Thread 512683393

Go wake up your wife right now and APOLOGIZE

GUYS, CHILL OUT!

>>512683393 (OP)
This guy sounds like a retarded fag. Honestly, sounds like it was written by a woman anyway due to the "men are literally helpless to do literally anything without women" tone.
Any anon with a wife who deserves an apology for some reason should do so. Any guy with a non-feminist wife who is actually nice to him should treat her like she's made out of gold.
absolutely NOBODY should be spending time apologizing for dumb shit and being a self deprecating fag.

>>512683393 (OP)
Having a wife who actually takes care of things is very comfy.

>>512683393 (OP)
this reads 100% like something a woman would type, therefore the only possible explanation is that it's a larping woman.

>Normies don’t know how to turn on the dishwasher, washing machine or cook some rice & chicken
Pathetic

>>512683834
This. A man would say, "I've been married for about 7 years." A woman, on the other hand, knows exactly how long she's been married for.

>>512683393 (OP)

Had me til
>the living room didnt smell like the lavender candle she lights every night

This is a woman writing it. Even if they guy liked the smell, he would NOT know its from a fucking lavender cancle. Its not info we commit to memory

>>512683393 (OP)
Happy wife,happy life!

>>512684029
Bingo

>>512684029
To be fair, I have a pretty wicked sense of smell and can identify ingredients in perfumes and colognes with solid accuracy (raspberry is in almost all women's scents and it's fucking disgusting). I don't really forget smells, either, and I garden so lavender would be identifiable. It's a shit sense to have so keen, honestly, because hardly anything smells truly good.
It's still stupid ass woman larp but fwiw, some of us can't help the smell issue kek

A woman typed this.

>>512683393 (OP)
>she lights a candle
>she folds a towel a certain way
>she does some dishes
God damn that bar is low for that cuck. I'm not surprised he's a redditor. They are always some buck broken faggots. It's shameful he'd even admit to being that helpless

>>512683393 (OP)
>my back hurt from sleeping weird on our bed because she wasn't there to tell me to fix the dam pillows
>no reminder to take my vitamins
fucking Hell those retards can't sleep right or take their vitamins, they need babysiting, Shitllenials are almost as bad Boomers
Anyway, as a man in modern World, you should learn to do almost anything alone and without help, from cooking, dishes, cleaning, laundery, buying groceries, iron clothes, taking care of kids etc

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>>512683393 (OP)
>back hurts
>due to arrangement of pillows
Anyone gonna tell him that the pillows rest under your head? Or does he need his wife to remind him?

>>512684029
for me it was
>by the second day the silence felt heavy
keep in mind that earlier it was about handling "home and kids alone". kids and silence?
it's clearly not just a woman writing this, but a childless single woman, likely over or approaching 40.

>>512684611
>as a man, you should learn how to do literally everything without help
This. There was a time when at least -some- tasks could be confidently delegated to women but no longer. It's not that women can't, but rather that they won't. Men should take care of themselves because the idea that a woman will even help out with that is a fucking fantasy.
If you're young and want a relationship, git gud at literally every chore because you're going to be doing all of them for 2 people.

>>512683393 (OP)
That's written by a woman

>>512683393 (OP)
If you can't do everything a woman can (except sucking your own dick and childbirth) better and faster than she can, you should be euthanised. Women are allowed to do menial home chores to maintain the illusion they aren't completely useless for their own good, not because men actually need help with these tasks.

>>512683393 (OP)
Damn, no lit candle, no reminder to take the vitamins or fluff your own pillow..
Shit, that lady is the glue that holds that family together.

In other words this guy is one of the children, a manchild

>>512683393 (OP)
>I love her so much
>I never wash dishes or run the washing machine
Redditor bought a wife so he didn't need to hire a maid. That's mad savings. If you apply under the Sharia scheme you get FOUR.

>>512683393 (OP)
>I see you
Jesus christ what a fucking faggot

>>512683929
Females choose to date retards.

>>512683534
Even if it's fake I must laugh for redditors telling him he's a fag for having a mostly normal marriage lol.

>>512683393 (OP)
How are married men so pathetic? They're like children. People like this need their wives to come to doctor's appointments because they don't even know what prescriptions they're on. This is why every time you look at the reviews for clothing online, they all say "My husband/brother/son/nephew loves this" because they guys are too incompetent to buy their own clothes.

>>512685148
>most people in general are insanely retarded
>this affects my penis uniquely and personally

>>512685425
>reduction to equality
Kek, nah, feminist retard

>>512685148
Interesting stats I have seen similar before. It is interesting that high IQ women (120+) are more likely to be virgins than men of a similar IQ. Here are my theories:

Low-ish IQ correlates with more risk-taking behaviours and low inhibition. If you are a low IQ hedonistic teenager who is into drugs and partying then you are going to get laid quickly.

Secondly, I think higher IQ tends to correlate with certain autistic traits. All the maths students I met at university had a noticeable deficit in adhering to social norms.

I also think that lowish IQ women tend to just be more likely to want to have sex with lots of men - they want attention and validation. People tend to socialise with people of a similar intellectual ability so dumb guys can easily get laid with dumb girls.
Perhaps the problem is that the male nerds spend time with female nerds who dont want to give it up. Instead, male nerds should just lift some weights and hand around dumb people.

There is also probably a class thing as well. In fact its probably too multifaceted for a simple post.

>>512685148
no, they create retards so they can have a purpose and the men is dependent

This was either written by a woman or by a very weak man whose wife is almost certainly cheating on him while she's away

>>512683393 (OP)
t. roastie 8child mcbeefcurtains

>>512685033
You are a stupid faggot motherfucking nigger and woman is a kike demon and the rest of my life is the only thing that would slightly displease me and me to be mad about some dumb whore and you are seething because they have no idea what you are talking about jews are the most pathetic cucks that they are the same shit like you are a kike dog that will eventually get what it deserves Flow SwiftKey

>>512683393 (OP)
This is nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>>512685690
> high IQ women (120+) are
Nobody cares. This demographic pretty much doesn't exist.

Amount of women of 120 IQ I've met in my life is probably less than 1.

>>512683393 (OP)
Just wait till she finds out what i do when i stop making money

>>512683534
>Any guy with a non-feminist wife who is actually nice to him should treat her like she's made out of gold.
My wife used to be really cute and good looking. But after our second son she ballooned up and has now lost a lot of weight. She's a really good wife. Takes care of the kids, keeps the house in order, listens to everything I say, waits to greet me at the door when I come home, will rub my feet when they are sore, does whatever I say sexually, etc. These are all plus points. But her breasts are sagging now and I don't find them attractive. Any advice?

>Can't do the dishes or laundry...
My wife and I split the chores. We help each other. If one cooks that night the other does the dishes and cleans up. Laundry is whomever wakes up 1st that day and we both fold. Cleaning is usually me vacuuming and her dusting/moping. Outside is me mowing/edging/blowing, her weeding, pruning, gardening etc al. It's not that hard man.

>>512683393 (OP)
I just did and she was mad at me for waking her up.... then I apologized and she went back to sleep.

>>512686780
>My wife and I split the chores.
it's literally that easy and it's a win-win for everyone. You get twice as much done in the same time. The house is always neat and smells nice. It's way better than living alone. Living alone fucking sucks. You have to work, go to the grocery store, plan meals, cook, clean, laundry, ... it never fucking ends. Having a partner is a fucking no brainer

>>512686779
Fuck you ahmed - both a shitskin and too poor to afford your ugly wife surgery. SHAME

>>512683393 (OP)
Some of that stuff isn't even that hard like doing the dishes and laundry. These people are just lazy and incompetent.

>>512687425
Nah she's good looking but just the breasts. Does surgery actually work?

WTF? I can do all that, I light incense not candles though.

>>512686779
She gave you kids and treated you like gold in return. Resist your temptations now the same way she resisted hers when she was younger and prettier. She actually did pay upfront, and that's amazing of her, so now it's your turn.

>>512686780
>me... blowing
>her... weeding
hehe

>>512687720
Fine maybe you are right

>>512687938
I mean, saving up for surgery is an option. I would be extremely careful approaching that conversation with a wife you'd 100% want to keep, but there's a possibility she would bring it up herself and you could ease into supporting it. Seems like she prioritizes your happiness as it is so don't necessarily underestimate her own motivations either I guess.
For what it's worth, I'd take a pair of saggy tits as we aged and wouldn't even expect as much as your wife does for you. If nothing else, try to appreciate what you do have in your life because its a lot.

>can’t light a candle
>cant do the dishes
>can’t move pillows
>can’t set an alarm
It’s scary how incompetent some people are

Hes clearly cuck-tier effeminate but he has the right idea, women are valuable.

>>512683393 (OP)
I went to see Superman over the weekend (solid 3/5) and I had 20 text messages from my wife asking basic questions about the kids by the time the movie was over. Feminists can kiss my ass with their emotional labor psyop.

>>512683393 (OP)
My wife goes to her parents once a month and honestly it's a fucking relief when she does. Less mess to pick up after, the kid behaves because I let them be a kid, the only thing I miss are the head rubs.

>>512683393 (OP)
What kind of onions ridden manchild doesn't notice how much the wife does? Every meal and every new change of clothes reminds you. I want to tell this reddit subhuman to kill himself but i am IP+Device permabanned for not repeating opinions that give updoots

>>512687425
Good fucking luck with your marriage telling a woman to get surgery. The only way to achieve that is to make her think she came up with that idea, which doesn't always work when you want something specific and she is fine with it.

>>512685527
What feminist would ever post here, Nigel?

>no reminder to take my vitamins

This is kind of funny but should be shorter

>>512689371
How the fuck did you know I'm British?

>>512686779
fuck you, get her surgery or live with it. like you know how many man want to be in your position, stop watching porn(haram)and go appreciate your wife

>>512686780
good for you anon

>>512683393 (OP)
retard faggot is so retarded that his wife has to remind him not to burn tje house down lighting a gay lavendar candle.

>>512687675
breast augmentation, fat transfer or lift will solve your problem don't waste your marriage on non issue mam

>>512683393 (OP)

Is this the incompetent white husband shown in every commercial since 2010?

A chick wrote this

>>512683834
Yes In believe it

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anyone who replied itt this a stupid nigger

>>512683393 (OP)
Wives haven't been invented yet.