Thread 512679946

the Jew fears the barrel boat home

>no rent
>no mortgage
>no property tax

>storm comes
>fucked

lol

>>512679946 (OP)
>>512679982
They would be more interesting with jet engines.

>>512679946 (OP)
you need a lake

>>512679982
? they float on top of water, unless its a hurricane or something you just moor it to something like any other boat

>>512680055
Now we getting somewhere, hear me out, ekranoplan homes

>no neighbors
>no HOA
>go fishing anytime

>>512679946 (OP)
>be anon
>buy 80k dollars in materials
>spend 6+ months making house boat
>buy 20k dollars boat and 30k dollars car for transport
>all this on public lake
>parc rangers or other feds come to you, issue eviction notice to be executed before evening to move house boat out of the lake
>lose everything
>>512680248
Problem is that you don’t own rights to parc a boat indefinitely on public lakes. Even in the most liberal legislations like over here in France you need to move your boat at last for two weeks a years or pay rent to the municipality

>>512680435
How can you issue me an eviction notice when you....cannot see me?

>>512680248
>a mosquito wrote this post

>>512680513
is that for hiding from sasquatch/ayys/bears?

>>512680610
birds would attack their own reflection. Not so safe

>>512679946 (OP)
What happen when da wata nigga strike?

>>512680610
Thats for hiding sasquatch/ayys/bears from the government.

>>512679946 (OP)
Is this how SEA slums start as?

>>512679946 (OP)
Houseboats are cool. I hung out on one once on Lake Kentucky. You could jump off the upper terrace. It had an entire working kitchen

>>512680128
Moor to land, now subject to the laws and taxes (and tax evasion arrears and penalties). Sovereignty DENIED

Don't get me wrong though. I fully support oceanic flotilla nations. It just seems that the economically feasible technology is a bit out of reach. A sustainable flotilla nation would probably need something like an oil rig arrangement.

>>512680435
who said anything about a public lake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6VX4u_sfc

>>512680513

They'll send Vampire Hunter D to serve you the notice.

>>512679946 (OP)
>t. kelpie attempting to entice new victims
i'm wise to your tricks, water-vixen.

>>512679946 (OP)

Boats and boat houses need constant maintenance though. Turns out water can eat through fucking anything.

>>512680128
I doubt it is built to take the flex in a high sea state. Beams could snap and it just breaks apart. It's also top heavy with most of the structure above the water. It might be ok in a lake but it isn't seaworthy.

>>512681006
>now subject to the laws and taxes (and tax evasion arrears and penalties).

no one said you had to buy the land, you just tie your boat down until the storm passes

>>512681175
the high seas maybe not, though you could probably build one specifically for that purpose, lots of people have them on the pacific coast in british columbia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ts15BW-6hw

>>512681377
I mean anything you would call "the sea".

>>512679982
Just move your boat ahead of time you brown nigger. Do you not watch weather reports?

>>512680055
I has a fish

>>512681006
You’re subject to laws ans taxes no kattwr what. Are you retarded?

>>512679946 (OP)
Weight distribution of that thing is slightly off. I'd be living in constant fear of the barrels getting punctured and losing buoyancy without some means of checking it.

>>512681110
>vixen
Wrong animal

>>512681377
From the description:

>Freedom Cove is a rare and very special place. It's a man-made floating island that acts as a homestead, an art installation, and a home to Catherine in Tofino, BC, Canada. Sadly, Wayne passed away in 2023 and the float home is sinking, making it a dangerous place to live. If you are able to pitch in, there is a fundraiser to help rebuild the Freedom Cove float home here:

It's not a viable way of life and only for retired enviro hipsters who have disposable income. 99% of these diy constructs deteriorate exponentially faster than any commercial marine structures. They also need constant maintenance and it only takes one storm surge to send everything underwater.

>>512680513
John cena / Predator house

>>512681095
KEK based VHD enjoyer

>>512679946 (OP)
>>no rent
>>no mortgage
>>no property tax
THIS IS NOT OK. DELETE THIS ANTISEMITIC POST.

>>512679946 (OP)
>>512679982
South-east Asians have been doing this for centuries without issue. Look up "floating village". If they can survive monsoons and cyclones, a storm should be no issue.

>>512682322
>It's not a viable way of life and only for retired enviro hipsters who have disposable income.

cool, have fun explaining that to this guy who is has been doing it for 2 decades now using nothing but recycled materials lol


https://youtu.be/JM7Vsm4Gm54?si=Z9hCJfMsCiT20kW2

>>512682322
>It's not a viable way of life and only for retired enviro hipsters who have disposable income.

cool, have fun explaining that to this guy who has been doing it for 2 decades now using nothing but recycled materials lol


https://youtu.be/JM7Vsm4Gm54?si=Z9hCJfMsCiT20kW2

>>512682322
Those thick plastic drums will take a nuclear blast and last decades, you just have to seal them well. Problem is the structure. Traditionally you'd cobble some bullshit together out of skids, lash it all together with nylon rope and call it a day. Smarter way would be a grid frame made out of something decently flexible but non-degradable, with removable deck pieces to reattach lost or damaged barrels from above. Have the foresight to attach a few rollers to the bottom and you can just drag it on land at any boat launch.
Rather than make larger platforms, go modular and lash smaller ones together with some give, then have bolt holes to affix rigid beams for when the water is calm enough to motor the whole lot around together.

>>512679946 (OP)
Where do you piss and shit?

>>512683280
Also this guy's right, if you call any chemical company you can probably get those PVC barrels for free. I used to be able to get them fully cleaned out and ready for recycling, as many as I could take, just so there's fewer they have to pay to have removed. Won't even talk about how easy it is to get scrap lumber, every type of contractor on earth is pitching bins of it.

>>512683547
Depends who's watching.

>>512679946 (OP)
>>no property tax
What state do you live in that doesn't tax boats? Post some pics of yours with timestamp.

He is fishing from the same place he is dumping his poop.

>>512679946 (OP)
Pesky proboscis posted this