Thread 512614403

This is the first casualty of the climate lockdown in Canada. Remember, if it can happen to us it can happen to you.

I live in the NS wilderness and I can't even go for a walk in my backyard since I know some neighbor would report me.
Not because they're bootlickers, but because everyone here is a spiteful fuck towards anyone who seems better off than them.

>>512614942
You sound like a compliant sheep and a coward

>>512614403 (OP)
>>512614942
can you two elaborate on what is going on there with people reporting going in the woods? I have only briefly seen screen grabs here of headlines.
what is this all about?

>>512614942
Nova Scotia is so fucking pozzed
How is rent in Halifax even higher than Toronto?

>>512615089
Forest fires.
Most wildfires are caused by human activity.
The gayest province is preventing people from going inawoods.
Personally, I could go for a walk anywhere in my province.

>>512615089
"Conservative" premiere bans going into the woods until mid-october, ostensibly to prevent forest fires.

The what?

>>512615261
>>512615266
ah, ok. thank you

>>512615089
Nobody is allowed in the woods because of a drought. They don't want wildfires popping up since the province is completely unprepared for them despite being surrounded by water.
Doesn't help that a nasty hurricane ripped through the province back in 2022 and downed a shitton of trees. Of course, the downed trees in the woods weren't cleaned up so there's a ton of dried up treebark across the province that would make for excellent kindling.

>>512615220
Despite having the worst job market of any province, Nova Scotia also has the highest taxes of the provinces and the worst healthcare across the provinces.
You will unironically die in the hospital waiting room waiting to see a doctor here, and if you do make it in, there is a 50/50 chance you'll get misdiagnosed anyway.

>>512615321
this is my issue. instead of cleaning up the dead growth (which will probably never happen now because Trump mentioned it once, triggering the leafpolitik to no longer regard it as the truth or factual) we ban people from the woods. once again blatant suppression of the charter over any real solution. and in typical cuckleaf fashion people are defending it.

>>512615321
>Canada doesn't have a single, defined "wet season" across the entire country, as precipitation patterns vary significantly by region. However, some areas experience distinct wet periods, particularly in the fall and winter months. For example, Vancouver Island and the British Columbia coast have a wet season that generally runs from October to May. The Atlantic provinces also experience a wet period in the fall, with October and November often seeing the highest monthly precipitation

so if you make it to October/November it should be lifted right?

>>512615321
lmao
thats the faggest thing i have read in at least a month

>>512614403 (OP)
But how does this affect the statuses? Smudge some big smoke.

>>512614403 (OP)
im in cb and i am staying out of the woods because >muh rights are cringe and timmy doesn't have the fixed-wing tankers or the competence to fight a large forest fire anyways

>>512615463
Our charter may as well be toilet paper because of the nonwithstanding clause.
Imagine if the US Constitution had a clause that allowed the government to completely disregard everything else in it for situations they deemed an "emergency".

>>512615867
It means less than fuck all since invoking war powers (that had to be renamed to sound less harsh) was determined illegal and there's nothing done. Fucking Bonbon Hershey has already had several BC court cases where they decided she did wrong but it was for the greater good soo no jail or crime.

Anything that makes Canadians miserable is ok by me

>>512616305
What did I do to you fren?

>>512614403 (OP)
JFC I thought this was fake but it looks legit:
https://x.com/JeffEvely/status/1953971918312251707
And it's $28.8k!
This is absolutely insane.
And part of the fine (watch the video) is
>victim fees
who the fuck are the victims?
Why can't they just give him a warning.
This is absolutely outrageous.

so if i drive over to canada and walk in the woods they will give me a 28k fine keep walking in the woods because i already got the ticket enjoy my time and ill just drive back home and never pay it?

>>512617081
>Why can't they just give him a warning.
>This is absolutely outrageous.
because enforcing the ticket means dissuading breaking the law ;)
if you got that ticket there's no way the last screw in your head isn't coming loose

>>512617081
>Why can't they just give him a warning.
Or if not just a warning, even a $500 fine would be enough to deter people from doing it.
$28k is real money.

>>512617352
>fine for going into woods
lol
imagine not tearing that shit up and start building guillotines
a 20 dollar ticket for going in the woods is an atrocity

>>512617352
95% of NS is dirt poor living off gibs so a $28k fine would bankrupt most people here.

>>512614942
Sounds like Africa.

>Can't pay the ridiculous fine
>Go to jail with hardened criminals. Violent rapists, murderers, terror plotters, gang members, from the street to the capo's office, all
"What're you in'fer?" a fat bearded muscle-bound ogre covered in WN tats and a tribal tat a lá Mike Tyson asked him. "Jerome over ther's a murderer. 'E caught 'is wife bangin' the neighbour 'n' he just shot 'em both dead in their bed; din't yer Jerome?"
Jerome nods. "Yeah. Fuck 'em. Once I'm out I'm just gonna fuckin' leave this country. Go to Thailand or summit."
The crims stared at their new cellmate, awaiting a reply.
"I went into the woods," he replied. "I just went for a walk in a forested area. I wanted to get some fresh air."
The room went silent as they pondered who among them truly posessed the character of a criminal.

>>512617481
You don't have to pay it you know. When they come to collect you can shoot them in the face you know.

>>512615867
> " as can be demonstrably justified in a free and democratic society"
such rubbish

time to withdraw from public representation and become a private citizen I guess.

>>512614403 (OP)
>climate lockdown in Canada
What climate lockdown?

>>512614942
sounds like you have a bunch of hohol immigrants out there

>>512617352
we have no protection from excessive fines, so whenever a politician is attempting to make the current thing illegal they can put as many zeroes down as they want for the fine amount. The RCMP most likely asked the guy in the OP what he had in his savings account and wrote that.

>>512615463
I wish the orange nigger would tell Canadians to drink water and breathe

>>512617554
Some say he walks the woods to this day..

>>512617872
Excluding the jeets, most of the immigrants around here are German or of German descent. And then there's the nazi groups hiding in the CB mountains No idea why they all came here though.

>>512617481
shut up bitch

>>512617872
Kek the whole reason Russia invaded was out of spite. How dare Ukrainians want something better for themselves.

>>512618207
"People might start a fire so they cannot go in the woods" is the most hysterical policy ever enacted and I cannot believe the Canadian "government" is even doing this with a straight face

>>512614403 (OP)
what in tarnation is a climate lockdown?

it makes me sick when I think about the fact that anyone can buy a hammer and easily conceal it and how a hit to the cranium is instantly life changing i hate it

>>512615321
Just make camp fire ban, walking around in woods or fishing isn’t going to start a forest fire. This shit is draconian over reach. Like banning everyone because there is a possibility they will cause a fire is like banning everyone from being allowed to talk because they might say the n word

>>512618414
Your government is taking notes.

>>512614403 (OP)
Is it already September or is that when a court date is?

>>512614403 (OP)
>get handed ticket
>light it on fire
>forest fire starts

>saar it can happen to yooooooooou
Fuck off, jeet.

>>512614942
This doesn't apply to private property right? If it were me I'd enjoy my summer and then fight it in court and counter sue the government for terrorism on my person.

>>512614942
Born in NS here.

You didn't get the memo when they barricades off the province and the two dirt roads to NB?,
Man, you think you would have got it when the boomers went around and curtailed every single industry except building old folks homes...


>Also I'm going on a cross Nova Scotia tour later when I get back, kek.

I'm innawods right now

>>512615321
>They don't want wildfires popping up since the province is completely unprepared for them despite being surrounded by water.
That's weird, cause my hometown has an overrepresentation of firefighters who drive around in red trucks all hours of the day and collect a very, very nice tax break that roughly equals 45% of the average workers yearly pay for going to training once a week and hanging out with the boys.
Out here in the Yukon I actually seen firefighters working for the first time In my life, it was surreal.

Also one dude on the force arsoned his motel building to get out of stolen property charges and is now a firefighter, LMFAO.

YOU MIGHT START A FIRE SO WE MADE GOING INTO THE WOODS ILLEGAL

>You might squeeze that IV drip, or say mean words to the duty nurse, so going into hospitals is now illegal.
>You might stab people with your knife, so we outlawed chefs.
>You might run people over, so we made cars illegal. We gave automatic-driving AI car companies sole remit over vehicular transport from now on, however; all those companies are partly owned or invested in by friends of the Prime Minister & his cabinet. And it's ethical for those cars to run people over in the event that they might, an ethics philosopher said so.
>You might say things that potentially somewhere, at some nebulous potential future point in the expanding nature of space-time, might offend someone; rather than just tell this person to suck it up and stop being a huge baby, we made free speech illegal.
>You might do something unsafe, so we made being unsafe illegal.
>You might breathe too hard and pass out. We passed laws and guidelines with strict fines and prison terms for people misusing their own lungs.
>You might grow up to be a terrorist, so you cannot grow up (okay, this one is actually a real policy somewhere).

What madnesses?
What madnesses have rendered unto us in our collective sleep?
When the night borne unto us in secret a cadre of bureaucratic psychopaths, who by degrees whilst we laid dreaming, paved our futures with oppression, lined our skies with darkness, and wrote madness into law? By our natures as dreamers did they rob us blind and line their own pockets? When merely to awaken from slumber is to see the dream torn down; and now by way of waking, criminals are born?
They did build a prison around our bed whilst we slept. And now we are trapped.

>>512614403 (OP)
I told you public land chuds so many times that you were fools to ever trust government to let you enjoy the woods.

>>512615454
Can confirm, years ago during COVID I went to the hospital and there was 8+ boomers sitting in the hall crying for nurses while the nurses played candy crush and joked among eachother.
Also grandmother worked there in pediatrics and just played bejeweled and hung out with her friends doing nothing and not being able to be replaced cause union rules.
Also a large part of my family all got jobs as cooks/jannies, ect when it opened and were allowed to take the job and then study/get training. An option that does not exist for young folks nowadays.

>>512619368
>This doesn't apply to private property right?
It does, at least the ban they did in 2023 stated that you couldn't do anything on your own property beyond living there. Weren't allowed guests either. Probably unconstitutional but the east coast is filled with the biggest bootlickers who ever existed.

>>512617252
28k in Nova Scotia is a lifetime of indentured servitude.

Average income is 40k and most people don't drive or have any other options.

>>512617481
>95% of NS is dirt poor living off gibs

30% Of the province is on disability.

>>512619368
Where I live you can literally burn the woods whenever you want. If you dont get permission to burn though it just means that if it gets loose and forestry has to come hem it in then you have to pay for their services. If you call and get permission and it gets loose and they have to come contain it- it is totally free.

Burning is promoted here.

>>512619769
Kamala would have done this to us, whatever Trump is it's better than her.

>>512619654
Someone has been reading poetry.

>>512617467
>start building guillotines
Should've been done well before it ever got to this point

>>512617554
>>Can't pay the ridiculous fine
>Go to jail with hardened criminals. Violent rapists, murderers


Anon, in the context of this province particularly look up "operation headwind" that's literally the MO for the justice system here, 30 day remands anytime your brought before a judge.
They also will send you to mental health to create paperwork that justifies further abuse and entrenchment in the justice system.
Hilarious, being that alot of criminals are on assistance because they can't get jobs, including my brother knowing all the tricks and walking into assistance everytime he gets out of jail and being handed a check.

>>512619875
>Most people don't drive
I know it's an island but what??

>>512619769
A lot of our laws are unconstitutional. The problem is the Government is allowed to make unconstitutional laws. The laws need to be challenged to see if they are 'unconstitutional'. Basically a racket.

Take the Protection of Sex in the Charter. That is pretty cut and dry. You can NOT convert a man to a woman. That is a violation of the Charter. But no, faggots changed the Charter to say 'gender' and not 'sex'.
Our country deserves the nuke the most.

>>512614942
crab bucket mentality is typical of socialist dystopias. sorry bud, probably not going to get better without shooting.
Getting rid of the royal governor is probably a good start.

>>512618260
It's the only part of Canada with a HYPERVORIAN climate.

If you look at a picture of all the biomes in Canada CB is slightly different, also after both brother wars a large amount of German and Netherlands folks came here.

t. Drove by the POW camp we held Trotsky in every day as a kid.

It's the nappan experimental farm now

>>512619991
Oh no anon didn't you hear?? That's unsafe. The government can't trust you enough to let you into the woods because you might start a fire. That's a CA$28k fine, haven't you heard?

Live in the red, don't care still going outside in the woods. Crazy that they're showing $28,000 fines to some of the poorest people in Canada, I hope I get a fine - they can't collect what I don't have. Canadians aren't individuals, they are appendages of the government

>>512620207
This. They just get away with it til 5 years later when the court tells them they aren't allowed to.

>>512620150
As I mentioned previously boomers we t around curtailing all jobs and economic activity.
I personally know a dude who ran casting couches for McDonald's jobs and banged alot of 16yos over this.
Another dude at the now closed for unrelated reasons food place used to offer 10c raises to sleep with him.
Alot of women have sex transactionally or fuck dudes who drive them around places, nobody's parents are on a position to help or want too because they were raised by boomers and terrorized into thinking they cannot, under any circumstances or for any reason spend money, this leads to situations like Nova Scotians flipping out and screaming about how their going to starve cause you left the lights on, or didn't close a door, and then screaming until their blue in the face because now because (you) didn't close a door behind you and some cold air got into the house, are responsible for bankrupting them cause the heat clicked on.


The Ontario angle is now people who could afford to put their kids through school, have cars, and resources come here and swing big dicks in their faces, it creates alot of seethe and resentment when all the young girls are hoping on Ontario dick, and now you have alot of your skilled worker and good quality men choosing Ontario women over the rollercoaster and constantly psychological abuse of dealing with Nova Scotian women .

>>512615321
Do controlled burns not exist in canadia? We have them nearly every day here in Florida.

>>512620748
In The Wiregrass, I think it is best to burn in May or June personally. Idk why people are so hung up on these fall burns.

>>512614942
>millions are not allowed to go into the woods because some legislator worries a fire could start

This is actual dystopian insanity and schizophrenia masquerading as politics. Please leave the shithole known as Canada as soon as possible.

>>512620904
>Idk why people are so hung up on these fall burns.
because chink saboteurs start 20 of them at a time to chip away at america's best resource of thriving trees

>>512619991
Did you know fireweed is a plant that only grows after forest fires?

>>512614403 (OP)
no it can't
you are a subject with privileges grants to you by acts of your government, which other acts of the government can revoke.

we are citizens with rights enshrined above and protected from the authority of the government.

Your laws tell you want you are allowed to do
Our Law tell our government what it is not allowed to do.
We are not the same and will not be the same until we liberate you from your increasingly tyrannical leftist dictatorship.

>>512621054
A fall burn in the upland doesnt cause any damage. It's just not optimal kek. No one starts fires down here as sabotage kek it's not usually easy to start one and even if you were able to it would mostly just be somewhere between doing the land owner a favor and a slight inconvenience.

>>512617198
since you're a jeet they will probably give you a reward

>>512621155
Unbelievably based and Shield Canadian-pilled

>>512620747
>Somehow worse than USA
Last time I was there was 26yrs ago. Spent a summer up there. I did not notice that shit. Time flies.

>>512620536
Yep. And the courts can just refuse to hear your case also. The federal travel ban that prevented all unvax people from taking any plane or train in the country has still not had a day in court because 'justices' keep ignoring it.