Thread 512675123

Is the only reason the west is so accepting of Indians because their food mogs?

>>512675123 (OP)
RANGE BAN INDIA

>>512675371
Roundhouse kick an Indian today

>>512675123 (OP)
I have never seen this dish in my life lol india is so diverse most of us don't know even 20% of indian food

>>512675123 (OP)
>their food mogs
It doesn't, americans and canadians just forgot how to cook and/or got too lazy to do it because they have some great recipes.
Also butter chicken is a mess, the french can make better butter dishes using half as much

no because the West needs Indian men to satisfy their women and pump up their birth rates

>>512675123 (OP)
I heckin love diarrhea

Yeah no lol

>>512675123 (OP)
>Downloads recipe
>Immigration solved

>>512675123 (OP)
As someone who can cook, curry is just minced onions, some kind of cream (milk, coconut milk, yogurt), rancid meat, and a tonne of spices to cover up the stink. That's it. It's slop that you can make in large quantities in a single pot. It requires zero skill to make--there's no baking, no temperature control, no layering, no stuffing. It is "food" dumb enough that even retarded dalits can make it.

>>512675123 (OP)
looks like shit. i mean it literally looks like shit from someone who's about to die from some kind of terminal illness.

Nobody here eats Indian food though. Nor do we have Indians really. That's more of a British thing.

>>512675123 (OP)
Where did you get this picture of my toilet bowl?

>>512675123 (OP)
I'm more racist than Hitler, but lamb biryani with garlic naan is heavenly.

Thankfully I am literate and can make it myself without importing a trillion shitskins.

>>512675594
>1 handful of cow shit
>1 handful of sloppa
>Mash with hands until shitty sloppa
>1 handful of human diarrhea
>Mash with hands until runny shitty sloppa
>1 handful of mystery sauce
>Stir with hands until runny mystery shitty sloppa
>1 handful of disgusting spices
>Stir with hands until disgusting runny mystery shitty sloppa
>Serve over rice
>Top with cow shit and disgusting spices
>Top with more disgusting runny shitty sloppa
>Stir with hands
>Lick hands clean
>Stir with hands
>Wipe with hands
>Stir with hands
>Serve over cow shit

>>512675456
there is no "indian cuisine", every single indian dish is performative bullshit, literally just a bunch of random shit mixed in a pail which is why it's always some kind of brown slurry

everything indians do is shit made up on the spot and other indians are so stupid they just go along with it because they want to seem like they know what's going on

>>512675645
>curry is just minced onions, some kind of cream (milk, coconut milk, yogurt), rancid meat, and a tonne of spices
All wrong, read the fucking recipes, what the fuck is wrong with americans and their hat, read the motherfucking recipes, learn to read you dumb golems

>>512675123 (OP)
wypipo don't season dey foo cuh
n dem yt bitchez snowbunniez n shizzz

>>512675123 (OP)
Indian food is only good when it's prepared by white people in Western kitchens with Western food preparation standards in mind.

I would sooner sit beside a black negro on a bus than consume food prepared by a sniper dot.

Don't forget the hing

>>512676012
Oh so curry contains none of those ingredients you Spanish rape baby animal?

>>512675780
This. Webms aside. Their food is banging. I used to live by a small family shop that only sold traditional jeet food and not your tindaloos etc. it’s some of the best slop I’ve ever had. Was very impressive.

>>512675898
>literally just a bunch of random shit mixed
so is every single type of dish

>>512675780
As a fellow lamb biryani enjoyer and garlic sauce appreciator, I second this. I can make spiced steamed rice and add cooked lamb. I know how to make white sauce. You gave us your best, now get the FUCK out.

>>512676124
>white people
>food
Lol, lmao even
you trippin peckawood

>>512676180
you really aren't helping your case here, rajeesh

>>512676167
Correct, curry is not a dish but a mix of predetermined spices you stupid elk rapist, it's like calling a beef mushroom stew "gravy"
Read the recipes

>>512675780
>bullshit white people tell themself
you wan some chocolate pudding in yo mouth cracka

>>512676233
>you trippin peckawood
I have not tripped over anything, I always remember to tie my shoe laces when I leave my home.
I'm aware a negro like yourself perhaps wears velcro shoes or maybe even flip-flops, as your mother is living in squalor and can afford very little to satiate the needs of her many niglets, so you may not understand what those silly little bows us Caucasian folks have on our shoes.

>>512676343
i have my dawgz do a drive by your trailer park
started from the bottom now we here, nigga
shout out my nigga drake

>>512676254
>predetermined spices
Mexican intellectual moment
Curry is a dish it can be done in different styles but it's primarily roux based post Columbian exchange ingredient wise
You cannot debate this it's a fact
Post your Last dinner I wanna see it

>>512675123 (OP)
It's just cheap labor. Eglin won't be able to spin this any other way. Literally every single white person on Earth knows the reason they're being imported everywhere.

>>512676184
>I can make spiced steamed rice and add cooked lamb
Anon that isn't how you make biryani.

>>512675543
no my government just wants your money you retard lol

There are finally enough jeets imported to my area for Costco to reek like curry on busy days.
An entire culture of people that look like shit, smell like shit and literally eat shit.

Whites who eat their shitty overspiced slop and like it are actual subhumans and we should force them to live with jeets.

>>512676434
Either you don't know what roux is or you've never made a curry.

>>512675432
Kill indians. Behead indians. Roundhouse kick a indian into the concrete. Slam dunk a indian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy browns. Defecate in a indians food. Launch indians into the sun. Stir fry indians in a wok. Toss indians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a indians gas tank. Judo throw indians into a wood chipper. Twist indians heads off. Report indians to the IRS. Karate chop indians in half. Curb stomp pregnant brown indians. Trap indians in quicksand. Crush indians in the trash compactor. Liquefy indians in a vat of acid. Eat indians. Dissect indians. Exterminate indians in the gas chamber. Stomp indian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate indians in the oven. Lobotomize indians. Mandatory abortions for indians. Grind indian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown indians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize indians with a ray gun. Kick old indians down the stairs. Feed indians to alligators. Slice indians with a katana.

>>512676058
>What is braising and what is it's purpose?
Niggers are so fucking stupid it's insane.

>>512676552
Cool so curries don't use flour or starches whatsoever thanks retard good to know

Can none of you shitskins even learn basic history about your cuisine my fucking lord

Indian food is terrible

>poor meat cuts
>hidden behind a ton of spices
>made by someone who wipes their ass with the hands he cooks
Indian food, indian culture and indian people are all disgusting.

>>512676649
Yes. Curries do not use flour or starches for thickening. That is correct. They primarily use either yoghurt or coconut milk. Apparently you've just been making European style gravies but ruining them with excessive spices.

>>512676450
I know how to follow a recipe you Paddy bastard.
I'm being reductive.

>>512676622
niggas can cook unlike your dumb white ass cracka
i'ma slide up ya mom huet puzzy

>>512675123 (OP)
Nom indian food is slop. They had all those spices that were good and useful but didn't make anything good with them. Whites ended up using the spices to make good versions of their trash. Also no, western countries don't accept Indians. Especially now they're so many. The reason is simply because their allies with israel due to their part in the new middle east initiative to rival China's silk road which uses Sri Lanka instead so media pushes hard that Indians are great and because India is a massive market for businesses and unlike China won't ever build their own products so their made into CEO's with no power in order to sell products to Indians and keep them from becoming self reliant.

>>512675123 (OP)
Gross
I don't eat Indian food
It is way overspiced

>>512676793
What absolute brain dead bog trotter argument although I doubt your even Irish
Jp curry is roux based so that flips your argument on its head and if adding starches ruins curry as your mentally infirm mind says so does adding any form of heat from capsicum since the colombian exchange was the only way pepper's made its way into curry


Face it your retarded and can't cook post your Last dinner faggot I dare you

>>512677032
pataks at your local Coles is your friend

>>512675123 (OP)
Looks shit.
Like Daal and butter chicken is alright. But its basically average tier. Certainly not worth having stinky street shitters around.

>>512675123 (OP)
what, cow shit?

>>512675123 (OP)
Indians restaurants arent popular in the USA at all, not even in dark blue coastal elite cities.

>>512676247
>>512675898
Wignats need Stalin treatment.

>>512677101
>JP curry
Japanese curry actually is an exception, although it honestly shouldn't properly be called curry. It's basically lightly spices gravy. Unusual miss for the Japanese, easily the worst popular Japanese dish.

>if adding starches ruins curry
I didn't actually say that. Learn to read, nigger.

>since the Colombian exchange was the only way pepper made its way into curry
The Colombian exchange was the only way CHILLI PEPPERS made their way to the old world you fucking mong. Pepper is indigenous to Eurasia. The fucking Romans used pepper, most of which they bought from India. It's fine not to know these things but then to be so intransigently opinionated about it suggests to me that you're either a child or black.

>last dinner
Roast pork tenderloin with roast potatoes, honey-roast carrots and a mushroom-red wine sauce. Which was based on a roux.

>>512676963
Does your mom you're pretending to be black on the internet?

>>512675543
no they need you to ruin our quality of life to fulfill their evil jewish plan you dumb shitskin

>>512675456
No it’s not. You have a liquid goop that you dunk a piece of flatbread into and then eat some rice. Sometimes there’s a thin soup of some kind. All that changes is the spices. Pretty much any run of the mill goyslop mogs Indian food simply based on the fact that you won’t shit out your insides by eating it. Unless jeets cooked the goyslop of course, then you’re on your own.

>>512677523
your waite momz a qos slut playa hata

>>512677501
Oh a roux based curry is arbitrary exception that shouldn't be called a curry
Do you even read what you fucking post migger
>pepper
Cool nobody uses piper nigrum in the same amount of capsicum so by your braindead logic modern curries aren't real ones
Now post a pic of your dinner faggot om waiting

>>512675123 (OP)
mogs what? it's absolutely shit to mid, and the smell afterwards is terrible
I have several oriental-minded friends who swear that Indian food is good yet every time they take me to some such place it's either low tier shit that looks like contents of random cans from nearby supermarket mashed together or some overpriced mid shit that is edible but can't hold candle to European, Asian and not even poisonous American foods

>>512677213
Pataks is nasty
If you're gonna eat fecal matter at least make it yourself

>>512677754
wouldn't a picture of his dinner be the shit he took this morning? or do you take pictures of all your dinners before you eat them like an autist?

>>512678032
Are you indian bringing up fecal matter out of nowhere anon

>>512675123 (OP)

Your food is absolutely vile, pajeet.

Miggers and jeets sure got fucking quiet and ran away
Typical cooklets

>>512675571
Looks a bit undercooked