Thread 512644917

There is nothing wrong with this. Leafs need to toughen up.

https://x.com/KirkLubimov/status/1954220002426720456

fat-tardo

>>512644917 (OP)
>Belly Furtado

>>512644917 (OP)
Nelly Rotundo

>Fartado
It's the smell that offends me the most.

>>512644973
>>512645000
>Belly Fattardo

>>512644917 (OP)
>I'm like a bird, the kind you feed all day
>I'm served around Christmas
>Or maybe for Thanksgiving

>>512644917 (OP)
Daaaamnn absolute unit

>>512644917 (OP)
Damn, she used to be hot. The wall has no mercy on these whores.

I'M A BIG TURD

Nelly Foodtado

>>512644917 (OP)
Why not ozempic

>>512645186
The architect is ruthless

>>512644917 (OP)
I’m not upset. I don’t know who that fat woman is. She looks British. Should I be upset?

>>512644917 (OP)
damn she was like a bird and flew to the next buffet

>>512644917 (OP)
>Smelly Fupado

>>512644917 (OP)
holy shit shes fatt

>>512644917 (OP)
This is an ad for ozempic, she's gonna shill hard for it next year when she loses 20 pounds

>>512644917 (OP)
More like Smelly Fatado

>no pictures of her butt

Why

That's not a bird. That's a hippo.

>>512645404
She was one the hottest recording artist in the 2k's, she was quite literally on pretty much everything.
Go watch Mister beast you dumb zoomer

I used to listen to her songs in high school. I'm pretty sure she used to be cute. What the fuck happened to her.

>>512645404
zoooooommmmeeeeer

>>512645567
knowing who random goyslop music plant from 20 years ago isn't based. Not knowing is more based.

>>512644917 (OP)
Holy shit. She was a 10. Wtf happened?

Smelly Retardo

>>512644917 (OP)
Last time I saw her she was very slim. When and how did she transform into this?

>>512644917 (OP)
Feminists have the pork future.

>>512645664
what if saying based is a psy op

>>512644917 (OP)
Too much beans

IWGB

Tortillera latin body has no mercy towards girls, and things get worse when menopause strikes

>>512645836
keyed post, o algo. Gem

>>512645664
>random

You're fucking retarded

>>512644917 (OP)
What the fuck man she used to be a hot piece of ass. All Good Things was my ringtone for the longest time when it came out

>>512645614
Taco Bell

>>512645882
okay, but I'm still right. You only think she was a big deal because you listened to shitty faggot music

>Im like a turd, I wont flush awaaay
i still hate her shit music that was relentlessly spammed because muh mediocre canadian artist is actually cancon

>>512645916
I could've saved her..

Taco bell just went bankrupt here. For the second time. They made two attempts to establish themselves here and failed both times because nobody eats Mexican food.

>>512644917 (OP)
I seen her play last Sunday at a festival. Forgot she even existed prior to that

>>512645567
Im not a zoomer. I was born in the 80s. Who listens to top 40s kikeslop? I was listening to Leftover Crack and trying to bang scene girls.

>>512644917 (OP)
Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me
You know what I want, and I got what you need

>>512644917 (OP)
Are we talking about the same person?

>>512645925
Jesus fuck, how old are you, I feel like I need to report you underage fag.
Back in the day you didn't choose what music to listen to, you didn't have access to world music and you pretty much had to listen whatever was presented to you.
Usually faggots who thought they were "original" were retards who listen to garbage underground crap that sounded like shit and had no vibe.
On that same note, the fucking shit you broccoli head fucks listen this day is unadulterated diarrhea, some fucking hollow headed monkey talking about empty shit over the exact same beat the other 20 other monkeys on your play list.

The only good part about the late days of music is that the shut sunk to the bottom really fast and only talent made it to the top, now is a mix bag for retards all singing the exact same cheap shit about money, ass and pussy

>>512646184
>blue eyes
Huh? I thought she was a jeeta

Nelly has a message for us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MilF1Vuycns

>>512646273
retard I had a sony discman since the late 90s why the fuck would I be listening to the radio?

>>512645404
>I don’t know who that fat woman is.
I take it you're in your early 20's
>She looks British
Some kind of North American mystery meat.

>>512644917 (OP)
Imagine the Smell of her Fartado

>>512644917 (OP)
>mad at some fat whore pop artist
who the fuck cares
you need to be 18 or older to post here

>>512644917 (OP)
try and stop me

>>512645675
Latina genes strike again

>>512644917 (OP)
10/10 in bongland

>>512644917 (OP)
She's a fucking disgrace.

>>512646340
>not pirating your own albums and loading them up on minidiscs

>>512646273
Buddy I’m sorry but you’re boomermaxxing right now and imagining that generic mall music is good because it “defined your childhood” or something. It’s really gay and sad.

>>512644917 (OP)
Wtf. She ate the bird

I thought Nelly was a guy

>>512644917 (OP)
Belly Fat-lardo

>>512644917 (OP)
BBW-bros celebrating tonight

>>512644917 (OP)
she was much more attractive when she was like 130lbs, now she's 330. no thanks

>>512646273
lmao

>>512645054
>>512645000
>>512644973
>Belly Fat-tard'O

>>512646705
Oh no I am boomer because I didn't listen that dark underground band no one cares or ever heard about before.
Did you cut your wrist many time listening to them too?

>>512644917 (OP)
How can she be this disgustingly fat and still not have a big stomach?

>>512646646
>He didn’t have a Zen Jukebox

>>512644917 (OP)
Moortuguese food, not even once.

>>512645186
kek

>>512646942
Americans are truly the masters of iterative innovation

>>512646958
Did you really listen to top 40s radio in high school and never grow out of it?

>>512644917 (OP)
what a disgusting, obese spic

>>512646714
Several of them actually by the look of it

>>512646961

Probably spanx

>>512644917 (OP)
Goddamnit.

>>512646962
Couldn’t they hold like 10 songs? I liked bringing a small stack of discs with me to last a whole day.

>>512646958
yfw

FUCKING LMAO at "a confident outfit". Obese foids now just openly challenging you call to them fat like "das rite incel I'm a BBW I'm confident you'd fuck me"

Grimm, Brothers!

>>512644917 (OP)
More like Nelly Fatado

>>512646961
She's Portuguese bro, they have that good genes where far goes straight to the bunda, haven't you see them?

>>512647123
No it could hold 40gb, it was like having a fucking brick in your pocket.

>>512647015
I still listen to the boomer rock radio station when I'm in the car
>MY MASERATI DOES 185
>I LOST MY LICENSE, NOW I DON'T DRIVE
>I GOT A LIMO, RIDE IN THE BACK
>I LOCK THE DOORS IN CASE I'M ATTACKED

>>512646646
>>512646962
I used a discman with burned cd's until i got an mp3 player in the early 2000s. And at least I wasn't listening to fuckin nelly furtado kek, faggot

>>512644917 (OP)
whoa nelly

thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDUYXlev5CI

>>512645981
OH FUCK! IT'S THAT GIRL?
I didn't really know who it was, I'd heard the name, but I didn't place it.

...fuck she looks rough...

>>512646273
Pirated music started in the 90s I bet you still buy CDs faggot. Any music platform has easy access to curate. People are still making jazz but your cooked algorithms make your AI think you are a nigger cattle. Go watch mister beast
https://youtu.be/uLO53rzCImc

>>512644973
Furlardo

>>512644917 (OP)
>>512645186
i hate how this woman tried to blame being a whore on birds. "I'm like a bird, i only fly away. I don't know where my home is..." What kind of bird doesn't know where its home is? The bird built its home, it obviously knows exactly where it is. It also doesn't "only" fly away. It goes and gets food and brings it back to its babies. Imagine being a whore and deciding to try to blame birds for it.

>>512644917 (OP)
haha would

>>512644917 (OP)
Deli Mercado

>>512644917 (OP)
If she were 90% more muscular, she would be a female rugby player with those thighs

>>512644917 (OP)
Another case of Goblinification

NEVER marry a latrina
They ALL end up like this

>>512647428
>Can't keep a man
>It's birds fault

>>512645567
Idk man, I do know who she is because I'm old as fuck, but when I first saw the thread I didn't click with me. My brain had sent her to the trash bin. Then someone posted the "I'll fly away" and my photographic memory pulled her file out of the trash folder and played that video for me.

>>512647258
Classic Rock is different from top 40s disposable pop slop. Listening to Cheap Trick and Skynyrd is based.

>>512647343
To be honest was never a music snob, I just listen to whatever mix tape my buddies had or whatever k106 was playing on repeat all day long back then.
But I manage to find that edgy kid who thought he was the shit because he listened to that underground band no one ever heard before and every single time I found one of those and ask them to play their gay ass music I immediately told them to shut it the fuck off.
Usually a bunch of angry fucks banging drums and screeching guitars screaming on a microphone shit not even they understood.
Very, very few times back then you found a group that no one ever heard of with talent, that wasn't or became main stream real fast.
And I remember those same snob fucks saying, yeah I heard them before they became main stream, now they're shit!

Those kids were pretty much just the contrarian fucks no one wanted to share a beer with

>>512647582
She's way too big for a rugby player. Try Sumo.

>>512644917 (OP)
>fatty sephardo

>>512647733
She's fucking 57 give her a fucking break You fucking queer

>>512644917 (OP)
Jesus what happened she was hot before and now a hamplanet

>>512647428
reddit is down the hall bud

>>512646103
you would know who she is and recognize her songs, and you do. you're being a contrarian because youre a very lonely faggot starved for attention.

you would have to be in total isolation to not, which you aren't. you are clearly terminally online. and a liar. kys

>>512648104
there is literally nothing jewish at all about what that anon said memeflag kike, whores should be shamed

>>512647840
Or the ultimate song, Boston's "More than a Feeling".

>>512648010
If you wouldn't eat that ass on that picture, I am sorry but you need to start your HRT as soon as possible.
That's perfection right there

>>512644917 (OP)
Mee am like do bird
Mee only fly neechu
Oh-ho-ho-ho Ahh-ha-ha-ha

>>512644917 (OP)
>looks incredible
The incredible hulk

>>512647998
>She's fucking 57 give her a fucking break You fucking queer

She's 47 and had 3 babies. Shut up.

>>512644917 (OP)
She's thick!

>>512647898
imagine normalfagging this hard

>>512648010
>I eat the curds
>I never eat the whey
>I don't know what control is
>I don't know what control is

>>512648404
she's obese and unpleasant to look at, fuck you

>>512648404
Still no reason to be a fat ass. That's not even the point though. Being fat is one thing, being proud of it puts you in an entirely different category of retarded.

>>512644917 (OP)
still would

>>512648404
>She's 47 and had 3 babies. Shut up.

>>512647898
Nigger we were laughing at you, we are still laughing at you, and we will laugh at you when you troony toons yourself. YWNBAW.

>>512645186
Excellent, the Architect marches on

>>512644917 (OP)
chiquita, con ese culo empavimentas todo la mexico-queretaro con tus cacotas

>>512648404
Neither age nor giving birth changes the laws of thermodynamics.

To be fair her 40 to 60 year old fans look the same at this point, however they should've all been wearing dresses and covering their hair. Not getting used to dressing like whores so all of the world would need to deal with looking at this now.

>>512647428
>What kind of bird doesn't know where its home is?
A cuckoo

>>512648104
>>512648166
>westoid cunt worshipping slave
Embarrassing.

>>512647898
You still sound really bitter about high school, bro. Let it go. It was 25 years ago.

>>512644917 (OP)
Im like a bird? More like I'm like a whale

>>512644917 (OP)
Does being repulsed count as "being upset?"

>>512646962
Weird. Me and my friend were the only people I knew who had one of these.

>>512645675
A Taco truck, probably.

TOTAL

ARCHITECT

VICTORY

>>512644917 (OP)
Well, we know what she did with her money.

>>512646962
based as fuck

>>512644917 (OP)
Wow she was cute in promiscuous boy back in 05. Now she's obese. I could fit my torso in her left leg.

>>512644917 (OP)
kek what the fuck

>>512652809
>I could fit my torso in her left leg.
Don't say that around her, she might do it.

>>512644917 (OP)
Nelly the Elephant.

>>512646962
Nice. But check this bad boy out

>>512644917 (OP)
Damn, the jews did a number on her.
Used to be a cutie.

>>512646273


yeah this is all true.

for like 10 years or so the radio has been unlistenable.. the past 5 years its gotten so much worse, having it turn on in my car because android auto is being gay, and having to endure it for like 20 seconds..is so bad it triggers my misophonia and makes me irrationally angry, no matter what song it is


music for the past 10 - 15 years is objectively bad. I enjoy music from many different decades.. so i dont have bias ..its so bad now.

>>512653881
That Jukebox was goated. Cheapest, largest storage handheld music device available at the time.

>>512644917 (OP)
I would wear her big, fat, old ass out. All night. She would be leaking my cum for days. I love it.

>>512644917 (OP)
No fuckin way man... She's the beaner version of lizzo now.

>>512646184
Yes, she literally exploded in the last two years.
I refrain from posting the pics, they are too gruesome for tender /pol/ souls.:
https://brightside.me/articles/what-happened-nelly-furtado-shocks-fans-with-massive-transformation-822345/

>>512644973
Fart snot out

>>512644917 (OP)
>she tried to warn us....

I guess she didn't turn into a bird or fly away. she turned into something, a snorlax and is still fucking here

>>512644917 (OP)
get her OZEMPIC ASAP

>>512644917 (OP)
kinda reminds me of Salma Hayek.
>>512645186
I'd take fat and old Belly Fartado over that plastic looking skeleton figure who thinks she's hot shit any day.

>>512644917 (OP)
This evil jew-planted bitch was once of the biggest whore-acceptance motivators of all time.
She started as a cutesy wholesome singer and once her name gained a little traction she turned into a gigawhore in the span of a few months, and sang instructions to normie women that they too should be whores. This was in the mid-2000s are the entire whore landscape changed dramatically is zero time at all.

>>512644917 (OP)
Oh sweet Lord...

>>512644917 (OP)

BUILT FOR BIC !!!

>>512645186
Hated her music , but she was very pretty

>>512644917 (OP)
i always thought nelly furtado is a dude lol

>>512646970
I’d fuck this up in a heartbeat

>>512644917 (OP)
No way. What the fuck happened.

>>512656652
some nigger also called himself nelly.

>>512644917 (OP)
These are called thunder thighs and im here all for it

>>512645430
lmao

>>512656764
I remember him because of picrel video, which was out of this world at the time, and I worked on a kitchen line for my first job out of high school and there was a brown girl who worked beside me with giant boobs who looked like picrel, and she would often reach across my station to grab things and rub her giant boobs on my arm. But I was having casual sex with the ugly redhead prep chef and in my retarded moral sense at the time I didn't want to "cheat" on the redhead, fucking ridiculous and I look back in shame.

>>512644973
Smelly Fartlardo

i just watched a video from a year when she performed and she was nowhere near that fat yet
the latina wall is absolutely brutal

>>512644917 (OP)
The Architect has gone WAY too far this time. Someone needs to stop him, but who? Technically what he does isn't illegal, the police are helpless to stop him. But what he does goes against our very society. We need someone. Someone outside of the law. Someone who gives a damn. A masked vigilante. A dark knight.

>>512645567
>artist
Lmfao you dumb goycattle niggerslave
She’s not an artist she’s a performer. She doesn’t have the rights to “her” songs because she only performs them.

>>512647898
This is the typical migger philistine.

>>512645186
That's a jew.

>>512644917 (OP)
it's an artwork in progress, we're not even half-way done

People are shocked that a 30+ year old Latina got fat?

NOOOO she used to be so cute NOOOOOO

>>512644917 (OP)
Fatlardo

>>512644917 (OP)
She really was a maneater after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOPlQGgH-w

>>512646942
>Belly Fatlardo

>>512645430
>damn she was like a bird
Too bad she didn't eat like one, amirite?

>>512645186
went from cute girl next to skank bimbo making slut anthems with nogs

>>512644917 (OP)
Lol i read that first line as "Nelly Furtado was all smells..."

>>512644917 (OP)
why are white women so fucking fat?
put some clothes on you vulgar, fat slag. jesus is watching.

>>512646273
>Back in the day you didn't choose what music to listen to, you didn't have access to world music
Absolutely nigger tier post

>"Love my ass and my abs in the video for 'Promiscuous'
It must kill her to have to sing that lyric for the rest of her life. Serves her right for putting slabs of butter in her coffee.

>>512657646
She sucks old Korean men to keep her career going, like every other successful Kpop girl out there. Is Jesus watching that too?

>>512644917 (OP)
Nelly Fupadough

>>512647733
shes white. Med women win.

>>512657646
No White man would ever describe Nelly Swarthy Furtado as White.

>>512657553
And that's a good thing. Career progression. Just like TS

>>512648247
You're all right.

>>512647428
>I'm like a bird, I only fly away
>I don't know where my home is
>I don't know where my soul is
shes likening herself to a bird because of her ability to "fly away", like a bird with wings. the lines about not knowing where her home and soul belong are justifiers, not extensions of the simile that stops on the first line - they are comments on why she's prone to leaving, which has nothing to do with the bird metaphor describing flight. why would a fucking bird not know wheres it home or soul is? how fucking low is your reading comprehension?

Nelly Gordito

>>512644917 (OP)
Nelly Furtado, don’t burn the potahto!

>>512647284
I don't get it

>>512657843
>shes white.

>Her Portuguese parents, António José Furtado and Maria Manuela Furtado, were born on São Miguel Island in the Azores[13] and had immigrated to Canada in the late 1960s.

She's Moortuguese

>>512657843
>Med women win.
not this round m8
t. med

>>512644917 (OP)
Porkmiscious.

>>512645404
>Rotundo
If you grew up in the 90's she was about as hot as britney, aguilera, but not as popular... her debut was stunning to everyone with how skinny and gorgeous she was, unique voice too...

So seeing her as a fucking alpha walrus is a bit of a fucking shock as you might imagine. I don't like this timeline.

>>512644917 (OP)
What THE FUCK has happened to her. I've listened to her music in 2004-2007 when she was affiliated with Timbaland, even had a poster in my room. Her shit literally defined my teenage years. I'm having a hard time believing it's the same person. Must be an impostor who ate the real Nelly and wears her skin.

Next thing you'll tell me is that Natalie Imbruglia is also a woke fatass now

>>512645186
flames to dust, lovers to friends
why do all good things come to an end

>>512644917 (OP)
Jelly Fupardo

>>512658817
fuck...

>>512658810
>even had a poster in my room.
>Of Nelly Furtado and Timbaland
You are pathetic

holy shit she turned into a fucking whale

>>512657502
my aryan brain, too, came to this conclusion.

>>512657389
i know, it sucks. we should kill aging somehow. and the makers of whatever soda brands she drinks and probably her starbucks barista for good measure.

>>512645871
This is the correct answer.

>>512658817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPcj5Qc2m7A
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
F#CK
F#C*
%#C*
%#$*

>>512658944
No Timbaland, just Nelly

You probably won't like the fact there were also Pink and Pussycat Dolls posters next to it. I was 14 and thought these bitches are super hot.

we used to call her nelly retardo when i was a kid

>>512646340
Little queer. Sometimes you hear music without actually wanting to. It was all over the radio and people played this dumb bitch's songs at parties. You're so cool because you sat around listening to thrash metal CDs all day. Lol fuck off.

>>512658397
>The surname Furtado is of Portuguese origin, meaning "stolen" or "hidden," and issometimes associated with Jewish families from the Iberian Peninsula.It's believed to have been adopted by Jewish families, particularlyMarranos(crypto-Jews)who concealed their Jewish identity.Some scholars suggest it may have originated as a nickname for someone who was secretive or whose birth was concealed.

>>512645364
lol

>>512659311
I listen to Partisan song, Kalinka, Dorogoy Dlinnoyu and such.

>>512659311
Look man... I grew up in Latvia, and we all had Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Bruce Lee etc... posters. And we all did martials arts, had fight club after school (for real), and fucking six packs and girlfriends.

I am 5 years your senior.. or so. So our Croatian friend >>512658944 is not only right but also checked.

>>512644917 (OP)
yeah interesting phenomenon, indian women start thin then generally start blimping severely after 25yo. It's like a faulty program in their dna

>>512657974
>"i ONLY fly away"
comprehend that, faggot

>>512644973
fart-nado

>>512647132
>you will own nothing son and you will not be happy and i don't give a shit

>>512644917 (OP)
lol

>>512656390
You’re brown and fat.

>>512645000
Kek

>>512644917 (OP)
This X link is about Pajeets

>>512645045
For me it's the hypocrisy.

>>512644973
I bet she rips ass all day long when your a fat fuck you smell like shit you fart all day you literally gas yourself just nerfing brain cells. However she is eating GOOD and it shows better than her being a cocaine hooked whore that just gets fucked and sucks for free drugs or little money killing her mind and soul getting big its not comparable to a trapped drugged out whore

A little thick....

>>512644917 (OP)
She really let herself go. She used to be cute and skinny when she first started out. Then she started getting a little thick over the years. Which niggers hyped up cause she was getting a huge ass. Now she's just a blimp

>>512646970
You tasteless fucking piece of shit.

>>512660634
... Uncle Ben?

>>512644917 (OP)
I remember breaking up with my fiancé back in 2007 while all good things come to an end played on the car radio.
She has turned into a fat hog too since then.

>>512645186
Time spares no one.

>>512645000
nice trips
/thread

>>512645404
She's Portuguese.

>>512648010
There ain’t nothing wrong with her. That’s a 47 year old mamma.

Nothing wrong with a little thiccness. She’s still pretty.

Must have run out of money and decided to perform again mebbe.

>>512646970
Wtf.
I'd eat that in a heartbeat
Looks delish!!

>>512644917 (OP)
This is worse than 9/11.

>>512645000
haha

>>512644917 (OP)
Jesus Nelly, put down the fork

>>512661293
God damn moss*d

>>512656461
This is very true.
I suspect it was her kike agent and publisher doing the typical kike things that they do. Pop singers have two options: become a whore, be relegated to posting videos on YT, but back then YT was not near the platform that is today for music. Most people were still watching this shit on MTV.

>>512646721
The dude with the bandaid on his face, yes. Nelly Furtado used to be a hotty. Something went wrong apparently. So you're not wrong, but contextually...

>>512657011
Egads man what is even the point of working hospitality if you weren't banging every woman who 'accidentally' brushed up on you. They pass you around between boyfriends you know? They all do it. You just become the workplace fuckpiece while they're between dudes. You missed out bruhbruh

>>512658382
It's a thing you say to slow down a horse.

>>512644917 (OP)
I’d perform in her Cornwall if you know what I mean

>>512645134
Underrated

>>512644917 (OP)
A Latina that became obese after the age of 35? What else is new. This is why I will never understand retards that marry those fat hairy whores.

>>512644917 (OP)
>Furtado
I always thought it was furtardo

>>512644917 (OP)
>flushed like a turd
>I wanna float away
>I don't know where my phone is
>and baby, all I need for you to know is

Who gives a fuck

>>512647733
Latinas wished they looked like the women on top. They’re too fat, short, hairy, and smelly. Any man that has a child with one of those goblinas might as well chop their own dick off. You’re tainting your bloodline and dooming your sons with short genes and your daughters with fat genes. Marry a tall, thin white woman. Tall white women make for strong, athletic attractive children. Having children with any woman shorter than 5’10 and fat is selfish. Your children will hate you.

>>512648404
No that’s Latina genes

>>512649136
You’re all short, fat, and brown

>>512644917 (OP)
No fucking way

>>512657646
She’s a fat Latina you fucktard

>>512647428
incel absolutely MALDING lmao
btw, your interpretation skills of a basic song are those of an autistic elementary school student.

>>512659606
> Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Bruce Lee etc... posters

>>512670889
Yeah Sven, thats what everyone thinks about when they think of Bruce Lee and Van Damme. Sweden is gone.

promiscuous girl?

You, her, and every other dipshit leftoid will be the ones getting mad when I say she's fat and ugly and disgusting and nobody really wants to see those gigantic hams. Leftoids only pretend to want to see her disgusting trunks of cellulite to own conservatards.
It's nothing but petty and spiteful childish behavior from the left, as usual.

Ah yes, Smelly Fartnado.

Belly Fatlardo

>>512644917 (OP)
jfc young nelly could fit inside one of old nelly's legs

>>512647123
At the time I was able to fit my entire collection of music on it with room to spare.

>>512644917 (OP)
Holy SHIT she blew up. Last time I saw her was 2005? when she made that Promiscuous Girl song. She was slim and hot. WTF

>>512670981
>baltnigger fapping to muscular men

>>512657011
I remember this nigger Nelly had a video 20+ years ago where he slid a credit card between a chicks asscheeks KEK

>>512646004
cuz ur country is responsible for colonialism and the export of absolute bullshit, you dont deserve mexican food you absolute FAGGOT. people go to your stupid ass country to eat edibles and look at whores in windows, lmfao what a fallen state. FUCK YOU.

>>512644917 (OP)
I thought this was Lizzo. Why are these big beautiful women being shilled here so hard?

>>512644917 (OP)
Wtf happened to her? This can't be sufficiently explained by the wall. No one can devolve to this in one life time.

>>512644917 (OP)
>>512645186
Wtf, these are the same person?

>>512671758
Nigger kike detected, hope you guys annex eritrea soon. Takeover Sudan next after that

>>512648010
Her target audience is packing 10"+ BBCs
Mine too ngl

>>512671871
Our current government is run by a retard, maybe when the next regime takes over

>>512644973
fpbp
>>512645054
>>512646942
>>512647373
>>512655819
>>512657021
>>512660300
this isn't reddit, faggot

>>512644917 (OP)
noooooo lmao holy kek what the fuck does pierce brosnan feed them?

>>512645614
>I'm pretty sure she used to be cute.
extremely, yes

>>512671994
What did that retard do? All your other neighbors are weak, this is the perfect moment.

>>512672183
Being an architect gives you certain abilities some might deem unnatural

>>512644917 (OP)
>im like a whale,
>ill only swim awaaay

>>512644917 (OP)
>VERY leggy display
it's more like very hammy.
besides, I refuse to believe that's Nelly Furtado. what the fuck could have happened to do this to her?

>>512672440
First of he is an oromo( our quasi-niggers) and he is extremely bad at politics and is not suttle with his intentions. He spoiled our peace with eritrea and bitched out of Somaliland. He is an extremely retarded politician by ethiopian standards because his predecessors were either puppets or machiavellian geniuses, he is an independent retard.

>>512644917 (OP)
Oh no, what happened to the "bird"

>>512644917 (OP)
She looks good

>>512645675
>Holy shit. She was a 10. Wtf happened?
Now she's a 100

>>512644917 (OP)
What the fuck Nelly

>>512647009
That means a lot coming from Australia.

>>512646942
>>512645000
Kek

>>512644917 (OP)
>coalburnermaxxing
reminder she did not just have a kid with the most cracked out zesty buck on this planet, but she actually went for seconds some years later and got another one

>dates nigs
>balloons up and whores it up
Niggers and their culture make everything worse.

>>512647998
47.
She looks like shit for 47.
The number of fat acceptance shills on this site disgusts me, she needs to be placed into a camp.

>>512644917 (OP)
Whaley Fatlardo

>>512672183
>she was a girl, he was a boy
>can I make it any more obvious

>>512644917 (OP)
Nelly Fidgeardo
>the AI image model I usually use won't let me make a woman's body a fridge
Keep seething roasties.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>512644917 (OP)
Toll paid.

She lied!

You're beautiful and that's for sure
You'll never ever fade
You're lovely, but it's not for sure
And I won't ever change

Nelly Fartnado