>>512735986 (OP)
heh

Good, a constant unmissable reminder of the dildos. This is a completely unwinnable situation for the wnba.

>>512735986 (OP)
Imagine playing a sport that is so shit that people throwing dildos on the court is the breath of fresh air it needed to get attention

>>512736473
kek nice

>>512735986 (OP)
Life finds a way.

>>512735986 (OP)
unless

>>512736473

just give it a hook so it's just floating there the whole game

>>512735986 (OP)
>he doesn't have a laser guided dildo

its like the iron dome but for dildos

>>512735986 (OP)

>Women harmlessly harassed in public in year of our Lord 2025.

>Solution is a literal safety net.

It's like pottery.

>>512735986 (OP)
If this is a publicity stunt it's actually genius. Challenge people to throw dildos at you, pretend you hate it, thousands of people buy tickets to try.

>>512736695
Chrrrriiiiiisssss come on over and sink some baskets

>>512735986 (OP)
I can get a dildo through that. Got a couple of dragon cocks that will hook right an that.

>>512735986 (OP)
>wnba gets the most attention ever in its entire history
>immediately bans the thing that got it attention
if they were smart, they'd find a way to integrate dildo throwing into the game.

Chhhrrriiiiiisss did you bring the strawberry lube I like I'll shoot a 3 for some D I'll suck your cock right here in front of everybody

>>512737042
I kind of want to try now too... but I'd never buy a ticket to the WNBA. Nor a dildo.

>>512736851
The story behind this gif is even funnier. The company hosted a virtual meeting in Second Life, but someone crashed it by flying a bunch of dicks in. So they moved the meeting in person, and the madman showed up with a remote control flying dick to do it again.

>>512735986 (OP)
what a pathetic joke (((sport)))

>>512735986 (OP)
This place isn't that bad.

>>512736634
>Imagine playing a sport
it's female gorilla golf

>>512735986 (OP)
WNBA is just another welfare program for niggers. It bleeds investor money.

>>512737299
>integrate dildo throwing into the game.
FROM DOWNTOWN!!!!

>>512735986 (OP)
the dildos has brought more world wide attention to the game that anything the players has done in the history of the wnba
they voted for this

>>512737596
>sheboon tree hockey
proof that boomers will watch anything that appears on their tv set

>>512735986 (OP)
The Green Dildo immediately proceeded a major crypto pump. It was a sign, an omen, an augury.

>>512737791
lol that nigger want that chiken!

>>512737439
>troll level: Master

>>512737791
But they DONT watch it.
Thats why the league has never made a profit.

>>512736889
proof Sam didn't plan that.

>>512736473
Isn't just their hoop net

>>512737552
>>512737791
/pol/ ain't dead yet

>>512735986 (OP)
How many bad dragon dildos would it take to breach the net? I think we're gonna need a bigger dildo.

>>512735986 (OP)
>WNBA installs another useless net

>>512737336
>he doesn't own a dildo
What are you? Gay?

>>512736904
perfect, at very least it will be a major Chinese Fire Drill to get a ladder and snag that sucker during game.

Everyone will be focused and big applause (or boos) when they finally grab it.

>>512735986 (OP)
If they want more pay the should shove one in their pussy and have it fall out while playing to kick start their onlyfans career

>>512738711
CHECKED

>>512735986 (OP)
Chat, is this real?

>>512738711
You cheeky bastard

>>512738711

>>512736967
oy vey

>>512735986 (OP)
One man really can change the world

>>512735986 (OP)
Dildon't net

>>512735986 (OP)
Hah! That's actually pretty funny

>>512738711

It has led to one of the strangest newspaper articles I've read in quite some time.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/aug/08/wnba-sex-toy-throwing-meme-culture-shame-collapse

>>512737439
It was some kind of women's group thing, too.

OUT: Cope cages
IN: Dildo nets
The vibe shift is real.

>WNBA puts a stop to the one thing that might get people to watch it
Women really don't know how to run shit, do they?

>>512736473
the butt plug

>>512735986 (OP)
Lol only 13 teams are in this shit league

>>512736695
In hindsight Worldpeace was so much more iconic than extreme peace

>jews try everything they can think of to divide men and woman and distract them from talking about jews

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>/pol/ getting Centel'd
come on now fellas

>>512735986 (OP)
>they throw one with no balls attached
gg

>>512738711

>>512740000
Checked quads and agreed
Journalism at all time highs right there

What season of He Will Not divide Us are we on?

>>512743945
>The dildo becomes mise-en-scène.

>>512738711
fuckin hell

>>512738711
You sir, have just won the internet.

Antisemitism has been defeated

>>512738711

i dont own a dildo how do i get a rebound dildo
asking for srs

>>512737439
>>512740086
Fucking liar, it happened in Russia and it was a political event about Kasparov's presidential run. The "activists" aka FSB glowies sent the flying dildo to crash the event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEFpTETuNs

>>512735986 (OP)
Challenge accepted.

>>512739291
No

what about tiny dildoes, like 1" long

they'll sail right through

>>512735986 (OP)
shoot it like an arrow, right through the hole

>>512735986 (OP)
some anon needs to get a drone in there and drop one

>>512735986 (OP)
how the fuck do you see the game like that

>>512738711
/thread

>>512736851
nowadays they can add a bluetooth speaker to play 'flight of the valkyries'

the future is here

>>512735986 (OP)
>Only 13 teams

>>512735986 (OP)
how many dildos have been thrown? I've only seen the green one

>>512746458
idk, i think it's happened a few times now. wonder how much use they got before being sacrificed like this

>>512738711
Screencap your boy, fellas!

>>512736695
>My dog has a basketball game
>Take it easy man

>>512736967
Iron dildome

gotta love the dildo games

>>512736851
Please somebody

>>512736889
Gorilla nest

>>512735986 (OP)
Despite only having 13 teams the WNBA accounts for 100% of dildo throwing incidents

Hopefully it isn't fully enclosed so they can still be thrown over the top. Something that may not occur to the female ape hoop players.

>>512735986 (OP)
Is that the safety net in the pic? You could totally get a dildo through that.

>>512738711
lmfaoooooooo

>>512736967
The Dutch Cap

>>512740267
Hopefully having to watch an already shit game through a screen gives it the last nudge it needed to die.

Whole thing is a racket orchestrated by big dildo net

>>512735986 (OP)
A dildo dam
A floppy stoppy
The silicone shield

Why you nigger need WNBA for woman ? ... i don't get it.

>>512737439
Those were two completely unrelated incidents like years apart dude

>>512735986 (OP)
they should throw some butt plugs instead, they will easily fit through the net

>>512748953
Imagine the humor of playing the game with a dozen dildos stuck in the net

>>512735986 (OP)
>Bloody tossers. Where there's a will, there's a wank.

>>512749040
I was fucking around on Pornhub with a few of my buds when we ran across this

>>512740404
Yea, the jews put up those nets, fucking baby dick sucking rats are 5 steps ahead of me at all times

>>512736851


The dildrone, I remember that.

>>512745902
everyone just watches the big tv anyway

>>512744788
no need for glowies
no one likes kasparov anywhere lmao

>women didn't learn from the r*ssians that cope cages don't work
Sad! About to find out about FPDs!
>>512738711
Took me a second you cheeky cunt.

>>512746458
over 9000 dildos have been thrown

Anyone got webms of dildoes being thrown
I assume the videos get taken down and I'm not suffering through woman sports

>>512735986 (OP)
So, they are playing in a cage now?

>>512738711
i dont get it
like, the hoop nets? they are also useless?

Just think how much money they spent on that.

>>512736904
Okay, I like where this is going.

What could be added, to make officials grossed out and not want to be the one to touch it?

>>512738711

>>512738711
Czechd
Nfl dildos were fun, but this society warfare tickles my Hippocampus

>>512738711
>Pay them what their Net Worth

No capita fr fr

>>512735986 (OP)
I thought the league was installing laser guided dildo cannons? Thats what RFK said.

>>512750411
Just the posters of no dildos allowed at the entrance. The security guards padding attendants down looking for dildos.
They should have ignored it. This is gonna destroy the league

>>512749801
https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1mkjk5e/for_the_4th_time_within_a_span_of_a_little_over_a/

>>512738711
what? explain the joke. are you implying the net on the hoop is useless? how is it useless?
this shit aint funny in the slightest

>>512738711
Put me in the screencap!

>>512750631
Great comments lmao