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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>512661843 (OP)
Digit and Dan is in the Epstein files

Why do they keep letting that retard out of prison? He's clearly not fit for society and should just locked away or deleted.

>>512661653
>I've had police chopper get really close to my house
Now that you mention it, something like that happened to me once
There was a guy who was thought to be about 1/4 mile from my house, and the chopper was circling the area, occasionally going right over my house
I made sure to lock my doors, turn on the lights, and had my pistol next to me

>>512661928
Same thing happened to me, except I went outside and stared at the chopper because I love aviation. He shined the spotlight on me, but quickly moved off.

Boy, did this episode get boring

>>512662097
it's gonna get worse

>>512661904
>Epstein
Do you honestly believe Dan Abramowitz is attracted to underage *females*, anon?

>>512662097
>We're driving across town to arrive at an already secured scene
>lets go to break
>theres another race through traffic to walk around doing nothing.

>>512661253
this. ignore trolls ITT.
-drunk driving fans
-ACABabies
-AI head case
-that one i never name
-that other one i never name

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>512662097
They're all terrible, i havent watched in months

>Nonstop commercials for things I'd never buy
I guess someone's buying this shit, right?

That Martha Stewart ad woke me up. Wtf?

Anyone understand why I got banned and you were deprived of my high quality posts?
>>512654146

>>512662166
he's attracted to money. look at all his shows and how hard he shills incessantly like for his YT channel

>>512662278
90% of this show is "drive fast to thing that is either already over or is a nothingburger". The remaining 10% is "watch cameraguy suffer through dense woods hike for an hour while cops accomplish nothing productive"

>>512662375
You dont want to travel with your new teeth?

>>512662075
That's such a common thing people do but it's also dangerous.
There are so many stories of criminals running from the cops entering homes or even hostages.

glad we could be enriched by this culture

>>512662463
i differ with those %s. You left out standing around doing nothing. that's the 90%.

Have we even been to Lee county? I noticed Dan likes to stay in about 3 counties for the majority of an episode.

did you hear about the funeral melee in MN this week? like 200 involved.

I had a close friend who got linked into the Mexican cartels in Atlanta and they do not play… They take a picture of your ID and they force you to take them to your family members homes… You are promised to make a lot of money and you are guaranteed to make lots of money just by being associated and knowing the connects. If you ever get busted and they ever find out that you snitched on any of them and if you’re in jail or in hiding and they can’t find you then they will kill your parents or any family members they can find. They do not care if they kill women and kids and that’s why nobody snitches…. They will never let you leave once you have committed to the game and they don’t care because once you’re in then you can never retire…. I’m not even joking….

Roaches scattering

>>512662466
SAAR?
DID YOU REDEEM THE TEETH SAAR?

>>512662463
How is this cop's instagram feed more exciting than the show itself? Why can the cop watch that on his tablet but I can't text a hoe?

Tom Homan, call your office

>They're going to want to get there...

Why, so they can make zero arrests?

>They're watching this LIVE!
I wonder what that's like

Passenger tossed something

>>512662589
>Mexican cartels in Atlanta and they do not play
They get what they deserve.

I hope this retard tries to run.

>i'm just tryin to get home
what a retarded faggot

>>512662719
>what a retarded faggot
Seriously, nobody in the world believes that lie

>Loyalty pit bull shirt
This dude has 6 brain cells.

>>512662670
America's future

I love how ever since the reboot from Live PD to OPL Jewfag Dan and producers tweaked the show for a “more even” amount of Black & White encounters.

Is that officer Salmon?

She has a baby doll head

probably going to miss the rest of the ep
about to eat this
the shits will be glorious

>>512662900

It might be a female.

>>512663003
So did Tolman. Must be something in the South Carolina water.

>>512663037
Cool dog food

>>512663037
That looks good. What's your accompanying beverage?

he's still just tryin to get home

MODS ARER GAY. MODS ARE FGSDYy

What's the price of that ticket?

>>512663103
sweet tea, plus black coffee espresso ground i make myself

dan has tons of previously recorded content lined up for us. FUCK YOU DAN

Is Dan going to show a video of the black cop getting shot??

>>512663157
and now he's GAWN

>>512662390
>Anyone understand why I got banned
I beginning to understand exactly why you were banned.

low-test basedboi that can't even grow a proper beard

>>512663073
i was and always will be a dog

>Street takeover
>Slideshow
Would building a 'Nürburgring' placate these people? Or are they just interested in doing dumb shit in intersections?

"As promised, we're gonna re-traumatize this nog on live TV by making him relive some horrible incident that he barely survived. Stick around to see if he has a PTSD freakout."

You're alright sometimes, Abramowitz.

Again, you see low income Whites appropriating AA culture, in this case by stunt driving two or three wheeled vehicles in traffic to disrupt and annoy.

Another connection - fireworks in an intersection is similar in that the purpose is to lower the quality of life of the average American. You see this more and more. Young people and the left in particular aren't motivated by joy, but by hatred and anger. We're cooked.

>>512663285
>Or are they just interested in doing dumb shit in intersections?
yep. They burnout, film their felonies, and then when it gets busted up whoever is the slowest or runs first gets arrested. Thats the thrill of it.

Plus race tracks are really lame about safety equipment and rules.

>>512663256
forgive me for contributing while you only read. but no, it wasn't amount of posts, but a baseless claim I had doxxed. bet the anon responsible is here.

I'm actually a pay pig and I can't find this live.. wtf I thought it was on peacock

>>512663256
Banned guy and Nye guy should start their own thread

>>512663285
>that pic

>>512663387
It's not the amount of your posts in general, but the fact that you won't shut the fuck up about being banned that lead me to believe you should be banned again.

>>512663329
move to a rural area or get your passport

>>512663397
Look under live channels on peacovk

>>512663413
no bros ITT answered my original question, proving this thread is filled with low quality just like so much of /pol/ has become in recent years. used to be real ones here.

>>512663285
that pic is what this website is about, kek

>>512662616

Just got here. Did I miss anything? Did Beyce, Addy, or Jill show butthole?

>>512663451
that you think i didn't get that is more a statement about you than me

>>512663470
>don't notice, be quiet, just capitulate

>>512663554
you didn't even get banned.

>>512663496
How the fuck are we supposed to know, we're not janitors

>>512663680
>>512663729
He's just an attention whore, probably that tranny faggot in disguise
Just ignore it

>>512663496
Everything has gotten worse in recent years sorry to inform you

>>512663760
It's becoming clear that he used his ban to spend time on reddit.

pueblo is an awful city

>>512663680
why lie? it was for 10 days

>>512663729
thanks for at least trying

>>512663760
nope. you have poor instincts and critical thinking skills

>>512663855
>why lie?
that's what i'm wondering, why you're lying

>>512663832
i'm glad im getting all these replies and realizing how fucking wrong so many anons ITT are and why it's been low quality for years. actually thought this thread was smart and based.

>>512663854
i've heard, im close to getting out of Aurora myself

>>512663854
same i live here
in pueblo west anyways

Could have grabbed two of them

How heroic. They arrest one of the three morons who were mostly putting themselves in danger.

>>512663362
>Plus race tracks are really lame about safety equipment and rules.
Yes, all true. It's too bad they don't make circuits more appealing to normal people but I guess no one wants to be liable for some dumbass who kills himself in their shitbox at your circuit
>>512663428
>>512663512
Glad you guys like it.

Just tuning in now. Anything of note happen tonight?

>>512664033
>putting your woman in your social media photo

>>512663995
He could have sprayed all 3 of them with mace then tased one

>>512664039
the white menace must be stopped. the other menace must be let go.

finally here
finally sorted kids comp
fucking corsair ram had degraded from fine into non stop errors
2 new sticks sorted it

>>512664054

Jill Falcon was shown in a bikini for a fundraiser.

>>512664048
Anon actually added Spider-man to that image
KEK

>>512664074
>He could have sprayed all 3 of them with mace then tased one
They also could have run up to the front 2, put their batons into the spokes of their tires, then tackled the back one
It would have done some damage, at least

>>512664108
Lawd have mercy

tyler loves the attention

>>512664106
I'm way overdue for a hardware failure like that, and since I'm working from home now, I am not looking forward to that day

>>512664187
ive never had memory go bad
if it boots day one ive had no issues
this degraded from the odd blue screen after 12 months into non stop crash loop
2 years old lifetime warranty
but whos got time to go offline while you get shit shipped back and forth to taiwan

>>512664140

batons in the spokes for a win

A net would have worked too

>>512664161
Facebook lawyers are my favorite

So peacock DOESNT have live (atleast on mobile) but Amazon let's you do it.
Man I hate jews.

>>512664391

I deleted my Facebook like fifteen years ago. I poked around my job’s account a few months ago; it’s just boomers complaining about fucking everything with substandard grammar and randomly capitalized words.

>for why
>for why
>for why

>>512664421
If you cant see live you are not paying the premium subscription or you are not logged in correctly

The cops should call ICE immediately
DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

>>512664377
>A net would have worked too
The latest fun gadget is the bolawrap
It shoots out two heavy hooks connected with Teflon wire which wraps around the perp's legs or arms
Batman shit, basically

>>512662799
DEPORT

Put him on ICE

A drunk Mexican color me shocked

DEPORT THIS FUCKING DRUNK BEANER

>wait wait wait wait wait wait
You could literally hear the cans rattling around when he was being pulled out

>or what?
thats what the gun in your face is for tard

>>512664421
I watch this every week on peacock your shit is fucked up

>>512664580
he's saying
>for why

>door opens
>hear cans fall out

Fucking mush mouth spic
Catapult his cunt into the gulf

>When I tell you to get out of the car, you get out of the car
No, no, no
>Oh no, you're right, sorry sir!

Nice truck and PUMA underwear - guy's doing well

lol it was a monster can that's pretty shocking actually

>>512664549
this company's stocks have tanked

>>512664506
Kek, how far is alligator alcatrez from Lee county?

>>512664544
NAZI

>>512664506
KLANSMAN

>>512664555
EVIL

>>512664572
CHUD

>>512664608
really
i've never face to faced with a pissed mexman

>>512664543
>>512664587
Well it was just showing reruns on my phone so, if you can see it live there let me know

How can somebody be so drunk yet still resist

>>512664612
Modelo

>>512664658
>i've never face to faced with a pissed mexman
they're kinda like our abbos

Once they put them in handcuffs they all start understanding and speaking English, funny that.

>>512664645
>this company's stocks have tanked
Looks like the bolawrap company had a huge spike in the Summer of 2020
Hmmm...

>>512664724
Mexicans are way more advanced than abos

>>512664656
>NAZI
Like that's an insult

>>512655318
retard

>>512664724
the abbos would at least immediately know why they're getting manhandled
no matter how blasted

>>512664549

BolaWrap: far out. Drop it from drones!

Just let go of the car retard

Retard literally jumped in

Damn, that seems pretty lucky to me
Dude got fucked up

He should have just blasted the perp

>>512664860
He did.

streams are running trash
bet kid is doing 8tb of windows updates

Putting Ounlyfans on your vehicle is peak degenerate behavior
She sounds fat to

is dan getting a cut?

Well, let's get a look her.

>>512664991
I was right

>>512664991
>She sounds fat
she did say she was making edibles

> aerobics

A good joke for once

>>512664991
Putting your porn url on your car is Weimar America shit

>Cheshire cat and 'i stop for emo girls' bumper sticker
How fat is she gonna be?

>>512664975
it's legit crazy how we have the same eye.

Pierced and tattoo'd uggo
Being a slut is the only way she can be of value

>>512665016
Emo, millennial. Just what I was expecting.

Find the only fans whore

>>512665016
You didn't pay for that, did you?

>>512664914

Similar situation, cop shot the perp four times, perp lived, cop died. Sad.

Society has ruined women's minds to where fatties and 5's think they're pretty

>>512665145
I have never spent a dime to get off and I never will

>>512665016

Ugh, couldn't pay me to look at that.

Roll for your generic girl tattoo:
0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)
1. Cartoon/Anime character
2. Feather
3. Quote
4. Chinese Characters
5. Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse
6. Flower
7. Tribal/Geometric pattern
8. Flash/Sailor Jerry
9. Animal
Doubless. Ex baby daddy's name
Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)
Quadss. Debt free virgin without tattoos

>>512664991
>She sounds fat to

>>512665195
>be onlyfans model with a gunt
>only make enough to have payments on a mazda

>>512665195
tell me about it

>>512665195
That is someone that is offended by cultural appropriation

This negress is my cousin. I'm behind 200 vpns btw.

>ar-15
>concealed carry
kek

>Why were you carrying around an AR-15 like that?
Because the 2nd Amendment says so

>conceal carrying ar15
>calls it a clip

Fucking dumb apes

>>512665302
we can smell you through the vpn

>>512665257
>bbbbbbut 3 million per hour
fucking kike marketers

>>512665229

>shapeshifting

A poetic was of describing expansion.

>>512665229
someone is sending her money right now

>>512665055
>it's legit crazy how we have the same eye.
It's insane, the number of times that we both take a screencap within a few frames of each other

>>512665345
constitution should never have been applied to blacks

>>512665358
Look man. I'm like 96% white but I know my ancestors unironically got wayyyyy too groovy.

>>512665378
Only a nigger would “conceal carry” this.

These below mid whores need to get over themselves....I will never give them one fucking cent...get a real fucking job you fucking grifters....

>>512665421
>constitution should never have been applied to blacks
Agreed

Yeah I'm going to sleep after the next commercial break starts, tonights episode has been a boring shitshow

>>512665419
>I can't get my credit card fast enough

>want to go fishing
>hop in my 30 year old toyota
>take a hit of weed
>transmission craps out
>drive into a bush
>ask to be sent to canada for MAID

>>512665195
Didn't you notice the two girls giggling about how they had no idea how to change a tire at the start of the show? They expect their pussy pass to always save them.

>wants to go to canada
must be an indian enjoyer

>>512665511
did it work or did it not work

>>512665544
He loves Chink and Pajeet pussy

>>512665470

Be sure to come back next weekend when we’ll be featuring octuple plays and several new drug commercials!

>>512665547
Well, it certainly did

>>512665378
Isn't it illegal now because the barrel is off or shortened?

>>512665470
Watch this when you wake up https://youtu.be/jjhiTyF0MvY?si=3dpbVCt9untjAtT3

>>512665441
Sure, but many others do which is why these roasties with blown pussies have no shame.

>>512665507
Based.

>>512665603
I don't know the gun laws, since it seems like most of them are silly and easy to get around
He did say it was technically a pistol?

>>512665419
Shiver me udders

>>512665669
i stopped trying to keep up with the atf

>>512665707
Her tit to gut ratio could be worse

Imagine the supple shits that senokot Gardner takes.

Are the police racist?

>>512665612
I might watch this after the show
Those little northern towns look so cozy but I'm never too sure how welcoming they are to outsiders.

>>512665833
course they are
impossible not to

oh heres that voice

>>512665833
If you expose yourself to the bad elements of any race it effects you.

>needs to tell a nigger the most obvious shit
typical

>>512665603

It doesn't look illegal at all.

>>512665833
i hope so

>>512665000
his lawyer's on the phone now

>nigger
>not a felon
off to buy a lotto ticket

holy fucking shit
realest shit on here in years
pull your gat, officer

Oh great, we go another jailhouse lawyer
AND THEY'RE FIGHTING THE COP HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HELL FUCKING YEA!!!!

Topkek what was that?

>Cop getting his asswhooped
>4 hosses come running in to help
You love to see it

>what is he bein suspected for
>6'4" citizen shows up
KINO

is this a redemption for LV department?

The cop has heart you gotta give him that, nice to see people help too

they should both be cold in the morgue.

do you think a time will ever come when we speak openly about the menace and solve it?

This is why whites should never let niggers get a hold of you.

If I was that cameraman, I'm not sure I could've just let that happen and keep filming
Holy shit that was intense

That's webm worthy
Cop squared up, like come with it bitch

Wow, surprisingly lot of good people in Las Vegas, saving this soft-ass motherfucker's life.

Whoooo. Remove these ones from our society.

>>512666197
heart and balls. give him a raise and promotion and the citizens an award

What OPL should be all about

They lost their will to fight when them big boys ran in

>It took one big white guy guy to throw two niggers on the ground

AROUND BLACKS
>________

>>512666228
>surprisingly lot of good people in Las Vegas
I couldn't help but notice the race of the perps and the race of the people who helped...

Finland bro missed the best part of tonight's show. Kek

That was fucking impressive.

>>512666112
yeah wtf he just shapes up lol
prolly for the camera

Niggers want to yap over a cart full of trash and probably stolen shit

notice how dan addresses that incident - carefully didn't condemn the POS perps or praise the cop for physical response, but instead mentions how calm he is.

f u abrams

>>512665841
The people are fine and very nice. However, you may not get in their inner circles if you did not grow up there

>>512666216
Contractually obligated to not interfere but I'm sure he must have been thinking about it.

>>512666269
Share your snacks

>>512666310
Reviewbrah is one of us - the Louisiana Parole Board is a staple of /pol/ for years, and he's there with us

This shit will never close from Nye County

It warms my heart when the dude jumped out of his car and was ready to fuck up those niggers no questions asked

I didn't notice this the first time, but Dan's right
If this guy was reaching for a gun, we would be talking about a homicide instead of a fight

>>512666259

I was jumping out of my seat.

>>512666400
i was yelling at the guy crossing the road before the car jus pulled in
>get the fuck in there bro
>free reign to smash a nigger
kino would've been the driver just runs one right over

>>512666434

The cart was stolen to begin with. We'll probably find out what was in it next week.

ngmi

>>512666563
wait it's already almost over???? where did the time go

i'm so cynical the whole scene felt fake. these 2 niggers coulda easily killed this cop.

It's opposite day

>>512666310
Reviewbruh had probably been bullied all his life
You develop a second sense for things

>Involuntary
Bullshit, she liked it

You know Abramowitz is cumming in his pants over the racial lineup here

Also FUCKING LOL it happened again! Whores gonna whore

La'Quanda kinda cute

>>512666590
if no one was around, they certainly would have put him in the hospital at the very least. maybe cop would've gotten off a shot.

>laquanda vanished again
lol

All right, which one of you Hosses is this guy?

Dude is able to seduce a cute black girl and does so with evil intent.
But this bitch got kidnapped twice so it probably was easy.

Shrek is back

>>512666660
she did it again ...

>>512666660
Lined out enough she left again!

>SHE VANISHED AGAIN
Once is a mistake
Twice is a pattern
No more money should be wasted on this slut

Also, I think that's a Chick-Fil-A uniform?

this bitch volunteered im not going

webm prolly looks like shit but it was too wild to edit.

>PTSD
I think this little bitch is just retarded and the mom isn't wrangling her properly

Ok, so THAT'S why Dan allowed airing the two BMs attacking the WM cop. Because he has this Missing segment ready to follow with a WM perp

>>512666713
>Chick-Fil-A uniform
100% laquanda was slanging chicken

Le’Quanda has already been turned into a rug

Where is LeQuanda's father, pol?

>>512666730
fuck yeah!
thanks webmanon!

>>512666730
Thank you webm anon

>>512666687
>kidnapped twice
Is it kidnapping if she went on her own accord?

>>512666730
FUCKING KINO
Great job fren

>>512666730
Hahahaha I love tazer flops! How much time people think theyll get?

>>512666730
why did he not back away and pull at least taser if not service weapon after first knockdown? regulations?

PS Why the ban?

>>512666789
Right I used the wrong word.
Lured is the better word. Either way this little bitch is a problem.

>>512666730
This one gets saved, anons.

>>512666730
>Imagine being so soft you can't gain control of a physical situation YOU initiated in the first place
>Imagine being so stupid you started this fight outnumbered 2vs1, no backup, somehow having thought you were just gonna be chad af and wrestle them both into submission

This retard is honestly, truly fortunate to still be alive. His judgement of the situation is so shit and he is so overestimating his own physical abilities that he will absolutely get himself, a partner or a civilian killed one of these days. Assign this soft-ass retard to a traffic investigation desk.

>>512666730
That guy is one of the worst fighters I’ve ever seen. He trips twice, get hip tossed, goes for a take down and collapses on himself.

pige

>you guys were great
Come on Dan, these guys aren't even memorable. She being Tom Morris jr.

HOHOL SPOTTED

>>512666934
>he ends up fighting the 2nd nigger instead of the one he tried to detain
truly baffling.

>>512666934
He should've just bought himself more time until back up arrived. Was way too aggressive and looked bad.

Watching the beginning since i missed it
I bet it burns Dan's chaps when people still call the show LivePD

see you next week, huberts

Did they get rid of the other black guy host?

>>512667324
Curtis has been out a lot recently, but he's still around occasionally
Not sure if he's in some weird contract thing, or if he's just taking time off in the summer

>>512667284

Does the pig have a tattoo?

>>512667523
>the pig
which one