Thread 512635371

>>512636216
DO NOT ANSWER THAT, ANON.

This snivelling little squealer Is going to report "a pilot with [X] hours is reporting insomnia" so your countries aviation authority.

Anonymous (ID: OGuU5yDS)

8/9/2025, 9:35:59 PM No.512636484 >>512636657

>>512635371 (OP)
How drunk are you on the average trip.

Anonymous (ID: unUgjefv)

8/9/2025, 9:36:51 PM No.512636543

Ever ripped a nasty fart in the cockpit and someone else smelt it?

Anonymous (ID: 4QZNDhvv)

8/9/2025, 9:37:53 PM No.512636608 >>512636693 >>512636985

>>512636478
Do you know how many pilot we are with 1200 hours?

Anonymous (ID: pol7uFqG)

8/9/2025, 9:38:23 PM No.512636638

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>>512635371 (OP)
why does your wife keep calling me when the daily 3[p, Delta #2032 flight leaves DFW airport

Anonymous (ID: 98X4p1BL) 8/9/2025, 9:38:31 PM No.512636647

Jave you ever see any UFO' and or wierd shit out your cock pit?

Why do they call it a cock pit anyways? :/

Anonymous (ID: 4QZNDhvv)

8/9/2025, 9:38:41 PM No.512636657 >>512637724 >>512638384

>>512636484
I don’t drink but can confirm lots of pilots fly drunk

Anonymous (ID: dNwIRsX2)

8/9/2025, 9:39:15 PM No.512636693

>>512636608
>Safety in numbers
Alright, I've done my service in warning you fren. Ball's in your court.

Anonymous (ID: yw9vr9Zg)

8/9/2025, 9:39:27 PM No.512636708

Your doing the most

Anonymous (ID: iqXa6aEd)

8/9/2025, 9:42:02 PM No.512636865

>>512635371 (OP)
So there’s two threads German pilot ama. You’re one bored pilot kek

Anonymous (ID: oMJwHNGK)

8/9/2025, 9:43:48 PM No.512636985 >>512637247 >>512638618

>>512636608
It's incredibly easy to screen for young, green pilots who posted on 4chan. There'll be like 2 in all of Germany and the other guy going to with you isn't much of a cost.
They'll hire one pajeet and one hohol to replace you both

Anonymous (ID: 5v+EA4PA)

8/9/2025, 9:44:19 PM No.512637019

>>512635371 (OP)
get some sleep plz

Anonymous (ID: oMJwHNGK)

8/9/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.512637247

>>512636985
going down* with you

Anonymous (ID: +RuoY5Mc)

8/9/2025, 9:48:30 PM No.512637313

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Y u no schlafi gehen

Anonymous (ID: 0637eMjZ)

8/9/2025, 9:50:08 PM No.512637433

>>512635819
>>512635819
Push - Roll - Thrust - Stabilize
or maybe not?

Anonymous (ID: 4U5AMkpO) 8/9/2025, 9:50:47 PM No.512637479 >>512637573

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>>512635819
Boeing 737 Max had a jeet designed anti stall system that forced the nose down during high angles of attack. People who had to make short landings at remote airfields augered in.

Anonymous (ID: RaIMl9GA)

8/9/2025, 9:52:22 PM No.512637573

>>512637479
that was an A330 thoughbeit

Anonymous (ID: Tri03HOH)

8/9/2025, 9:54:20 PM No.512637694 >>512637953

What is your greatest fear as a pilot?
Are you worried about DEI elements in manufacturing / mechanics / air control etc

Anonymous (ID: K09a9bcV)

8/9/2025, 9:54:52 PM No.512637724 >>512637842

>>512636657
Sounds really dangerous but very fun. Isn’t there something about the altitude, or air pressure or whatever, that gets people more drunk if they’re drinking in a plane or high enough above sea level? Or even if they come onto the plane already having drank.
I remember having just 1 (one) can of beer I bought from the airport before departing, and then becoming giddy once the plane went high enough. Felt much more pleasant and much stronger than just 1 regular drink.
https://www.cntraveler.com/story/do-you-get-drunk-faster-on-a-plane

Anonymous (ID: trJmHt/X)

8/9/2025, 9:56:35 PM No.512637842

>>512637724
Yes, there’s less air the higher you go so the effects of alcohol become worse. Your brain works less efficiently in altitude even when 100% sober

Anonymous (ID: trJmHt/X)

8/9/2025, 9:58:22 PM No.512637953

>>512637694
Women unironically

Anonymous (ID: pRVeC873)

8/9/2025, 9:58:54 PM No.512637991

>>512635371 (OP)
Schnitzel or garniertes Sauerkraut?

Anonymous (ID: jr5yGcjp)

8/9/2025, 10:05:02 PM No.512638384

>>512636657
What the fuck

Is this true?

Anonymous (ID: YU09xuTd)

8/9/2025, 10:08:46 PM No.512638618

>>512636985
what retarded horseshit
why dont you just off yourself