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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE
>>512653721 (OP)TYB and good evening anons. /ourtard/ is currently eating a taco bowl with rice.
>>512653844Checked. I'm glad we're getting updates. Looks pretty good.
>>512653844That is definitely a white-people-taco bowl.
Who the fuck is this fucking nigger?
>>512654024Please don't use the n-word anon.
Fellas, I need your expertise. I ended a 10-day ban today that came out of this thread. It was for doxxing - which I've never done and never would do anywhere at any time.
Facts: an anon here posted that an OPL cop was involved in a shooting, I researched and found nothing, asked the anon for proof, he posted an FB link. I was banned for 10 days.
Why? I didn't appeal because fuck that. Did someone lie and claim I doxxed?
Thank you.
PS The OPL episode a week ago yesterday was actually the first good one in months. Several pursuits and perps getting got. But it's been trash otherwise. And Dan finds the worst studio guests possible.
>First Shift Updates
Same line-up as last night
>Guy with the gun lighter
Released, but backup spoke to the guy's friends
Stories didn't line up, K9, 84g of weed, fent, cocaine, and paraphernalia
All 3 charged with PWID
>Drunk woman with big glasses and White Claws, blew 0.16
Official meter at jail, 0.17 and 0.18
Dan says "There ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws"
>Oklahoma, weird guy with moldy pills at end of show
Cop had him walk in a straight line, he couldn't, but still just let him go with a laugh
He wasn't driving, just walking
>Interviews
Sacramento cop was involved with some high-profile case, they'll talk about it during the show
>>512654240Kudos to you and to webm anon, who came through with the flat tire cuties last night
>>512654061we love said nigger here faggot
>>512654300>flat tire cutieswebmanon is truly a king among men
since dan is an absolute faggot tease, webmrel is prolly the incident he will use as an excuse to not have good live content. basically officer dipshit pulled over this guy for texting while driving then thought it would be a good idea to try to climb through the window and got his shit wrecked. fuck you dan.
>>512655167What does your 6 year old webm have to do with anything tonight?
>>512654240>Drunk woman with big glasses and White Claws, blew 0.16>Dan says "There ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws"Get outta here, no he didn't lol
>>512655550>Get outta here, no he didn't lolHe didn't say it last night, but he did say it on First Shift
>>512655550That is excellent draw anon
>>512655167That's how my uncle i.l. died, trying to protect trick-or-treaters, and the driver squeezed him into a truck.
>>512656646Goddamn, that's fucked up anon
>>512654091Thatโs some Chinese Filipino hybrid
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I remember this guy
He was down at the river where all the high schoolers hang out ogling the girls, so he got his ass beat
>>512657058The cop said, he 'got beat up pretty well'
>>512657058This guy 100% was staring at teenage girls
A succulent Chinese meth?
>>512656204kek
>>512656213Glad you like it
This is another case of a White low income person who adopted the patois of another culture. Sad. Cultural genocide.
Trump voters are fuckin disgusting
Anons, hmu with any insight you have on why i got banned ITT. Thanks.
>>512654146
So he smashed his own car that someone else allegedly pays for?
someone has sex with that woman
>*sigh*
>Tired of dealing wit dez wypipo
>>512657526nah tough guy.
Did anything interesting happen yesterday in the last 45 minutes? I went to sleep early
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And even the "Last night on..." know that we wanna see the hotties
he changed his shirt for the main show
>>512657599Checked and dibs on future slampig
>>512657537and isn't that correct?
>>512657585an old schizo with moldy pills
>>512657599Damn I missed the teenage hotties
>>512657599Dans gonna try to get that Florida smoke show detective in more episodes.
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>>512653721 (OP)Good evening negros
>>512657645Is he an ayy lmao? He looks like a space alien.
>Wuns ageean wid duh dum shit
Sweetheart, you're White
>>512657682What's up friend?
>>512657682Looks like Daniel day Lewis in the gangs of New York movie
>>512657682good evening my fellow esteemed fatigued noticer
>>512657678nah. fake tan, face, tits, teeth, hair... and no personality.
it's clear dan plays the alpha in studio because all the LEOs that visit are cowed and don't say much or ever disagree.
>>512657676There's a webm of them (they said they were 19) here
>>512654626And since we're talking hotties...
>>512657678OPL needs more sexy whores
Stick 'em up! This is a robbery!
>>512657599the legs on the skinny one>
>>512657782Brunette said she was 21, but she may have been lying.
>turn on lights
>go through intersection
>turn lights off
kek this shit enrages people
>>512657782that was protractor ass!
i changed my mind about Richie. he's still an annoying Millennial who talks too much and tries to be cute. but he's a for real cop. very professional. intense about getting the job done. and can be tough when needed.
>>512657868>Brunette said she was 21I guess I missed that, I just remember hearing 19
Thanks for the correction
>>512657782dropped because she wipes her nose with the palm of her hand. would not have a night of glorious sex with.
>>512657740>>512657776The hour grows late. I saw a black person up here at my supermarket in NH and... well I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I saw a nigger at Market Basket and I will not get over it.
>>512657844>the legs on the skinny one>You get a good look at 'em here too
>>512654626
>>512657776>Good evening my fellow gentlemen of leisureAnon donโt rip of the classic and thatโs my calling card intro into old livepd and opl threadsโฆ That I havenโt been using recently, not hating you because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Just find your own calling card and stop ripping mine off with an inferior version.
>>512657787dan's the biggest one of all. definitely a whore who pimps criminals for cash and obviously works out with a trainer to try to be sexy.
>>512657939Officer Reddits brother is way better
>holdup
I thought they were called a stick up?
>>512658060there's 3 of them on the same department
>>512658056we've had the exact conversation about two weeks ago ...
Missed last night is there anything note worthy that happened?
>police show up to assist because your holdup alarm is going off
>be aggressive and unappreciative towards them
Nigger.
>>512657939>but he's a for real cop. very professional. intense about getting the job done. and can be tough when needed.We just saw that in action. Some redneck running a failing bar is upset because an employee hit the silent alarm. Fine him $5000 for wasting police time.
>>512658155The hot chicks from the opening highlights
It's a requirement to be a douche to own a bar
>>512653721 (OP)Anyone have a stream?
>>512658144I remember it vaguely, lately Iโve already been drunk a couple hours before opl starts due to having bad times.
>>512658179>First off, don't talk to me like that.I'm no fan of cops, but that faggot needs to read the room.
>>512658118Idea for Dan: instead of cops as studio guests, invite the advertiser.
-That blonde woman who sells anus and twat deodorant
-The gawn guy
-The white t shirt Pooph guy
-Etc.
Far more entertaining. And ask them viewer questions.
>>512658170Most bar and restaurant owners are fucking retards with money to burn
They're not people persons and have shit attitudes
>>512658179>>512658267it was a Buffalo Wild Wings
franchisees shouldn't be that big of dipshits usually
I noticed that the Walter white looking Missouri cop who melts down over every little thing hasnโt been on
>>512658246Jurgen Klop would be interesting
>>512658246We do need to find out if Chelsea ever got a whole new set.
>I pulled my gun and pointed it at he ground
Do not pull your firearm unless you plan to fire it
What is a pink whitney shot?
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>THEIR HOLD UP ALARM IS GOING OFF WE GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN
>>512658335Most franchises take something like 45% of the profit. Its bonkers how much money they take just so you can use their name.
>>512658235>Anyone have a stream?https://pastebin.com/TdERhTpU
Just watching online at thetvapp is probably the easiest one right now, our higher quality VLC streams have broken in the past week or so
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>>512658379>What is a pink whitney shot?Probably a shooter of this
>>512658267They donโt want too many police reports or cops having to show up because they can have their liquor licenses revoked for being a nuisance business and happens frequently to strip clubs and black clubs that have too many incidents of fights or shootings.
It's going pretty good so far.
Eleven yo.
>>512657939Just about everybody has SOME sort of quality characteristic. He's still a douchey faggot who thinks he's smarter than everyone and is too billy badass to ever be anything but dry as hell
>>512658383Jon Taffer should replace Dan on opl
>>512658209>>512658267oh shit you guys reminded me what i wanted to post last night but i was banned.
remember the triple play with the long vehicle pursuit and multiple PITs and perp was on crack and coke? I looked him up. He owns an Italian restaurant named after his last name. i wonder if it'll close - and how the food is
>>512658373>Do not pull your firearm unless you plan to fire itI disagree with the legal precedent on this one. I'm not disputing what you said because if you do it 100% of the time just lands you in legal trouble when outside of your home. If a pack of urban youths approaches you, if you pull out a gun and they scatter to call the police, you go to jail. Why the fuck is that illegal? You're being physically threatened, you're threatening back as a deterrent. That should be 100% legal.
>>512658433>barstool kike sports alcohol
>>512658455in his defense, he obviously does have a higher IQ than any other cop we've seen on this show
>>512658335Franchisees are just as bad somehow despite not being full owners.
>>512658446A safety check wouldn't be the same as customers fighting or shootings and so on.
>>512658502You have to wait until you're already beaten & relieved of your firearm or dead before you can reach for it, anon! Duh!
Arrest this bitch for being gross
>>512658502Most of the times if itโs โyouthsโ or unsavory people theyโre not going to call the cops if you pull a gun out and will just run. However if your at a white place and pull a gun out then yeah theyโre definitely calling the cops for you brandishing.
I dislike black folks desu
>>512658028Damn, just as toned as they should be.
>>512658649many such cases
Hey gang! Been a long time since Iโve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
Hey gang! Been a long time since Iโve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>512658640>However if your at a white placelike buffalo wild wings and a drunk hispanic wants to fight?
Officer Reddit just had a Reddit moment I wonder if the whole bar stood up and clapped after he owned the manager
>>512658708>Nye countyWhere?
What do these spergs gain by posting the same shit every thread
Thank goodness heโs out there saving lives showing up 10-15 minutes later after these events that take seconds to occur.
>>512658749You never got an answer the last 8 times you asked this?
>>512658777Pahrump, NV. Meth filled town an hour west of Vegas.
>>512658794>literally every cop everYou're a legitimately retarded nigger if you think your personal security is the responsibility of police.
>>512658373In many cases pulling a gun on unarmed attackers can still get you in hot water. Anon here jokes
>>512658618 but yeah you literally have to be in a life or death state to pull your gun.
It's fucking gay and retarded but as a gun owner you literally have to use your gun as a last ditch effort to protect yourself.
At least in some part of my state, FL.
>>512658246I like this idea, I'd like to add:
>the bad mom who loves her cat more than her kid>Someone from a big pharma advertisement who's unable to converse because they're suffering from severe side effects.
Is that the producer or cam op asking questions?
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>on a scale of 1-10, how high are ya?
>On a scale of 1-10 how high are you.
LOL
>>512658781the illusion of a life with purpose
Is she wearing socks with flip flops?
>>512658893It sounds like it's coming from the back seat, so I assume it's the producer
It was fun to listen to, actually
>foo foo spray
She should have used pooph.
>>512658819>PahrumpArt Bell lived there
Is this another case of average npc surprised by the hundreds of pounds of drugs in their car?
i hope they slam the ham planet this time
>>512658955I wear socks and Birkenstocks. Itโs coming back.
>>512658879Yes! thank you. most hatable ad lady ever. worse than pussy odor lady.
>20
Oh, she was probably smoking weed with her.
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>I KNOW THAT YOU JUST TOOK A FAT DAB
>>512658879>>the bad mom who loves her cat more than her kidHope this trashy toxoplasmosis bitch gets trapped in a box with no one around and rots
>>512658989He almost inspired me to get a HAM license, but I realized I didn't have the gumption to mess with a bunch electronics (just not inclined that way).
Bradley Taylor needs to train every highway cop in America.
Squatter from last night?
QRD?
>>512658848>>512658910Gotta get those sips in to be top dogโฆ
At this point just transition
>so quirky Toyoda bumper sticker
>>512659104fat white middle aged mentally ill lady who resisted a bit
>>512659137That dude has some nice titties.
Oh man, if it wasn't for the decal, I would've never known that was a Toyota vehicle
>>512659087Get a Beowulf and fuck with HAM boomers trying to triangulate you while driving around.
>>512658955I love socks and slides and I don't care what anyone thinks.
Iโm actually a caucasian
>>512659084I was a drug court judge!
>>512659182anyone member the pretext for the stop? speeding?
Go back to Office Alex Jones, that was getting interesting
What the FUCK is with driveways having a metal cover for the cars when theres a perfectly serviceable garage at each house?
>>512659223They're great unless you walk through dewy grass or a puddle.
>>512659192Socks and puffy sole slides are peak comfy
>>512659087you just get a study guide and take the tests (there are three levels). All the possible questions are published by the FCC, but you dont know which questions are on the test. All are multiple choice. No messing with electronics necessary for the test.
>>512659268Either there's another car in there or it used as a storage location.
>>512659239Yes speeding. Itโs fuckin retarded to be doing ANYTHING even slightly illegal if you have a car full of drugs. One crime at a time.
>>512659268The garage is filled with boomer treasures(garbage) for their children to inherit and throw away.
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>>512659239She was pulled over for following too closely
Complete bullshit, of course - they clearly got tipped off from an informant but had to cover his ass
>>512659230>Drug Court Judge VS
>Dyslexic Librarian
>>512659359ty. i wonder if her handlers told her not to speed and she did anyway.
>>512659312I just got a ham radio for when SHTF. They wonโt care if you have a license in that scenario and during peacetime, I donโt want to talk to nerds and boomers
>>512659268i was talking to a garage door repairman once, he said more and more people are using their garages for storage and just parking in the driveway now.
>>512659353>Either there's another car in therePossible, but considering EVERY house had a carport and cars outside, doubtful. If your small house has 3+ cars, what are you even doing?
>>512659364>it used as a storage location.Its a garage, for cars and working on shit. People who use garages as storage units are low class animals.
>>512659382Pretty good reason to pull into the garage.
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Good morning frens
>>512659417interesting. might not be that. could be the plate reader told them the car was associated with crimes.
>>512659359>>512659417Whatever cartel she was working for obviously burned the white girl with a negligible 20msome pounds of weed while a tractor trailer went by at the same time loaded with 200 kilos of coke or fentanyl went by while she was sitting on the highway. Someone definitely called her in.
>>512659417yes, parallel construction
>>512659507G'day straya anon
>>512659312 >>512659087> study guideHas the same questions as on the test, so it is mainly memorization. Then you could just buy a handy talky with no electronics to mess with, maybe buy a nicer antenna.
>calls the cops
>be an asshole
This is a trend tonight
>>512659661we don't know his side
What a fuckin fag also this new black female cop is alright but sheโs no serenity
>>512659661I think this guy is just fatigued more than anything else, but yeah - cops are getting attitude tonight
I wonder if it's evidence of a widespread shift in the US, or just a coincidence
>tell me what happen
You just fuckin got here, I'm not repeating myself. I'll just shoot him myself next time and not bother to call you idiots.
Is what he should have told her.
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>>512659742Not too many brain cells between the two of them
>>512659268Salesman used to go door to door selling these things and they were reasonable priced and basically instantly installed. Only in certain parts of country, usually super hot desert or snow because shade or shelter helps a lot
>>512659812Science has truly gone too far
>>512659737Iโd be mad if I just got attacked or robbed and I called the police for help and a bunch of blacks showed up
YOU GON STOMP ON THAT MARIJUANA
officer infowars is unfathomably based
SHE said she smoked before driving. Arrest her ass!
All cops should be like the chief from Hazen.
>get a medical card
Shut up Clayton!
>Officer Alex Jones acting as a father to this lady
>>512659932It's OK to drive a little high.
>>512659837They're basically 50/50 in older non-HOA neighborhoods around texas. New neighborhoods with HOAs prohibit them. 100% of homeowners with them that I've asked explained they got them because their garage (and sheds) were full of junk they haven't touched in 10 years.
Its very odd behavior to collect junk, put it in your garage and shed, forget about that junk, then pay extra money to help preserve your $50,000+ vehicle.
>>512659764Sometimes people are so distraught, etc they forget to mention things when speaking to the first cops there. It's common for officers showing up later to question witnesses then share information and fill the holes.
I mean he doesn't have to talk to her but he's not doing himself any favors.
Alex jones cousin
>>512660035
oh shit it's officer run-the-cameraman-to-death
Bam! Right into the fucking house.
>Chase of a black Charger
Gee, who would've thought it was an African American gentleman?
>>512660051>white guy purple shirt dark blue pants waving a gun around, he went that wayWhat information do you think this business owner is so distraught over that he forgot to tell them?
>>512660163everyone in clayton county is, cops and all
>charger hit a building with no insurance
>be scared to go to jail
>behave in a way that guarantees you go to jail
niggers
Straight kino when the camera op jumps over a fence. Anyone remember that camera op who slid across the car hood to get to the perp?
>this is a rough day for him
all his own doing
>>512660229Why are they called black people? Theyโre not black and theyโre not people.
how much is clayton county spending on rolls of paper
the vanity of the nigger town police departments. Sheriff name on the cars, special trackstar vests. africa tier shit
>>512660163>>512660222It was a dodge challenger
>>512660249camera guys on this show are the MVPs. only ones who don't let us down.
>Why arenโt we thanking the advertisers enough?!?
Why the fuck are their tickets so long?
>>512660316You see, Dan Abrams has no shame. Zero.
>>512660302Government thinking is,"what difference does it make, the tax payers are gonna pay for it anyway".
>>512660307Welcome to Atlanta it only gets worse the closer you get to Atlanta properโฆNo wonder why Buckhead wanted to become their own municipality.
>>512660333>Why the fuck are their tickets so long?Lawyers
It's the same reason you get warnings on a jar of peanuts that says "Warning: Contains peanuts"
Some lawyer got their client off on a technicality from a ticket, so now they have to spell out everything
Also, checked trips
>>512660315i feel like they've been slippin the past few months.
>>512660339Kek, that's the one. Looked so smooth, too.
>>512660198Hair color, what did the gun look like, did the purple shirt have a logo or words on it, did he leave on foot, do you have video of the guy?
But nah just get frustrated and go back inside.
I hope the fucker comes back and actually shoots him.
>>512660396memorable incident. so few from this show. did he get time?
>>512660433bro they were all over the brunette last night
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Do you remember the time there was the black cop with a plastic hairnet on handing out outrageously long tickets to people in the rain?
They had this kino shot just as the cop drove away.
>>512660333the entire department is niggers and they can't write at all.
>>512660442can't remember
>>512660473they keep missing all the cats tho, and also that midget from a week or two ago
>>512660536>financial advisor
>>512660339Kind of retarded to get up in the perps face before the cops even he could have gotten blasted
>>512660536Did they leave this county or stopped getting this cop? He seemed a bit zesty from what I can remember
I noticed last night during my ban that perps comply much more for Black officers
>>512660339I'm confident that cameraman got fired. Opens the door, nearly gets the door taken off, then sprints to the stopped car to look inside. So fucking dangerous and getting ahead of the cops even posing a safety risk to them, theres no way he still films this shit.
>>512660563EX finance advisor
>>512660417>It's the same reason you get warnings on a jar of peanuts that says "Warning: Contains peanuts"I had to get up and check my jar of Peter Pan and it does say "Contains: Peanuts"
What a fucking clown world we live in.
>>512660271> gun lighterThat one, at least, looks like a lighter. Yesterday's goof should have been ventilated for that, he can thank his lucky stars, because the gas pump would have gone up too.
Check this out - similar incident - another hit and run piece of shit - got caught
https://nypost.com/2025/08/08/us-news/bronx-woman-driving-77-mph-in-25-mph-zone-indicted-for-killing-cab-driver-da/
>Infant was unresponsive
Oh no
>She's breathing, she's crying
Oh thank God that was just old information
>>512660602Tell us more about your ban.
>>512660600>a bit zestya bit?
Remember when that niggerfaggot cop accused a woman of hiding cocaine and then couldn't find any and gave her a ticket for it anyway? I'm glad he's done.
>>512660648>peter panBroke ass nigga canโt afford the real shit
>>512660684ill ban you from my good graces
>>512660595>>512660607That's not the perp, he jumped out for the car and left his buddy passenger inside while he ran from the cop. I hope he at least got a warning.
>>512660762JIF is what you buy with your EBT
>>512660602This is why we need segregation again. Just let the blacks police themselves. Itโs a win for everyone.
>>512660762Fuck you nigga
Peter Pan Honey Roasted mogs your dry ass boomer ass Jif
This femoid cop looks like Robocop with that hairline.
>>512660804I know its not the perp he's in the passenger seat. Still dangerous as shit to run up to a car like that for a felony traffic stop. Like the other anon pointed out, the passenger may have "gotten scared" and shot the first person that came to the window.
She looks like the southern version of officer Heather Smith
>>512660871>Peter Pan Honey RoastedThat legit sounds tasty, not gonna lie
I like to put peanut butter on graham crackers, and that honey would taste especially good on that
>>512660875Dead or alive you're coming with me
>>512660871You like Peter Pan honey peanut butter because it looks like cum
>>512660855Who the fuck buys peanut butter butter? I havenโt bought or though about peanut butter in like 30 years.
What riveting content, watch a female cop drive for 5 minutes
>>512660762>>512660871>He doesn't get the straight out of the machine honey roasted peanut butter from the fresh market Poorfags in here.
>>512660911Yeah it's actually really good.
Putting it on graham crackers sounds fucking great.
>>512660911It has more sugar added than honey.
>>512660944Peanut butter is good, you sound like a faggot.
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>>512660871>25% sugarngmi
>>512660966What the fuck
I'm not standing there and grinding my own peanut butter.
The fuck am I George Washington Carver?
>>512660975>people who watch bootlicker TV are fat fucks with no dietary controlLmao figures.
>>512660911get the crunchy version it's better
>NO YOU DON'T
yes, he does
>>512661002Nigger youโre crying about different kinds of peanut butter when it literally goes along with nothing nobody over 7 years old eatsโฆ.You're obviously a man child no better than the soijaks that get posted here arguing for your favorite peanut butter.
>>512661072Carver didnโt actually invent peanut butter. He just stole credit for it like how blacks are actually Egyptians and sheit
Triple play, look at that faggot go!
>>512661126What makes you think we're bootlickers? Is it because the premise of the show is documenting how police do police things?
>>512661072>the guy who chopped up George Washington?
>>512661198Anyone who uses bootlicker and has 1 post this late is usually some ACAB troll
Just ignore em
Royal Kingdom installed itself on my cell phone somehow. I never downloaded it. Must have come along with an update.
Kind of crazy how hard that shitty matching game is being shilled. Must be some kind of glownigger spyware.
triple play because dan is a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkMlPuKFC8o
>>512661207I laughed harder than I should have
>>512660911dude put raisins on it 2
>>512661265You got hacked dude change your fucking password now!!!
>>512661253FUCK! I got gotten!
>>512661265If things are installing on your phone without permission you either clicked some shit you shouldn't have or have a malware apps that's installing it in the background.
Start checking for apps you don't recognize or anything that might look different after an update.
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
i wonder if niggers are easier for a dog to track than others
I'm seeing the cops go through backyards and shit - yet it's never happened to me
Has anybody ever had that happen?
You just hear something outside, and it's cops on a track like this?
>>512661506Remember when half the country got convinced Trump was a Russian agent and then all these same people ran out and got vaxxed and cried that they weren't being locked down hard enough? Literally sub-human.
>>512661253>people who call us out are actuallyLmao even you're big fat and ignorant eh? Well that's just redundant now isn't it?
>>512661584No, I donโt live in nigger neighborhoods.
>>512661584I've had police chopper get really close to my house and looked out back to see a bunch of cars but no never had cops running in the back .
>>512661554Yes, because they stink
>>512661638There is nothing worse than not living in a nigger zone and having them find there way to your non nigger zone
Count yourself lucky
That cop was cleared to blow that guy away as soon as he hit the gas pedal but he clearly wasnโt ready to kill soneoje
The cop had every right to shoot this faggot
Good job Tommy, that lead-in for the triple play wasn't nearly as gay as your usual ones. Not calling Dan "ssssir" with that dicksucking lisp of yours really helps people take you more seriously
Where the fuck is his taser?
>>512661839He was in a situation where he didn't want to let go of the suspect for any reason.
To use a taser you have to clear so you don't end up shocking yourself in the process, even when using it contact to skin you have to be prepared.
I think him waiting for backup was his second best route other than shooting him.
>>512661806> The cop had every right to shoot this faggotI was hoping for a billy club, at least
>>512660491>>512660515>>512660536u laugh but this is what peak Ameri'mutt looks like
>>512661253this. ignore trolls. always. ITT:
-drunk driving fans
-ACABabies
-AI head case
-that one i never name
-that other one i never name
>>512662176>everyone who doesn't worship the police is a drunk or AiThis is a damn funny cope.
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