Thread 512683505

>News

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ceqyg4dg007o

VPN nonce thread

>>512683556
I'm a yank lad.

>>512683505 (OP)
> memeflag thread
grim

Joshletto seething
must be because he's a jewish paedophile

>>512683505 (OP)
Sick and tired of it all. No money, no woman, no drugs left, no prospects.
Which gang is the best to join? Not sure whether to be a roadman, a muslim, a mormon, an antifa, or a fascist.
They always look like they're out there doing something, with community support, and having the time of their lives.
I'm sick of being a broken unemployed, spastic atheist.

>>512683505 (OP)
>However, environmental health officers have raised concerns about how living above a takeaway on a busy road would impact on the HMO's residents.

Implying it's not going to be a SERCO migrant HMO where they just work illegally at the chicken shop anyway

>>512683578
Get used to seeing it lad. This memeflag will be flying above Downing Street Governor's Mansion soon.

>>512683664
You want to be a roadman lad. That's how man get bare bayden still.

wonder why joshletto loves larping as a mutt
one that comes out with a ridiculous excuse that they use UK sockets in hamerica
proper sad fat jewish nonce

>>512683673
what a horrible thing to say. I want the same outcome as you we just disagree slightly on the ends that will best achieve it. Why would you wish such things on me and my family?

>>512683505 (OP)
Democracy lioisence enforcement patrol reporting

>>512683829
Based. Law and order is needed in this country. Protesting should be banned.

>Just irregularly migrated to the UK
>Fancy a bit of irregular food delivery work later
>Love me a bit of irregular loitering around towns and parks
>Some irregular gambling will go down a treat
>Perhaps an irregular sex act on an unsuspecting female is on the cards today
Just an irregular guy living an irregular life

>>512683829
>arresting muzzy sympathisers is bad
weird bait joshy

https://wplace.live/

Wanted to draw the 76th Brigade snake hissing over 77 Hermitage/ Dennison Barracks, but I've got to log in

Gay. Not logging in for that

>>512683876
Why does it fucking bother you so much? Ilk like you and Charles Veitch are utter scumbags.

>>512683876
Not enough irregular deaths happening to them regulary

>>512683829
nightmarish

>>512683943
>just bring in infinity migrants for a holiday and we'll give them free healthcare, free phones, free money, free hotel rooms
>forever

>>512683829
*Civilisation leader screen*
>"Israel looks favourably on the British isles"
*cartoon Netanyahu smiling and nodding*

Touching me
Touching (You)

guys, I know the pound has collapsed and rape is out of control. You'll never own a home and your entire life will be spent in debt to banks

But hear me out, This is Mohamed

comfy morning like
ordered a lamp off amazon
should be coming this evening
went down to greggs
sharon were on shift today
chatted about work and politics for a bit
got me sausage roll
went back, down a youtube rabbit hole
comfy

>>512684033
women should be banished from right-wing movements. They are net negative

>>512684033
They always seem to bring along a token wog to these protests in a desperate attempt to seem "not racist", like how the EDL had that Sikh "spokesperson" who always seemed to tag along to their marches

>>512684087
Bore off.
Filtered.

>>512684146
lardlardanon seething kek

little girls ftw

>>512684087
Wow what an empty meaningless life you live you middleaged lonely retard who will never have a woman and cannot tie his shoelaces

gym day today in a couple hours
might treat myself to a pepes solo platter after
not really sure if i'm digging the beardless look
was gonna post something political but just checked the news and can confirm that nothing has happened

>>512684087
Wait a minute...
That's not a haiku

>>512684189
projection
>>512684235
alri blocko

>>512683505 (OP)
MBE knighthoods etc all seem to be the worst people

>>512684128
>the black midget lass with a huge hat
kino
like something out of a minstrel show

>>512684130
Its the power players, If they can secure the position of mediator then they have power over both groups. They'll sell you all out at the drop of a hat. All they see is opportunity

I bet she has design on office too

Imagine being one of these two
>>512684235
>>512684087

>no dreams
>no aims
>no responsibility
>no future
>living entirely in the present
Sounds like bliss, although the existential dread would kill me. I want to leave a legacy.

pepes piri piri is a bame franchise
it makes sense why blocko would go there

>>512684282
hi
what do u think?
i shaved my beard and have completely lost the urge to eat curry with my fingers and molest goats
weird that

>>512684087
meme flag

>>512684319
ive completed life mate
im just living in free roam

>>512684235
Filtered. Sad cunt.

>>512684319
>my purpose in life is to be a good office goy and fill in financial reports for my ladyboss and make her line go up

>>512683829
>Fully knowing im being filtered by everybody

>>512684359
Life doesn't complete. You leave here with things unfinished or everything unfinished.
There's not a single scenario where it's possible to have finished everything.

>>512684321
they're all bame franchises now
name one that isn't
even greggs

Funny how basically everyone getting arrested for supporting the proscribed terrorist group Palestine Action is White. What about the ummah cuzzy, why isn't it there???

>>512684409
I wont filter you
I only filter the bot spam

>>512684343
-10% blockiness
>>512684410
ive done it tbqh
maxed out every stat, completed every quest
story mode completed

>>512684410
he finished his big din dins tho
that's why we call him "bitch tits"

>>512684429
poundbakery

Sick of it. He isn't even here yet you can't stop talking about him. I need to find somewhere else to go. You're all imbeciles.

day out on the boat today
got some wine gums and Fanta cherry

>>512684397
I said none of that, but it's interesting that this is where your mind went when I mentioned dreams and aims.

Not kids. Not a loving wife or family. Not even a fishing trip.
>when he speaks about aims and dreams he MUST mean cubicle busywork
I think I have a good insight into how your mind works now - like that of a middle manager who wears an ill-fitting blue suit and tan brown shoes. Thanks.

is it generally ok to work out legs twice a week?
i'm still kinda recovering from legs on friday but no doms so was thinking maybe squat, dead, calf raises again today
is this unadvisable?

>>512683578
Hope so. Then I can move to rural Montana.

>>512684454
Huzzah!

Is it even legal for British newspapers to report on the Great Loicensing without a loicense?

I used to work in a care home for nutters and they had 3 distinct behaviours.
1= daily shuffle down to a shop so they could see their "friend" and annoy some poor till monkey who has to play nice for 20 mins but wants the retard to fuck off.
2= buying shit they dont need from tv sales channels, online and catalogues and filling their room with junk they never use and having tat on every wall, shelf and surface.
3=falling in love with any female who would give them 5 seconds of attention, be it a nurse, a visitor or a person in the street.

>>512684521
too risky
what if it sinks

>>512684522
i used to flex on all the office fashion girlies with my vintage liberty ties and quirky frenchy bespoke alternative cut jackets and wire spun wool eighties profile trousers though

>>512684516
L08pjHht

>>512684534
you have to leave 1 day in between or it wont work

>>512683943
>no income
>no family
>not my problem
Homosexual or Communist?

What’s a good place to buy a first home lads? Lots of good schemes out there. Preferably somewhere free of BAMEs.

>>512684589
That's what the wine gums are for

>>512684577
so basically that's everyone then

>>512684577
were you the head of nutters?

>>512684622
Not him. As equally annoying, but not him.

>>512684577
sounds like josh ngl
>>512684629
ok maybe a light legs sesh then as i had a day off yesterday

>>512684653
runcorn la
everyone whos moved here has thanked me
its cheap here

>>512684570
that kike in the bottom right

>>512684534
Three days. Push, pull, legs. Day off in between then nothing for two days. No point in repeating yourself in a week

>>512684534
hmm, bit close together, not sure youd get the full benefit or be able to put in max effort to push it harder, perhaps it is not permissable, inshallah

>>512684600
>office fashion
>brand names
>check out this fabric
Look beyond - for your own sake
When I say aims, or dreams - I don't mean counting the threads per inch on your new fast fashion.
You sound like a poundland poverty tier middle manager deano who just discovered something other than trackie bottoms.

Maybe set your sights a little higher than being an office administrator who's entire personality is embodied by a quirky tie.

>>512684570
They've proscribed Palestine Action as a terror group so the left can feel like they're counter-culture again, and not just an explicit node of the regime

>>512684570
Would they print the same front page if it was national action?

>>512684691
its push day today
got me resistance bands coming on tuesday

>>512684703
>runcorn
the only time i've ever seen that place mentioned is on that martin freeman cop show where the local baghead gets faced with the prospect of being moved by the council to runcorn and she laments "but they don't even have an asda"

>>512684703
Corr looks nice. What do you like about it?

>>512684577

There's this old spakker who's a regular in my local 'Spoons, he wanders around the pub from table to table interrupting people's conversations and randomly singing Beatles' songs, once I was buying a pint and he randomly puts a plastic egg toy thing on the bar next the the barmaid and says "That's for Youuuuu" in this really creepy voice, proper weirdo, surprised he hasn't been banned yet

>>512684703
Did you draw the magikarp

>>512684235
not my best work but at least i fixed your serious face

>Knock on door
>are you the legal occupier
>(already know it's a tv loicense salesman)
>"no"
>well can you get them please?
>"dunno anyone called that, so no. bye"
>Close door.

Kinda funny fucking with them.

>>512684772
>>512684788
its the community la
everyone knows everyone here
im held in high esteem by the community

>>512684653
>>512684788
Joshlarp. Filtered.

>>512684722
today is push for me but i like squats the most so might just chuck in a set because #yolo
>>512684730
damn fair enough i'll just do push then
>>512684735
>deano
>he hasn't even heard of liberty ties
>he doesn't even wear grensons
>he doesn't even have a signet
you just don't belong in the city lad, sorry to break it to you
you'd be out of place eating oysters in leadenhall

sad fat larping nonce

>>512684765
gonna need em to hold your flab in place josho

>>512684801
It is interesting to see how loonies behaved before the internet generation completely took over and they found it easier to be spakkers online.

wheres eddie

>>512684835
>the homeless community

>>512684886
alri blocko when are you going back to the construction site

>>512684855
Don’t do that because there’s no benefit to it and it will become a hindrance if you stray from the plan. Keep it simple

Lots of bitter sexless incels in today

>>512684928
WHERES HARVEY DENT

how many unmarked mass graves in Siberia?

>>512684947
nah its fine if you had a rest day

KEK some GCHQ tranny drew 5 eyes above their donut HQ

get back to work subverting me you kike

>>512684928
>>512684959
Josh samefagging. Filtered.

>>512684801
Old school nuttery, along with shouting at pigeons and sniffing glue in bus stops. Like someone else said they’ve all moved online now and it’s rare to see a proper, authentic crank out in the streets

>>512684855
>muh brand names
I've heard of them, but I don't care.
Do you know why? Because lusting after brand names and wearing other people's names as some sort of badge of honour is a poverty mindset.
I've made more money in the last year than you've made in your entire life - yet. YET. I don't care.

Your dream is to wear a funky tie and a ring to seek the approval of 'office fashionistas'
My dreams are to forge a dynasty that will span 500+ years.

We are not the same.

>>512685002
What it that, lad? Wanna check out my area with it

>>512684947
ok today is looking like:
>1km run to warm up
>bench
>flies
>over heads
>shrugs
>skulls
>light swim to cool off
>steam room to failure
>cheeky hot tub sesh
>quarter chicken extra hot with salad, pitta, peri peri mayo and chimi churri fries
>one set walk thru the park

>>512685002
and a Greggs sign

>>512684516
never ends
what calibre of mind is entertained by this?

>>512685036
William?

Dude you are a Tudor why you need another 500 years?

>>512685056
https://wplace.live/

it's incredibly gay and reddit-tier so far, but some funny instances like India being poo coloured

>>512685036
cringiest post i've read all week
thanks for the laugh lad i needed that
>forge a dynasty
holy moly lmao let me guess you do viking reenactment on sundays

>>512685100
Thanks lad.

>>512684765
Along with your 7kg womans plastic dumbells and the pullup bar in the bin you should be shredded by 2048 as long as you do enough excersice so you can fight the decline in mass creation caused by aging into your 40's.

>>512684800
can't spell BAME without A MBE

>>512685169
tldr

>>512685169
baby steps lol

>>512685125
Yes that's exactly what I meant you fucking loser.

kinda gone off chatgpt tbqh
it's just ultimate pseud cringe
the more "intelligent" it gets the more pure wank it comes out with

>>512685202
alri shoelad la
we've done them kek

>>512685125
Nah, the cringiest post was your little blog post just then about your day.
No one gives a fuck you egotistical twat.
You think you have friends here or something.
Your as unsufferable as the other namecunts.
Fuck off to facebook you fucking normie.

>>512685236
>brb just off to tesco for a half dozen eggs, some sourdough and to forge a dynasty darling
>make sure jonny gets his play time darling
>this dynasty isn't forging itself

>>512685246
im josh

>>512684516
People talk about dogshit on their shoe.
Your problem is that you haven't dehumanised him to the dog turd status person he is. Your failure is to maintain the idea that "everyone can be saved" And it's causing you this stress, let go and condem people utterly for a change, you'll be happier.

big nigger energy

>>512685272
>you're

>>512685246
Your gcse's or your shoe laces?

>>512685100
>>512685056
wew

time for some caloriemate shortbread with a green tea

>>512685272
actually I enjoy reading blog posts and other anons blogposts on here so keep your nasty little opinions to yourself yeah?

>>512685272
cool it brinnie
just learnt how to swear

>>512685287
bore off

>>512685297
I've done you HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>512685241
Took you this long to figure that out?

>>512685315
bore off

>>512685341
kek

>>512685324
kek

>>512684832
the correct response is
>sorry I don't answer questions good day

>>512685346
alri josh
handing controls over now

>>512685198
For me it's Abdul Hai OBE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Hai_(UK_politician)

gaynonce discord hours again?

>>512685355
>CofE
Uhhhhhh huh

>>512685372
was kinda keeno warking thru mathematical problems with it back in the day
now ill it's optimised for is giving people cheap therapy

>>512685322
Noticing a lot of tranny/paedo shit on the other side of my town, ffs.

>>512685355
complicated means she doesn't actually believe, which is self evident from her being a female priest, also reminder there STILL isn't an archbishop of Canterbury

>>512685397
I'm gonna switch ID now
onto the next larp while I grind warframe
have a good one la

>>512685396
Will try that one next time.

>>512685397
>>512685543
samefagging ban evading spamming twat

fucking hell i'm out of loo roll
gonna look like a right weirdo carring a multipack on the bus home with me
>oh yeah you like to do big poopies do ya lad?

What if there really is up to sixteen million unmarked graves in Siberia?

Wouldn't that kind of well, Cause immediate concern considering the "demoralisation process" is complete and literally nothing is preventing them from doing it all over again?

You understand that they do hold all the marking of repeat offenders. And academia is fully compromised. Now is not the time to be living on this island, I will say that much

>>512685396
the correct response is simply not opening the door

>>512684713
>black triangle
Evil

>>512685616
fucking hell i'm out of loo roll
gonna look like a right weirdo carring a multipack on the bus home with me
>oh yeah you like to do big poopies do ya lad?

I'd be a bitter incel too if I had a pathetic physique and a face women find repulsive

>>512685543
I'm gonna switch ID now
onto the next larp while I grind warframe
have a good one la

https://xcancel.com/williamnhutton/status/1954306973324681593#m
>Is immigration all that matters? The inability to grow a tech economy? The flood of misinformation on social media? The decline in conscientiousness? Wealth inequality? The criminal justice system? Spare us this daily gaslighting and all the poison that flows from it.
Um, all those things flow from the failures of immigration.

>>512685616
Pay some paki to drop it off

>>512685695
those heckin' incels

>>512685720
I'm gonna switch ID now
onto the next larp while I grind warframe
have a good one la

Lol

based aussies calling out NSA/CIA and Pine Gap spy station

>>512685733
>him: mum can I get some loo roll on deliveroo
>mum: we have deliveroo at home, now get to the shop

>>512685733
good point well argued

>"STAY DOWN! DON'T FUCKING MOVE!!!"
Even the police are fatigued by now (09:25)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFnC2tEYSfo

>>512685748
do your own posts look retarded when they come from someone else?
because I read them and think "what's wrong with this person"

>>512685852
I'm 160iq

>>512685775
>amerikkka
>commie flag

>>512685819
that guy was a fucking unit kek
the policeman

>>512685819
Ai voices have a mixed race scouser version now?

Stop animal cruelty
They are really mean sometimes

>>512685882
you're playing a video game designed to addict morons
you are not smart

>>512685584
the minute you answer a question you have put them in the driver's seat, you are responding to their command, they always begin with a question, it engenders compliance, the police do the same thing and also manipulative people use the same strategy, always asking questions, the other thing I suppose that might work in some situations is to answer their questions with a question thus turning the tables

>>512685955
and no one asked or cares, you annoying twats

>>512685488
My area is full of tranny and palestine flags.

>spam the politics threads me I do
>out of loo roll I am

see it, say it, sort it

>>512684290
The so called Jimmy Savile scandal was the biggest Feminist scam of all time. Millions of pounds in compensation paid out to alleged "victims" who simply made an allegation. In many cases pay outs were made to people who were "put in a position where they could be abused" by Savile. Many of the accusations took place on the same day, the same time but in different parts of the country. Not a single arrest was made in connection to Savile. Most of the allegations were "sexual assault" IE Jimmy Savile grabbed my arse in 1962 or Jimmy Savile forcibly kissed me in 1974. It was all bollocks. One of his most public "victims" stated on camera that she was over the age of consent and willingly gave him a blow job because he said he'd get her on top of the pops. Decades later she decided that this was "abuse". The cattle British public lapped it up!

>>512685819
>Trying to get the plod to help and then going full retard on the plod van.

>>512685961
Interesting to know. Ta lad.

>>512686107
nonce apologist, he was a freemason and crypto jew

>>512685955
>>512685992
>neurotypical opinion on neurodivergant behavioural patterns
bore off spastic

>>512684832
>Knock on door
>are you the legal occupier
>(already know it's a tv loicense salesman)
>"what do you want?"
>"TV licensing"
>"You want TV licensing?"
>Shows card
>"I don't have a TV"
>"Can I come in and check?"
>No."
>"Why not?"
>"Same reason I don't let Honda look in my garage to see if I've got one of their cars"
>"I'll just put you down as unco-operative, shall I?"
>"No. You can put me down as fuck off".
That was several years ago, and they haven't bothered me since. But I moved recently, and they're coming round next week. Can't wait to have some more fun.

>>512686107
mate he literally nonced corpses and stole their glass eyes to make jewellery which he proudly wore as a nonce-trophy

>>512685819
That roundhouse kick is ace

>>512684645
This isn't /soc/. My sexual orientation and preferences are none of your business, you fascist freak.

>>512685931
>we have to be informed about how fast our country is going down the toilet by last gen anchor babies
Feels bad, man. At least he didn't try to cover for the rapey arab cunt.

>>512686208
>and they're coming round next week
probably not, they send the
>will you be in on such and such a date and time
it's just a way to try and scare you, in 5 years here I have 50 such letters and I had one visit in all that time, do not respond, they have no authority they aren't anything special, they are employees of a private company, do netflix send letters and visit you in an attempt to coerce you into buying a subscription

>>512684235
Hi Dom, you narcissist retard faggot from anytime fitness westgate, Auckland New zealand . You are an ugly, short, manlet, attention whore narcissist own-biggest-fan faggot and you will get whats coming to you soon. Mark my words.
Nice big joo joo nigger sucking lips you have there by the way.. wrinkled like an old gay man's puckered asshole. Disgusting dysgenic faggot

>>512686208
begin to take his wallet and cry out in pain and outrage when he decides to behave in an uncooperative manner.

Mothers just gone. She brought round leftover burgers and chicken from a bbq and put £30 in m y account. Had good moan about foreigners destroying our culture and thats us done for another 2 weeks.

Anyone else dealing with family on this fine Sunday?

>>512685904
8 out 10 coppers used to be like that

>>512686413
is this pasta?

>>512686433
sorry to hear that lad, rip

>>512685819
Is that Will from Inbetweeners?

>>512686433
>Had good moan about foreigners destroying our culture and thats us done for another 2 weeks.

Did that appease you pathetic Britbong morons into fighting back against the system? have some fish and chips and talk shit about foreigners then sleep it off while they invade your cunt-ry. Pathetic fucking losers. Cowardly. Think you're rebelious to speak in comfort of your 4 walls home but wont do SHIT. FAGGOT LOSERS THE LOT OF YA!

>>512686562
you alright mate?

Poor little goblin on the piss again

>>512686562
mandem tink he big ting while hidin behind a memeflag like a bomboclaat

>>512686458
Thats how you maintain public order, But the problem is they will all need to be armed in the future.
This creates the need for civilian to also arm, But there in lay the atrocity. One side has all the guns, This always ends one way

>>512686488
your lips look like a puckered asshole. Dysgenic attention faggot> when I see you i WILL kick your teeth down the back of your throat. I know who you are and where you reside

>>512686380
Thanks, but I know all this, which is how I can dick with them confidently. I even dick with the council tax clipboard nonces when they come round.
If you are more confident than them, they don't know what to do.
Also, you have it right with >>512685961
It's a psychological trick that works on the assumption the master asks the questions and the servant answers.
Keep phrasing your response as a question and it will wear them down. Most of them don't even know how the trick works, so they will eventually give up and leave puzzled.

>>512686650
y-you alright mate? i want to talk shit about foreigners to me MOOM but dont want to actually do anything about it. scoffing chips and then sleep it off afterwards. anyone who questions whether im a cowardly mommies boy who pretends im based while doing JACK SHIT to save my CUNT-RY. .. are they "all right mate?"
how devoid are you from reality, basedcuck faggot coward?

>>512685283
I can see it got to you; the fact that I talk about dreams of creating things to last centuries and you're stuck talking about your dreams of quirky ties.

Is this true @grok

>>512686760
I do the same thing to debt enforcement officers, had this nigger round once with his phoney ID, I said
>sorry I don't answer questions
he said
>you will
never seen the cunt again, if you can be arsed it's a good idea to record all their details, kick the thing off with
>who are you
and demand ID etc

>>512686703
>the problem is they will all need to be armed in the future
Just be aware they will eventually give guns to dumpy 5 foot goblinista CPSO's on a power trip.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE @GROK

>>512686833
Haha yeah

>>512685819
What the FUCK is that Yakubian pale coon?

>>512686962
as if UKIP hasn't been demonised enough

>>512684800
sometimes there is no fixing possible
the rot goes too deep

>>512686962
>power fist
Fucking nonsense. Kevin just put some sick grooves on the P.A. and Nick decided to throw some shapes.

>>512686208
Wow. You sound like such a brave hard man.
I bet your mincey little faggot balls grow big when your giving the tv licensing guy stick for doing his job.
Wanker.

>>512686962
are the nazi's a proscribed group? is the UK still fighting against German Workers?

>>512687117
we could use a list of award recipients who turned out to be criminals

>>512686959
that will result in the need for the civilian to also arm. But we know that wont be allowed to happen, At least the innocent certainly wont be allowed. This will escalate in terms of legislation as the general public will no longer be able to resit anything as the need for safety will outweigh all. Then it escalates further s new ideas of forged on the basis of need of enemies. Then escalates again because now nobody has the authority to question anything.
Then we all go to the gulags

>>512687159
>show us on the replacement doll where the BAME touched you
You need a hobby that doesn't make everyone you talk to think you're a twat.
Have you considered knitting?

>>512686725
you can't even kick the crystal you bogan

>>512687159
fuck you nigger, get boosted

>>512687159
>doing his job
Its a cunts job and only a cunt would do it

>>512687275
>we know that wont be allowed to happen
No problem. We'll just take the guns off the goblinistas and pink haired DEI faggots.
>cobra effect

>foreigners
>in Brit/pol/

>>512686840
>creating things that'll last centuries
lad your shed probably won't even last the decade ya bender

>>512687159
>for doing his job.

>>512687319
If TV license enforcement was the only job I could get in this country, I would knock on doors and ask questions why people pay TV license all day, I wouldn't even be enforcing it lmao, I'd probably give them a sticker or a treat for not paying TV license, but that's more likely for the TV license enforcer to end up with a lollipop shoved up their arse in a few years time when all the wog replacements occupying the homes don't pay TV license either.

>>512687391
they've always been in brit/pol/ :^)

>>512687159
>Sticking up for capita cunts
New low for your type.
Get fucked.

>>512687548
forriners built britpol sweaty :)

Fresh bread

>>512687728
bit early for a new bake

Still creasing at snorting a line of joshs mum

Banging music scene in Rotherham: https://youtu.be/01DCeTWvR98?t=1404

>>512687548
Well they shouldn't be.

>>512686246
Just noticed
timestamp (1:34)
Guy pats down his pockets. Ergo, he's used to having a knife on him.
This could have got much uglier, much faster.

>>512687391
Filter em mate, that's what I do

>>512688123
Stringed instruments are Haram in Islam.
So look forward to having your favourite playlist deleted, as well as bacon butties and a pint.

>>512688123
I feel sorry for her,
Brutal

She needs to escape this island. Leave the commie and Islamises to have at it (islam wins)

>>512688394
Yes, Afghan Muslims play and enjoy a variety of stringed instruments, most notably the rubab, which is considered the national instrument of Afghanistan. Other stringed instruments like the tanbur and dambura are also part of their musical heritage. While some interpretations of Islam may discourage or ban music, many Afghan Muslims embrace and actively participate in musical traditions that include these stringed instruments.
Here's a more detailed look:

Rubab:
This lute-like instrument is deeply rooted in Afghan culture and is played by Muslims throughout the country. It's known for its unique timbre and is often used in both classical and folk music.

Tanbur:
A long-necked lute, the tanbur has various forms and is played in many regions, including Afghanistan.
Dambura:
This long-necked plucked lute, often played alongside other instruments like the tal (finger cymbals) or the ghichak (a fiddle), is also part of the Afghan musical landscape.
Other Instruments:
While the rubab, tanbur, and dambura are prominent, other stringed instruments like the ghichak (a fiddle) and even adaptations of instruments like the dutar (a long-necked lute) are also played in Afghanistan.

Religious Perspectives:
It's true that some interpretations of Islam view music with varying degrees of restriction. Some Muslims believe that music, especially when accompanied by instruments, may be prohibited, while others allow for certain forms of music within specific contexts. The Taliban, for example, have banned musical instruments in public spaces and at events like weddings. However, many Afghan Muslims continue to practice and enjoy their musical traditions, including the use of stringed instruments, in private settings or as part of cultural expressions.

>>512688394
AI Overview
Yes, Pakistani Muslims utilize a variety of stringed instruments in their musical traditions. These instruments are prevalent in both folk and classical music, as well as in Sufi and religious contexts. Some prominent examples include the sitar, rubab, sarangi, and ektara.
Stringed Instruments in Pakistani Music:

Sitar:
A long-necked plucked string instrument, often associated with Hindustani classical music.

Rubab:
A short-necked lute-type instrument, known for its rich, resonant sound.
Sarangi:
A bowed string instrument, often used in folk and classical music, known for its expressive and mournful tone.
Ektara:
A one-stringed instrument, particularly associated with Sufi and Baul music.
Other notable instruments:
The sarinda, a bowed string instrument similar to the sarangi, and the yaktaro, a one-stringed instrument used in Sindhi music, are also part of the Pakistani musical landscape.

Religious and Spiritual Contexts:

Many Sufi orders utilize music, including stringed instruments, as part of their devotional practices.

Qawwali, a form of Sufi devotional music, often features instruments like the harmonium, tabla, and sometimes stringed instruments.
While some interpretations of Islam view music with some restrictions, others allow for a wider range of musical expression, particularly when used for religious or spiritual purposes.

>go on holibobs
>come back
>check brit/pol/
>nothings changed
Standard.

>>512688394
Yes, stringed instruments are a significant part of Arabic music and are played by Muslims in the United Arab Emirates and other parts of the Arab world. Two prominent examples are the oud and the qanun.
Elaboration:

Oud:
This pear-shaped, fretless instrument is considered one of the oldest stringed instruments and is widely used in Middle Eastern and North African music. It has a long history and is believed to have influenced the development of the European lute.

Qanun:
This stringed instrument has a narrow trapezoidal soundboard with numerous strings stretched over a single bridge. It's a popular instrument in Arabic classical music.
Rebab:
Another notable stringed instrument is the rebab, a bowed fiddle, which is also used in traditional Emirian music.
Other Instruments:
Other stringed instruments like the santoor (a hammered dulcimer) and the rababah (a one-stringed instrument) are also part of the musical landscape.
Musical Tradition:
The UAE's musical heritage includes various forms of traditional music, often featuring stringed instruments alongside percussion and other instruments.
Islamic Views on Music:
While some conservative Muslims have reservations about music, others believe it can be permissible, particularly if it praises God or is used in traditional contexts. Music, including the use of stringed instruments, has existed in Islamic culture, often in palaces and private settings.

>>512685819
Top Kino, but Jarmain looks like a nigger in whiteface (le reverse catboy kami)

>>512688699
>While some interpretations of Islam may discourage or ban music
Guess which interpretation they have planned for us. Music is central to our culture. We don't just sit large on the world stage when it comes to music. We sit fucking HUGE. No country has had a bigger impact, regardless of size.
They are going to have no choice. If they want to eradicate our culture, they will have to eradicate our access to music.

>>512688998
bore off
you were wrong
end of

>>512688258
We are a nation of gardeners and civic minded folk...if you see a grass verge overgrown don't wait for the council to come along in a month to cut back the fire hazard, get your legally carried machete out and get to work.

I was born in England to English parents but Nigel’s will say that Muhammad from Derby via Pakistan is more English than me.

Anarchy in the Yookay

https://youtu.be/tSe8CdWsWf4?si=yrcIsNxrBvq74wa2

Andrex advert for Pajeets. Little Pajeet shits himself at school

>>512689213
they dont think, at all
They just repeat talking points given to them, At no point were any of them taught how to think, Just what to think

>>512689345
I'm just imagining the utter cretins at whatever advertising agency pitching this to Andrex and pissing and shitting themselves with laughter over it

>>512689345
They keep using jeets kek
https://youtu.be/QyuY1fsMn-0

>>512689090
You have to go back, Achmed.
Soon...soon.

>>512685355
They just seem to talk about themselves all the time.

>>512689345
He could have just wiped his arse on a labrador puppy. Oh, wait! Dogs are harem.

>>512683505 (OP)
>brit/pol/ - PM sir stormzy edition

why's a paki from michigan baking brit/pol/?

>>512689422
>>512689498

>Comments turned off

They fucking knew it. Lol

>>512687391
reflects real life innit

>>512683589
>>512683809
>>512683895

why does this faggot with latvian flag post in every single brit/pol/ thread

why does this faggot support paki rape gangs?

>>512689345
That's increasingly factually true though, more kids than ever aren't potty/toilet trained.

>2PM
>pakiposting
Sad cunt

>>512689598
wouldn't mind going to live with the taliban tbqhwyl, they seem like swell guys

What is a Christcuck?

>>512689357
It’s disgraceful

>>512689909
>more kids than ever aren't potty/toilet traine
>just as we import millions of street shitters
Hmmm...I'm seeing a pattern forming
>>512689988
Pic related

one jewish commie would strangle 17k people to death on his own. Using his hands.
These are the same people that created the term "nazi" by the way.

The more you know

love muslims I do

>>512690147
no, Its just the demoralization process, Everybody is groomed into this persuasion. They have no right to anything and all white people are bad, pretty much

>>512690183
lost my passport on the way here

>>512690372
I respect their unity, A jew couldnt have muslims slaughter each other to the extent the jew could have say Christians slaughter each other and it shows

>>512689719
All pro-western slop anon X accounts are jeets or pakis

>>512690434
You can travel baggage then.

>>512690183
>Hmmm...I'm seeing a pattern forming
No speculating, no hypothesising, and certainly no noticing!

>>512690539
not the first time I've been called a baghead

*Sunday 10 August*

>On Sunday, the FA Community Shield match between Liverpool and Crystal Palace will take place at Wembley. We anticipate that a number of Crystal Palace fans will gather in central London ahead of the match and we will have officers deployed in the area to deal with any incidents.

>On Sunday afternoon, from 3pm, there will be a ‘National March for the Hostages’ in central London organised by Stop the Hate and a number of (((Jewish organisations))). There will be a policing and security operation in place to ensure the safety of participants.

>Officers will again be deployed in Canary Wharf in anticipation of a planned protest and possible counter protest relating to the use of hotels to accommodate asylum seekers.

>>512687159
>t. bbc nonce funder
grim

>>512690698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLoSqYzZy4

Ay audits going live shortly most likely.
https://www.youtube.com/@Ay_audits-c4n/streams

>>512689498
Nestle did this with baby milk

>>512690510
>All pro-western slop anon X accounts are jeets or pakis

>>512690767
Stick it up your arse mate.

>>512689345
why do we have to keep having adverts about bodily functions it's either this or about women pissing their knickers and periods with close up shots and demonstrations, and then the latest is a new spray with people sniffing eachothers arses and cocks, am sick of it, do people not wash?

>>512690832
The whole tv?

>>512689345
Won't be long until we catch up with Canada. I've already seen ads on the sides of buses in forren scratchings. A few jeet ones and a chinky one recently.

>>512690828
>The Prime Minister of Britain has a jewish wife

Wasn't the Prime Minister caught butt-fucking romanian boys?

>>512690991
Why are you replying to your own posts like some sort of automated spambot?

What happened here? What lifestyle leads to that arse?

>>512690810
Good to see woman actually concerned and not just an sausage fest

>>512691041
kill yourself leftie

>>512691098
>ask about a misshapen arse
>recieve a retard screech
Projecting leftie spotted.
You're not good at this you little communist shitbag.

>>512690991
ukie twink refugees

>>512690613
Skag enthusiast.

Not good.

>>512691041
like a couple of jam doughnuts in a paper bag

>>512690505
>I respect pakis' unity, A jew couldnt have muslims slaughter each other

pakis should be respected for their unity.

no other ethnicity is united in rape!

>>512691184
who?

>>512690810
>turn stream on
>IMMEDIATELY there's deliveroo drivers

Fuck sake

>>512691285
man's got to eat like

>>512690434
>lost my passport on the way here

Why do so many people love Sikhs? A lot of them are left wing and complain about racism a lot they also have high honour killings rates in the UK

>>512691240
they act as one, Put them in a Christian community and they mass rape. But try to shame them on history, Or shame their political beliefs results in water off a ducks back.
How successful has the communist idea spread into the Islamic communities?
It hasn't at all, They do however give them lip service as its temporarily advantageous to do so

>>512690810
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLoSqYzZy4

absolute mong of a streamer

>>512684600
>i used to flex on all the office fashion girlies with my vintage liberty ties and quirky frenchy bespoke alternative cut jackets and wire spun wool eighties profile trousers though
So you really are that type of faggot. Lol

>>512691487
>Why do so many people love Sikhs? A lot of them are left wing and complain about racism a lot they also have high honour killings rates in the UK

t.pic related

>>512691487
>they also have high honour killings rates in the UK
Honour killings are based though.
What you're going to let your daughter marry a jungle nigger with no consequences?

>>512691487
>have high honour killings rates in the UK
based, Sikhs self deleting

>>512691673
Asian adolescent guy

>>512691676
Judaism is matriarchal.
The judicial system does not acknowledge Courage, Honour as it operates under feminine persuasion of conviction

>>512691676
>Honour killings are based

>>512691751
>Asian adolescent guy

>>512691852
false equivalence
Honour is a real thing, You present a fake argument

3rd worlders will 3rd world

>>512691955
I used to think Tommy was a bit of a prick but he has really started to grow on me desu

>>512691852
There's no honour in hurting children. These are not remotely the same.

>>512691833
Self governing cultures are generally better. We've lost our way. There was a time in England's history where we would have done the same. Although curiously I don't think we've ever been that harsh on Muslims. I recall reading about Islam being considered benign in the 19th century compared with Hinduism due to the former being a religion of the book.
Exile and being explicitly written out of the will is the very least you should do if your children marry niggers or pakis.

>>512690832
>fuck you i heckin love funding nonces and sex pests
what a weird hill to die on

>>512691852
Sara,10, was burned with iron, tied to a heating pipe and had her spine broken by her father..

...and then her paki father fled to pakistan!

>>512692067
If a man is humiliated he should have the right to compensate this as honour dictates. Only tyrants want to remove all authority from people

What if a hotel nigger rapes your woman, Will you call the police?
No, No you wont

>>512692217
Bake a new one dickhead.

>>512692217
>No, No you wont
No I have land, friends and an Iron will. Also measures against hauntings.

>>512692315
nut, You do it, Everybody complains when i bake
>>512692321
Based , But you see what i mean. Honour is a thing that the law has yet to acknowledge

>>512687159
>Wow. You sound like such a brave hard man
>>512690832
>>512692315

anon, wht's your opinion of paki rapists?

should they be deported?

>>512692504
Stand up guys, the lot of them. They should be given medals.

>>512692602
>They should be given medals

>>512691220
Just like that you turned horny to hungry
You evil sorcerer you

>>512689345
This is unrealistic, toilets aren't like that in schools
The reality of having a shit at school is that you have to go in a stall, some knobhead will peer over it and alert everyone else 'someone's having a shit!' and the staff won't do anything about it

>>512692776
fuck
kek

guys, We're gonna reduce the human population to around five mil
the chosen people
this is the only way humanity survives
plus new God or something

>>512692055
I have my reservations but the time for purity tests is over, you don't have to align with someone 100% and you can after all convince them to your side more if they're already prepared to protest with you just don't be a retard about it.
The thing that's struck a cord with so many is these foreigners are raping little girls who are the most innocent in our society and the police, media, politicians are more concerned with "community cohesion" that is covering up the crimes than addressing the root problem and deporting them. Which has really galvanised people and these protests won't stop now, I've lost count over the last two days how many there have been with tens of thousands of people across the country going out.
It's hit critical mass of awareness now which is why Kier Starmer is panicking a bit on Twitter if you look at his posts he's all about deportations now.
Tommy is basically on the ground protest guy but Lowe is the philosophical intelligent speaker for what's going on. Nigel had his chance but people realise he's a snake more interested in his own fame than addressing the problems of the country.

>>512688872
Huh the q anon.

>>512692990
never took a shit at school

>>512692887
kek

>>512693095
kek

>>512693137
Neither did I.

Izal bog roll.

I barely had a piss, just went to the park and kaned loads of bongs.

>>512692990
50% chance there's a turd in the sink too

>>512693095
It's called Qanon because its "stringing" you along

>>512693051
>but the time for purity tests is over, you don't have to align with someone 100%
Tommy deoesn't give a fuck if the black and browns are Christian/Sikh/Hindu as long as they aren't a muzzie.

>>512689345
>>512689498
KEK

>>512693427
I know, that's my point it's one step at a time for now Muslims and Islam is the greatest threat our country is facing. So I will tolerate him because he sees the problem.

>>512693266
You couldn’t even have a piss at my school. There were 3 urinals. The middle one was the “gay bog”.

The other two either had a turd in it or loads of bog roll.

In the main building bog we had an emergency bong. Have a quick toke.

Then back to lessons.

>>512693799
>>512693799
>>512693799
>>512693799