>News

https://news.sky.com/story/hundreds-arrested-in-week-long-crackdown-on-asylum-seekers-working-for-delivery-companies-13408891

Country's fucked. Time to get out

Name the country you are moving to and why

Can we be friends?

stop early baking ffs
really ruins the flow of the threads
wait until at least 290

>>512612393
haiti
want to add voodoo to my cv skills page

>just leave the country goys!
Faggots. You should be moving to a White area to shore up the defences before we purge the brown filth.

>fatty bitchtits doesn't like it when you bake he doesn't
Sad cunt

>>512612546
Stop bennies and I'll stay

Feel like it's too late for me to become a success, I'm 27 with a decent job but life is so boring. Probably should've made more moves back when I was in my early 20s

>>512612428
shut up josh you fat paedo

>>512612546
Everyone leaving should not be allowed back in I say. Imagine if Spaniards just gave up and let muzzies have their country

>>512612428
>>512612548
short bus has arrived
'tarded kids are here
thread's over rbefore it began

>>512612408
Do you still have a foreskin?

>>512612408

How to get a female copper knobber slopper?

that fucking bint
Thats fucked me right off

She did it for her own power over the group.
Get those fucking middle class bints a millions miles away from me

Treason is a thing

Oi you cheeky cunt, you got a loicense to be in the women's section?
A gift for your Mum? Come off it, book em boys he's a poofter innit

>>512612393
North Korea. Mono-culture. Crime free. Highest employment rate. Everyone has housing and food. Jew free. Usury free.

>>512612751
this is literally genocide

>>512612751
based

>>512612408

8pm clap for infinite Deliveroons

What’s the biggest redpilled you found out about the 20th century? For me, it’s finding out that the Jews were turning Germany and France into a transgender and interracial communist shithole countries decades before the nazis even were a thing back then.

>We must instead describe it as a s
Super-Unity which is neither One nor Many and yet contains in an undifferentiated state that Numerical Principle which we can only grasp in it's partial forms as Unity and Plurality.

Trippy

damn dressing gown still and it's almost half two
livin the high life
might have a shower and go get a haircut
>>512612676
you're obsess with him

>>512612955
titanic

Why would a trade union support unchecked immigration?

>>512613037
because they're retards and want to act noble despite being gormless proles

>>512612968
Do you feel like you wasted your life?

Guys, Guys
Hear me out
I know your worried about your futures an things but hear me out.
This is Mohamed,


>now im the mediator
>the power is mine
>wait till i tell my yoonie friends about this

>>512612822
baby steps
first they can't attend a cinema
second they wear a badge to denote themselves at all times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-JqxzioYs

Islam is right about woman
FACT

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdxvkwgh/

fuck why can't i live in spain already

>>512613037
>>512613065
because they're paid to be there

>>512612955
>The Jews made France gay
Do anons really?

>>512613137

>>512612965
>nor does it even (in our sense) exist, for Existence is contrasted with non-Existence and thus implies relationship and distinctions

trippy stuff

>>512613153
They were behind blacks immigrating into France

>>512613137
*Rome was right about women

>>512612965
>>512613182
He was spitting str8 fire

>>512613165
Islam is wrong about woman, In that aspect
Fucking hell

>>512613076
>To think what is true, to sense what is beautiful and to want what is good, hereby the spirit finds purpose of a life in reason.

Di foreign secretary David Lammy cash dem fish wey di Vice President Vance

>>512613548
Is that a cotton plant in the background?

>>512613548
>summon the media for a Queer photoshoot to pretend we're best mates who just love fishing when really we don't even know each other
I fucking hate politicians.

>>512613037
Subversive leftoid homos and females - to the salt mines with the fucking lot of them.

>>512613232
Every idea that came across France ever, from liberty to 'rule of law' to catholicism, they had sex with it. marquis de sade Jean-Jacques Rousseau etc etc
We wash our hands clean off those perverts, not to mention they are going full shariya

>bristol protest finished
What.

>>512613762
Civnat's day out

>>512613754
What a dumb bitch

>>512613548
Is David Lammy really the best person for the job? I kind of feel bad for black people as unless they are clearly brilliant at their job they and others must always have it in the back of their minds that they are a DEI hire.

>>512613754
Oh how I would love to lock her in a hotel room with her Asseyelum seekers

I'm just not going to bother anymore, the council haven't even attempted to fix the hole in the roof of this yoot centre that appeared 3 weeks ago, the same yoot club that I've been spending my own time and energy trying to get off the ground and keep the yoot out of trouble

Sounds a bit racist to me

>>512613754
i'd make her feel safe

>>512613823
there's no way he doesn't know this

>>512613137
>Islam is right about woman

>>512613754
Seriously I can't wait until it kicks off proper and these pussies are getting their heads kicked in

>>512613882
>yoot club that I've been spending my own time and energy trying to get off the ground and keep the yoot out of trouble

Nonce?

>>512613882
Not sure why you are (were) bothering, this place is finished.
If you aren't gathering up as much wealth as you can to get out, what are you even doing??

>>512613823
Anon, the blacks that are DEI hires are too stupid to realise they are DEI hires.

>>512613949
oh fuck sake
I retract that statement, But that fucking speaking has really annoyed the fuck out of me, draped in my fucking flag.

What a fucking piece of shit

>>512613995
Is that you hurrrr I'm going to China to teach TEFL anon..hurrrr ?

Hurry up and fuck off already, we aren't going to miss you.

>>512614162

>>512614162
Bames in the workplace are some of the most gassed up people you'll ever meet.

>>512614289
Jeets are truly incredible. Even the biggest lefties want them genocided within a few weeks of interacting with the pompous low iq scourge. Truly a gift to the west by making everyone racist again.

>>512614289
That's not very inclusive

who was that piece o shit woman, Clearly has aspirations for politics?

>>512614277
>we
Sad cunt

Ever notice how banker rhymes with wanker?

>tv loicencing comes to me door at the hay-chem-o
>"'ave you goh' a loicence?"
>show him my loicence
>"mashallah. rBBC thanks you"
>notice some shite on me window
>the paki upstairs has just thrown curry out his window, blocking me view of the intersection of Sillycock and Shitesmithe
>go outside with ladder and squeegee
>window cleaning loicencing shows up
>"oi, you up theah, 'ave you goh' a loicence?"
>throw him me loicence card
>"ollroight then blud, man's got work to do still"
>squeegee the paki curry that smells like a million arses off me window, can't have an arsey window when the event starts
>everyone shows up for the BBQ, lots of friends and family and their invitees, recognise everyone but one
>we go out into the garden to light the grill
>bloke i don't recognise pulls out a badge
>he's Temporary Event Notice Loicencing
>"'ave yuh goh' a loicence fuh vis heah gahden bahbeechew?"
>oh fuck, i haven't got one, have to stall
>"of course, just come with me into me loicence foiling room. oi've got it foiled somewheah"
>slowly sift frew dosens and dosens of loicences; everyfing from me Eating Mince-Pie on Chrimbo Loicence to me Mul'iple Spoon Owner's Loicence
>"this may take a whoile officah, would you mind just making youhself at home whoile i suhch for it?"
>"afraid i carn't. if you 'aven't goh' a loicence for this Event, oi'll have to fine you 1,233 sillyquavers and 49 bolls, but, the pah'y may continue and oi'll give you a new loicence"
>pay the fine and get it over with
>thank goodness everyone is safe
>God save rNHS

>>512614360

>>512612892
Are there not enough of them here yet? At what point does it stop, or does it just continue indefinitely as the public gradually accepts the boats as normal and the media stops reporting on it?

>>512613076
>Do you feel like you wasted your life?

>>512614375
Put the letter W infront of the anchor emoji on Youtube too.
Take that online censorship.

>>512614162
>Anon, the blacks that are DEI hires are too stupid to realise they are DEI hires.

>>512614450
That anon doesn't realise its not that he's too old, its that he's too white. Its a bames world now.

>>512614448
I actually asked a black girl friend of mine many years ago, back in brexit times when she found out I was a leaver, and I said yeah there's too many immigrants. I asked her how many was enough, she just woudlnt answer the question. I kept saying escalating numbers, 100k a year? 200k, 500k, 1mil, 2mil? She just acted like I was being ridiculous. Most people have no idea of the scale of numbers of people.

>No jeremy you can't suck me off, oh your mouth is going.. jez, jez stop.. i insist you stop, look we can't do this
>oh cmon mark it's just a bit of sucky sucky fun don't be such a prude man
>well.. alright but you musn't stick your finger up 'there', promise me you won't stick your finger up 'there'
>Iii promiiise

>>512614534
>Its a bames world now.

mad how josh posts the same rage bait constantly for literally years and the mods do nothing. even more mad that he exposed himself as the euro flag rage baiter too and acts like it's nothing

>>512614399
Consider doing a story writing course, or at least keep it succinct, if you expect people to read through a post like this

>>512612965
>Super-Unity which is neither One nor Many and yet contains in an undifferentiated state that Numerical Principle which we can only grasp in it's partial forms as Unity and Plurality.

are you a bot?

>>512614277
I really want to visit China, that's so many cities that have millions of people living there that most people have never heard of.

>>512613823
he literally has foreign citizenship lmao

>>512613975
It's being a helpful member of the local community you autistic fuck

>>512614740
Comedy comes in threes, so it's as succinct as it can be. It really would play better in video format though. Probably could do the whole skit in under 45 seconds.

>>512614481
Rebel.

>>512614399
Brit posting on a vpn?

>>512614769
bouncers in latin america call me 'el gringo que doma tigres con su polla' or 'el ultimo vaquero' or simply 'domador de tigres'

>>512613754
I wish she would choose refugees as her preferred company, then we would never have to see her again.

>>512614775
>that's so many cities that have millions of people living there that most people have never heard of.
and that's a good thing? They probably are virtually all the same anyway and soulless.

>>512614355
A few months ago my shitlib sister once went on a rant about how rude jeets were when she worked in retail. Was hoping she was becoming based, but the next day she was moaning about Andrea Jenkyns calling for migrants to be put in tents.

>>512614877
it's the nonce

>>512614984
I think its because they're so smug. "I am brahmin saar". They believe they're racially and genetically superior to everyone else on the planet despite having an average iq in the 70s, on par with sub saharan africans. They have no humility either, so they just openly treat complete strangers like garbage.

>>512614775
>I really want to visit China

that explains this thread

why would this faggot want to visit china while britain is being invaded by muslims?

brit/pol/ is baked by CCP

>>512615034
hope you die this year boggy

>>512613942
as British as fish and chips

>>512615096
Quite lucky to have stopped working in retail in 2012 before bameaggeddon really began.

>>512614602
>black girl friend of mine

jinkies, imagine the smell.

q: what's the difference between black pussy and a bowling ball?

a: you can eat a bowling ball.

>>512615096
>>512614534
>>512614355
>>512614162

pic related is your father?

>>512615034
Which one?
>ducknonce
>horsenonce
>tednonce
>patchnonce
>crynonce
>>512614877
I'm a yank lad. I've just spend enough years in brit/pol/ to understand how things work. By the way, a subtle joke that most won't catch is that the window cleaning license and barbecue license are actually both real. I wanted to include a bit with the also real bin emptying license but it got way too long.

>>512615124
Xinjiang girls are cute

Leftards got crushed in Nuneaton lads

palestine protest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I8AabAK7x4

>>512615174
I spent a year teaching bames english, most of them dont want to learn, they just want bennies. A few of them want to learn but are far too stupid to learn anything past primal grunts, and then there's the even smaller amount that do want to learn and put in effort, achieve it, and probably become productive members of society.
The problem is that last group makes up maybe 1% or less of the bames we import. I'd guess maybe 0.1-0.2%. the other 99.9% are permanent welfare leeches or criminals.

>>512615227
>I'm a yank lad.

yank lad, do you agree that pakis in london who rape white girls must be deported back to pakistan?

Wish I had my own PMC

>>512615214
Anon are you a jeet or something? there's no difference between pakis and jeets other than their religion. They stink like shit, rape a lot, and the pakis run all sorts of criminal enterprises. You all need to go back.

>>512613548
Lammy looks like an ape out of jungle

Jewish
Operatives
Shilling
Homosexually

Go and dilate traitors niggers and ruperts

>>512612408
What a coincidence. I'm currently reading this book and I'm now convinced that most of England is Jewish whether they know it or not.

>>512615126
oh its you. should have guessed when you started giving (you)s to your sock puppet

>>512615214
put him in a tank with a portuguese man of war on ppv
call it munnawar vs manowar
the affairium in the aquarium

OH MY GOODNESS IT'S THE ESTEEMED TITANIC SUB GENERAL BAKER!!!!

>>512615497
You're a retard to boot that sees that stupid faggot everywhere

>>512615561
sure, whatever you say joshy
>doesn't get (you)s on the sock puppet
>provides them himself
>seethes about bogdan
totally not josh.

>>512613165
Turdworld brownoids gunna turdworld.

Its not our job to civilise the brown filth. They always remember it as oppression and h8 us anyway. Let brown do brown stuff and work on keeping them out of whats left of our tiny tiny cunt.

>>512615289
Why don't the anti-racists counter-protest against those vile anti-semites?!
They're calling the anti-migrants nazis but the pro-palestines are literally supporting people who want to wipe out the jews!

shaved
lost 100 mohamedan xp
such is life

>>512615694
you should sleazemaxx it would suit you

>>512615601
Retard nonce obsessed faggot that you are
You have zero friends irl

>>512615786
>still seething about bogdan
>has to have the last reply
you're a fat jewish paedophile

>>512615323
Depends. Are the English going to start killing people? If so, I don't think anyone should be allowed to leave. If it's gonna be a prison island, but you flip the script and shut down the airports and patrol the beaches, the BAMEs can't hide forever. I'd like it if the English just shut down all travel in and out of the country and gave BAMEs no option but death. The manner of death should be appropriate to the facts.
>BAME did a crime + went into hiding = slow and terrible, force fed pig anuses for weeks
>BAME did a crime + turned himself in = gibbets
>BAME didn't do a crime + hides = gibbets
>BAME didn't do a crime + turns himself in = quick and painless
>BAME resists with force = horrific medieval torture methods for as long as possible

>>512615415
>many brown skinned global majorities see the countryside as a White environment
Meanwhile global ethnic minorities such as the English, Scottish and Welsh see cities as negro and jewish consumption environments, unwelcoming to those made in the image of Angels, and an affront to God himself.

>>512615301
>I spent a year teaching bames english

is pic related you?

I wonder what 77th Brigade are up to these days? Feels like they've not been very successful at de-radicalising people lol

>>512612408
You can't trust these

>>512615814
>talking about himself in the 3rd person
Sad bastard

>>512615821
>Are the English going to start killing people? I

The English will start killing pakis like you.

>>512615784
what does it even involve
i want to live sober and it kinda doesn't work
been there done that anyway it's unfulfilling

>Stay Home, Save Lives
>Keep 1 metre apart
>Mask over the nose
>Second wave
>Pop-up vaccination clinics
>Get your booster

>>512616019
>pakis like you.
I'm a yank lad

>>512615972
they took the money (32k a year) and ran, probably running hydroponic banana farms in the bahamas and laundering for the cartels

>>512616071
lmao it's one of our resident paki posters
he has no imagination so resorts to calling people a paki to score points
he's a braindead retard

>>512615814
>>512615601
>>512615497

ah! the paki abdul with portuguese flag who posts 5000 times per hour

kek

>>512616024
never left my pod

>>512616020
just act like mickey rourke in barfly
wear leather, be greasy, hang around student bars
refer to girls as 'little miss'
read lolita on park benches in fingerless gloves

>>512616116
>lmao it's one of our resident paki posters

>>512616181
hehe i doubt that's as effective as it eas in the 90s

>Rules for thee, but not for me
I genuinely had some Karen shelf stacker in M&S say I couldn't pick up a ready meal while she was filling the fridge because it hadn't been left quarantined for 30 minutes.
These people were out of their fucking nut.

>>512615972
They are staffed with traitors and people who necessarily have no investment in the British people (actual British not british on paper) in order to do their job of genocide. Therefore they are staffed with gays trannies oakis and other subhuman filth. So they're also thick as shit.
Their strategy now is just spamming nonsense, literally just trying to drown people out by posts masses of worthless off topic shite. Also add in diversity initiatives and the competency crisis and you have a completely worthless organisation full of genetic detritus capable of nothing more sophisticated than spamming and banning.

libtards are fucking hilarious

>>512612751
They can use the disabled toilet instead.

>>512615972
Shitting up brit/pol

So it was Josh on a VPN replying to himself the whole time. I feel stupid now. Is anything even real anymore.

>>512616279
no we're not

>>512616007
>still seething
>still has to reply
you're a fat, bald jewish paedophile

>>512613548
>LMAO at Lammy Pole fishing
He can't be trusted with a reel he'd be in tangles all day

>>512616368
>you're a fat, bald jewish paedophile

And Josh is actually the paki rage bait poster and he's had a meltdown and stated doing it again. Must've been btfo pretty bad last thread.

Joshleto mad lol
look at him seethe

>>512616338
Josh isn't real, the guy you see in the pictures is just some disabled paedophile, it's hope not hate or similar running distractions, same with copedron and blockpaki, all gleaming shitskin larpers.

>>512615124
Pls gib gf Xi

damn it feels good to go outside and finally not need to wear a jacket

>>512616408
>memeflag
Every time

>Talking about immigration and protests
>Influx of foreign flags, 1pbtid samefagging and josh talk
Clear as day this new JTRIG team.

>>512615972
The latest strategy is convincing us to move abroad. That's all I've been seeing in britpol the last few days.

>53 illegal migrant workers *MIGHT* having their benefits 'looked at'
tiresome

>>512616593
>>512616600
>>512616583
>>512616559

>>512614534
>"This is a bame's world"

>>512616449
it's funny you can have an entire day when he doesn't do it, but then he'll get BTFO or his LARP gets exposed and then he starts up immediately. I busted his LARPs yesterday and he immediately started doing it and all his posts were to me haha but also yesterday he came in with a German flag started calling us all "brit cucks" but then started seething about "bogdan" and "crynonce". I mean there's literally only him that does that. Same as when he screams "newfag" at someone kek. Sad cunt gets BTFO then has a meltdown

>>512616688
Labour wants to give them all UC and housing.

Two days lads

>Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, Prime Minister of The United Kingdom
>Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care
>Professor Chris Whitty, Chief Medical Officer
>Sir Patrick Vallance, Chief Scientific Adviser
>Professor Jonathan Van-Tam, Deputy Chief Medical Officer
>Dr. David Halpern, Chief Executive Behavioural Insights Team
Next slide please

>>512616844
>Two days lads

>>512615415
funny how in their homelands they live like peasants in the countryside until they come here and get mentally broken by modernity

Just look at this bollocks, it's gone into overdrive since the OSA, that can't be a coincidence. This place is unreadable without a dozen filters in place.

Josh has boobies lol

>>512616593
>Every time

>>512616844
>Monday
>8:59
>"has been delayed for another 7 months"

>>512616937
>This place is unreadable without a dozen filters in place.

tht's right, abdul

>>512616844
pretty cut and dry case
2 years, out in a year

>>512616968
Judge will let him go anyway. Either way the nudge unit have absolutely fucked it: either they let him get or they'll "charge him" and then let him go because he's been out a year and dindu nuffin. Something to do with muh overcrowding bollocks.

>>512614399
Not reading all that

>>512616937
Based. A fellow filterchad.

>>512612342
>Country's fucked.

>>512617016
I filter every memeflag before even reading their first post.
There is no legitimate reason to use one, it's either obfuscation or lame trolling, either way it's deliberately deceptive behaviour so nothing is missed by immediate and disciplined filtering.

>>512616625
like you wouldn't move to rural USA or Canada given the chance

>>512616844
>We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong

>>512617027
>two years
I'll be surprised if his sentence isn't suspended desu

>>512617140
Dickheads think you'll just sit there and scroll through their spam when you can just mute their entire "contribution" to the thread.

>me, being filtered for no fault of my own

>>512617218
>>512616937
>>512616508
>>512617218
>I filter every memeflag before even reading th

when a paki child rapist can post with a Btitish flag, it is legitimate to use a memeflag.

>>512617256
see if the judge can wrangle out enough mitigations
i think he will serve time, purely for public interest reasons

>>512617273
>you can just mute their entire "contribution" to the thread.

newfag abdul doesn't understand how 'mute' works on /pol/

kek

>>512613823
What do you mean? This is what grown up diplomacy looks like chud deal with it.

>the rage baiter uses the josh phrases
oh
how unexpected

>>512617340
Yeah pal still filtered, don't expect anything else if you're a sad enough cunt to use a memeflag, in a country general too, fucking absolute glowpaki/shilltranny.

Which one is the bottom

>>512617338
Israeli flags always get added to memeflag filters don't know why. Maybe people think it's a meme country.

>>512617346
He may get convicted on a lesser charge if the lawyers can correctly execute the required sequenceof interesting handshakes

>thread is moving so fast no one will see this nigger's crack

>>512617469
>>512617241
>>512616718
>>512616460
>>512616368

will you pls ask your paki family to stop raping lil girls?

>>512617550
That was mop shitter

There must be more lore

>>512617500
wb

>>512617338
The Jews did this to you

>>512617500
I'd dress her up like wendy from the peter pan cartoons

>>512617627
Filtered.

>>512617497
>Yeah pal still filtered,

kek

how then did you see my post, retarded abdul?

Joshletto seething because he couldn't resist using his favourite phrase
>brings out the jap flag persona
sad

>>512617525
>Israel is a meme country
Indeed it is a but a shadow of the glory that could be

>>512617649
>The Jews did this to you

Fortunately the Tories won and spared us that fate

>>512617655
>Wendy is generally depicted as a 12 or 13-year-old girl.
borderline noncy, but it is a cartoon, and she is a 28 year old woman

>>512616583
be careful out there
theres a mad man hunting for you

>>512617710
>sad

>>512617801
>theres a mad man hunting for you

>memeflag bait/pol

>>512617500
they look like a local theatre production of that russian pornstar duo you know the one

>>512616625

still moving abroad, dont care about this country anymore, even if reform win everything will still be fucked for decades to come

Fuck me, there might be 2 real anons in the whole general, maybe not even that.

>>512617979
>28
>student
topkek so failure/dosser then

That slop delivery company you guys have cracks me up. Over here its like Uber, DoorDash, Skip the Dishes, regular bland 2010's branding. Then you see an article about illegals in London debt slaved to a company that sounds like an Aussie slur for a brown food delivery guy. "Aw crikey mate, the fakkin deliveroo brought the wrong maccas"

Are all the protests over?
What a damp squid

>>512612289 (OP)
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>>512617909
They must get paid by replies and maybe post volume.

>>512618029
I'd be a student of her environment

>>512618093
s()yboy, filtered.

>>512618139
call of duty nonce

>>512616625
Have fun in the caliphate mate

>>512613037
oh you just know this guy ticks all the boxes
>I'm a transgender muslim of color womyn that also identifies as a homosexual badger

trans rights! fuck terfs

>>512613037
>>512618183
god damnit...

this guy I mean

>>512616625
>The latest strategy is convincing us to move abroad.

>>512618065
No one cares and you're not supposed to be here anyway so sling your hook.

>>512618065
So true king

What did dole spastics do before the internet?

I get it

>>512618093
>'Diversity mutts vs. white Europeans' brought to you by the women who made Call of Duty

Mental how all of the disruption posts start happening at around the same time every day.

How do you know if you're hungry or not?

>She was much more on top of keeping our waters filled
>I would’ve ordered some of the non-alcoholic wine Phoebe was drinking; it looked intriguing.
>And … did you kiss?
>We didn’t, just a hug by the barriers.

>I wish we had sat outside.
>I was glad he was up for trying the golden beetroot.
>What did you talk about?
>Feeling 16 again, karaoke, hope for a new left wing, favourite books. I also learned that budgies can argue like siblings – Billy has two: Egg and Yolky.
>What were you hoping for?
>A south London accent.
>First impressions?
>South London, no accent.

Phoebe and Billy if you are reading this I hope you both get hot oil poured over you during a siege, you are both insufferable, sensible twerps and not suited at all for the vagaries of medieval warfare. Especially Phoebe, but also especially Billy.

>>512618547
masterbated to daytime television

>>512618547
Steal car radios

>>512612289 (OP)
>Brit/pol political discussion

245 posts

Not one post about Epping.

Not one post about ongoing protest outside migrant hotels!

Not one post about ongoing invasion by boat people!

Not one post about patriots rotting in prison for protesting paki rape gangs!

brit/pol/ is baked by enemies of Brits!

ffs cute chinese girl is back at the shop. Looking all cute and sexy with her legs out. Back to the torment

>Joshletto still rage baiting
sad fat jewish paedophile

Imagine going on a date and she's immediately disappointed by your accent, you sit down and she pours the water and starts talking about left wing politics and orders non alcoholic wine. You try and finesse her vibe torpedo by speaking about your faggy budgies. You want to finger her but you can't express it because you've been beaten down at YOONI to PHD level, best to express your sexual frustration by imploding internally, lucky you've got SSRI's to keep you level. You ask her for consent to a cuddle but are so souped up on YOONI propaganda and soma you don't feel a thing when her breasts lump against your soggy body. You pat yourself on the back for being eminently sensible and agree to be friends.
What a great date 7.5/10.

>>512618638
Drink a glass of water

>>512618663

>mention dole spastics
>instant melty

>>512619145

>>512618959
You know you could ask her out and be creating the Eurasian master race RIGHT NOW

>>512619240
i'm glad sometimes i'm a monstrous person and have never been sensible

oogabooga bixnood muhfuggah

>>512619382
* throws spear at you *

>>512618889
maybe they're out on are streets protesting

>>512619382
Bismarckian? No, Biz Markie-ian

>>512619456
*soils your taxi

>>512619456
>>512619145
>>512618029
>>512617710

I had a look at the menu to see what he ordered
>Ember-Roast Golden Beetroot, Raspberries, Peas & Tahini
and it was clearly encouraged by her to order that, probably as part of Cowspiracy vegan wake
but a secret shit test
absolute funeral of a date
he's there munching fucking roast beetroot and she's knocking back non alcoholic wines and filling up his water whilst talking about zara sultana

>Dole spastic lies on the internet
Maybe we should ban the internet after all

>Joshletto seething and proving it's him by directing his rage at me because i bust his LARPs on the reg

>>512619864
She's a big lass.

>>512619776
Horrendous

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14985271/Moment-small-boat-Gravelines-beach-migrants-illegally-UK-French-NOTHING.html

>>512620121
One in one out init. They'll let them get here first before they get sent back. Then France will send one that has passed some kind of useless check.
Grown
Up
Diplomacy

>>512619864
JTRIG post

>>512620147
>le primarily vegetarian face

>>512620147
Those hands look fat.

>>512620194
Fats are disgusting

>>512619382
>Holding a conference

>>512620147
The /fph/ threads on /fit/ have become overrun with plapjaks of late.

>>512620147
>what I can afford eat in a day as a dole spastic

>dont get paid enough
>explore ''side hustles''
>want to do crypto and trading bullshit
>have to give third party sites my drivers license

this is so fucking gay I dont want to give them my ID

>>512620341
Bake a new one dickhead.

>>512620392
do matched betting, can get 50 quid a day

>>512620265
Cool it with the Healthism, lad.

New

>>512620472
>>512620472
>>512620472

>>512612342
>Time to get out
world's fucked. where you gonna go?

>>512620147
Consumer capitalism was a mistake

>>512620559
Anywhere that doesn't have bennies. So basically most of the world

>>512620540
no
you can be big and 'elffy

>>512620392
Have had to do that for a long time with crypto due to money laundering laws.

>>512620147
Cooorrrrrrrrrr

>>512612688
That would save us from having to experience the feral cubano sud American mongrels

A Black man with mental health issues gets naked on a train with women and children present
Video starts at 1:52 https://youtu.be/jxO1Vc8xvOA

>>512620540
some of my best friends are fat

>>512620379
true

>>512612546
>You should be moving to a White area to shore up the defences before we purge the brown filth.

>>512620147
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, l'd say? The main reason food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of macaroni and cookies in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>512614602
Englands fucking crowded though, i YEARN for the days of a sparsely populated regent street filled with white english people. Can you imagine actually having out capital back?

>>512615241
>Xinjiang girls are cute
Don't they all look the same?

>>512616249
>These people were out of their fucking nut.

Yeah all of the social distancing was stupid, the masks and everything, some took it way to far. I personally thought that it was overblown, something about it didn't seem right, there were no corpses piling up, and i never got the jab.

Odd.

>>512620147

how the fuck can people eat like that and not feel like complete shite all the time?

>>512621968
they do feel like shit all the time

>>512621968
What do you eat most days?

>>512622405

so far today i had a banana and for dindins i had some chicken, rice and veg with bit of sauce i made meself from oyster sauce, gochujang and onions sauce

>>512621647
>Can you imagine actually having out capital back?

>>512622482
lol cool. Now tell use what you really had.

>>512622920

few cups of tea as well i guess, but thats it

not everyone is a fat cunt like you who eats nothing but processed slop

>>512623022
I think having a chinese is alright, it's acceptable slop imo desu fr fr Plus they don't do just eat drivers

>>512622405
>What do you eat most days?

>>512623022
>oi i made meself some chicken and rice wiv me abbo mates.
>eating one meal a day is really healthy mates!
>everyone who doesn’t believe me is fat!
You sound retarded. Which isn’t a surprise if you’re from Australia or the uk.

>>512623343

i've had banana as well lad, and later on will probably get something else to eat maybe yoghurt and bit of fruit or if im feeling cheeky some soup

not sure why you think it's unrealistic people dont all live off of heavily processed slop though

>>512617745
women in police mistake.

>>512620147
She's making herself hungrier by eating that often.
I do intermittent fast 8/16. The times that I start eating throughout the day, my hunger increases significantly.

>>512623502
Who besides you said anything about processed food? Are you gaslighting yourself into believing that eating like a white girl is the only alternative to fast food?

>>512624208

you're the one who thinks people cant eat rice, chicken and veg

says a lot about you

>>512624286
Retard, no one ever said that. Generally people eat more than one meal and one banana per day. Doesn’t mean they are destroying pizza and chicken tenders for the other meals.

>>512624634

nigga it's only 5:36 pm, obviously i'm gonna get something to eat later on
i dont need to be stuffing my face with food every hour or two, learn bit of self control like