Thread 512629513

How am I supposed to impress a girl if I live in one of these

Have you tried moving?

women are gross and don't mind slumming it if they like you. just be in shape

>>512629513 (OP)
If we can do it, so can you. Stop making excuses and pretending you're set to fail.

>>512629513 (OP)
they look comfy ngl

>>512629513 (OP)
Knew a handful of dudes who lived in those little crap boxes state side and they got laid or a babymomma living with them. Maybe it's just what women you're after? I got a house, still no women. I should have taken my money and just got a rental the rest of my life but far away from where I am now.

>>512629513 (OP)
>impress a girl
dont be a fag and rape

what did they say about the thing tomorrow.

>>512630086
You aren't doing fuck all besides bathing in shit water and drink piss dirty hindu nigger

>>512629513 (OP)
Unironically buy/lease a luxury car
That’s what black people in the United States do at least.

>>512629513 (OP)
If you're young, place doesn't look a mess inside, and have a good job to have a decent car, pay for restaurant meals and dress nice, most women won't care because you'll actually look like a frugal responsible bachelor, who 'could' afford a better place, but why would you if it's only you?
Women just want a man whose put together for the most part, even if they live in a shitty looking place like that, as long as you have goals to move up in life.

>>512629843
Best comment in the thread. I chatted with my wife about it and yes, it's true. She slummed it with me for a few years while I was renting a room and she was in college. Now we have a homestead and 3 kids.

Also OP, your house looks like a 3-story post-war elementary school in the USA.

>>512629513 (OP)
Get a motorcycle or something. Girls only really care if you're exciting and interesting.

>>512629513 (OP)
With your bbc

>>512629513 (OP)
be attractive

>>512629513 (OP)
GO BACK

>>512629513 (OP)
Impressing a girl.
You are already a simp, a slave to femoids.

>>512629513 (OP)
You could try being like your brown neighbors and commit various crimes such as drug dealing, theft, armed robbery, and so on.

>>512629513 (OP)
consider yourself lucky

Fill it with lots of stinky cats

>>512629843
Or have plenty of weed.

>>512629513 (OP)
The barracks in the 70's looked better than that. Quonset huts look better than that.

>>512634676
>casa
favelas are not real home, anon.

>>512629513 (OP)
Choose girl that would be impressed by it. You have your own place. Find a girl that doesn't.

>>512629513 (OP)
You can have nice apartment inside but its more about you and less about the building.

show her your penis.
first date
>hey, here's my penis
second date
>hey, do you remember what my penis looks like?
third date
>you clearly aren't afraid of my penis, why is that? have you seen it?
great way to check for body count too.
also, what the fuck is political about this?
1pbid

When I was in school my friend Pam met a random dude and fucked him on a discarded mattress in a burned out building that had giant cockroaches.
You give women way too much credit as beings that need perfect conditions.
Pool pump house while on vacation in Florida with a DJ they didn't even know his name.
Between the portable classrooms outside got caught juvy judge had to hear every detail.
NY Post has a pic where it's happening right in full view on the street.
An apartment? Lux accommodations to get human mammal vagina tube.

>>512629513 (OP)
Chad doesn't need to impress anyone. Be like chad.

>>512629513 (OP)
Just be yourself anon

>>512629513 (OP)
it looks cool anon, stop complaining like a bitch.

I've been in places like these>>512634676 and even worse, that block it's a palace in comparison.

>>512635121
We should make quonet huts a thing
>rainproof
>wind proof
>custom dynamic floorplan
> built in garage