Thread 512632940

https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2025/08/08/kristi-noem-rips-south-park-portrayal-as-lazy-and-petty/
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem said on Thursday night her portrayal on this week’s episode of “South Park,” which has garnered criticism from Washington for ripping President Donald Trump and his administration, is “petty” and “lazy,” but admitted she didn’t watch the episode.

Key Facts

Noem appeared on conservative radio host Glenn Beck’s show Thursday night, where she said it is “so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look.”

On the Wednesday night episode of “South Park,” Noem was portrayed wearing makeup and an Immigrations and Customs Enforcement uniform, and in one scene, her Botox procedure dissolved, causing the cartoon character’s face to melt.

On Thursday night, South Park made the image of Noem’s character’s face melting its profile picture across its social media platforms.

Noem called the portrayal “petty,” stating it’s “always the liberals and the extremists who do that.

>>512632940 (OP)
>women
MAGA "women" are reptiloids.

>>512632940 (OP)
>Only liberals and extremists
>MAGA was built on the back of Gamergate which doxxed and harassed women
wew lad

>>512632940 (OP)
>”Only liberals would mock a woman’s appearance”
Who’s going to tell her?

It was so offensive.

>>512632940 (OP)
topkek
release epstein file

>>512632940 (OP)
>Ur mad
No one cares.

Jew vs Jew?

>>512634219
>Noone cares!
>*Replies anyway*

>>512632940 (OP)
Should have told them that they really didnt capture her naturally melty beauty. And then immediately clapped back with the pointing basedjacks styled after Stone and Parker pointing to it. But hey, I just know how to bant.

>>512633816
>2 whores and a troon that dont play videogames tried to tell gamers what they wanted
>went so far as to lobby the UN and whine how misogynistic we were
>rightfully get backlash and told to shut their mouths
Nice retcon fag, you're not fooling anybody.

Everyone was really shocked how offensive it was to conservatives. We couldn't believe it. I had a nightmare about this episode. They should ban it.

Im not a liberal or an extremist and I mock women's appearances all the time.
She's a retard for saying ANYTHING about it. She would be better off if she completely ignored it. If she gets asked about it should could just say she doesn't have time to worry about a cartoon.

>>512632940 (OP)
>i dont care about south park its not le funny
>usa goverments proceeds to seethe and cope about it
Lmao

>>512632940 (OP)
These thinskinned faggots need to wiggle the stick out of their ass. It’s fucking South Park. JD is the only one who seems to understand how to respond to bantz

>>512632940 (OP)
Nobody cares about South Park. Such a stupid Jewish show that has been irrelevant for over a decade. Fuck off astrotufing homos

>>512635452
Trump is an insecure narcissist who can’t handle criticism, and most of the people riding his dick are the same.

It wasn’t always like this. Back in 2016 he was dunking on Hillary and Jeb and handling media bantz so gracefully everything rolled off his back. Now he’s gone senile and starts yapping like an angry chihuahua instead. Sad!

>>512635508
>Nobody cares!

>>512635508
The lest episode was mostly mediocre, but “Shall I apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole bawss??” really got me ngl

>>512633291
A penis-softening monster. I heard her face can death itself and attack people...sad!

>>512635494
Vance doesn't have an ego. He will be what he needs to be to survive.

>>512632940 (OP)
Six months into Trump 2 and we're already watching the "Leftists are humorless prudes, at least the right can laugh at itself!" narrative collapse in real time.

>>512636001
I respect him more than the whiny hypersensitive bitches that Trump and most of the prolific MAGA people have become. The magic of 2016 is dead, they’re all just retarded whiny boomers now.

It was so freakin offensive

>>512636177
the difference is one is your POTUS, while the other is a literal who opinion from a mentally ill hrt addict on their way out, simple as.

>>512636177
He's not a literal 70 year old, he's at least smart enough to be opticscucked.

>>512635722
Can't believe you faggots made sp relevant again....

>>512637263
That wasn't their choice. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Muhammad
Any time they show him the networks completely refuse to air it without hamfistedly plastering a box over him.

>>512636983
> he says while being an enormous faggot retard

>>512632940 (OP)
Glad to see we can start making fun of how women look again

Democrat women look like retarded special needs pavement apes

Up

>>512632940 (OP)
Kek pretty sure Trump is notorious for mocking womens appearance, dumb bitch

Look at this fat Jabba the Hut looking bucktooth bitch. She eats enough calories to fuel Elon's entire SpaceX program before noon. Watermelons and fried chicken are going extinct one breathe at a time From this ugly ass looking cunt

I'm so glad South Park made it acceptable to make fun of how women look again

Kamala Harris looks like her skin is made out of curry. Even 6 layers of turtle killing makeup still makes her look like she didn't dodge that train hitting her ugly ass pajeet face head on

>>512632940 (OP)
>Also changed her profile picture to the south park avatar, then they changed theirs to her face melting one.
Yup she's seething boys!!!!!

>>512639107
You can stop acting like you weren't already doing that.

>>512639168
Have you seen Big Mike lately? Stupid nigger ass needs another face surgery to hide his natural male traits again. That wig he wears is an embarrassment to horse tails everywhere. Big Mike looks like he's going to bench press the warts off his face

>>512637442
>Any time they show him the networks completely refuse to air it without hamfistedly plastering a box over him.

They could counter this by putting Mohammed in FIFTY PERCENT of each of the next ten episodes.

PRO TIP: THEY WON'T because "reasons"

>>512632940 (OP)
last few seasons of South Park have been petty and lazy, their humor comes off as sour grapes they didn't get what they wanted
I'm a fan of the old stuff however and if they could somehow tell the same message but in a way that's akin to how they did the early seasons, I'd be down for it

>>512639326
Shut up dude. You're upset because they made fun of your favorite pedophile. Complete fucking loser. Get a life lol.

>>512639411
They're just copying Steve Colbert's material. South Park is extremely lazy and predictable

But hey at least we can make fun of how ugly women look again. Even Kathy Griffin's ugly bald ass would make Pennywise from IT shiver in terror

>>512632940 (OP)
Did anyone see the episode? What was it about?

Nancy Pelosi is so fucking ugly she has to wake up every day ands paint her face on every morning. Her entire face is structured with paint by numbers, but because she's so old and ugly, she misses the lines and goes completely into alien mode

Idk, maybe the South Park guys are into something. Making fun of how women look is pretty entertaining

Jasmine Crocket is the most basic bitch hoodrat that ever existed. She's so ugly she has to paint on her eyebrow and wear fake as wigs just to go outside. Her skin is so pimply and full of zits even Screech is jealous. Jasmine has the lips of every monkey you've seen in your life except we'd all rather make out with Koko

>>512637456
seems like you're the one seething then, nobody really cares what jew park has to say

Normalfaggot republicans have always been worse than the left. They’re the biggest feminists ever. If a real right wing government came to power and put women back in the kitchen, it’s the 2A “muh daughter is in the army and shoots guns” patriotards who would cause problems

>>512632940 (OP)
lmao, imagine getting butthurt about a fucking cartoon
Clearly Matt and Tray are on point pissing off miggers

>>512638765
Imagine how big her shits are !

>>512639482
Your seething and coping is manna from Heaven!!

>>512635722
oy vey, it was at least 10 million, many reputable scholars have confirmed it, and you are trying to say there was less than 20 million? You'll be hearing from my lawyers about the denying the 50 million viewer South Park premiere!!!

>>512639482
how old are you

>>512639934
Some bitch shot twelve puppies. Somehow this "owned" the right.

>>512632940 (OP)
Being an adult and watching south park is the ultimate pussy repelent. Go try to tell any girl above a 5 about it and watch her scurry away, from vaginal dryness no doubt

Yaaawn

>>512641197
No it's fine. We get to make fun of how ugly women are again

Lateefah Simon'A eyes are so wonky it’s like they’re playing hide-and-seek with each other, and neither’s winning. One’s looking at the White House, the other’s scoping out Narnia. It’s like her eyeballs got lost in a GPS glitch and decided to freelance as a modern art installation. It’s like her eyeballs are playing a game of misdirected dodgeball, each one aiming for a different zip code.

>>512641044
Up

>>512632940 (OP)
cool now do michelle obama

>>512633816
>muh gamergate
get a load of this faggot

we're still not watching your show faggots

>>512640008
>but but but the democrats!!

>>512632940 (OP)
Who the fuck still watches south park honestly why is this being posted it's so irrelevant

>>512632940 (OP)
Ahem
>you lost
>We won
>Say goodbye to your pet golem
>Bye bye beaners

>>512636177
Trump isn't MAGA.

>>512635494
Vance is the only migger I have any respect for, at least he has a sense of humor

How is this wrong? She was literally too busy having botox treatments to approve FEMA emergency aid and delayed it by 3 days.

>>512638457
Why does she look like someone got obama high as fuck and convinced him to crossdress

>>512639644
>>512640008
>>512639316
>>512639107
>>512638765
>>512640487
Let me know when she personally responds to your post.

Trump literally called Ted Cruz's wife ugly sit the fuck down dweeb.

>>512632940 (OP)
They're normalizing body shaming and that's a good thing.

>>512633816
Was Gamergate about the women's appearance?

>>512633816
Zoe Quinn is a disgusting whore who deserves a bat to her face everyday.

>>512641515
Hey kike go say that to a nigger, you won't coward.

>>512632940 (OP)
make the enemy live up to it's standards. simple as.

>>512635175
You're in the dark lad. Compare Trump's words to the words of /pol/. He was just as mad about the SJW thought police.

>>512632940 (OP)
>JD Vance sees himself getting mocked and laughs it off
>Kristi Noem unironically seethes

>>512643058
No it was about being opposed for communicating online about the girl that seemed to have slept with every moderator on the internet.

>>512632940 (OP)
I mock womens appearance all the time. Eat shit alien bimbo

>>512633291
The fluoride death stare of mar-a-lago face
So trad
Dumb bitch

people under 50 still watch tv?

>>512632940 (OP)
Noem is hot as fuck though, especially for her age.

>>512647121
Hi Noem

I'm more upset that they are recycling jokes reusing Saddam Husein as Trump and Kristi Noem face melting like Michael Jackson is just lazy and I wish they came up with something better.

>>512632940 (OP)
She said WHAT lolol

If trump was in the room there’s no way he’d have a straight face

>>512632940 (OP)
South Park trying so hard to be relevant
no one cares
hollywood going after republicans is normal, people are used to it
it's vanilla and boring

>>512632940 (OP)
Fake news

I wouldn't even know the show was still on the air if it wasn't for you niggers spamming it here. But enjoy your cultural "victory" I guess.

Didn't maga always make fun of Harris' looks? Not that I care, she's disgusting looking, but i guess maga are libs now for making fun of a womans looks? These people are so retarded

>>512632940 (OP)
the foreigner denies you area. it's not the other way around. area denial is what the foreigner specializes in.

>>512632940 (OP)
Meanwhile irl the feds dont care and kikes are seething.

>>512632940 (OP)
so she didn't deny being rather freakish

>>512632940 (OP)
trump doesnt care, vance said he made it, matt has dolphin teeth so who care and even the woman, noem, just said it was lazy and petty. no one cares anymore, it is boring and lazy as a whole, even the ones made fun of find it fun to be parodied. everyone forgot until the next smol pp joke lmao