, hybrid, or other means and remains confined to US borders INDEFINITELY
>3. The US and all means of influence, coercion, and capture must be displaced/isolated until the special interests - corporations/financial institutions driven by a deep supremacist mindset collapse and are swept away by alternative interests in the US who genuinely seek to work constructively with the rest of the world - ZERO such interests exist in any significant degree in the US at the moment - this will take a generation or more, if it is even possible
>4. The rest of the world dreams of normality and returning to the "status quo," but as the US has demonstrated with Ukraine, Iran, Syria, Libya, Iraq, and its growing confrontation with Russia and China directly - the interests running the US are only getting more desperate and dangerous - they will NEVER - accept defeat or compromise
>5. Any decision made by Moscow or Beijing or anyone else in regards to the US believing somehow the multipolar world has a seat at whatever table US interests rule from and will eventually be respected and accepted by these interests - are likewise dangerously delusional and will lead their people, and possibly the entire planet to ruination

1/2

>>512605309
....

>6. We can only hope that Moscow and its allies understand all of this - and are only dragging their feet to buy time and manipulate the US in turn - that this is their own version of uncompromising insistence on a better world in the same way the US insists on destroying it
>7. Unfortunately, I have met far too many people who constantly fall for Washington's game of musical chairs through elections, the perception that the White House or Congress make decisions, that the people running US policy are reasonable and that they and their "allies" (proxies/client states) are guided by self-interest rather than deep, supremacist ideology and blind greed that short-circuits everything up to and including self-preservation

Because of these deep misconceptions across the multipolar world, strategy to deal with the danger US special interests pose constantly and consistently falls far short and repeatedly ends in failure and all the tragedy that comes with it.

>>512605062
wouldnt it be funny if they arseted putler

>>512605266
he posts something baZed from time to time

>>512605184
>>512605242
>ok you need to surrender ukranny (repeated on end for 2 or 3 years)
>nooooo I misunderstood you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CLOWN SHOW

>Shocking site revealed: Ukrainian children are traded in Russia

>On the site presenting adoptive children, children can be filtered on the basis of different characteristics, such as age, sex and eye color.

>Russia has created a database online where it offers Ukrainian children for adoption, says the Ukrainian organization Save Ukraine. In the database, children can filter on the basis of different characteristics, such as age, sex and eye color.

>Among other things, The Times, Euro News and Bild.

>According to the organization, a profile has been created for almost 300 children. Profiles include the child's image, age and short presentation text.

>Several demonstration texts emphasize the courtesy and respectful use of children towards adults.

>According to Bildi, a child is described as a "conflict, social and hard-working" child who is interested in sports and has "strong leadership properties".

>On the site, children are called orphans or without parental care remains.

https://www.bild.de/news/ausland/russland-bietet-entfuehrte-ukrainische-kinder-online-an-6895c006204e050eae2334c2

illegal and unprofessional child trafficking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEnyfnXxi44

Russians walked into a trap by the Ukrainians and ended up with absolutely no escape. The Ukrainians destroyed all of them!

>>512605062
Does lying come natural to you

>>512605184
>>Trump's envoy Witkoff misunderstood Putin: he thought that Russia was going to leave the Zaporizhia and Kherson regions. In fact, Putin said that Ukrainian troops should leave there — Bild, citing sources.
Giving up the land corridor to Crimea would have been self inflicted defeat

>>512605339
>ETHNIC GENOCIDE IS BASED
>WHAT NOOOOOOO NOT AGAINST ME THO

Play stupid games play stupid prices i guess

i have like 9770580 RUB from inheritance
what is the best way to spend? btc?
help me russbros

btc?open business? build dacha in kazan?

putin better have some 5d chess up his sleeve

>>512605309
>>512605321
this is straight up impossible considering how globalized world is

>>512605054
i was in a hurry!

>>512605386
>TURK ALERT
TURK ALERT
>TURK ALERT
TURK ALERT
>TURK ALERT
TURK ALERT

>>512605386
M-masaka... The famous Mousetrap?!

>>512605438
paypal me

>Ukraine did not give official permission for Putin and Trump talks

>This information appeared on the website of the Office of the President of Ukraine.

>"Ukraine does not give official consent to any negotiations of third parties that may concern the discussion of the territorial integrity of the sovereign state of Ukraine," - statement of the OP

>>512605438
https://www.uaz.ru/cars/classic

>>512605438
Move to usa
Or
Buy sp500
Stacking up gold tho

>>512605438
chug bux

>>512605365
>hyhyl trading game
What's the meta deck?

>>512605179
From some oil fields, the ones up there in the north, which are safe. It's nickel-and-dime shit for them as always. The ones they gave up, they transferred to the SDF after scrapping sanctions. They'll prop up the regime with them in a state of 'controlled chaos', or whatever that Jew wrote in that white paper from a couple of months ago.

>>512605386
btw turk can you tell me how its late summer but ground looks like early/late winter?
surely you are not lying again?

>>512605438
Put em on deposit and fuck off from your wage cage.

>>512605480
It's okay, everyone makes mistakes.

I'm about to fuck up today so whatever you did will be forgetten

>>512605510
Z-zelensky-sama....

I can't prove it, but I think there might be a hohol among us...

>>512605484
THis is from Turan Yasar an elite journalist

what is putin thinking accepting that meeting with the neocohens
their propaganda to this point has been that it's putin alone that caused the war and they're notorious for believing their own bullshit

>>512605323
He'd deserve it for trusting a united statesian

By the way. What of good oldie tariffs and sanctions that would totally work and buck break the economy? Surely the graciously given time is up and no ceasefire. Where 500% tariffs at?

>>512605438
Always real estate. Although if you are in a major city that's a dinky sum.

>>512605510
myth of a consensual carving up of vassal states
is there someone you forgot to ask?

>>512605438
Buy real estate.

>>512605564
chaos is same as assad. if they dont control region various groups can do whatever the fuck they like. like fiting missiles into jews which they did. or smuggling weapons to hesbolah and hamas which they did.

BROS, is it truly gonna be over? Someone pls hold me. I'm terrified of ((peace)).

>>512605062
>"putin cucked hard lmao"
>zlensky rejects the offer for some reason and he gets butthurt about it
How does your low IQ brain even works, pedokraut?
If putin "cucked" so hard why the kike didnt take the offer? Why is the kike so butthurt?

Probably for the same reason you have a 4 hour comp of hohols being kidnapped despite your magical K/D

>>512605438
Go to Sber and let them manage the money for you, they will probably be able to recommend a suite of investment products or deposit opportunities and explain to you the varying risk to return ratios.

>https://www.sberbank.com/ru/person/contributions/deposits/vklad
>https://www.sberbank.ru/ru/person/investments

Remember -- a bank deposit is safer than a bond, a bond is safer than a stock, and stocks are the most risky form of investment, and cryptocurrency even riskier than that.

I would either put the money in a high-yield savings account, invest in a money market fund or bank certificates of deposit, or go for Russian or Chinese government bonds.

>>512605510
Thats what huffing farts and copium from yuro's ass does to a mf.

>>512580823
>flag
Geez
I wonder who could be behind that flag
>canada has the biggest hohol diaspora in the world
As always
Hohol patriots are NOT in the glorious ukranda for some reason, and they dont wanna go back (just like how r/uhg newfags wont go back to r*ddit)

>>512605765
no

>>512605560
cannibalism meta

>>512605560
i got a rare prismatic shturmoslav

>>512605654
Hyhyls and nafoniggers were the only ones who bought into tariffs from hell.

>>512605365
adoption of children is... le bad?

>>512605841
>no
So why are they meeting? What's gonna come out of this? What does the Russian media say?

>>512605826
goreleaf buckbroken by ukraine flag??? i always knew we are so powerful

>>512605811
>Remember -- a bank deposit is safer than a bond
lol
lmao
bank deposit is most unsafe form of investement cos jews can default at any times
sorry goy your money are gone!

thd firmly remains the centerpiece of the menu. good.

>>512605765
It's not happening. Ukraine will accept nothing and cry for a 30 day ceasefire, which ain't going to happen

>>512605830
You phoneposting while going to the countryside? Based, man.

T*lmud denounced
TND
TKD
THD
TMD
TTD
TGD
TJD

>>512605939
>So why are they meeting?
tatrics to keep dolan in power in the usa since hes retarded
>What's gonna come out of this?
nothing
>What does the Russian media say?
mutts lie, THD

>>512605982
mutts will finally be fed up with jewlensky and kill him probably

>>512605982
>ukraine says
kek'd
>>512606022
my popcorn is ready.

>>512604862 (OP)
Surely monkey isn't dumb enough to actually go to Alaska right? Right???

>>512606080
he is but he will probably bring dead hand with him

>>512605977
Putin has a chance to completely wreck the US neocon narrative that has been shaping Trump's mind. It would be a big loss for Rubio and Graham.

>>512605990
I was summoned
Someone asked for cute and funny posts

Anyways, i better hit the road again
See ya /chud/

>>512606152
See you, buddy. Post cool pics from laranjal fields if you can.

>>512605761
Not exactly. Syria is a free-for-all buffer zone between Turkey and Israel, where both can operate openly or through proxies, which suits the US as long as they don't get too close to each other. The IAF flew over Syria during the attacks against Iran as if it were its backyard. It never happened like this under Assad's leadership. I view it as a success for the US's foreign policy; Libya 2.0. Even the watermelon salesman got a big dub since it made it possible to BTFO the PKK. And I'm not expecting something worthwhile to come from the IRFS after the recent info from Lebanon.

>>512604862 (OP)
>THD will continue because of agent Z
lmao

>>512604862 (OP)
Thanks for the bread, lil dark princess with eyes.
>>512605438
Get a big volzhanka and live on the rivers, fishing and enjoying life

>>512605953
Correct, if shit hits the fan then theoretically bonds will be payed out first before bank deposit insurance.

>>512606136
>not meeting on neutral ground
Ngmi

Z
Death to America
AJIRCKA HAIIIA

>>512606247
we all know how it works in reality where jews come first and are given money and goyim given nothing

>>512606274
I consider alaska a neutral ground cos its temporary occupied by mutts

Washington oblast on 17.08.2025 livestream

>>512605953
>>512606247
>theoretically bonds will be paid out first

The bonds are guaranteed by the bank. The bank deposit insurance is guaranteed by the state. If the bank is bankrupt, do you trust the bankrupt bank or the state depository insurance agency to pay you first? In the U.S. when we had a spate of bankruptcies the depositors got their money back in a few weeks 1:1, for bondholders that process can take years and be at a reduced value.

That bank deposits are lower risk than bonds is a simple statement of fact because bonds are not backed by the full faith and credit of the state.

>>512606425
Alaska is absolutely useless though.

I'm surprised the americans bought it at such an expensive price (most likely to cock block canada)

I'd buy alaska for a pack of bubble gum max

>>512605893
i'm guessing adoption based on characteristics. because everyone can now just filter "dark skin", "brown eyes", "black hair", "troublesome (nigger-like) behavior" etc out. they want everyone to be completely blind and adopt ukrainian nigger rape babies.

>>512606497
absolute geostrategical dumbass

>>512605893
In islam it is.

Because mohammeds adopted son made mohammed look weak, so mohammed sent him to a suicide mission getting him killed and married his widow.

And ever since then, adopting has been taboo in muslim countries

>>512606497
>unfettered access to the north sea is le bad
what

HARDEN YOUR HEART OH PUTIN INCREASE YOUR ATTACKS

Z

>>512606144
>you see donald, in 4000bce mykola peremogiyiv were inventing first pizda...
he will bore dolan to death

>>512606462
>The bonds are guaranteed by the bank.
No, government bonds are guaranteed by the central bank. Big difference.

>>512605450
globalized world is over though. it's shattering as we speak, and the kikes are panicking and preparing to escape.

>>512606497
>I'm surprised the americans bought it at such an expensive price (most likely to cock block canada)
That actually was the reason at the time.

>>512606634
Let Putin sperg out in peace, man. Sperging about history feels so good.

>>512606571
What does alaska offer though?

There are some southern regions which are habitable sure but 90% is tundra.

Not to mention, if russia never sold it, the cold war would've made alaska a hotbed of cold war politics, similar to taiwan and china right now, with russian alaska being the last remnants of the white army while the reds occupied the rest of russia

There's a reason america and russia never trouble over alaska, it's just opening up issues over land that's a liability instead of a contribution, even americans forgets alaska as a state sometimes lol

>>512606609
Cool, you have bigger maritime borders now, great.

Thing is, russia is in brics, it's priority is oriented southwards, once again, useless trouble

i am so bored by this
could orange cuck fuck off already and start piss between his handlers and gaza

>>512605078
Don't you think that confessing is a better strategy than asking out?

>>512605438
Buy me a new Buchanka with nice offroad tires. And pay an Ukie to drive it to my door.

>we'll see fatso of kyiyiv getting mobilized after all
Grim.

>>512605449
5d chess is maybe he (russia) gets guarantees (from kikes and mutt and/or the eu slaves ) whatever hotting up proxy war mutt dragging puccinyan and the roach kike slave onto iran front door wont involve russia...Another syria situation will start there, the jewlani retarded goons gonna get airlifted there.

>>512606815
Girls don't take well to confessions it seems.

You have to play it cool and smart, start warming her up and getting her interested in you, very rarely do couples outright say "i love you"

It's all about dating, if you reach a 2nd or 3rd date, the game is already won but you still have to play it for a while longer

>>512606634
>4000bce
monke would never use "bce"

>>512606927
>Believing any guarantee from the NATO
Lol, some might even say kek

>>512606944
This is not true. Everytime I did it, they liked me back. Just be true to yourself instead of strategizing things like people say that “cool and smart works” or whatever.

Ate hohols
Ate monke
Ate cucks
Ate niggers
Ate memeflaggots
Ate clusters

Luv pelmeni
Luv Mistress Remilia
Luv be siscon
Luv energy drinks
Luv posting Momoi
Luv running with 6 inch HE twinkies

>>512607113
I guess it's more of a brazil thing, here in albania women are wild.

I'm not saying you're wrong, you guys just have a different dating method i guess, you're lucky too, i don't want to play 80D chess everytime i want to ask someone out

go based zelensky go! get every hohol!

It is cemented. Russia and the US will agree to a ceasefire in exchange for the US pulling out of Europe and towards Asia.

>>512607208
She's not “women”. She's the girl you're in love with for years. And people don't have different dating methods. It's exactly the same normalcattle shit: asking out and having an interest instead of allowing yourself to fall.

>>512605449
>5d chess
Yeah, takes a real genius to say no.

>>512607020
It is that retarded really, since mutts most likely dragged the global bullshit they created all along into the ukrainian issue negotiation, and its all for kikes.And with kikes guarantee that comes, putin/russia will most likely believe it more to hold. You can see this in how the kike involved in gaza, witkoff is now handling this.

>>512605184
>Ukraine will not cede its territories to Russia

what do we do now?

>>512607518
We post anime girls.

>>512607518
find gf
start family

>>512605811
If i were in america
I would just buy ETF vanguard 75%
And bitcoin 25%

Dont trust bond/bank

>>512605438
If you're Christian you have a calling to charity. That being stated the suggestions itt are pretty good. Maybe gold to hold value, have you thought about investing in a company? You're set for life if you spend it well.

And buy a chaika, or import a Hongqi from China.

>>512607287
>cemented
concreted even

>>512607518
>what do we do now?
Beg monke for nukes

>>512606645
A government bond is the one exception but all other bonds are more dangerous than bank deposits covered by deposit insurance.

>>512605290
That trip into the branches lol

>>512605242
>Steve Witkoff, Donald Trump's special envoy, misinterpreted Putin's statements regarding ceasefire conditions. - Bild
(((Witkoff))) said something to Putin that got him to the negotiating table.
Now we are witnessing the Americans backtracking on what they said to Putin.
It's just like they put out in the media that it was going to a trilateral meeting including Zelensky, which was not agreed to, and then walked it back when called out by the Russians.
Now we have Witkoff claiming that he misunderstood the Russians and believed that they were offering to withdraw from Zaporizhzhia and Kherson instead of the Ukrainians.
The Americans are lying to get Putin to the table.

>>512606922
he needs to set up fire to the (z)rada and start making speech about how hyhyls want total war
>DO YOU WANT THD LARGER AND MORE RADICAL THAN EVEN BEFORE???

>>512607518
The same thing we do every day. Absolutely nothing.

Armenia is US soil now
Good job Pootin

>>512607001
>bce
I understand enough Russian to know that this means “all”, but the meaning of 4000all still escapes me.

>>512605242
This would kinda explain why the Western press always talks about ridiculous scenarios (like ceding ZNPP) whereas our officials never change their tune at all. Witkoff could just be a complete retard.

>>512607731
Personally, I believe that the whole thing has already been decided behind the scenes. There's no way two heads of state waste their time or reputation meeting unless all points have been worked out beforehand.

The rumors of a misunderstanding are just low-level Ukrainian desinformatsya and it's therefore no surprise they came out of the long discredited Euro-Ukrainian intelligence organ "Bild".

>>512607771
before common era, nigga how dumb are you

>>512607810
>Witkoff could just be a complete retard.
well he IS a dirty rotten kike

>>512607849
>common

Just had to contemplate how utterly retarded open mass battles are.
What's the limit in terms of numbers where your battle becomes retarded? There probably is such a number.
Below which you actually fight for something, and above which the soldiers are just random retards with no real stake in the outcome.
I feel like this may be a metric that has not yet been evaluated in this context.
It's really not hard to see how two armies of 20000 men meeting and fighting until one side decides to 360 and walk away is retarded. It's basically a drunk brawl on an elevated scale.

>>512607821
>There's no way two heads of state waste their time or reputation meeting unless all points have been worked out beforehand.
Like when Trump and Zelensky met? In fact I suspect the plan is to do the same to Putin, including using Vance as a pitbull again.

>>512607821
This.
All of eastern Ukraine + Odessa.
Agent Z and the Europenis will of course refuse and THD will continue until the planned partitioned of Ukraine between eastern states.

what happens there

>>512605266
>>512605387
>I AM SO TIERD OF YOU RECYCLING OLD COPES
What? No, this is breaking news, putin agreed to meet Trump 15tg August
>>512605766
>If putin "cucked" so hard
They even meet on former Russian soil they ceded for a penny.
>>512605766
>Why is the kike so butthurt?
He still pretends to be the president, so naturally he oposes everything that will hurt Ukrainian sovereignty

>>512608064
Big explosions I suppose

>>512607810
To anyone with a brain it was obvious that is the demand being made by the west.
They then have the media spread this demand as if it's a concession already accepted by Russia for propaganda reasons.

>>512608064
>Kempinh Na
Is that Vietnamese?

ngl
i have no trust in monke

>>512608064
>what happens there
Porkroast

>>512608110
Bidenov?

>>512605438
BTC but wait until the next crash which will probably be either later this year or next year.
Bottom is usually 1 year after the top

Z!
>talmud: denounced
>>512604862 (OP)
Thanks for the bread, baker!

>>512608109
sino-hoholese

>>512608041
Makes me real curious what his angle would be. What does Russia have anyone to thank for? Don't even have to say thanks for Lend Lease, because western allies did that in their own interest of survival only.

>>512608064
360 degree operation (not encirclement)

>>512606922
You mean umerov?

>>512608005
yes bce is a pozzed abbreviation for the pozzed term "before common era" that faggots use intead of B.C.

>>512606701
Yup. Seward's Folly. Until they found gold and oil.

>>512608210
>What does Russia have anyone to thank for?
Brittany

>>512608093
you must be jewish or a turk
can jew bw a turk?

>>512608349
>can jew bw a turk?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6nmeh

>>512605510
> Ukraine did not give official permission for Putin and Trump talks

>Putin said 'Wherever a Russian soldier sets foot, that's ours,'
>Putin is the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and a former military man himself
>Putin will set foot in Alaska
g-guys...

>>512608101
Reminds me of how the news about USSR ceding Ukraine to the Reich as the essential breadbasket were spread across Europe shortly before the invasion

>>512608275
It's fair considering Jesus was born in 4 BCE or so, not in 1 BCE or 1 CE, or even AD, because not only is it a reetcon, they also made a culculation error.
Also problematic that there is no year 0. As such you might as well use jewish years.
>5785 years since the creation of the world
Or literally any other number.
>Reiwa 6

>>512608275
I had to double check because I was convinced it stands for "before current era" and now I'm wondering why the Polish equivalent "przed naszą erą" translates to "before our era"

So, the "peace summit" is a big nothing burger because Zelenkike and the EU ghouls say the ukraine can't give up it's clay.
Great opportunity for Trump to pull away support, but we all know he won't.
The more worrying situation is the Azeris giving NATO access to the Caspian Sea.

>>512608177
360 degree operation

>>512608390
I remember when Ukraine was having it's talks with the EU about a ceasefire without consulting Russia. Somehow it's not fair now.

>>512606237
>that pic
I wonder why Mr. 40 yr old sausage fingers felt so confident in posting that.
>>512608064
Considering it seems to be a heavily-forested area (unless arty did such a good job that's not true anymore), how realistically enforcable is this encirclement, actually?

>>512608041
Zelensky was a willing participant in the clown show. If recent revelations about Luka's role in all of this are true, it has been in the pipeline for months. They got all of it sorted to the last details, or at least the initial phase.

>>512607821
>Euro-Ukrainian intelligence organ "Bild".
It's a mutt mouthpiece

Trump may have had enough of jewlensky

>>512606922
The funny thing is Trump could have easily ended this war in a week by just cutting this kike off from weapons and funds. Fastest conflict end you would have ever seen. I can't tell if agent z understands this or not.

>>512606922
>Agent Z seeks THD while Agent Krasnov seeks peace
>Agent Z is more popular.
THD it is.

>>512608461
I see it as a make or break moment for Trump. He either realizes he's getting played by hawks, or he caves 100% to them.

>>512607821
>Personally, I believe that the whole thing has already been decided behind the scenes.
You would think so. But this time I don't know.
I tend to agree with the anon above about Trump boxing himself in with ladybugs 500% bonecrushing sanctions against some of the most populous and fast growing economies in the world. He had to make it appear like he was making progress with the Russians. He sent Witkoff to Russia to promise Putin the moon and the stars to get him to the table and is now lying, walking back, and planting media spin stories to make it appear that the Russians are begging to capitulate.
I kinda understand Putin playing along as Biden and the Europeans have been completely ignoring him up to now and this summit goes someway towards re-establishing diplomatic channels. Were outright refusal may damage any hope of future rapproachment.

>>512608489
You think they will begin to eat bark on trees or what?

>>512607821
You’re not wrong. This doesn’t happen between countries until it’s been agreed in principle through the back channels. The “negotiations” are to formalise what has been decided on. If they haven’t agreed they will still do the meeting then claim “talks broke down”

>>512608660
Nah he's a neocohen now

>>512608446
We say it the same way "дo нaшeй эpы" and the change occurred throughout the 1920s-30s mass education efforts

>>512608727
>now

>>512608491
So who takes agent z out back and Clinton's him? Luka or Trump?

>>512608718
>This doesn’t happen between countries until it’s been agreed in principle through the back channels.
It does though

>>512607849
Bro, don’t you know your own language? Bce = all.

>>512608727
I can't read his mind. But even if he is, Putin can exploit this opportunity to make everyone see that Ukraine is a puppet state ran by a dictator with perma emergency powers and absolute control over all government branches.

>>512608851
Actually it means "it's over"

>>512605386
>400lbs

>>512607821
> desinformatsya
Please stop, for fuck's sake

>>512607518
Same thing we do every night pinky,we shitpost

>>512608761
Luka's eyeing retirement. Time for Russia to absorb Belarus.

>>512608853
I doubt Putin gives a shit about exposing Zelensky as a dictator. Everyone knows this, and those who don't will only believe when western msm is allowed to push the story.

>>512607518
draw cute redneck elf

>>512609000
Optics, optics, optics.

>>512608853
Pretty sure press gangs in the street already show that easily enough. Any retard could Beat him in an election at this point.

>>512607821
its really hard to believe that retards can get in power and deicde for you isnt it?

>>512608604
He's convinced the EU will back him even if the US pulls out.

>>512608041
lmao
agentZ was used by france and england to humiliate the orange cuck
theres no other use for him

>>512609100
Who cares? The EU can't supply him. Never could.

>>512609033
Around gnelves watch yourselves.

>>512609125
These are things Zelensky doesn't understand.

>>512609092
>hard to believe
hard to accpet

>>512609125
neither can us

>Trump Says He Will Meet With Putin in Alaska Next Week
>Mr. Trump also suggested that a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine would include “some swapping of territories,” signaling that the U.S. may join Russia in trying to compel Ukraine to cede land.
What kind of territories would Russia even swap apart from the gains in Sumy and maybe, MAYBE the gains in Harkov?
Picrel is the bare minimum, everything else is cucking out, especially now, when fuckraine is on the verge of collapse.

Ok here's the deal:

1) Ukraine is given security guarantees by Russian federation and the United States of America.

2) Ukraine pledges neutrality.

3) Ukraine promises to reinstitute Russian language as a state language.

4) No more хpюкocтяг - Ukraine must return the zarbimba back to Moscow.

A S K

>>512609147
>elves

DO YOU WANT TOTAL PIG

>>512608349
Everything in that post I made is factual, except for that colloquial penny they paid.

>>512608604
not really
the eu arms hohols equal to mutts
and the eu provides much more funds to them than the us

>>512609147
I love Europe

>>512609211
Sure we can if there's only like 5 ukranains left that's only 5 weapons.

>>512609282
will picrel happen to the pudge of kiev tonight

>>512609345
You aren't making those weapons anon. You pay us we give them to you then you hand them off.

>>512609147
me on the right
>>512609286
imagine the sound of her feet when she runs
pat pat pat pat
>>512609282
should i upgrade my pc even tho nuke kieve tonight

>>512609258
see: >>512605242
Nothing ever happens

>>512609258
Has to be just that.

>>512609258
It has already been confirmed, Russia will recieve international recognition of Lugansk, Donetsk and Crimea and will hand back the rest
>>512609267
Nope, none of this is part of the deal

>>512609438
Most of the EU gibs are promises of tanks by 2050.

>>512609562
>It has already been confirmed,
Is this the new script?

The rentry was updated!!!!!

>>512609562
Mhmmm I'm sure that will happen

>>512609562
>will hand back the rest
No chance of Russia handing back any of the 4 oblasts.

>>512609583
Yeah finding an actual chart with accurate what the fuck was shipped is surprisingly not easy.

>>512609562
>Russia willingly giving up the land bridge
lol. lmao.

>>512609258
Some articles float the idea that Ukraine withdraws from Donbass and Russia stops at the contact line in Zapo and Kherson. I think that's the best-case scenario for the US. What I think might happen is Sumy and Kharkov for the rest of the four annexed oblasts, if the US budges on the more important demands. It's noteworthy that Russia annexed the LPR and DPR as republics, but Zapo and Kherson only as federal subjects.

>>512609282
Dearest, most benevolent Totem of Velocity,
Will i get pulverized on my first ever MMA tournament this september?

>>512608690
>You think they will begin to eat bark on trees or what?
Huh? If you can't enforce the encirclement, supplies (no matter how limited) can still get through, which is why I was asking in the first place.
>>512609286
Is that manga still going? It was quite humorous from the few episodes I read back then.

>>512609679
w-what does that mean...Should I whip my dick out in octagon?

>security guarantees
>pledges
>promises
Piggers will surrender unconditionally and demilitarize or they will die.

>>512609709
>Is that manga still going?
Nyes.

>>512609643
No chart is going to be accurate. Seems pretty evident from counts that Biden under reported what we were sending.

>>512609589
>>512609618
>>512609626
>>512609663
You have become emotionally invested, refusing to accept that compromises must be made and your side is not invincible

>>512609709
Chapter 18 as of July 29th.

>>512609792
The stronger party doesn't make compromises anon.

>Zelensky: "Any decisions against us, any decisions without Ukraine are simultaneously decisions against peace. They will bring nothing. These are dead decisions; they will never work."
>Trump's envoy Witkoff misunderstood Putin: he thought that Russia was going to leave the Zaporizhzhia and Kherson regions
THD back on the menu??

>WITKOFF MADE A MISTAKE?

>Bild: “Trump's special envoy Witkoff is said to have completely misunderstood some of the Russians demands.

>He had misunderstood a ‘peaceful withdrawal’ of the Ukrainians from Kherson and Zaporizhzhia demanded by Russia as an offer to ‘peacefully withdraw’ the Russian army from these regions.”

>-> If you ask me, that’s kinda like Euro-Ukranian way to pull out of the deal and blame Witkoff, but leave Trump innocent.

blunder of the century... it's so yvir

>>512609962
Let me guess...he doesn't speak Russian?

>>512609258
I think that's most likely how it will end.
In a few years the proxy war will resume, but this time ex-hohol states fighting each other.

>>512609562
>It has already been confirmed
And just like that, the smartest somalian retreats into the coping chamber.
>>512609962

>>512609792
We could say the same of you.Funny how you fucks always say that it's russia that has to retreat from occupied regions as a compromise but never that nato would force ukraine to retreat,inadvertendly admiting that you cannot image that NATO could lose this proxy war and that only russia must compromise

>>512609679
>>512609720

>>512609962
I mean a brain dead child could realize that the land bridge is not up for negotiation. I don't even understand how retarded someone would have to be here.

>>512609962
thats complete bullshit, its impossible to interpret phrase
>hyhyls will have to withdrawl from 4 regions
hammered over a year
as
>some regions hyhyls will have to withdrawl form and some russians will

>>512609258
>territory swap
I'm now coming around to the theory that Witkoff told Putin that the US may support all (or most) of Russia's territorial goals for the end of the war
>whole of Zaporizhzhia, Kherson, Donetsk, Luhansk, and Crimea
But that Russia would relinquish their holdings in Kharkov and Sumy.
This is what got Putin to the table.
And now they're walking it back and using media spin to change the terms

>>512610016
Just retarded, I'm guessing.

>>512609562
ugh panicked coping was so fun to observe, keep it coming

>>512609962
>but leave Trump innocent.
doubt it, it will make him look more goofy, generally in Western politics, in the eyes of the masses, it is the Top Guy that takes the blame for the subordinates mistakes (if it was a mistake that is)

Why would Russia stop or slow down? Trump delusionally believes in inverted casualty rates that's the only reason he's doing this.

>>512610101
Depends. They might have done that if sumy wasn't the constant drone attack point on Russia. Years down the road it would be worse. They likely want that gone.

>>512610101
Nah, if reporting is true, then retarded Witkoff thought Russia would pull back from Zappy and Kherson in exchange for Hohols pulling out of Donbas.

>>512606715
Minerals, gold and kingcrabs

>>512610225
Going to be a quick meeting then.

>>512610101
>Western media is trying to do the self-fullfilling prophecy thing again
it's not going to happen just because you want really hard that it does

>>512610225
Witkoff is so easily confused. Next time the US should send an unbiased expert like Kellogg.

>>512610298
Probably be cancelled now.

>>512605506
shut up Zelensky, always looking for DAI...
>>512605438
waste it on whores, the end is nigh

>>512610298
>zelensky vows
Don't they know that lying to goyim doesn't count as breaking the vow?

>>512610101
>Russia would relinquish their holdings in Kharkov and Sumy.
>whole of Zaporizhzhia, Kherson, Donetsk, Luhansk, and Crimea
I believe this too, but hohol not gonna give way zapo (still very huge part of it are hohols) and kherson (the other half). The other half of kherson is already incorporated into russian law right? So russia wont give it back, the river works as a buffer zone too.

>>512609962
>be Bulgarian/Polish Jew
>can't speak russian

many such cases

>>512610366
Well this retard has basically been a negotiating train wreck. Can't imagine why.

>>512605438
I wish my parents werent retarded and I inherited something...
Buy a small (or two) flat in some student city and rape rentoids for life.

Bros, why does putin Insist on Co tinui g to send Russians into their death, when he, after 4 years of massive losses, could grab lpr and dnr and just end immediately the war without sacrificing more Russian and murdering innocent ukrainian brethren?

>>512610225
meeting in alaska? we were thinking you wanted to surrender us alaska?

>>512610157
>generally in Western politics, in the eyes of the masses, it is the Top Guy that takes the blame
That changed with Obama.
The last president who was blamed for the actions of his government was Bush.
Ever since, it's a /k/ope-fest.

>>512610521
>I wish my parents werent retarded and I inherited something...
You did inherit something: their retarded genes

>>512610466
His family is Russian-Ukrainian Jews.

>>512608458
>Invisible™ cope triangle
They couldn't even bomb Frodo with these, despite Iran having MUCH weaker AD than Russia, and had to chimp out impotently with sub-launched Tomahawks instead

>>512610521
Does the state take all your parent's stuff upon their death or something?

>>512609258
Witkyiv misunderstood what Putin meant when he said "withdraw from contested territories"
Picrel will be the real outcome

>>512605952
>Be Ukrainian diaspora in Canada
>Shill for THD
>Spam gore, thinking it helps.
>Thinks Ukraine is just like harry potter
>Ukrainian tells calmly that it's not about good vs evil, but political interests
>"congrats for allienating your allies"
Had to look up >>459394702 It's even funnier with it!

>>512610578
there might be exceptions and Obama was one of them i agree, but with Trump the general rule applies

BTW. If anyone is still interested in what's going on on the ground in Ukraine.
The Ukrainians are attempting numerous border crossings of infantry into Russia in the Bryansk and Kursk regions

>>512610831
>it's not Trump, it's Kushner, who he listens too!
>it's not Trump, the Pentagon lied to him!
>it's not Trump, he just got briefed wrong!
>it's not Trump, the Democratic congress...!
>it's not Trump, he just compromised!
Obama, Trump, Biden, Trump 2 all did the same /k/ope

>>512610448
>The other half of kherson is already incorporated into russian law right?
The entirety of Kherson oblast is

>>512610810
>allies
Pretty sure Ukraine has no allies. Your banker is not your ally.

>>512610882
>sir the russians have koteled us all over the donbas
>make another one

>>512610882
classical human wave assaults in an attempt to disrupt negotiations
never change jewlensky

>>512610805
>Picrel
But we truly cheating...

>>512610918
None of the presidents matter. They are all pawn of the swamp (jews). Red jew or Blue jew, its arbitrary.

And this is how it started
>What do think this guy's cope will be when Trump loses again?

>>512605654
They thought India was going to bend over backwards.

>>512610935
Kek, then its a bigger issue for that oblast in the "negotiation" or what ever coffee talk bullshit we gonna get later.

>>512605086
Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death.

>>512610966
>make another one
>in the same places you got blown out before when you had better men and more equipment

>>512611035
>Russia disqualified from the SMO for doping
MFW

>>512611059
weird, in our social media and newspapers it is solid 90%+ of people claiming that the Ukraine is just about to retake Crimea

furfat we need some bread

>>512608064
Minecraft pocket

>>512610882
But the news say they are launching successful rear strike killing 330 injuring 540 with no losses.

>>512605086
is this nato tech to use civilian cars against frotified positions?

>>512611117
>weird, in our social media and newspapers it is solid 90%+ of people claiming that the Ukraine is just about to retake Crimea
Speaking of that, in YLE's(our state media) comment section that number is almost 100%, coincidentally every comment is pre-moderated before it's posted.

>>512610882
Ukraine is the definition of insanity.

>>512611103
Only part of the negotiation is Ukraine pulling out of it.

Is the baker dead? If no bread at 310, I will bake.

>>512611231
Do Europeans realize not even China is that censored?

>>512610882
bomb hohols

>>512611231
>that number is almost 100%, coincidentally every comment is pre-moderated before it's posted
Amateurs. Ours allow a selected 5% of posts, that are critical towards NAFO, to pass, so it looks like it wouldn't be censored, while it actually is.

And if you are one of the lucky 5%, and some NAFOtard replies some manic bullshit to you, none of your answers will be accepted, to let NAFO have the last word.

Baker s...Status?
Where is the femdom enthusiast Russian anon baker when you need him the most?

NEW BREAD
>>512611467
>NEW BREAD
>>512611467
NEW BREAD
>>512611467
>NEW BREAD
>>512611467

>>512611326
No, they don't.
Go to any thread about Digital Id or Chat Control on >>>/g/ or >>>/int/ and you will find a hundreds posts about how it is alright for Brussels to do this, because others are apparently worse.

>>512609962
(((Witkoff)))