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Anonymous (ID: vGWRgh70) Ireland No.512756657 >>512756687 >>512758118
NUCLEAR HAPPENING
The asteroid is going to fuck us in more than one way.

Muslims around the world will see it as a sign from Allah to start a jihad.
Its going to collide with the ocean and cause a tsunami.
The banking system will collapse and the economy will down spiral.
The International Space Station will spread a deadly disease and cause another pandemic at the time that the asteroid collides with Earth.

Militaries will be on high alert when this happens and will only protect themselves.

Billionaires are prepping bunkers, militaries are checking their inventories, and recruitment for the military is up.

And remember anons.

Nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: bUbPx4Wb) United States No.512756687 >>512756774
>>512756657 (OP)
Big if true
Monitoring the situation
Keep me informed
An asteroid just flew over my house
Anonymous (ID: vGWRgh70) Ireland No.512756774
>>512756687
Its also going to collide with satellites and take down the internet.

The world banking system relies on the internet.
Anonymous (ID: LWVQQckN) United States No.512756953
nah
Anonymous (ID: xSR64XcS) Sweden No.512757911 >>512758023
>I say all these things without a single factual evidence to back me up at all
>dude trust me
Sure.. sure. Seeing as I ran out of hopium in 2021, you'd have to do a better job. Espeically when one looks forward to the end of the world but I don't hold that in high regard either but still
Anonymous (ID: vGWRgh70) Ireland No.512758023 >>512758337
>>512757911
In 2023 it was 0.5% likely to hit earth
In 2024 it was 1.2% likely to hit earth

In 2025 its 2.3% likely to hit earth.

Notice how nobody is panicking?
Anonymous (ID: zxxiRJf2) Ireland No.512758118
>>512756657 (OP)
>start a jihad
The US has been fucking them to death for decades. Now Israel is beating them up.

I hope they start fighting back. Its pretty hard to watch them get their heads stomped on.
Anonymous (ID: xSR64XcS) Sweden No.512758337
>>512758023
And they said it would pass in November of this year so still 2025 so that would mean by your standards 2.3% chance to hit.
There's a higher chance that a liberal would admit that they were wrong for once