i'll start
Kamala puts the US in USA
Trump the SA

this is now a peaky blinders thread

>>512707882 (OP)
"Op is a faggot"
-Check em

>>512707882 (OP)
I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference. This was the diving boardarea,
andI was oneof the guards, and they weren’t allowedto – it was a 3-meter board.
And if you fell offsideways, youlandedon the damn, er,darn cement overthere.

And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, If you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap.
And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside.’
My car this – was mostly, these were all public housing behind us, My car – there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And I -
and he said, ‘I’ll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors.
Not a joke.
There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, ‘What am I gonna do?’ And he said. ‘Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics – where all the pool builder is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end.
And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your you head I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’
He said, ‘No if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty?
And I looked at him, but I was smart, then.

- US President Joe Biden