Thread 512749907

Aryan woman: "Jesus, please help!! My daughter has a demon!! Please cast it out of her!!"

*The woman proceeds to worship Jesus.*

Jesus: "Oy vey, another goyim shiksa. Ok disciples, let me handle this."

*Jesus clears his throat*

Jesus: "Ok so my blessings are like bread, right?"

Aryan woman: "Yes Lord, that's right!"

Jesus: "Ok yeah, and you wouldn't give your kid's bread to a dog, right?"

Aryan woman: "Uhh, L-Lord, what are you trying to say?"

Jesus: "Hold on lemme finish! So basically you wouldn't give bread to a dog right?"

Aryan woman: "I...no Lord. I wouldn't."

Jesus: "Ok so there you go."

Aryan woman: "B-but....But Jesus....Even dogs...*sniff* Even dogs eat the children's crumbs from under the table when they lick the floor like dumb animals."

Jesus: "Woah...wtf...lol."

*Disciples start snickering and laughing.*

Jesus: "Ok ok because you said this, I'll heal your daughter. But first you gotta bark like a dog!!"

Aryan woman: *sob* "b-bark bark..."

Jesus: "lol fucking goyim. Ok now go away, your daughter is all better lol."

Mark 7:24-29

>>512749907 (OP)
jesus was white you fucking racist jeet

>>512749907 (OP)
Jesus wasn't even a real person, though

>pic related

Mutts low iq degenerates

>>512750111
>no refutation
>no argument
>only seething

>>512749907 (OP)
Why does your Jesus speak in a Yiddish dialect? Yiddish is a Jewish derivative of old German, it appeared hundreds of years after Jesus. Jesus spoke aramaic

>>512749907 (OP)
She was cannanite

By the way, this story is just a rewrite of the same story in 1 Kings 17, like everything else in the Gospels.

>Jesus wants to incognito
>Behaves as cruelly as possible
>Forcing everyone to notice him

>>512749907 (OP)
Just chant Narasimha stotram if hunted demons

>>512750096
obvious kike projection, you don't even know that askenazis are edomites lol

>>512749907 (OP)
>>512750016
>>512750053
>>512750272
What race was her daughter?

Wait, anti Christian LARPers consider child sacrificing cannibal canaanites as "aryan"?

This is a new low lmao

>>512751382
She was Syro-Phoenician, a White woman along with Jesus. OP hasn't read the Bible.

>>512751176
I'm laughing at the two boomers.

The son married a chink and are still together. Say whatever you want about racemixing, but usually women stick to the white man.

The daughter bred a nigger and he left her with the babies. How can you not laugh at this mudsharks?

And then the boomers. They must have told their kids the need to mix and destroy racism and now end up with a family no longer white and either half black or half chink

>>512749907 (OP)
It was a Canaanite woman meaning a Phoenician. Jesus blessed her even though she does as thou wilt if you even know what that implies. You're a scrub.

>>512750053
Lol why would they make up a person like Jesus? Makes no sense.

>>512752058
To establish a new (universal) deity amongst Romans since local gods were losing traction.

jewsus used lame ass analogy.
Lemme fix dat.
Uhm..clears throat

My blessing are like bix noods...and you would hive bix noods to a nigger.

Please rewrite the booble.

>>512749907 (OP)
i will kill the anti-christ

>>512752058
And then proceed to insult him in the tall mood.

>>512749907 (OP)
Believe it or not, but there is not a single verse in the entire Bible that specifically calls the Jews or the tribe of Judah God’s chosen people. This misconception comes from the fact that the Jews of today have declared themselves to be Israel and not the house of Judah, as the Scriptures rightfully call them.

https://youtu.be/eT_RUdBTlp4

>>512754990
Three more years/
Antichrist is going to establish some bullshit religion. Not having that Bullshit mark will make you go hungry.

>>512749907 (OP)
Excuse me OP, why did you call a Canaanite “Aryan”?

You know we aren’t letting you into the ethnostate, right? You are going in the oven.

>>512750096
This is actually pretty funny.

Can someone make this with white Jesus?

Using the MEV translation for Mark 7:27-30

27 Jesus said to her, “Let the children first be filled. For it is not fitting to take the children’s bread and throw it to the dogs.”
28 She answered, “Yes, Lord. Yet the dogs under the table eat the children’s crumbs.”
29 Then He said to her, “For this answer, go your way. The demon has gone out of your daughter.”
30 When she had come to her house, she found the demon had gone out, and her daughter lying on the bed.

Read another way

Jesus: FEED YOUR KIDS. You've been feeding your bread to the dogs.
Woman: I... I *am* feeding my kids. The dogs have just been eating the crumbs off the floor.
Jesus: Sure thing, lady. Whatever, I'll drive out the demon.

Dumb atheists are missing the point of this story.

>>512749907 (OP)
Bruh fuck off with this wall of text

>Jesus "jews are more important that goyim"
>Woman "but don't the goyim still need food to live?"
>jesus "fuck yeah they do okay demon be gone now fuck off"
>mark 7:24-29

see how easy that was?

>>512750053
Yes I was.

>>512749907 (OP)
Yes, we were heathens before the covenant changed. The Gentiles became the children of God while the jews became akin to dogs for crucifying their own God. Also, Canaanites aren't Aryan you stupid nigger.

>Although those Jews had been called to the adoption of sons, they fell to kinship with dogs; we who were dogs received the strength, through God’s grace, to put aside the irrational nature which was ours and to rise to the honour of sons. How do I prove this? Christ said: “It is no fair to take the children’s bread and to cast it to the dogs”. Christ was speaking to the Canaanite woman when He called the Jews children and the Gentiles dogs. But see how thereafter the order was changed about: they became dogs, and we became the children. Paul said of the Jews: “Beware of the dogs, beware of the evil workers, beware of the mutilation. For we are the 5 circumcision”. Do you see how those who at first were children became dogs? Do you wish to find out how we, who at first were dogs, became children? “But to as many as received him, he gave the power of becoming sons of God”.
St. John Chrysostom Adversus Judaeos

>>512757840
Replying to JIDF threads is fucking retarded, you guys will regret being born, eternally suffering in hell a million times more than the reddit atheist or regular jew who's indirectly doing evil just for that one retard you managed to scandalize.