Thread 512671074

How do I get a girlfriend that looks like this? Serious responses only.

>>512671074 (OP)
go to the gym for a start fatty.

>>512671074 (OP)
Find an asian woman then pay for her plastic surgery.

>>512671074 (OP)
I dated a Korean bird who turned out to be cheating on her boyfriend. She started slandering me while consistently inviting me over for massages and then she juiced and hit the gym and tried to become an influencer. So just find a raging narcissistic psychopath and have her get caught cheating on her betabuxx and then she'll juice while gymming trying to become an InFluEncEr. True story.

>>512671074 (OP)
Step 1: Stop reading 4chan.

>>512671126
I thought he was going to beat the other guys ass for knocking his bike over.

You're not going to like this answer but here it is.

BECOME A STEREOTYPE

If you're White, be the Whitest white man to ever White it up in whitesville. If you're Asian, do the same. If you're Mexican, do the same. Whatever you are become a stereotype of that.

>>512671126
Is he smoking a durry while he tries to balance a ham planet on his scooter? What a dangerous man. Did he pick that thing up at the bar and invite it home? Surely they didn't come there together. He did the sickest wheelie trying to peel off outta there. AY FATTY BOOMBA!

The typical strategy for attaining an extremely high value woman is to become an extremely high value man, though some also have success doing le dark triad shit and identifying / manipulating their insecurities to bypass that

do you measure up? yes? you got one

>>512671074 (OP)
Die faggot. But you should try being into the same things she is into, like working out, plastic surgery, and men who make a minimum of 500k a year (adjusted for hoeflation). So start on that MD, JD, or work for a hedge fund

>>512671074 (OP)
If you really wanted a girlfriend like that youd have one

>>512671503
>thought he was going to beat the other guys ass for knocking his bike over

Honest question, does knocking a bike is really bad? I once did an I apologized because it was a fat beaner spic, but don't know if doing that is lethal to the vehicle

>>512671700
18cm. i'm good.

>>512671074 (OP)
Japanese airlines

>>512671074 (OP)
Not while you look like this.

>>512673429
why do you have to always destroy my dreams?

>>512671074 (OP)
Cultivate a healthy friendship, see if it can become a romance and then there are so many ways of presenting working out as a goal you two do together. It may not even be that you start out doing so together in the same space, but there's a charm to wanting to becoming healthier for each other. I say this as someone who dated a girl who was concerned about her weight and other girls having better figures, but I wasn't peak fitness either so we both just started working out at home.
Alternatively, you can meet someone at the gym but then you're hoping you click with someone there despite the fact that you're both likely focusing on your workout with what little time you have to be there and do so. She'll expect that at minimum so you'll have to hint at your interests and lifestyles, perhaps you write, draw, compose, etc. during your breaks between reps. Perhaps someone you meet at the gym will take note of that. I've outright gone up to people to ask them out and that's how I had my first relationship, but that was after hours rather than in a place like the gym.

>>512671074 (OP)
>How do I get a girlfriend that looks like this?

If they are hot, then they are crazy.
You can get a hot one, but you need to put up with her insanity.

>>512671074 (OP)
Japs dont want to fuck you senpai, they hate you. Some faggot english teacher will refute me saying this but im right. He didnt get any pussy he just has to commit to that lie

>>512671700
This is literally average size

>>512674934
the average size in India is 3cm

>>512671074 (OP)
GO BACK

>>512671700
>women cannot into measurement
That's 20cm you stupid gook.