boomers considered this situation so unlikely and hilarious it could only be fodder for comedy.

>>512739058 (OP)
Are you a 40 y/o virgin?

>>512739356
I'm a 35yo kissless hugless virgin and I'm not the only one

>>512739058 (OP)

Fuck boomniggers. This is now a boomer hate thread.

>>512739058 (OP)
Now that's half of /pol/. The other half are virgins under 40.

It doesn't count if she was fat or ugly.

>>512739755
Count me in then. Stike on both.

>>512739058 (OP)
It is a choice. You can always have sex, paying for it is an option (not the best option, but it is there nonetheless)
However, I am aware that most self described “incels” want true love. Pfffft

I'm a 99yo kissless hugless virgin and I'm not the only one

>>512739574
And you live in a country with prostitutes and it legal.
You have zero excuses.

>>512739058 (OP)
>Obsessing over virginity

>>512739574
Imagine living with long legged blonde queens everywhere and being a virgin

>>512739755
fuck !!

>>512739058 (OP)
escorts my nigger

>>512739936
prostitutes are disgusting and condom sex or buying sex doesnt count.
to lose your virginity a woman has to take your cock out of her volition

>>512739981
>with long legged blonde queens everywhere
they only fuck gigachads

No way this dude would have given up his life for some roastie. He had his chances when he was younger. He wasn't an incel he was a volcel. You're all volcels too so don't let them shame you. Women are not worth it

>>512739574
You should try sex, feels bretty good

>>512739755
Thank fuck

>>512739058 (OP)
why you keep reposting this lmao what a lifeless faggot

>>512740243
It's their job.

>>512739981
Germany? After Paris Syndrome and Jerusalem Syndrome, the German Syndrome !

>>512740135
I lost my virginity in high school to a big fat mexican girl I worked with at pizza hut and you can sure as shit it counts.
We wern't in love and I knew her bf.

>>512739058 (OP)
You could be "Andy" and still have had sex. The whole point of the movie was that Andy didn't want to connect with disingenuous vapid people.

>>512740528
Yeah but did it that experience make you lose your sense of innocence though

>>512740709
Situations like that make you wish for your innocence back and a proper do-over.

>>512739867
Prostitution is for normies. Also, why would anyone want to fucked a diseased whore.

>>512740931
Idk, I’m sure they have their reasons

>>512740135
Bullshit.
You nut in a vagina, you are not a virgin. Rubber wrapping or not.
You are just a coward and the result of you own failings.

>>512739058 (OP)
From what i remember his normalfag friends decided for him that he had a problem and literally tried to force a prostitute on him.
I'm pretty sure some girl even tried to rape him to win a bet.
Shit was evil and not funny.
Btw, the most awesome and wholesome guy in my life is the 50+ yo version of him.

>>512739574
Imagine being a virgin, lmao.
Just put your dick in a vagina, it's really that simple.

>>512739981
>germany in 2025
>he doesn't know
should we tell him?

>>512739058 (OP)
They also thought 6 months without sex for a nerd was a comically long time

>>512741309
No thanks.

>>512741448
I respect your choice.
Celibates by choice are the gigachads of this world.

>>512740709
No it didn't.
Not even a little and I'm not a 40 y/o virgin.
It's crazy you even think I respected women in the first place simp faggot.

>>512739058 (OP)
>boomers
it's jews.
my cousin showed me this movie when it came out. i'm 49 yrd ols and virgin

>>512743431
That and the fact it was pretty obvious there was a very serious problem.

>>512739936
There are streets where hoes meander around seeking free monies for suckies

No excuses, American

>>512741309
imagine putting your dick is a smelly, fishy hole

I went two years without sex in my 20s because I have a personality disorder and was having a mental breakdown. I got a few blowjobs though. Just have sex! Woman want to have sex!

>>512739979
>Something people who are 20 and non virgins say

>>512739058 (OP)
>boomers considered this situation so unlikely and hilarious it could only be fodder for comedy.
Reminds me of some old episode of the Simpsons from like 1989 or whatever, where Homer gets on a scale and it says he weighs 239 or something (I'm recalling from memory so maybe I'm wrong), and that was considered comically obese for the time. Well, look where we are now. Jews fucked this country inside and out.

And though we elected Trump in the hopes he would somehow do something to fix the situation, it becomes ever increasingly clear that he never will. But we tried.

>>512744782
I'm not a virgin sheep fucker.

>>512739058 (OP)
I lost my virginity at 28. I don't remember much because I was really drunk. Sex is overrated until you find somebody who you really like.

>>512739058 (OP)
I’m in my 40’s. I’ve had blowjobs and handjobs and a titjob and some anal dips with a woman but I’ve never ejaculated into a vagina.
Am I a virgin?

>>512739574
You've NEVER had pussy?

LOLOLOLOL

>>512739614
You retards don't even know what "boomers" are. They were in their sixties when 40 Y.O. Virgin premiered.

>>512739574
Tbh anon its not that big of a deal. Its nice but there are better things. Kids are the only reason for sex

>>512740135
That ridiculous criteria will be meaningless when you're on your death bed having never experienced sexuality with another human.

God damn you guys are fucking pathetic. You're WASTING TIME right now!!

Honestly, how do people even have sex? It seems like such an alien concept. How does it happen? I can't even fathom being in a situation where a woman would want to have sex with me. In fact it seems so unlikely that I can't even be sad about it.

>>512739058 (OP)
>boomers
You may have misunderstood something about the source.
Oh. A memeflag. Have you considered a mirror? It might help you figure this out.

>>512741297
>evil

Where do you nutcases come from? Did you have shitty parents or what? No parents? Neglect? Raised by internet?

I don't understand you people. You're nothing like real people in the world. You must just stay home because I never meet loons like you in my life.

It's pretty easy to be a virgin when you're fat.

>>512739058 (OP)
Yes, and it is just as unlikely and hilarious today.
Over 98% of men have lost their virginity by the time they turn 25. Men who are still virgins at 40 are so uncommon and rare that they are statistically irrelevant. There are probably more 40 year olds who have never used a computer or the internet or a phone than there are 40 year olds who have never had sex.

>>512746440
Hmm.
Mirror.

>>512746400
Good goy

>>512739574
>I'm a 35yo kissless hugless virgin
>and I'm not the only one
you are godamn right. 33 yo here.

>>512743431
>49

Ooof. You're going to die never having known a woman's touch. That is depressing. I'm amazed you guys can justify it somehow and live life with that prospect.

>>512745299
>People who don't smash their own fingers with a hammer will never understand my pain!
...Yeah?

>>512745393
Americans like you make me ashamed I live here with you.
Mad at jews.
Elected Trump thinking he would do something to these "bad" jews.
You're truly fucking ignorant. Spend more time on /pol/. lol

>>512746531
>You're going to die never having known a woman's touch.
it's kinda sad that you believe that matters. get a dog if you are lonely.

>>512746545
Don't deflect. What I stated is a fact. Submit to it and move on.

>>512746531
Yeah its amazing what the human mind is capable of coping with. Like most the guys in America are missing half the nerves in their dick because of circumcision and they're completely fine with it. People don't miss what they never had. Simple as

>>512739058 (OP)
I wish. I'm millenial who chased pussy. Got a enough. Married a crazy woman because we already had two kids together.
They were at the wedding.
Then we divorced and I raised those kids alone.
Being a virgin is a good thing. If a lot of you have gone this far then you're waiting for the right person. You're the best quality.
If you want to be alone from here on out that's okay too. There's worse things.
Pussy can create nightmares and I've lived them. So settle well or loner well my fellows.
I wish I was you.

>>512739936
the point is not to get your dick wet, the point is to be able to get pussy naturally.
getting a prostitute will just screw with your mind, not to mention it would be a sin.

>>512746674
>Being a virgin is a good thing.
A virgin can't comprehend that.

>>512746322
this. the only point is that you lose mental hangups if you have them.

>>512746440
Just shut up already, normgroid.
"Real people in the world" are a bunch of degenerate scum and you being just like them is not something to brag about.

>>512746178
>I’ve had blowjobs and handjobs and a titjob and some anal dips with a woman but I’ve never ejaculated into a vagina.
How the fuck did you manage to do that stuff but not bust in a pussy? I could understand if you had kissed and made out with girls, but never anything past that. Sometimes girls can be hesitant about going from making out to fingerblasting them or blowjobs or whatever, but then once you get to that stage penis in vagina is usually inevitable.
>Am I a virgin?
Technically yes, but you are also an honorary manwhore and will be allowed into the ethnostate

>>512746648
>People don't miss what they never had. Simple as
When they find out they're missing out, they begin to long for it. In the case of sex you''re surrounded by it. So bad abalogy.

>>512746674
>Pussy can create nightmares and I've lived them
brainyquote

>>512746724
>Being a virgin is a good thing.
>A virgin can't comprehend that.
Too much social media influence and film?
That's okay. Being a virgin is a very sacred thing. You'll know when you lost it it's like shooting a innocent bird with a BB gun and then you feel sad.
It's a good thing. When I lost my virginity at 18 I felt very melancholy. What's that mean? Melancholy. Like I'd lost something.
Give it to someone amazing or just don't give it away guys. You'll be better off trust me. I didn't.

>>512746674
Most virgins past age 25 aren't virgins by choice.
No one wants to sex them because they have serious, glaring personality flaws.

>>512746856
I lost it ~30. And yes, there's some unseen component that goes well beyond the act itself. But again, a virgin cannot comprehend this. Someone who had sex at 18 should honestly just shut up. Your input is meaningless.

>>512746400
Damn. Is this where we're at now? People just not even expecting to have sex ever in their lives? Such a far-fetched notion that you could never even IMAGINE it.
Wow. How does this happen? Did you not go to school or have jobs? No girl ever looked at you or liked you? Did you have two parents?

>>512746531
stop blackpilling. the anon you responded to just needs to travel to some shithole and gain some confidence, yes, literally.

>>512739574
genuine question: if the opportunity came to have sex with a normal girl without paying would you:
1)be too afraid of the whole situation and ruin it or refuse to fuck.
2)lie to the girl and say you are not a virgin and fuck her
3) tell her the truth upfront (or after) and fuck her

>>512746956
>No girl ever looked at you or liked you?
correct
>Did you have two parents?
no. single mother with mental disorder

>>512746856
>It's a good thing. When I lost my virginity at 18 I felt very melancholy. What's that mean? Melancholy. Like I'd lost something.
>Give it to someone amazing or just don't give it away guys. You'll be better off trust me. I didn't.
Actually I didn't really read your post thoroughly. I agree with this. Which is what I did, I didn't just have sex for the sake of it. however nonetheless, there is something else that happens. Don't know how to describe it.

>>512746775
I’ve dipped it in pussy but never ejaculated into one. If anything I would call myself being responsible.

>>512746935
Who can you agree with me and then say my comments were meaningless?
Tard. And I'm a millennial. I graduated year 2000. We'd seen American Pie. You were a loser back then if you hadn't been laid before you got out of high school.
My cousin was like " YOU GOTTA DO IT! "
I thought I had to.
So I made sure it happened.
Everyone was doing it. I was a little late to the party.
Wasn't worth it. There's nothing good to be had of it. Fall in love and have sex.
Or be by yourself. That's it.
Being by yourself is not half the nightmare you could end up making.

>>512746997
>1)be too afraid of the whole situation and ruin it or refuse to fuck.
>2)lie to the girl and say you are not a virgin and fuck her
>3) tell her the truth upfront (or after) and fuck her
4) It probably won't even come up.

>>512746462
Calling bullshit on that one. India alone would disprove that dumb fucking statement.

>>512739574
I understand if it were India but how does that happen in the western world that too Europe where women literally walk around naked?

>>512746997
they really don't ask that question. just say that you have some experience, who cares.
but really, sex is sacred and should be reserved for marriage.

>>512747107
>1)be too afraid of the whole situation and ruin it or refuse to fuck.
>2)lie to the girl and say you are not a virgin and fuck her
>3) tell her the truth upfront (or after) and fuck her
>4) It probably won't even come up.
>5) Not get hard due to a lifetime of pornography consumption

>>512746638
It's amazing to me that you don't think it matters. It's normal. It created you and I and everyone else. It's THE life experience.

It's a major thing in life that everyone should know. Getting a dog and loneliness isn't really the same subject at all. Just enmeshing your body with someone else and doing something with all the hormones you have matters. Even to you, no matter how much you delude yourself. You experience erections. Don't you want to play that out to its intended conclusion ever? To climax inside a female?
Of course you do. You just can't overcome the myriad social obstacles necessary to get there.
Must be a difficult life. But if you made it to your 30s, 40s, 50s... I guess you found a way to live life anyway. That's a hell of a handicap though. I can't even imagine.

>>512747087
Yep.

>>512746776
These people who are happy to be virgins don't watch porn or jerk off or see romance movies or anything. They live in a sexless world. They don't miss sex because they never see reminders of it.

Not sure how that's even possible, but they do it.

>>512747216
>but really, sex is sacred and should be reserved for marriage
eh. getting a beej from some trashy hot 18 year old stripper (whose real name you will never know) for $100 right after doing a line of coke is pretty lit.
just sayin'.

>>512739058 (OP)
Men can't be virgin though. That's a very homosexual thought that implies penetrating another man. Virgins are unmarried maidens by definition.

>>512747257
..are you ok anon?

>>512747257
>It's THE life experience.
Meh

>>512747386
did you get a hit of dopamine? damn that's fucking sick bro.

>>512747395
>Men can't be virgin though.
Of course they can. There's even supposed to be a lot of them according to the end times prophecies of the Bible. It's said they lead a war against the Edomite scum in Israel.
It's just a sign of the end of times.
They won't be virgins forever.
The 1,000 year Kingdom of Christ will come.
If they don't have wives now they'll have them later and first and foremost for what grooms are best but the virgins. I'll be standing at the back of the line and by year 620 I might have a wife, who's been kind of a hoe before. Typical for me.

>>512746997
If it was just some one off thing I wouldn't do it. I know it sounds cliche but I'd rather just wait for someone I love or have been dating for years. I mean I've kept my virginity this long I might as well make the most of it and not just cash it in on some random fling. I don't think I could do it with someone I didn't fully trust anyway. I honestly can't imagine myself ever having sex, not because I'm some weird disfigured freak but I'm just a very cynical person and don't trust anyone.

>>512747257
mr, please, I only asked if you wanted fries with your order

>>512747257
it literally isn't "the" life experience. I am happier about my work achievements than I am about my lays.
the main point is being able to do it, actually doing it doesn't matter except for procreation.

>>512739755
It's over

>>512746856
Yes, I get that. I know the feeling of killing the bird with the BB gun too. I was 10. The thing is, at some point it's just part of life to finally lose your virginity. It's a rite of passage. Even if it's not the "soulmate" or the dream girl. You won't really ever feel like a "man" if you're a virgin. There's an extra layer of insecurity you'll always have. I didn't get laid until I was 20. That is still embarrassing to me. And I've only been with 5 women. I've never had a long term relationship. I've already got terrible stats. But being a virgin would make me suicidal. I couldn't shake hands with men or look them in the eye or compete for jobs with them as a virgin.
OH. Now I understand so much about a lot of 4chan people who hate "normies" and avoid society. I feel both like one of them and a normal person. Probably don't fit in with either group. I was briefly in the normal group but can't really cut it there very well.

>>512746354
+1

>>512747531
Virgin means a maiden. This has nothing to do with Middle Eastern shit. There is nothing inherently valuable about a man's sexuality. Men are dirty by default. Only a maiden has something worth preserving before she gets married. A woman who is not a virgin is either married off to a man or a whore. Simply as.

It used to be common sense in Europe long before any of that Semitic garbage you are talking about was even present here, but I'm sure it's also the same way in the Middle East.

When somebody talks about a virgin man they are engaging in homosexual thought, i.e. implying that a man has to preserve his anal purity.

>>512747386
I honestly don't know how some people can sleep, eat or get it hard/cum high on coke. I never could, not even with medical grade or pure Colombian.

>>512747636
>It's a rite of passage.
It's consummation. Having sex is a consummation with life and The World, ie Lilith, the unseen architect of the veil. After I had sex I felt this odd sense of motion without moving, like I was a cloud and was suddenly pulled down and fully into the physical body. Apparently my suspicions, which I thought were some sort of control mechanism or brainwashing, were actually correct. The body knew it, I knew it. Don't know what to make of it, still. People who lose it before their first Saturn Return (~27) remain completely unaware of it.

Most virginity past 25 is usually due to some form of autism or similar developmental disorders

>>512747257
Anon most Americans had their dicks mutilated at birth and will never really know what natural sex is supposed to feel like no matter what. You can’t tell me that doesn’t leave a permanent scar on somebody’s life and mind.

>>512748078
That's probably how this place tricks people into reincarnating.

>>512747034
I'm sorry. I'm only here kicking virgins because I hate myself and I'm lonely and I will probably never get to have sex again. You're honest, I'm being honest. If I weren't gen-x I'd probably be a virgin. I'd never survive in a world of social media and dick pics. The only women who will date me are unattractive to me and more importantly, totally uninteresting and dumb. I wouldn't be on 4chan if I wasn't a loser in some capacity. I'm no better than any of the virgins here. In fact I respect you guys for thriving despite the virginity. It would drive me crazy. It did. It motivated me to do whatever I had to to get laid. I guess that's why it's such a fascinating subject.

>>512747896
>is usually due to
not finding someone who likes you. it's not that complicated. you can't force people to like you.

I've been with about 25 different women but it all dried up after the social media shit went mainstream and the phone apps...

I remember when this movie came out. I was getting laid alot back then.

I haven't been laid in 10 yrs and I have no problem getting laid. It's all the bullshit that comes along with it. The juice aint worth the squeeze.

>>512747570
that is peak slave mentality. you are happy to be a good worker for Mr. Sheckelsteinberg and you don't mind being robbed of your manhood.

>>512748172
100% this. Same this. I wish I had no frame of reference. It was so ez to get laid in the 90s and early 2000s.

>>512747798
I mean, I wasn't exactly hammering nails with it, but this bitch was fine.

>>512746462
>98% of men
Yeah, chief, I’m gonna have to ask for a source for that bullshit number

>>512748172
Virgin can't be an insult for the same reason a non-whore can't be an insult. Only a bitter whore outcast would think that being a pure maiden with an intact hymen is somehow bad.

No man is willing to pay exuberant amounts of money for a whore, but they are for a virgin.

>>512748172
>>512748314
can relate to this, I'm 45 and fucked 300+ chicks since I was 15 until I was like 36. some pretty, some not so pretty, some loved me, some I loved, some were one-night stands. I don't really regret it. I think I just miss it and miss the late 90's and early 2000's

>>512739058 (OP)
Yeah boomers did. But every generation before and after them it was pretty common. Boomers only laugh at this because of how kiked they are.

>>512747570
No one cares, no one asked, not your personal blog

>>512747257
>it's "the" life experience
This faggot does task for crackers then comes home and watches tv until bedtime just to do it all over again

>>512747570
Nice. I care. I'd like to hear more of your personal experiences on here.

>>512739058 (OP)
A man cannot be a virgin. Only girls can be virgins. Not putting your dick in a pussy does not matter. The whole point of virginity is for a girl to keep it until she's married. There's no natural reason why a boy or man should be considered a virgin at any time. It is irrelevant.

>>512739574
pussy gets boring fast unless you're a low IQ caveman like a nigger

>>512739058 (OP)
Finally this incel bait thread appears on the board where it belongs (i.e. /pol/, because it's full of losers, much more so than /tv/).

>>512739058 (OP)

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>>512748905
When are you going to go where you belong?

For me the best part was taking the bra off and sliding their panties off and how the panties wrap down as you slide them off. The smell of the pear body spray. Glitter. Mmmmm

>>512748893
Exactly. A man has a dirty penis that he uses all the time, no anal hymen. He can only be celibate.

"Virgin men" is homosexual Jewish propaganda.

I use to take my girlfriends to Journey's to pick out thong underwear I wanted to see them in.

>>512739867
It's a choice of going to prison or not, yeah. These kinds of posts always ignore the fact that women have agency and civil rights on their side.

>>512748707
jesus, nigger don't you have some hohols to finish off?

>>512748622
It's not "bad". But it also shouldn't be permanent. At some point everyone should experience sex. All the love shit doesn't matter if you were never going to have that anyway. I just think of it as a major bucket list thing. Regrets are a bitch. Once you hit 50, 60, 70, it would be REALLY awkward to try and lose it.

>>512748893
>>512749076

The mental gymnastics. lol
Don't you think it's silly to be this much in denial about it? It's okay and totally natural to actually WANT and expect to have sex in your lifetime. Pretending it's a 'jewish hoax' or some shit is pure cope of the saddest flavor.
You're just lying to yourselves at this point.

>>512749939
I'm pretty sure some old guy would still want to be with an old woman with an intact hymen. Awkward or not, it's more valuable than being a whore.

honest question, do 30+ virgins even try to fix themselves?
usually its a result of like... depression or social anxiety or autism, right?
so what have you done in your entire 20's and beyond to fix yourself?
>i've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas
yeah that's what I thought

>>512746400
Honestly even as somebody who's had sex I feel like that. The few times it ever happened (almost all of them 10+ years ago) it was completely unexpected and almost some fever dream shit, and even now I still can't be in a situation with a woman and convince myself there's ANY chance whatsoever that she'd actually want to have sex with me, even when she's giving me every sign in the book or whatever, and if it happens I feel like it'll be so awkward it gives me anxiety just thinking about it.

>>512750216
My late teens and 20's were spent being tortured endlessly. I was also programmed to keep people away to begin with. I have no idea how it happens for anyone else.

>>512750056
Yes, and racism is bad, women's rights have always existed, the pension system pyramid is here forever to stay, because all of these things were invented in the last few decades, so how could anything possibly have existed before? How ignorant can you get? I'm looking at it from broad human history. You sound like you are spiritually a feminine homosexual whore.

Virgin as a word has an actual meaning. What's there to preserve in a man? Absolutely nothing. Men are sent off to wars because we are expendable. Women are kept out of the frontlines because their sexuality is valuable. It takes only a few men to produce a new generation with fertile women because we really aren't that special.

>>512750056
This isn't to say it is ideal NOT to put your dick in prime underage virgin pussy, you tard. But my point stands. Virginity is important to girls only. Not men. It just sucks to be a sexless man.

>>512739574
Volksgenosse, you're my age and even my autistic, asexual best friend who worked in retail until burnt out couldnt avoid to get dated and sexed by trashy girls younger than him. They did cost him a lot money and nerves, tho.
What the hell are you even doing?

>>512750434
It's important for both, but for different reasons. This shit you're doing just confuses people. You are literally wrong.

>>512750216
I spent my 20ies trying to fix my situation, worked out, tried to fix my lifestyle, went to university, went to therapy, took meds, had my brains electrocuted and shit, nothing worked, my depression and social anxiety still remained and eventually all the progress I made collapsed into itself to a point where I am arguably in a worse physical and mental state at the age of 32 than I was at the age of 22. A whole decade wasted. Once I realized that I will never have kids of my own, I kind of just mentally resigned to my doomed life. The only thing that keeps me from killing myself are my parents.

>>512747395
>Virgins are unmarried maidens by definition
This

>>512739574
26 and getting there soon enough. I don't have much of a drive and don't like women either, 100% my fault. The topic as a whole has never interested me in general. Maybe it is a zoomer thing

>>512747896
The main reason is usually that the selection is not so great where you live. For men with standards (those who want, nay, need virgin cuties), this makes it nigh impossible to find a girlfriend worthy of his time.

>>512746856
Jesus Christ, you sound like a woman.

>>512739058 (OP)

I lost my virginity to a hooker in Thailand at age 35. Since then I had sex with two seperate women in California without paying. Coincentally, or not, I was not masturbating at the time. I literally fucked one girl one night and the other the very next night. I fucked both of them multiple times, one of them, a total whore way younger than me, we hung out several times a week and had sex like 3-5 a night every time we hung out. That was last year, I haven't had sex in like a year. Back to the same ol' same ol'

>>512750516
Sorry, but if your mind can't grasp what I'm on about, that's your confusion to fix.

>>512746956
>No girl ever looked at you or liked you?
No. I went through all 18 years of school with zero (positive) female attention. I NEET'd for about two years after HS which probably fucked my chances for good but the truth is it probably would not have made much difference. Being unattractive and autistic as a male is enough to completely exclude you from dating forever.

>>512751114
I was a sexless man till I was 30. I am, basically by choice, a sexless man again. I don't really care. Losing your virginity has some weird effect. You probably lost your's at a more age appropriate window, and therefore this is not known to you. Your mind is veiled until ~27-28.

>>512750516
It's not important whatsoever for men. The most sexually frustrated men you'll ever encounter are Indian and Arab men who by the way swarming our cities as we speak. From a purely evolutionary perspective they are better off than us. It is in no way slowing them down. They still manage to multiply and spread around, taking over cities and neighborhoods, leaving the local whites as a minority. Men's sexual frustration is irrelevant. Being sexually frustrated for a man is basically the default state until it's temporarily extinguished and starts over again. Very few men get sex on demand. Men's sex drives are way higher than women's so as to make us more active in our pursuits.

<--- many of the men you see in this pic are sexless, yet they seem to be winning.

The only reason you put so much worth on this issue is because you are a simp who views things through a woman's lens instead of a man's, more precisely a gutter whore's perspective who has all the STDs and feels jealous of virgins. Using these nu-words like "male virgin" or incel has always been the simp's doing. Instead of putting the blame on the woman for whoring around, you attack a man who has no intrinsic value like a bitter simp to a whore.

christ sticking your dick in a hole is no accomplishment

>>512742821
wow this is the mindset that fucks fat brown chicks good to know

>>512751409
I think you're confused. My biggest flaw is refusal to work with other people, especially men. I refuse to lead or follow. That's about it.

>>512739058 (OP)
Boomers had it good and made sure that no one else could.

>>512751784
Their masters will drain and toss like they do everything else.

Maim and drain is the name of the game. Milk it dry, lead it up the ramp, then come for the blood and flesh. Everyone takes their cut.

>>512750569

The thing that should be rallying you to live your life is the memory of your parents. Therapy, meds, sad parents. What are you? A being so weak you would rely on the imagined future sympathy of your mother to prevent you from turning yourself into a corpse, a male of prime age with years to go? Wake the fuck up, a doomed life; what a joke. Nothing is over while you're still breathing Sir.

>>512750216
>usually its a result of like... depression or social anxiety or autism, right?
I have literally been diagnosed with all three for my whole life and generalized anxiety disorder on top of them, yet not a virgin or incel either. My bodycount is a modest 20+ for my age (pushing fifty lol) but still, none of that shit you listed is an obstacle, but it can be an excuse.

>>512746956
Not him but I'm 34 years old and I've never had a personal conversation with a woman in my entire life. I didn't like them growing up because I found them to be annoying and stupid. I've never had a female friend. I did want to fuck some female students when I was in high school but I never had one express interest in me. Once I graduated high school I worked from home without any contact with anyone. I can't even imagine having a personal conversation with a woman, let alone fucking her. Hell, I can't even imagine having a personal conversation with another man. Sex is a completely alien concept to me. When I watch movies where people are together like that, I can't imagine being in their position any more than being in the position of a character who's an astronaut. In other words, the chance of me having sex with a woman is as improbable as me going to the moon.

>>512741335
reading a friends "joke" is about as unfunny as watching the vids on youtube where they removed the laughtrack (which is still funnier than the original show with fake laughs)

>>512752372
I just don't want to make my parents sad by killing myself, that's it. I am not capable of fixing my life, every attempt I've made at it has failed and none of the issues that have led to those failures have been corrected, if anything, they are more pronounced these days than they were in my youth. I am more depressed, more self loathing, more lonely and more anxious and afraid of life than I was a decade ago, because the past decade has been nothing but a chain of failures and my mental issues becoming worse and worse. There is no self confidence left in me.

>>512746956
>>512746997
I can more easily imagine shooting myself than even talking to a girl. 31.

>>512739058 (OP)
>>512739574
Thought I'd end up this way but thankfully I kissed, hugged and had sex long ago now. I am also 35.

>>512750216
>so what have you done in your entire 20's and beyond to fix yourself?
We're working.

>>512753399
Getting near to where I'm just going to say fuck this site. This is youtube tier. What the fuck could they possibly be trying to block.

>>512753362
>the issues are more pronounced these days than they were in my youth
youngfags under 30 will never understand this

>>512739058 (OP)
Yet many of us are approaching this august age as KHHVs

>>512746997
No such thing as not paying for marriage dumb nigger poster.

>>512746440
Kill yourself you stupid worthless nigger.

Meanwhile this was considered freak show tier

>>512754021
D*bs is the blocked trigger.

>>512746462
Literally 2/3 of young men don't even date anymore you clown.

>>512755169
Truly obscene. Explains why I haven't seen it in such a long time though.

>>512747636
You should be embarrassed for being a nigger.

>>512739058 (OP)
Sounds like a you problem.
I lost my virginity at 16 like almost everyone in my peer group. Women are easy to get, I spent my youth banging one after another.

>>512739058 (OP)
This is the problem with the west. Purity and chastity has been shamed while degeneracy, fornication, and faggotry are highly praised. When good is called bad and bad called good, destruction will come. This is what the west is becoming. The shaming of purity and chastity are just brainless boomer psyop that had done nothing but adding fuel to the fire that's destroying the western civilization.

>>512741235
hell no, doing it with a whore doesn't count, you virgin

>>512751511
So die a virgin then.

I’m a 33 yo virgin. Average looking, had a life, hobbies, tried it all but it’s a nightmare to get girls here, even hookers.
I’m considering Thailand…
Please bros describe what it feels like to insert your penis for the first time inside a vagina

>>512750980
>For men with standards (those who want, nay, need virgin cuties)
That's not called "standards", it's called autism. You're obsessing over body counts the same way another autist is obsessing over trains.

>>512739574
Lol

>>512739058 (OP)
I'm 21 y.o., and already making like 1 thousand dollar in my country, which is good regional salary. But guess what? I'm a virgin. Because I fucking hate w*mens in my country. They are a spawn of satan. Demonic whores that needs to be fucking killed. I'd rather slit my own throat with a curved dagger than have something with eastern european w*men

>>512739356
48. Any questions?

>>512753399
Uh oh! Don't do it, bro. Don't let those fags on Klix.ba earn more ad revenue by making another post in "Crna hronika". You have so much to live for.

>>512756868
Do you still believe in true love?

>>512756939
No

>>512750216
There's literally nothing wrong with them. It's the society that's sick.

>>512756868
yeah i have a question, who the fuck cares

>>512739936
>prostitutes
Weimaricans are irredeemable mutts. The golem transmutation is complete.

>>512746646
You are literally a cocksucking faggot on the mainline to being a tranny.

>>512746440
>You must just stay home because I never meet loons like you in my life.
Oh yeah, would you like to tough guy?

>>512746270
40 year old virgin came out in August 2005. The youngest baby boomers were born in 1964 making quite a few of them 40 going on 41 years old when it came out.

>>512757383
Ok virgin
Don't shoot a school incel

I'm an autist so my social skills are perma-locked at level 0.
Women do not interact with me willingly and exit my presence asap when they have to talk to me, so I am in a worse position that the guy in movie even.

>>512756972
I found true love in group B rally but it died :(

>>512757554
Get your fucking beanhole pushed in by niggers you inbred fat spic trash.

>>512739574
>I'm a 35yo kissless hugless virgin
Same but 33 years old.

>>512740330
she's pretty cute ngl, I would

>>512757775
I'm not a spic but you're a virgin.
That's sad

>>512739574
i get kissless and virgin.. but hugless? that can happen so easily in any bar or just meeting someone. ffs are you that repulsive?
btw the first time you are naked and hug a girl and feel the soft warm titties on your manly chest its a wonderful thing. they tend to stay warm always so in bed they are like squishy heaters.

>>512758137
>? that can happen so easily in any bar or just meeting someone.
You sound like a giant normie my dude, some of us don't go outside and interact with other humans.

>>512758137
>>512758201
Even if you do interact with normies, hugs aren't typically just handed out like that. I got hugs from a few girls in high school, but since then that shit never happens.

>>512758201
i guess kind of compared to many here, but i feel more comfortable here than anywhere else. i cant even fit in with the ones who dont fit in. you will notice that most outsiders are abnormal in similar ways and so are actually pretty common types.

>>512739058 (OP)
Nothing wrong with being a virgin. My wife is asexual, so after a year of marriage we are both still virgins. To normaloids this may seem strange. Just a month ago, for example, my wife and her friends went on a girls' holiday to Jamaica, and my friends and co-workers were all saying "dude she's gonna cheat on you". Nonsense! She is 100% uninterested in sex and would never cheat, I know my wife

>>512739058 (OP)
I was a 25yo virgin till a couple of weeks ago, but Asia is so fucking easy it's hilarious. None of the girls here speak English so it literally doesn't matter what you're saying, you can't fuck it up as long as you're white. Just go to a club, have a couple of drinks to relax the nerves and go for it.

It's not boomers, but a bunch of degenerate burgers from Hollywood. The producers are laughing at you from their ivory tower after they did a bunch of hookers on coke like the vapid pigs they are.

So much stupid disinfo in this thread too. No getting a one night stand with a skank doesn't make you more of a man. Bodycount flexing is complete cancer of the soul and it paints you as somebody too pussy to commit to anything even as a male. Fucking one girl ten times is worth far more than fucking ten girls once. There are cheatcodes to getting laid all around you, but the person you're doing it with also has to be somebody who deserves it else you're just getting a shit deal. Not to mention all the people from shit families or literal disabled people who are just omitted out of the dating game entirely by default.

Only burgers obsess about virginity this much. Burgers are also ground zero of stupid selfdestructive sexual practices like all that BDSM bullshit and butt fisting that skanks can't imagine sex without anymore. Fuck all this bullshit. If sex doesn't feel good or beneficial or worth chasing then simply don't have it at all and never accept being shamed for this decision.

>>512758418
Seems weird that you two wouldn't even give it a single shot to conclude it's not your thing desu

>>512741235
I have an anorgasmia from SSRIs but I've been in vagina many times. Am I still a virgin?

>>512746708
Kys kike

>>512758998
Tbf once your body count has reached uncountable figures you become immune to women and their tricks, this is the chad/incel alliance, both wizards in their own right.

>>512750216
>do 30+ virgins even try to fix themselves?
im already mewing.

>>512746971
At 49 its joever

>>512759215
That's a stupid way to put it. Sex is basically a hobby. Some don't want to ski, some don't like to sex. Or maybe the cost is simply too high, which is exactly the situation with the current dating "economy" and it's all a consequence of long standing burger-israeli cultural brainwash on both sexes. People get their ideas of proper conduct from TV shows and Hollywood and before that it was the church and all of it was the same shit - cancer.

>>512759043
We haven't even kissed yet

>>512759579
Sex isn't a hobby no more than wanking is. Although it is 2025 so I think wanking is legitimately a hobby these days.

>>512759426
why would it be?

>>512759846
Wanking absolutely is a hobby, no question.

>>512739058 (OP)
Fuck boomers, and fuck women, too. Most of them will go to hell and it's glorious

having sex is the only thing propping up some peoples ego it would seem

>>512739356
29...

>>512739574
Same, 35 yo

>>512746400
I am 100% certain that there have been various women in my past that have wanted to have sex with me and I expect there probably will be in the future, but I still feel pretty much the same. It's like a draw the rest of the fucking owl situation. I just don't know how you could get from a to b.

>>512758818
Drunk sex is miserable, I don't envy that experience. That's like eating a delicious piece of chocolate while having severe stomach pains.

>>512739356
39, I'm not kissless though. A chubby goth chick kissed me in high school. She also flashed me and had me grab her boobs when we were watching a Rob Zombie music video.

>>512739574
I see many retarded/trolling comments under your post, so I'll cheer you up a bit
You haven't missed anything important in your life AT ALL. Sex does not feel THAT great anyway and depending on your masturbation skills, jerking off can feel the same or even better (because you know your body better than any whore). Also in many cases many men wish they just jerked off instead for many reason including emotional factors.
Now I'll tell you what you HAVE missed:
1 Spending shit-ton of money on some meat hole during dates
2 Spending shit-ton of you time (your only unrecoverable resource) on some meat hole
3 Sacrificing all your hobbies and friends for some meat hole. In some extreme cases it also includes education and/or career
4 Being constantly emotionally manipulated and emotionally raped
5 Spending time with her family and friends. I've seen cases when retards literally spent shit-ton of money on wife's families like true cucks: bought/rent apartments for them etc
5 Being divorce-raped by the age of 35 (you wouldn't believe how many such cases there are)
6 Being turned into a literal slave to 'provide' for some meat hole and literally pay for limited access to a meat hole (if you skipped the point )
the list goes on

> inb4 but, but, chicken butt, kids
See point 5 and understand that in 99% of cases children are left with mother.
Also women are not able to love anyone except for their children (it's not an offense, it's just in their nature). You are merely a thing for them, like a purse or a dress. As long as you are better or equal to boyfriends/husband of her friends or as longs as they do see better options, you are fine. But once they do, you will be ditched in no time
P.S. Don't listen retards that suggest you to fuck prostitutes. It's like eating from a trash can

>>512760441
Loser

>>512760504
Why didn't you redeem? She clearly wanted it.

>>512760644
The worst part of casual sex is by far the time investment. When I want to nut, I want to nut NOW, not spend the next hour commuting halfway across the ugly bum-filled city to meet some literally who skank that in all likelihood has her own ideas, own libido, and still won't understand me and won't cooperate the way I want. Even if I were the host I wouldn't wish this on my partner since it'd probably just disengage them and make them pissy to be with.

>>512760683
If rejecting drunk sex makes me a loser, then I'm the proudest loser there is. Drunken fag pigs can only cope. They wouldn't recognize true bliss if it pooped on their faces

>>512739356
Who isn't at this point?

>>512739058 (OP)
>will be me soon
KILL ME

>>512739058 (OP)
I'm a 28yo permavirgin. Never even flirted with anyone.

I'm a schizoid though so I'm ok with it

>>512755852
Wrong way around. Chastity and purity are unnatural, there is nothing normal about being a sexless loser. God has shown us the truth in the animal kingdom. Sexlessness leads to depression and loss of strength in men and insanity in females. Western Civilization is failing because they illegalized prostitution and shamed both men and women for having heterosexual sex.

>>512747248
>1)be too afraid of the whole situation and ruin it or refuse to fuck
>2)lie to the girl and say you are not a virgin and fuck her
>3) tell her the truth upfront (or after) and fuck her
>4) It probably won't even come up
>5) Not get hard due to a lifetime of pornography consumption
>6) Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>512760644
Amen, brother

>>512746354
He won't miss much. Sex is by and large bad sex. Good sex is rare.

Anons, I have a question. I'm 36 and never even held a girls hand or sat next to one and had a conversation and I want a virgin. Wouldn't even accept a girl whose just hugged or had one kiss.

What's are you thoughts and that? and a prediction for the future.

>>512739574
Sex is great if you love your woman and she loves you. Then it can be transcendent. Sex with whores is nothing. You might as well goon. There is nothing about a pussy that does something magical to your dick.

>>512739614
Correction: This thread is now R9K doomer faggot thread.

>>512746997
> 1)be too afraid of the whole situation and ruin it or refuse to fuck.
This, I think. Imagine wanting to jump off the cliff Redbull style but all the places are closed and you get only refusals. One day you finally get a cliff-jumper's pass, you stand on an edge - feeling completed achievement and unsecurity: what if you get injured from fall or do it awkwardly or maybe it is just a prank

>>512760504
I'm sorry bro but at this point it's entirely on you. I'm sure none of the other losers here had that much of an opportunity. You dun goofed.

>>512761254
You'll get what you want, just keep not trying

Even if you are an old virgin you're still not as much of a loser as the guy who settled/paid to have sex.

There's this guy at my job who originally married a woman solely for legal benefits, and later in time they ended up "getting feelings for each other" and have had kids since. Despite his military experience he's still working at a shitty minimum wage job with me and has substance abuse issues. The woman he's with is fat and if I remember correctly is domineering in their relationship. He lives in probably one of the worst cities in the US that despite having tens of thousands of residents has more fast food restaurants than independent joints and a single Walmart. He himself is short, unattractive, and is unintelligent. (I don't mean to be overly judgemental, I'm just stating the facts)

But hey at least he's not a virgin right?

>>512761461
Not trying? Or keep on trying.

>>512761575
Baltimore?

sexlets will NEVER comprehend the freedom being a wizard brings.

>>512760504
>A chubby goth chick
That sounds nice and fuckable.

>>512761808
You don't get wizard powers by being sexless your whole life. If it was true, you'd see techbros levitating and casting firebolt. It just doesn't happen. What is true is that you have more aura and happiness when you have sex.

>>512739058 (OP)
gen X

>>512745393
Now i am become Jew, destroyer of nations

>>512746997
It depends, no hymen, no sex

>>512747896
Basically this. It's mostly psychological. Autism, social anxiety, avoidant personalities, obsessive, etc. Many of those guys had opportunities to have sex.

>>512758998
Because the capital of that shit moved from Germany to the US. I love how Europeans think Jews have always been headquartered in the US. It really makes you guys look stupid, since you're always clowning Americans for not knowing anything. Why do you think the meme exists that Germans like shit porn? Weimar.

>>512746400
>Honestly, how do people even have sex? It seems like such an alien concept.
Same. For me sex is something fantastical that happens in movies and games. Like seeing wizards and dragons and stuff. I rationally know that sex and girlfriends are real, but the idea of me having one is like me beeing the Dragonborn in Skyrim or whatever. It's a fantasy completely alien to my real life.

>>512761912
Tech bros get sex. You can't masturbate.

>>512739058 (OP)
That's a Generation X movie.

>>512762455
I was 22.. I stopped caring at 30 though. If I was rich I would pay 3 surrogates for kids, hire nannies and tutors, and date 20-28 year old latinas until I drink myself to death.

>>512758137
Nta. I consider myself to be hugless too, despite technically having been hugged by a girl two times in my life. But in both cases she was wearing a thick winter jacket and did it very quick while saying goodby, so I didn't feel much. For the girls it was probably just a casual, normal greeting thing that they did automatically.

I'm 22 years old and have only had one boyfriend. I haven't had sex with him either. Is it too late for me? I only know one woman, and she's an ugly Kurdish woman, and I'm sure she doesn't want me. I'm nearing the end of university and I'm still lonely. I think I'm going to die without having sex.

I had sex throughout a 4 year relationship (ended now) but it was legitimately awful and I have no motivation to try it again

>>512739058 (OP)
Well, i found sex to be rather overrated and physically uncomfortable.

>>512763303
Yeah ikr?

>>512763232
Man, it's joever after 20 years. If you didn't get anyone before that, then Jesus Christ saved you from this. He saw that all this would only bring grief, and kept you, your health and finances intact. Praise the God.

>>512762688
It's not even about prostitution or porn dumbass. The most damaging part are the idiotic dudebro pop-biology myths that you dumbasses love to keep parroting even on this board. Just look at this thread: you are 40, you MUST get laid, you MUST follow blahblah genetic ineage, you MUST this that regardless of what your circumstances were, you are permitted to shit on the ones not perfectly in line with your unproven conjectural bullshit, the ones not respecting the Beau Brummel kike mind control suits as the pinnacle of attire, the ones who have a different tempo than the hogwash on your hollyjew powered TV that you internalize as role model life advice. This is not what some Weimar prostitute did, this is what YOU do, in present time, right here.

Just hit 21 and still a virgin and my choices are not good here in America. They are all obese whore single mothers or whore single mothers and I frankly can’t imagine a life with any of them. I have a plus size coworker who not kidding had a black baby and she throws these stupid unsubtle hints like he’s going to need a daddy as if she was flirting. Anyone my older sister is thin pretty and pleasant we get along well and I was thinking of asking her out on a romantic date. How do I do this and get her to say yes or at least without her freaking out and telling our parents? Thanks

>>512763866
>Mudsharks
>Overweight women
>Incest


Yes sir, it's 100% American post.

>>512763866
I don't understand why fatness is a dealbreaker for so many of you desu.

>>512764241
they think they deserve a stacy not realize they are the male equivalent of a fat chick demanding a guy with a six pack.

>>512761421
>chubby
Doesn't count as a positive, froggie.

>>512764382
But why do they desire a stacy? Because society determined that the stacy type is high value. Then they don't want a girl just to privately love, but they just chase trends, they just want to show off and be cool like the chad jock that gave them a wedgie in highschool, not realizing that this just perpetuates the system that unfairly rejected them in the first place. Or did they helplessly imprint on stacies at an early age, from advertisement and mass media?

>>512764241
Because you're not working off the american definition of fat. This isn't some slightly chubby chick who's thighs occasionally brush when she's walking he means some 300lb whale that's almost as wide as she is tall and is just as miserable in personality as she is in appearance. American fat collects in all the worst places, reeks, and looks like cottage cheese and molasses stuffed into a wet garbage bag. At a certain point its not even a matter of dignity its a matter of revulsion. Yeah nobody posting about being a virgin is a ten but a 5 or 6 needn't have to explain why they don't want a 2 or 3.
>>512764382
fuck off nigger

>>512764909
>Because society determined that the stacy type is high value.
fuck off back to redit. Beauty is genetic and biological. "They" want stacy because that is what is biologically desirable for men

>>512739356
I kissed a girl mouth to mouth once. Am I still still a virgin?

I had my chances and blew all of them. Nobody to blame but myself. Had my dick sucked a couple times though and it wasn’t even that great

>>512765001
>biologically desirable for men
Exact type of dudebro bullshit I called out itt. You don't know SHIT about european history or biology and instead you buy into kike grifter lies like gospel.

>>512764944
I think then that it's a more general problem of wanting a partner that behaves healthily and doesn't get a heart attack when walking upstairs. But these people then also throw perfectly day to day functional chubby chicks into the same pot and it just doesn't make any sense. Not to mention that their dream stacy is probably also on a cocktail of SSRI, hormonal contraceptives and antipsychotics to begin with.

>>512739058 (OP)
have you niggers never watched the movie? the set him up with a fuckin' single mother and he sells half his shit to fund the wedding for the USED GOODS. BITCH ALREADY HAS A TEENAGE DAUGHTER.

kill yourselves. all of you.

>>512745153
I went 4 years without touching a female when i was in my 20 s. Happily married now. 10 years together, the sex is still great. She s 7 years younger than me and was a virgin. I turn the table around so to speak.

I just want to know how to shake the feelings of "it's impossible", I had sex a handful of times after 29 but never managed to keep a girl. I'm 32 now, haven't really got my shit together but relationships just feel out of reach, a lot of people seem to be getting by but I'm just not figuring out how it works, how to meet the right person and how to begin a life together. After the first time I had sex at 29 I thought "finally the spell is broken" but it wasn't, I feel like a broken human and I don't know how to get over that.

>>512765954
Now that you know that a mere physical act done for selfish reasons didn't satisfy you, maybe you can finally fully devote yourself to the pursuit of truth and philosophy.

It still is, it's just a sad reality.

>>512739058 (OP)
I don't see the issue or problem. There's actually no such thing as an incel. They're all vocels because they could always easily find someone who'd have sex with them for money, even if they're absolutely hideous. It would just be more expensive, is all. Alternatively, there's always rape if they're beyond salvation and completely desperate. But instead of doing any of this if they cannot find a date in the first place, they bitch and moan or go on killing sprees or whatever other schizo shit. They're mentally ill people who idolize or romanticize sex and women in general due to whatever trauma and lack of experience.

>>512739574
>>512740135
This guy here is one of them. See how he puts basic shit on a pedestal. This is a willful action. He wants to be a victim.

>>512766373
My upcoming game is using Incel technology to render the graphics (this is an inverse of Voxel tech seen in such games like Donkey Kong Bananza).

>>512766373
To be completely fair, if I had to have sex for money I probably wouldn't even get hard. Sometimes there's a physiological element.

>>512766528
This is a good time for a Bluechew ad.

>>512739867
>hurr just buy a filthy street walker for an hour, that will solve everything!
Think for a moment what that would do for you if you were a virgin. You've just lost $500 and the post nut clarity is setting in. The sex was awful because you didn't know what you were doing, she's doing her best to say "Oh fuck yeah" while doing her best dying whale impression but you can occasionally see flickers of disgust in her eyes, because she's just gritting her teeth and waiting for this to be over so she can hit up the dope man.
Now ask yourself if that would be a positive experience.

>>512739981
these "long legged blonde queens" are getting dicked by chads.
Hoeflation is real anon

>>512766575
Why are you thinking of advertisements in a talk about sex? Do burgers get literal boners for brand products? Is end stage capitalism a type of sexuality?

>>512746997
mix of 2) and 3)

>>512766817
No its because you have a problem that can easily be solved.

sex is unbelievably overrated (penis in jay jay) the real physical pleasure comes simply from running your hands over her smooth skin, her smell and finally the blowjob. a good blowjob and i mean a really good one where she goes sloppy and sucks your nuts even, beats fucking a broad any time.

now that the lustful part is out of the way, what men really crave is a caring gf, someone similar to their own mother in terms of nurturing, emotional stability and support.
once you find a person like that, IF you ever, then life literally turns into easy mode. you will feel great sharing this godless Earth with someone that truly loves you. that's what we all want.

>>512765327
This idea that some statuettes from thousands of years ago implies that those body types were the beauty standard of the time is such a redit "ackshcually" meme. In a 1000 years, when they see the landwhale "models" of nowadays, do you think it will be safe for them to assume that landwhales were the beauty standard? Fuck off back to redit with your shitlib dude science lmao

>>512765537
Imagine an alternate ending where he hooks up with the daughter and the old woman grits her teeth so hard they shatter

>>512765160
At least you kissed her. The chick I were with just ate my face off with her mouth (still virgin tho). So technically I didn't kiss her.

>Heh.. relax bruh, you cannot be a virgin technically, it's a female thing

>Woman has to lose her virginity by any means necessary consequences be dammed
>Men are treated like a sick animal if they do not have sex and are actively oppressed for it
My question is WHY they hate virgins so much?

>>512739058 (OP)
They need to remake this movie, but this time for 50 yo and 60 yo

>>512766728
This man speaks truth

>>512768005
Sex is the easiest form of control because unmarried coitus lowers your vibration severely and makes you weak and malleable. All the pussy slayers out there think they're Chad tough guys but they're weak slaves mentally because they give women an insane amount of influence over their minds/souls

>>512768249
hollywood would unironically do it

>>512739356
no hes a 1pbtid jeet

>>512746997
35yo wizard here
i've done #1 on 4, maybe 5 separate occasions
after the 30, the superpower is that strange women unironically will start to find you out (if you don't look poor, not flashy rich, but actually decent and employed "not-poor)
not sure what awaits at the 40+ grandwizard status

the days of slackjawed boomers being able to find employment and make it are long over

People shouldn't fornicate anyway. It is a sin of impurity that can lead to damnation.

From the Catechism of the Catholic Church.

https://www.vatican.va/content/catechism/en/part_three/section_two/chapter_two/article_6/ii_the_vocation_to_chastity.html

>>512739058 (OP)
This.

>>512739058 (OP)
>he`s about to do the unthinkable, so sex whatsoever, for 40 days and 40 nights

>>512769990
Thats fucked. Anyone can just drain their bank account at the AMP.

>>512770084
it`s illegal
she`ll probably be old
and there`s no guarantee you even have sex but you will spend a lot of money for the chance to maybe have it. and its awkward as fuck

>>512740135
>a woman has to take your cock out of her volition
Most women won't do that. They expect you to take the lead. Some will also go as far as to offer some fake resistance immediately before. That's not for the faint of heart.

>>512739058 (OP)
Here 30yo, I soon have the prophecy in this film.
Because no one likes a guy with alopecia, who is ugly, short (152 cm or 5 ft) and has arthritis. Bye

>>512770170
Doesn't matter just plop down at least $100 for a tuggy.