Thread 512724924

damn right

wife?

>>512724924 (OP)
>my wife tells me to sleep on the couch
What is the cure for such disorders?

>>512725109
Beatings.

they also get pegged and eat pussy

>>512724924 (OP)
Did you see that on the TV?

>>512724924 (OP)
I've never understood this. Can't you just say 'no' and sleep in the bed? What is she supposed to do about it?

>>512724924 (OP)
Didnt ask, plus youre brown

>>512724924 (OP)
1pbtid
spam

>>512724924 (OP)
Women are goddesses. We should obey them.

>>512725173
I'm not married myself, but I heard you get accused of rape or something and go to prison and divorced

>>512725173
She divorces you and takes your house and kids

>>512724924 (OP)
Has literally never happened to me.
When told to leave, I will leave.
With a promise, I will come back at the time of my choosing.
Check and Mate.

>>512724924 (OP)
American unmarried man here. I have never heard from a married man that they always sleep in a bed. My married friends say things like "Oh I sleep on the couch sometimes" or "Oh I sleep on the couch because she says I snore". Personally, I would rather sleep on a bed.

I almost got kicked out of my own house I said nope, not like this, get my shit together

I hate women and jewts so much bros

>>512725335
you need a genjutsu cast on you faggot

>>512724924 (OP)
I sleep in the dog house whenever I snore because thats where I keep the dirty magazines hehe haha hoho

How do you like your "country" O'Brien?

I agree, though; what's a wife?

>>512725148
Do American “men” really eat pussy? The same pussy that had another 5 men blow a load in it?

>>512725173
Don’t listen to the other simp cuck Americans.

It’s actually a female shit test. You’re meant to stay in the bed and fuck her actually. Oh and preferably whisper something like, “this is my domain, I’m not leaving, I own you, now say master you own me” so she cums real hard.

>>512724924 (OP)
Downright peculiar blokes from the yookay turn in their blank guns to the coppers.

>>512725621
>I sleep in the dog house whenever I snore
Pathetic

>>512725621
you need a chemical castration cast on you rapist

>>512725148
>pegged
that's not the norm, retard.
>eat pussy
based

>>512725928
Meant to respond to
>>512725716

>>512725148
Do they eat pussy before or after the bull intake though?
>>512725596
My dad snores and my mum is the one to sleep on the couch / in another bedroom. Seems more natural.

>>512724924 (OP)
Dogs like to sleep on the couch

My wife never asks me to sleep on the couch.

>>512724924 (OP)
Modern marriage is for cucks and whores

>>512724924 (OP)
There are married men who post on /pol/

>>512726258
That is because the couch could not handle your girth and she is worried you break it.

>>512726408
>around 6.5'
>under 200lbs
My main problem is the couch isnt wide enough for me to effectively lay down.

>>512726694
buy a table

>>512724924 (OP)
Wives are in control and can take everything away from their slave, even if they are to blame.

>>512724924 (OP)

My wife sleeps on the couch when we fight

>>512726694
Your height and weight change every time I prompt you. This can all be easily tracked through the archive since you are name faggot.

Are you a changeling?

lol...lmao

>>512725832
You sound brown. Why are you in the UK?
>>512726063
Stop projecting your fetishes for your kike handlers shitskin.

>>512726808
Uh, but if every man just didn’t accept this shit, you do realise it’s game over right?

Women have zero power you fucking retard

>eat her pussy
>she tells you to sleep on the couch
What the fuck is wrong with wh*te women? Are they just not capable of being happy with what they have?

I don't know when AI wives will finally become a thing, but I know I'll be buying first gen. There is SO MUCH money in it. Why aren't there cyberskin robot wives walking around our homes, yet???

>>512726933
You’re right. I’m brown. Which means I don’t eat pussy like you and sleep on the couch.

Oh and I’ve fucked so many white women and every single one of them was basically into domination and on the edge of rape play.

Your women are toys.

>>512724924 (OP)
I didnt. When I was married I slept in the bed after fights and she had 2 choices: grow up and get over it and join me, or sleep on the couch. She almost always chose the former.

>>512724924 (OP)
This never happened in my house when I was a child, and my dad did a lot of stupid shit.

>>512724924 (OP)
>Have a short tempered wife
>We fight often
>She tells me she doesn't want to sleep with me at least once a week
>I go to bed
>She is forced to either sleep on the couch or make peace and sleep in bed
>Making peace involves angry sex
It's just a shit test and American "men" are failing it.

>>512725148
I like eating pussy tho

>>512727126
>>512725832
>shit test
What exactly are they testing for?

>>512727283
Hierarchy.
They're just like dogs. If she gets the best spot to sleep, she's the alpha.

>>512725832
You sucked your dad's dick and that's the same dick that was in your brother's butt
So why is it ok for you?

>>512726063
Why are all the fag countries trying to act like they don't suck dick all of the sudden?
We know you still live at home with " mum". Lmfao.

>>512727431
>just like dogs
Makes sense. Only a bitch would care about such petty shit like status.

This is why women should never be put in a position of power. It's not because they don't deserve it. It's because they can't control it. The tiniest bit of power goes straight to their heads and they start making insane decisions.

Like I said, the very instant robot wives become a thing, I'm going to have like 3 of them.

>>512726042
Enjoy throat cancer faggot.

>>512724924 (OP)
>go stay at a hotel
>return in the morning after she has left
>pack my things
>leave and never come back or answer her calls
>refuse to sign divorce papers

>>512727832
>This is why jews should never be put in a position of power. It's not because they don't deserve it. It's because they can't control it. The tiniest bit of power goes straight to their heads and they start making insane decisions.

agreed.

>>512727920
>pack my things
Nigger all the things are my things. How the fuck do you pack up an entire 6 bedroom house and 2 car garage and 3 sheds full of your things and drive away? Lol. Nigga you poor and think people own nothing but a laptop and a few clothes.

>>512725832
kek

>>512727832
I wouldn't say power gets to their head. They don't grasp power like you and I.
They are social animals, they emulate.
When in a position of power, they do what they believe a person in power would do.
In other words, if she spent her entire life watching feel good movies about benevolant powerful people, she wouldn't actually go on a power trip.
Regardless, they end up acting. They don't understand the why or the purpose.
At best, they would do what they believe would create the best emotions. For her, first, for her peers second and the rest o the populace third.
Let's run a thought experiment.
Imagine a woman who has never socialized, never watched a movie, etc.
However, she fully comprehend societal mechanics and cause/effect relation.
You put her in a room alone and she has to take decision for the future of mankind
Nothing would get done, because she would have no socialization framework and nobody to bounce her ideas with.
That's why I said "like dogs." In some way, they almost seem to be acting on instincts.

>>512728331
do you need more than that? you are a woman.

>>512725173
That's what she wants you to do but we are trained to be subservient to women.

>>512728489
>they almost seem to be acting on instincts
Have you ever seen women when they take SSRIs? Jesus fucking christ. That shit completely cooks their emotional state. What rationality they used to possess completely goes right out the fucking window. Absolutely batshit insane.

NEVER let them take prozac, zoloft, welbutrin, lexapro, or any other SSRIs.

The greatest tragedy of the vagina is that it's attached to the woman.