Thread 512678092

i dont understand this image lol. am i not white enough? why bother with this shit?
>hey kids want to go sit in corn? also make sure to obey the corn rules

You wouldn’t get it, Sanchez.

I don't care about corn

>>512678092 (OP)
>because its food and you are not supposed to sit on food
>its fun for children to break the rules
retard

What happens if it catches fire ?

>>512678092 (OP)
like a natural ball pit. Whats so complicated about that?
DIdnt you local McDonalds in the 200s int he hood or Mexico, or wherever youre from, have that as well?

if you dont find this fun and cool, you are not white

>>512678092 (OP)
American culture everyone

>>512678092 (OP)
It's fun for the same reason beach or a ballbit is fun. Weird ground that shifts under you is inherently interesting to a mammal.

>>512678238
Popcorn.

Hey hun wanna go sit in the corn after the pork sports competition ?

>>512678364
wrong image

>>512678359

His explanation makes more sense though
>>512678364

>>512678092 (OP)
No one cares about corn. It is a social event where people have fun with their friends, kids, and families.
The fact that you are asking about such a basic concept proves that you are either too stupid or autistic to comprehend such behaviors. Even nonwhites do this, just with different compounds.

>>512678373
this irks me so bad

>>512678454
> No one cares about corn
What about Nebraska though ?

lol why ?

>>512678364
I missed getting dick now...:C

>>512678092 (OP)
Why jeets like to sit in poo? It’s a mystery, Anon.

>>512678618
Context matters. Some cultures centered around wheat, rice, and corn.
People who attended this event don't care about corn itself. They do care about being social around people.
Jesus Christ, imagine me having to explain such basic shit.

>>512678747
you're talking to a chink

>>512678092 (OP)
Wypipo be fuckn dum an weard

>>512678373
Bro, wtf is the objective if this pork sports? And why do the girl and guy both look so intense what are they staring at?

>>512678092 (OP)
A cat would love to poop and pee in corn barn, and it’s so big I doubt they could stop cat. Then little Jimmy gets a nice stain on his overalls and a big log in his hands.

>>512678092 (OP)
there's nothing else to do

>>512678811
They are looking at each other
It’s a mating ritual

>>512678747
I don't believe you. I think you're hiding something corn related

>>512678811
>>512678908
It's to show they can steer their pork flawlessly without looking at their animal. Takes many many years of practice. Sacrifice even

>>512678802
I won't be surprised. Though I find this funny because plenty of their cultures in rural areas do have festivals with rice as the basis.

>>512678917
Oh, ok, you are trolling stupidly. Here's some (You).

>>512678092 (OP)
Corn is evil
We're all slaves to big corn
They're draining all the water out of Nebraska and Kansas to produce corn we don't even need. I don't even know what they do with it now that USAID is gone.
FUCK corn

>>512678092 (OP)
>white people
>no niggers
>surrounded by the white man’s vegetable
>having communal fun outside

I see zero issues with this picture.

>>512678811
>>512678908
Ah here we go (picrel)

>>512678971
Not entirely, for I believe corn is very meaningful to some people. Particularly the type of people that thing sitting on a bunch of 'corn' is 'fun' and an acceptable way to spend your saturday

>>512679006
Corn is not the fucking white man's vegetable that's parsnips or some shit
Fuck you
Corn shill. Keep drinking the corn syrup and eating corn fed beef and driving around in your corn powered car while all the water beneath the Great Plains gets used on this useless fucking goyslop.

damnit forgot pic

>>512678092 (OP)
Ever play in a ball pit as a kid? Ever play in a sand box? Same thing. Its like going to the beach except the sand is too big to uncomfortably get into all your crevices. Its a fun medium to play around in and enjoy. Imagine swimming around in it. Falling into it. Its something different to do, something to say you once enjoyed with your friends and family. "Hey remember that time we played around in the corn?"

>>512678983
literally nobody i know eats corn yet its the only thing growing everywhere

>>512678199
Thats not the food kind of corn.

>>512679094
imma go further and say almost all vegetables belong to the white man. whites cultivated almost all of them into the edible forms of today

>>512679120
you can't swim in it though it forms a hard surface. All you can do is cup your hands in it and drop it from between your fingers. C'mmon people, I get the carnival aspect but don't tell me this is how you'd spend your fucking weekend. It's a mound of fucking corn can you not afford videogames or to go to a themepark or something ?

>>512679233
Its probably part of some all day event like a state fair or something.

Just made me realize that there are American kids that never played in a sandbox or a beach even a grass field is unknown to them all they know is standing on tarmac.

>>512678238
Long pork popcorn.

>>512678092 (OP)
it is without a doubt, some retarded activity, a phenomenon related to modern days

>>512678373
That shit is hilarious.

>>512679343
why do they hang out at airports or something ?

>>512679233
You are overthinking like a sperg.

>>512679094
Damn, dude. Chill out. Maybe Onions are the white man’s veg. I don’t eat goy slop, nigger. KEK

>>512678092 (OP)
YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE
THANK GOD

>>512678092 (OP)
White people are fucking retarded.

>>512678373
Needs this as the bgm - https://youtu.be/0ydLf9qDPHY

>>512678092 (OP)
There's nothing to do in the middle of nowhere. That's why they have time to go listen to some asshole interpret bible minutae every Sunday.

>>512678092 (OP)
Its a beach for people without beaches, do you not like feeling and playing with sand?
Why must you overthink simple pleasures and complain like a karen about everything?

>>512678092 (OP)
It's a rural american thing. They like it when corn gets inbetween their buttcheeks.

>>512678373
Those pigs are majestic

>>512678092 (OP)
Ive done this in europe. They know corn

>>512679724
a beachless beach for people without beaches. There's no water though. What is it with all you corn shills crawling out of the woodworks tonight ?

zoomers dont know *reads boomer script* what corn is.

>>512678092 (OP)
Apparently I'm not white enough either because I didn't know this shit was even a thing.

So I have an idea: instead of basing things off of race, why not use your brain and realize that people are individuals

>>512679900
>people are individuals
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>512678092 (OP)
what a sad childhood you must have had that you never have been on a farm even just a visit

>>512679943
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What do you want me to say? All of you stupid idiot 3rd world browns and blacks are low IQ garbage? I mean everyone knows that so why would I have to say it. It doesn't mean that people aren't individuals

>>512679006
There's no such thing as racism.

>>512678092 (OP)
hillbilly ballpit

>>512678092 (OP)
they're a farming community, after the harvest that corn would all be wasted. they have an event so the community can goof around, it breaks up the normalcy of life, the kids can put down the phones and vidya and run around and make friends, the old people can talk to each other, the parents can meet their neighbors, they can match make their single young adults.
this is what white people do when undisrupted.

>>512679200
You can’t tell white people that like this. You’re basically rewriting their reality, they take offense to his godneering of their world bro, what’s wrong with you?

>>512680103
>white people talk when undisrupted
>on wasted food

What do they mean by this?

>>512678454
>Even nonwhites do this, just with different compounds.

>>512680282
White people are truly Indonesian

>>512679823
Saved for Bongland threads.

>>512678092 (OP)
It feels comfy on your feet, much better than sand. We should replace all the sand in the world with corn kernels for maximum comfort.

>>512678199
Sorry hanz we grow corn for fuel or cattle feed, this is that type of corn, sorry it triggers you. Go have a shave at the local shitskin barber and remember what having White things was like.