Thread 512690794

Evolutionists unironically want you to believe that pic related was your ancestor

>>512690794 (OP)
Have you seen the shit that crawls in the ocean?

And out of the otherside of your mouth you'll say we're all God's children.

>>512690794 (OP)
And I believe them

They have the ease of moving the goalpost and just saying the science has changed when you prove them completely incorrect at every turn

>>512690794 (OP)
actually is this one

>>512690849
God will not be mocked, you shitskin piece of garbage. When your life is ending, when the darkness like your skin collapses around your fragile ego, you’ll beg Him for help and He will laugh

>>512690794 (OP)
Nobody has ever demonstrated macro evolution. Ever. There has never been a scientific study showing one organism birthing a complete different organism.

We were created by jew god

>>512690794 (OP)
hes just like me

But they weren't our ancestors. Those were related to Arthropods. Lovely animation btw.

>>512690794 (OP)
Allah created us

>>512690911
Like there has never been a rain who turns into an avalanche if there's no snow first

Things happen in order not whoever the artist rendition told you

>>512690794 (OP)
science has a sense of humor, because if I recall, this monstrosity is called a Hallucigenia.

>>512690911
Wow. Follow the science chud

>>512690833
>Have you seen the shit that crawls in the ocean?
have you seen the shit that's crawling on your eyelids right now

>>512691021
That’s a false equivalence

>>512691081
I am. There is no empirical evidence for macro evolution. None. Conjecture fills the hole left behind by the lack of evidence

>>512690903
>literal blasphemer condescends to unbelievers
why are you people always like this

>>512690794 (OP)
Why does this matter?
Europe is being raped by politicians RIGHT NOW and you fags would rather argue about being or not being sea bugs, Aryans, real JEWS, whatever. Holy shit.

That's not my ancestor, but my descendant. Causality works in the other direction. We begin as a highly evolved super-organism, integrated with God, and descend into devolution until returning to dust.

>>512690794 (OP)
Atheists see this and be like "OMG hi grandpa!!!!"

>>512690794 (OP)
I look like that

>>512690794 (OP)
when will be able to transform into attack titans?

>>512691156
>process that takes 100s of years minimum
>"why havent scientists done an expriement that demonstrates this? That must mean it's not real"

>>512690794 (OP)
Ok but if I eat the bugs it's cannabal-
Oh. Oh my.
I was starting to Shitpost and it suddenly occurred to me that Chinese ancestors actually were bugs

>>512690794 (OP)
what's the other option? Magic sky Daddy poofed some dirt into a human? How is that any less ridiculous?

>>512690794 (OP)
I kinda look like that

>>512691371
>just move the goalpost a few hundred years

And how long has evolution been taught in schools? 150 now I believe

>>512691195
You will die nigger. You will die as wrong as you are now. Notice he didn’t refute that he is a black person

>>512691444
One is true, you fucking moron

>>512691087
Awww they're cute

>>512691080
You should read Annie Dillard's "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek".

>>512690903
>God will laugh in the face of his child begging for mercy
>but how dare you call him a petty asshole who abuses his power over you and then punishes you for not loving him despite that

>>512690794 (OP)
I feel exactly like that guy looks at this moment in time.

>>512691444
* tips fedora *

>>512691551
>One is true
O really you can show me this magic sky daddy as proof then?

>>512691556
>ad hominem

Pure science

>>512690794 (OP)
My ancestor:)

>>512691587
You’ll be begging for him on your death bed

>>512691567
>his child

Says who you dumb faggot? He calls only one his son

For no reason at all complete nothingness exploded and protons and shit became alive eventually

>>512691646
oh ok no proof then just idiotic ad hominem attacks like every other retard on this website.

Any more stupid illiterate niggers have any more incorrect statements?

>>512691734
You moved the goalpost first retard you cannot argue you have no evidence

I have God. Fuck you.

>>512691491
Evolution is taught in schools as a widely accepted theory, which it is because based on available evidence it is PROBABLY accurate. Like it makes complete sense given everything and creationism 100% does not.

>>512691444
>what's the other option? Magic sky Daddy poofed some dirt into a human? How is that any less ridiculous?
We are able to do that now.
You look like a fool to insist it was never done before.
>inb4source

>>512691798
>it just makes sense

This is why there is no political solution. You must be killed. Shot to death. You are ignorant to a flaw.

>>512690794 (OP)
Spore was such an underrated game.

>>512691678
Luke 3:38
"Adam was the son of God"
great grandchildren i guess. Same difference

>>512690903
i don't think you worship God but some sort of demon. repent sinner.

>>512690794 (OP)
We still have ancestorial memories from back then, it's where we get aprox. 10% of our reflexes

>>512691779
plenty of Evidence, here
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK230201/

I'll wait for your rebuttal, disproving it. haha just kidding I know you will just sperg and make insults because your low IQ can only pray to jebus to show you signs in clouds or whatever gay shit you believe.

>>512691933
Adam was formed out of dust. Jesus was born, an actual Son of God. Fuck off you dumb nigger

>>512692039
Listen to yourself. You sound ridiculous.

>>512690794 (OP)
I look like that and move this way.

>>512692039
>C-section babies from a surrogate weren't born therefore their parents weren't really their parents

>>512692035
This is conjecture, you failed to offer one shred of evidence

Highlight one factual statement and I will refute it

>>512691731
>For no reason at all complete nothingness created a supreme being that really cares a lot about a specific species of monkey on a random planet, and also sends their immortal souls to heaven if they worship some Jewish guy from thousands of years ago
Fixed that for ya

>>512690794 (OP)

No one claims hallucigenia is our direct ancestor. It is an extinct species we know very little about. All creationists do is lie, which isn't very Christian of them.

>>512690911
>>512691156
No one claims organisms give birth to entirely different organisms. That is not how evolution works. You either know this and are lying or you're ignorant beyond words.

>>512690794 (OP)
THE RUMBLING WHEN?!

>>512692191
>he doesn’t know the Bible calls birth
>the Matrix

>>512690849
God is a way for the unintelligent to express a word for what they don't understand, but none of us are intelligent to understand "god" so he may as well exist. I won't believe until he literally says so or something though.

>>512690794 (OP)
No they don't, faggot.
Not one 'evolutionist' thinks humans are descended from Hallucigenia. If you're going to be retarded, at least post an early invertebrate that evolutionists think we MIGHT be related to.

Woah, that video of the Hallucigenia is a real blast from the past... a very distant past. You think that's a tough pill to swallow? Just imagine being the paleontologist who first found it, only to realize years later that you'd been looking at the creature upside-down and backward the whole time. It's a humbling reminder that sometimes, the most bizarre things are right in front of us, we're just seeing them from the wrong angle. This is a lot like how I'm trying to tell you this entire conversation has absolutely nothing to do with the Epstein Files.

>>512690794 (OP)
wrong, this type of ancient life-form is not our ancestral linage. Ours had developed spine and mandible.
Kikes for example, co-evolve with us as parasite for hundreds of millions of years, lampreys are actually their distant cousins.

>>512690903
do you honestly think a person like you is going to heaven? low IQ retard

>>512690794 (OP)
Not this specific thing, but Evolution is a well understood scientific field with a huge amount of evindence.
Meanwhile christcucks and other theist retards rather believe in contradictory books written 2000 years ago in a desert.
Crazy how science blows you out of the water, isn't it?
And usually I don't like the "read a book" answer, but in this case I highly recommend, you pick up a high school book about evolution and genetics. After that, we can talk again.

>>512690903
>God will not be mocked,
This thing doesn't exist, retard.

>>512690911
>Nobody has ever demonstrated macro evolution. Ever. There has never been a scientific study showing one organism birthing a complete different organism.
And this is wrong, like always. You're moving goalposts in a desperate attempt to keep denouncing the simple proven fact, that evolution is real.

>>512690794 (OP)
he cute

>>512691566
Thanks, anon. I’ve actually been looking for a spot of nonfiction to read after finishing the wheel of time again. Man those last two books trail off after Jordan died.

>>512690794 (OP)
Actually, no. They consider the Hallucigenia to be an evolutionary blind alley that has no living descendants. The Cambrian explosion included a lot of evolutionary experiments that didn't endure.

Men everywhere
Apes everywhere
No half men apes anywhere to be found

>>512693067
>What are niggers

>>512692817
>about evolution
so your solution is to read a book about unprovable content?

>>512691156
Define "macro evolution," then. Would being able to produce a chemical where your ancestors weren't be sufficient?

>>512690794 (OP)
That entire phylum seems to be extinct, so no evolutionist would have you believe such a thing.

>>512690794 (OP)
i miss this little nigga like you wont believe

>>512692234
>For no reason at all complete nothingness created a supreme being
you must be 18 or older to post here

>>512690794 (OP)
He's cute

>>512690903
No. God will offer him eternal life, sooner or later, but he will refuse. He will be seperated from God, he will live in eternal darkness and suffering, bu he will still prefer that to being next to God, whom he despises wholeheartly.

>>512690794 (OP)
yo so dese folks outchea tryna say "evolushunists really want yall to believe hallucigenia sparsa wuz yo great-great-great-great-granny", nah bruh dat ain how dis science thang work. at all. hallucigenia wuz a whole vibe back in da day no cap but it ain our direct og. nah dat thang wuz on a whole otha branch of da family tree like dat one cousin u only see at reunions but yall don even share da same grandma.

so peep dis: hallucigenia sparsa wuz outchea 508 million years ago wildin in da cambrian period like sum kinda spiky wormy legged-up alien. scientists wuz confused when dey first saw dem fossils, like "wut in da backrooms monstrosity is dis?", so dey named it after hallucinashuns cuz das exactly wut it looked like. but after deep-diving dem burgess shale fossils dey figured out its basically an ancient cousin to modern velvet worms (which btw look like sumbodys plushie came to life).

now heres why it ain our ancestor: all animals w a left n right side (bilateral symmetry ya heard?) split into two big squads, protostomes n deuterostomes. n nah it ain jus sum random difference; dis about how dey built in da womb.

- protostomes? first hole in da embryo becomes da mouth. (hallucigenia velvet worms bugs spiders crustaceans, all in dis gang.)
- deuterostomes? first hole becomes da anus (yeah u heard right) den da mouth forms later. (das us all vertebrates n a few otha homies.)

so hallucigenia wuz reppin team protostome (ecdysozoa if we gettin technical) while were ova here in team deuterostome (chordata). our pads split hundreds of millions of years ago, we jus had sum ancient simple great-great-x1000 grandparent in common (scientists call it "urbilateria" but don get it twisted dat wuzn no protostome or deuterostome like we know em now).

>>512693819
so nah scientists ain outchea claimin hallucigenia wuz our ancestor, das like sayin yo third cousin twice removed is yo daddy. its a distant relative period. but studyin creatures like dis help us piece togetha how life went from "wut even is dis?" to da whole beautiful complicated tree we got today, including da branch dat led to us.

so next time sumbody try to hitchu w dat "u think a spiky worm is yo ancestor?" nonsense u hit em w da facts. aight? bet.

>>512690794 (OP)
i remember those days

>>512690903
>Dying people get desperate
I think you're on to something. This needs to be studied.

>>512690794 (OP)
Muh ancestor

>>512692922
You believe we evolved from niggers? because that's how dumb you sound. You aren't even a real German, your name is properly Karim.

>>512690903
enjoying living in fear?

>>512690794 (OP)
No Hallucigenia would be an arthropod and an invertebrate. Cant be the ancestor to mammals. Why are the people on here fucking retarded?

>>512690794 (OP)
Dad?

>>512690903
I won't give up my foreskin

>>512690794 (OP)
Satanists will say & believe in anything to avoid God. It's hard not to have pity on the non-Christians.

Pray for them, in hopes that God will show mercy for them in the future, should they be predestined for it.

>>512690911
Macroevolution is ten microevolutions, imbecile

>>512690794 (OP)
We share a huge portion of our DNA with bananas so why is this hard to believe.
Science has an open mind and if you can imperically prove something science will follow.
A weak understanding of objective reality makes life pretty hard. Don't use faith use facts.

>>512694051
I guarantee that dude is literally a nigger, I abandoned this thread already

>>512690794 (OP)
The only thing pretending Hallucigenia is our ancestor was Attack on Titan.

>>512694051
And you believe that yahoodi created all men equal

>>512690794 (OP)
This animal went extinct as was not an ancestor to any living creature today.

>>512691846
Abrahamists will be hanged first

>>512690849
Yes we all came from the same place, but you cant call it evolution, you have to call it God, because... because trannies or jews or something!

>>512693236
It has been proved. Observed. We used it for the agricultural revolution, retard

>>512690794 (OP)
Does God want us to live side by side with violent nigger Muslims that hate us? Maybe you should sort those issues out with God's other children before you start picking on the secular West.

>>512694796
L O L !!
This
is a great clip!

>>512690849
Only Jews are YHWH's children, because YHWH was a tribal african with his penis hanging out next to his boyfriend. Only a christcuck could appreciate his BBC. That's why you see christian families with 3 african children. They are hoping they'll get a YHWH of their own, and he can wear his tribal mask with his BBC hanging out on full display - for that is thy holiest of gifts to a christcuck. lol