Thread 512741251

Ugh, fuck you, I'm so sick of these self-righteous prudes accusing me of being a pervert or a creep for having an erection in public. Newsflash, haters: it's not my fault! It's not even my choice, okay?

I mean, come on, have you seen the state of women's fashion lately? It's like they're trying to drive us men wild with their skimpy little getups. Low-cut tops, short skirts, tight leggings - it's all designed to flaunt their bodies and tease us with what we can't have.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not some kind of animal who can't resist a pretty face or a pair of tits. But c'mon, when you're dressed like a damn porn star, you can't expect me to not get an erection. It's basic biology, people! A guy's going to respond to visual stimuli, even if that means sporting a boner in public.

>>512741251 (OP)
gross

>>512741434
Masturbating is gross, which is why I don't do it

>>512741251 (OP)
Who is this chad?

would kiss your buff arms anon no homo

Shave your beard and gross body hair, grow your hair and get a proper haircut, spend some time in the sun, you should be good.

>>512741251 (OP)
when guys like us are having difficulties getting laid, you know the collapse is near. don't get me wrong, I still am able to pull three or four 6/10+ per year but things used to be way easier.

>>512741864
U are gay and stole this photo.

>>512741982
no lad, it is really me

I tried the 4chan dating app on the ad and this bitch said I look old and on steroids even though she's older than me

>>512741251 (OP)
>Eternal nofap erection
it's not eternal
It lasted around 2 weeks for me where I had a semi then it went back down to normal size
That particular nofap session lasted 31 weeks.

I do something different now and I feel better.
When and if it stops working, I'll try something different still.

>>512742305
>talking to a jeet and giving personal data
lmfao

you keep talking about your superior erection
nobody gives a fuck
she will still cheat on you, retardo
there is always a bigger fish