because he made a music video with it

The letter he got

>I bought a car from an incompetent retard who's nonetheless great at advertising
>How could something have gone wrong?

>>512761170 (OP)
this is hilariously dystopian. this is just like that movie Demolition Man (1993), just like predicted.

>>512761170 (OP)

Any fuckwit that willingly purchases one of those dystopian shitboxes should just blow their own worthless nigger brains out

Warning nigger detected deactivate warning nigger detected deactivate

>>512761170 (OP)
How difficult is it to rip the electronics out of one of those things and drive it like a normal pre-computerized mechanical car?

>buy some nazis shitty overpriced car
>find out he's a literaly nazi and acts like a nazi

gosh who could have seen this coming

what a pathetic company
hope they get ass raped by chine electric cars
anyone who buys a tesla deserves the fingering though. its no secret what they are like

>>512761373
>how hard is to to remove all of the electronics on an electric vehicle
>>512761345
It's coming to all cars soon enough.
Just like how they're pushing home appliances that don't work if the wifi is down, so too will vehicles be the same within the decade.

>>512761373
whats the point?
the car looks like shit, the design is very human (not), EV trash, you pay out the ass but you dont actually own that car. you just purchased a license to drive one which can be at any time revoked.

could never happen to me and my trusty W124

>>512761373
Not hard. Basically everything made after 2010 or so can be hobbled by deactivating its cellular antenna. Most Teslas keep them in one of the side mirror housings, I think it's usually the driver side. When you start talking about the electronic systems inside the car though you hit a wall pretty quick. Canbus or whatever proprietary sister standard the car in question uses doesn't like it when modules start disappearing off the local network.

>>512761287
It's not all terrible

>>512761170 (OP)
Welcome to the future.

>with a car you're free to go anywher-

>>512761170 (OP)
>chinese text at the bottom
we're so fucked.

>>512761170 (OP)
just sue the kike elon for endangering everyone's safety by disabling a car on the fucking freeway. I'm sure that nigger a jew lawyer that would love to take the case.

>>512761170 (OP)
I'd even pick a fucking Lada over any of these fucking EVs.

>>512761287
with the " shaving foam" part would be funnier.

>>512761553
Why they blame Elon the car just has his personal thoughts impronted

>>512761170 (OP)
>Software update bricks your car on the motorway
Looks like such updates are not a good idea.

>pay for car
>say word on video with car in it
>car stolen in middle of freeway
>other cars crash into you
>life stolen
>money stolen

>>512761527
the expensive $10,000 dollar injection pulsed in his veins.

holy fucking grim

Also, anyone remember this?

>>512761679
He should have read the Terms of Service. He should have read the EULA. He should have read the Code of Conduct.

>>512761170 (OP)
Why the fuck would they not wait until it is parked somewhere safe? This seems incredibly reckless on Teslas part. But it is pretty much expected at this point their customer service is F tier.

>>512761170 (OP)
lmao
I cannot wait for the future of impounding cars.
niggers stranded in traffic are going to be laughed at in public on the roadway and probably fined since the car not working is due to their financial negligence.

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
uh, so major corporations just bypass they legal system and act as their own legal systems, now?
aren't they supposed to file a fucking lawsuit?

>>512761752
The 500 page non negotiable ironclad EULA absolves tesla of all responsibility

>>512761170 (OP)
>the absolute mess in the console compartment
Why are niggers such dirty creatures?

We now live in Rush's song Red Barchetta.

>>512761679
straight up why you don't get an all electric OFF ROAD vehicle.
The only benefit of the cybertruck is that it can hook up a 240 volt, and the whole power sharing thing. But, that is only if you got one with free lifetime charging.

ideally you just take the free power from the supercharger and run a campsite or tiny home off of it.

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
okay, whats the problem?
he cant read?

reckless endangerment of public safety. government needs to remove all these from the roads if they can be shut off by no mechanical failure

>>512761752
We need right to repair laws that covers this shit before it gets out of hand. And by that I mean they use it on someone who isn't a nigger or a warlord.

>>512761170 (OP)
niggers dont upgrade dey tesla an sheeit

>>512761170 (OP)

Angela Chao was 100% murdered by her Tesla self-driving into a lake.

>>512761170 (OP)
They paid for that dehumanizing feature, fuck their electric broken down piece of shit.

LMFAO
bbut muh frreeeeddumbs

>>512761287
How do those clam things work?

>>512761170 (OP)
People really update the software while driving?

Retards think this is real

>>512761170 (OP)
Would not be the first time this happened.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/chechen-leader-claims-musk-deactivated-his-tesla-cybertruck-remotely/ar-AA1qTEsy

They did it to Kadyrov.

>>512762045
Dude, it's happened before :

>>512762122
>>512762122

>>512761170 (OP)
Love my 2012 KIA

shout out to South Korea

>>512761605
if we are already at the "car deactivated for wrongthink" stage of the dystopia then in the future its likely to progress for "you have committed wrongthink. your car doors have been locked. car exploding in 3... 2... 1..."

>>512761178
Cybercucked

>>512762045
Might as well be. It's the future vaxxies are sowing for all of us.

zoomers dont know that 20+ years ago this would be a guaranteed $100M lawsuit for endangering you, now nobody gives a fuck and corporations can do whatever they want and average citizens have zero recourse.

>>512761483
To put it another way, if you drive the car into a Faraday-caged garage and shut the door, will the car commit suicide because it will no longer be in communication with a network/authenticator, or will it keep working in some kind of offline mode? And can the offline mode be extended to general usage through the removal of certain components?

Pfffft ahahahaha literally china tier shit.
America is such a chink tier dystopia.

>>512761170 (OP)
>I was gonna pay my car note
>but I got high
>I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat
>but I got high

>>512761170 (OP)
That's a nice lawsuit waiting to happen. Not only did they endager his life but also the life of others. You know they canomitor where the car is so why wouldn't they stop it at his house or some shit?

>>512762281
>canomitor
Can monitor. Fuck.

>>512761373
It's impossible on an electric car. They call home everyday.

>>512761178
>give Tesla free publicity (not that they need it)
>get hit with Cease and Desist
This is Disney / Nintendo levels of cartoonish evil.

>>512761170 (OP)
I love that the legal notice has a "red alarm" effect.

Whoever worked on the GUI deserves a pat in the back for making Clownworld just a little funnier and more insane.

>>512761475
This might happen in major cities to some degree, but not out on the hinterland of the country where there’s no public infrastructure or support for this gay shit.

>>512761373
Probably a weekend job

in the future your car will read your social media DMs and then a metal bolt will shoot out your steering wheel executing you, the kind they use to kill cattle

>>512762323
This is why I don't even own a car anymore. The bus is better, the cops are never pulling it over or boarding it and you can ride with cash.

>>512762395
Inshallah

who's /pol/s favorite YN after spottemgottem and pooh shiesty?
for me it's dis nigga
https://youtu.be/l1rU2WHb8EU

>>512761178
Didn't even need to drink a verification can to continue. He got off easy.

>>512762417
What city do you live in where public transportation is better than having a car? You must be in Maine or some shit.

>>512761287
Based movie. One should only drive classic cars with zero computers.

>>512761287
Gotta watch it

fuck that nigger, fuck rap music and fuck electric cars. that should cover everything.

>>512761345
>>512761246
if you think about it, its pretty crazy that everyone is allowed to own a car

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
>Oi! U got a loicense for showing your car in a music video, m8?

>>512761961
>he doesn't know how the clams work

>>512761170 (OP)
Just buy a 2003 Tacoma, my nigger.

>>512761287
>I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave. Enjoy the the cars driving 10 miles over the speedimit behind you. Also the driver is texting.

>>512761170 (OP)
>Buy clown car
>Act surprised when the circus calls you

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
Was obvious gay nigger OP is lying. It's not because he made a music video (that's free marketing for Tesla), it's because he's using their trademarks. Case closed, fuck gay niggers like OP and this fag "rapper"

>>512761170 (OP)
This isn't as bad as the guy who got his entire smart house (connected to and controlled by Amazon) shut down because his Alexa thought it heard him saying "nigger" in his own home. Everything shut down, the lights, his tv, the refrigerator, oven, microwave, dishwasher, etc,. He had to email Amazon begging for forgiveness because he broke the "terms and conditions" by saying nigger. The most blatant humiliation ritual I'd ever seen.
Does anyone have a pic of that article saved? It was actually truly incredible to read.

>>512762395
anon I .....

>>512762458
It's not better than having a car in terms of convenience, but in terms of price? Ten times better. Also helps me avoid shakedowns by traffic cops. I live in a second-tier Georgia city. Even when I need to travel to Atlanta, I just use a bus or shuttle service.

>>512762582
In hindsight he shouldn't have said the n word

>>512761178
>buy Tesla
>say "Tesla" in a public video
>car gets disabled and basically turns into an expensive statue
Can't make this shit up

>>512761170 (OP)
What's the "critical issue"?

(inb4 "nigger behind the wheel")

>>512761752
all lawyers are jews

>>512762045
Looks real to me. Sauce on it being fake?

>>512762562
the shutdown wasn't related to the letter
the shutodown was just a failed software update
the letter says they will sue him for money if he doesn't stop using their logo
nigger put these two together to make an outrage tiktok
just niggers niggering

>>512761178
They copyright striked his truck?

>>512762589
I took a bus from CenTex to Augusta once. Well it was supposed to be to Augusta but the Atlanta bus to Augusta was 5 hours late. So I had my wife pick me up. It was fucking miserable and this was back in 2010. How can you deal with all those niggers?

>>512761170 (OP)
The hell with that giant kid's toy. I'm keeping my V8 Tundra.

in the future your car will decide where you're allowed to go. "excuse me valued goypassenger©™®, you are trying to make an unapproved trip, renavigating to work at Goycorp. your next trip to Approved Leisure Activity©™® is in December 1st, 2039. It is currently, September 21st, 2033"

>>512762692
I expected the nigger to fake the shutdown

>>512761178
Disabling someone's car in the middle of traffic and causing people to swerve to avoid you can't be legal, they even know the gps position so there's no way of claiming they didn't (or couldn't) know where it was

>>512761170 (OP)
Probably because of antisemitism

Somewhere on the internet someone posted absolute irrefutable proof that Windows 11 takes a screenshot of what you're doing every few minutes and sends it to Microsoft.

>>512762240
>will the car commit suicide because it will no longer be in communication with a network/authenticator
No, because every car I'm aware of runs on terrestrial cell service, not satellite coverage, so it has to be expected that a car might be out of coverage for extended periods of time. Technically it's possible that they could introduce a failsafe into the security system to lock the thing down after 30 or 60 or 365 days without network contact but as far as I know that's never been done for obvious safety reasons. All you have to do is keep it from phoning home and that's pretty trivial as I said.

>>512762692
Well, to be fair, the second post isn't even a nigger, you can see the finger. It's just a memeflag slide thread.

>>512762848
true

>>512761553
Yeah I think this could turn into a bad fuckup for Tesla.
They could have waited until he stopped somewhere.

>>512762724
If you are bourgeoisie and have bourgeoisie expectations for quality of transit, obviously a bus will not work for you. I am however a cheapskate by nature and usually in-between jobs or poor. So I just have different priorities and am happy to deal with niggers or suffer delays if it turns a $200 car rental into a $65 trip. Thankfully I have never experienced a 5 hour delay, my long-range trips have been on time. A German company bought out Greyhound recently iirc so perhaps that changed things.

>>512761178
the future is so fucking gay

>>512761170 (OP)
nigger buys a cuckwagon, get's cucked by the wagon.
pottery

>>512762692
Nigger.

>>512762692
Ok that makes way more...hold the fuck up?
Failed updates can shut down the vehicle?
And they let you do it on the interstate anyway?
That might be even worse.

>>512761797
Writing a document which just says the law doesn't apply to you, doesn't actually make the law stop applying to you. Though the law does stop applying when you have a government and judicial system designed to enable corporate malfeasance.

>>512761553
Couldn't they have at least waited until it got hooked up to a fucking charging station before deactivating it?

>>512762878
Still fun, because it is believable, so much in fact, that I think something like this has already happened. Similiar to this story >>512762582

>>512762458
You can't get anywhere in Maine with public transportation outside of like two cities, are you fucking kidding me? What a terrible example.

>>512763049
No goy it would have made the station unavailable for a few hours, just think of the couple of dollars tesla would have lost this way

>>512761961
i have finally found a use to that image I saved years ago

>>512762920
I'm a poorfag and passing through Atlanta was depressing as fuck. We got on an overpass and every damn building you could see was tagged. It was truly the niggest and you are insane if you deny that. Literally dozens of dudes begging me for change in the couple hours it took for my wife to get from Augusta to Atlanta. Augusta sucks too, your whole state fucking sucks. Stop defending niggers.

>>512761170 (OP)
dont buy ev. You only truly own combustion engine cars because its all mechanical
>green
EVs are worse for enviroemt because of rare earth metals

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
If they can do this to you, then you don't own the car you paid money for, you are paying for the "privilege" of being allowed to use it. Never buy the Tesla Jew.

>>512761475
>WE ARE DIGITAL GODS WHO RULE THE WORLD YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY IT'S A NEW PARADIG-
>RATATATATATATATATATATATATA
>NOOOOOOOOO I'M A BLACKSTONE CEO I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IMMUNE TO VIOLENCE

>>512761170 (OP)
>failed to return to dealer
nigger problems

>>512761752
People had been warning Americans about the unchecked power of private corporations for decades, but they were dismissed as satanic communists who hate freedom.

>>512763215
the nigger took it for a test drive and tried to steal obviously

>>512761178
>tldr: we dont want to be associated with rappers
makes sense

>>512761170 (OP)
Now imagine this happening to you if you got the Neurallink or the Tesla robot.

>>512763215
>It's only Tesla
Other car makers will soon be copying this as well. Welcome to neo-feudalism.

>>512762848
Or you can read the letter and see his name and the name of the song mentioned in it.

>>512763306
honestly turning off some people's brains is probably a good idea, especially if they've been dumb enough to buy Musk products

>>512763036
>Though the law does stop applying when you have a government and judicial system designed to enable corporate malfeasance.
so uh, thats a yes?

>>512761373
There's gotta be a way to turn run a hacked cybertruck.

>>512761287
This is literally just like my boomer movies! Wowzers, I’m about to coom!

>>512761345
no need
won't be long before some retard is doing 100 mph down the road in one of those and it suddenly gets deactivated
imagine the pile up
I bet that nigger could take Tesla to court for a fucking fortune for them putting him in harms way

>>512763267
>>512763335
People who do a rain dance to summon jacobins usually think they are invincible and get completely and utterly rekt.

>>512761553
you're overreacting. it drove itself to the side of the road and then shut down and locked the doors so the nigger inside couldn't get out and endanger the public.

>>512763147
The problem with that is the part where the seashells are discarded. If I remember the movie correctly there are only three in the toilet to begin with, which suggests they are reused.

>>512761178
>Dinna Eskin
100% jew.

>>512761483
Nah. My 2014 bmw has a north American Sim card but im in europe and ive never had a problem.

>>512761170 (OP)
>Huey made the news

Nah it’s fake. It just a video full screen on the dash very easy to do apparently
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44859807

This nigger is about to get rolled for defaming tesla and hopefully traffic infraction. Also producing a fake legal document in someone else’s name is probably illegal too.

>>512761170 (OP)
Let's be honest, this nigga stopped paying his lease in the car. No way that rapper is driving around in a Tesla cybertruck. He got a lease for the video, put a wrap on it and then ditched the lease payments the moment he got the truck in his possession.

>>512761170 (OP)
Imagine buying this pieces of shit todler cars..the equivalentto a nintendo switch in car world kek.

>>512763600
Oh I see, when I said hobbled I meant hobbled in terms of the mfg's capacity to shut your shit down remotely, not in the terms of the car shitting the bed if it can't phone home. It's trivial to disconnect modern cars from the hivemind if you're willing to forgo some of the dumb luxuries mostly associated with satnav and music.

>>512761170 (OP)
>buying an electric car
LOL LMAO EVEN

>>512761373
remove everything but the body
shove different shit in
done

>>512763389
No, the EULA means nothing. The real 'EULA' is them owning the judiciary. In a normal country you can't write a document saying
>You bought this car but it is always mine >:^)

>>512763492
That's right, anon. Let's allow the rich to do whatever they please!

>center console overflowing with trash
One of many signs you can tell a car belongs to a nigger no matter how expensive the car itself is

>>512761178
lmfao
he bought a tesla. idk what he expected.

>>512761815
Oh no, not to water bottles and maybe a fucking wrapper. However will he throw that away in 2 seconds? How dare he do something that nearly every other fucking person with a car does!

>>512763147
That's fucking retarded. You'll get shit in your fingers. The shells were probably buttons like in a bidet. Fucking neanderthals can't figure out one is for ON/OFF one is COLD/WARM and the third is DRY. It's the fucking future.

>>512763147
The 3 sea shells is actually a jewish concept, jews use to scrape their assholes with flat pebbles or smooth piece of ceramic and then keep the shit pebble in a small sack.

>>512762240
Some other brands: Yes
https://doctorow.medium.com/https-pluralistic-net-2024-10-10-software-based-car-based-37fff5c043c3

>>512763649
This would make what I said
here>>512763670
Even more plausible.

>>512763452
It accurately predicted e-sex.

>>512761679
Should have gotten a Toyota

Serves him right for buying a shitty ev

>>512762987
>>512763649
who's the nigger now, pidor?

>>512762692
did you not read the part where they said they remotely deactivated it?

>>512763822
>>512763649
you can hack the tesla screen to say anything

>>512761170 (OP)
that`s pretty absurd. why not wait until the truck is stationary and off, ie parked somewhere, before deactivating it. or not deactivating it at all obviously. a music video is hardly an emergency

>>512761178
Sounds like they (tesla) gets fucked in court.

>>512762787
Nonzero chance it gets ruled as attempted murder btw.

>>512761373
That's my future business model !

>>512761570
Lada is Top G

>>512762760
they will combine this with a social credit scheme where if you question the 6 million no car will drive you outside your 15 minute containment zone

>>512763649
Yeah that’s what I figured, it ain’t gonna shut off in the middle of a drive. Maybe it won’t turn back on but for legal reasons it can’t just shut off randomly.

>>512763725
Corps get away with it with software because there's no comparable equivalent (though antipathy to EULAs drives a lot of the FOSS movement)
but here isn't this just a reason to switch to regular cars? I don't get what the 'cyber' part of 'cybertruck' adds that makes it worth letting Elon potentially shut off your machine

This is why I only buy manual cars

>>512761170 (OP)
really Tesla should be fined for endangering life on the roads and legislation needs to be brought in immediately to stop private complanies from deactivating your vehicle in life-endangering situations, such as driving on a busy road
that's not too insensible is it?

>>512762045
This is literally a paid poster for Tesla

>>512761633
the things I would do to her

>>512761170 (OP)
LOL Another reason to never buy a Tesla.

>>512761170 (OP)
>Comply with cease and desist to reactivate
lmaooooo

>>512761170 (OP)

Tesla knew exactly where the Cybercuck was when they turned it off. He can sue them for reckless endangerment. It has GPS. They did it there on purpose.

>>512764401
right?
that's fucking dangerous surely
the cybertruck owner may be okay inside, but what of the people immediately behind him?

probably not so okay

>>512761419
>Subhuman memeflagshitter
Nazi ? Didnt know Elon wanted to gas the jews or expand germany.

>>512761170 (OP)
>Tesla deactivated rapper's cybertruck
>Rapper
Good.
Fuck him.

>>512764449
Surprise surprise the nigger made it up for internet clout

>>512761373
Doable. You would have to hack the CANbus, and figure out what bits need to be changed.
Or, like my proposal, let's put an end to this nonsense and create a 4chan car, with everything open-source, every design manufacturable, and easily replaceable.

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
Its fake

>>512764546
that's also a possibility
I'm not digging too far into this, basically just reacting to the morning news innit
but yeah, I'd accept that too
it's bizarre

Based, one step closer to TND.

>>512764191
Tech gets away with it because the government is too lazily corrupt to even begin regulating tech. The best comparison is when Standard Oil was broken up. I'm going to use AI because i'm lazy but
>The largest single tech firms today are worth 400–500× more in absolute inflation-adjusted dollars than Standard Oil was.
>have market caps rivaling the GDP of entire G7 countries, and their combined market cap exceeds $15 trillion... more than half of U.S. GDP
Switching to 'regular' cars is also an invalid argument because consumers have rights. If you buy something
>you should be able to buy parts to fix it (can't because apple won't let you due to 'copyright')
>you should be able to modify it (can't because Tesla will turn it off)
You bought the product, therefore you own it.

>>512763649
they deactivated a second cybertruck?

>>512761170 (OP)
fake and gay
that is not the owner of the truck if true

>>512764549
>create a 4chan car
the aut/o/mobile, if u will

This will be the future of all tech. Your government and companies will be able to remotely deactivate your devices. They will spy on you and use your data to incriminate you.
- smart phones
- electric cars
- smart guns

The funny thing is that normies ignored the warnings.

>ummmm you just broke the EULA,Chud. Now die ;)


WAOOW I LOVE END STAGE CAPITALISM!! BASED ELONIE ! WOKIES MALDING! BRB BUYING NEW JEANS HEHE

>>512761170 (OP)
there's fakery going on in this clip, namely the error message. tesla still sucks and the cybertruck looks like vomit.

>>512762582
I remember it, at least. Because he said the no-no word, his Amazon account got revoked, but since his house was connected to his account, he got locked out of his house.

EVcucks will defend this.

>>512761419
VWs dont do this shit what are you talkin bout nigger

>>512761527
niggers, its internal components processed, there could be niggers driving me

>>512761553
This.
The nhsta is going to make him recall every single car and remove whatever backdoor bullshit this is and fine him in to oblivion.
And people worry about Chinese electric cars.

>>512763794
The hunka chunka?!

>>512762582
You're misremembering.
He was locked out because a Amazon driver reported him- he "misheard" ,which is better or worse , depending on your perspective.

>>512761570
I use to drive one of those 25 years ago in counter strike

>>512761170 (OP)
Hahaha deserved for buying a Tesla
You will own nothing and be happy

>>512762692
It says comply with cease and desist retard

>>512761178
surely that isn't why it was activated, the message on the console says an update failed. why would he update the thing in middle of traffic?

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512765079
>NHTSA doing something against Telsa
They're covering up a battery study regarding electrical vehicles because Tesla's explode at a high rate compared to other brands. They have no teeth against Tesla because it's an extension of the CIA/Cartel picrel

>>512763822
would you update your phone in the middle of a conversation? that is how electronic devices work, you don't change your oil while you are driving on the highway do you?

>>512761287
>literally 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy5tI03OPdI

>>512765703
If Elon doesn't get arrested for being an asset of the Cartel, it will show he has more power than even Trump.

>>512765789
preach it

>>512761170 (OP)
Enjoy your cattle cage, s o y boys.

>>512761170 (OP)
How much could you sue the shit out of them if someone crashed into the back of you once they remotely shut your car down in a dangerous situation. You'd think their legal team would make sure the deactivation only takes place in a safe location.

>>512761170 (OP)
It's crazy that regulators think it's ok to sell cars that are remotely controlled.

Meanwhiel, nazi locks nigger out of car. How the world has changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OIWGAnYutq0

>>512765659
>COMPLY WITH CEASE & DESIST TO RE-ACTIVATE

>>512763452
Why you should go back to your toy trains and finger painting then little nigger!

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
This is what Ross Scott of Stop Killing a Games has been fighting for

Some parts of this story seem very suspicious.
Luke something similar but different happened, and he turned it into this cartoonish dystopian fake guaranteed to go viral for internet points/attention/his own marketing. Fishy.

>>512763558
>hard shoulder is safe
Nigger what. The hard shoulder is for emergencies, not copyright infringement.

>we should make these guys in charge of our organs too

said every trannyhumanist techbro faggot ever

>>512761373
Next to impossible, the car is built to be inoperable without a daily update.

>>512761570
Lada is based and beautiful, comrade.

This is the future. Everything smart, everything connected to AI networks, digital ID, social credit.

>>512764916
This has nothing to to with electric vehicles but modern vehicles in general.
Some ICE vehicles are sold equipped with devices that limit the engine's power, asking for a subscription fee to be able to fully use it. Drunk drivers get their cars fitted with a breathalyzer that will prevent them from starting the car. All cars come with a blackbox with its own cellular module that sends enormous amounts of data to car companies. There's nothing stopping a car company from implementing remote control systems in a regular car.

>>512761170 (OP)
>my cybertruck
>my

>>512764708
Why would a conservative girl like Sydney do this scene!?

>Comply with C&D to reactivate
You don’t own the car.

>>512763452
predictive programming is a fairly political topic, mr. edgy guy

>>512764708
goddamn you love posting this

>>512761178
This is actually hilarious. All niggers should be banned from driving.

>>512762216
Did you hear about the BlackRock exec who was shot despite having at least 2 security guards with her? Happened a week or 2 ago, they tried to play it off as an attack on the NFL rather than an assassination (and that the killer somehow just bumbled into armed guards rather than expecting them, with a long gun out, without getting shot), despite zero NFL targets, when if the guy wanted to attack the NFL, he could have shot up the California branch rather than driving all the way to New York - 4 hour drive rather than nearly 40 hour drive.

>>512761178
oy vey should've read the fine print

>>512761919
billionaires dying prematurely is net plus though

>>512761287
Somewhere along the line, people forgot that "cyberpunk" wasn't supposed to be a good thing.

>>512761178
imagine being an american and wanting to actually support a faggot company like this lmao lol

>>512769872
yea. seems they dont want to normalize it by mentioning it

>>512769872
where did you read that she had bodyguards with her? didn't he just run into door security at the front?

>>512761170 (OP)
>make a song
>car stolen
land of the free???

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
based
not a nigger
/ourblackman/
fighting the eloncreepybug along with us

pic unrel, meme i made today
check the source nick: https://x .com/etherXwave/status/1954659348644331829

>>512761170 (OP)
Take it back to the rental agency, "Dog".

>>512763215
It's the way all ownership is heading. You vill own nohzing, remember?

>>512761170 (OP)
Good. All rappers must walk.

>>512761178
His tablet says "update failed". I'm not buying it

>>512761170 (OP)
Cybertruck.niggerFatigue("activated");

>>512761178
This wouldn't have happened if his song didn't suck.

>>512761178
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING. Everything will be seen, all will be tracked. You WILL comply with EVERYTHING or ELSE

Have fun with your beast system, faggot normie pleb npc's

>>512761287
It's kind of like lord of the rings.

>>512761730
Imagine sitting in front of a tiny video screen in your cold car for 12 weeks just to read all those. No human ever reads them. They're made by robots, for robots.

>>512761170 (OP)
and that's why I will never drive a Tesla, even when President Trump endorses them

>>512770876
This. It reminds me of when Legoland told Warwick Davis he was going to die.

>>512761287
it is for idiots buying tesla cars, helping an obvious arm of the antichrist that is elon musk. what the governments can do is turn your wheels remotely making you crash your car but that is not dystopian its satanic as it should be.

>>512761246
Wait until you see what Ferrari does. This is just because they didn’t want a nog using the Tesla in video promoting himself

>>512770788
>all rappers must crip walk

>>512761860
Look at what Ferrari has done. It’s nothing different.

>>512770793
why the fuck do you think it failed, anon?

>>512761170 (OP)
Lel

Just buy digital games goyim

Precious, ignorant goyim…

>>512771318
Software updates fail due to breaks in connectivity. Breaks in connectivity are caused by various things like NIGGER DIDN'T PAY HIS BILL.

>>512763758
i wonder how you know that, but ill believe you

Never buying an EV, sorry.

>>512761178
My opinion, Tesla is trying to limit its exposure in the black community, so it doesn’t get deemed a nigger. Just like a dodge charger. Only people that drive chargers (and challengers)are niggers and wiggers.
I refuse to buy a dodge because of this reason. Kinda how used Maseratis are nigger cope for being broke living in a hud house. Tesla is trying to avoid the same fate.

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
>>512761287
If your device / software doesn't work offline, you don't own it, they own you.
You live in a dystopia.
You live under totalitarianism.
You live under corporate rule.
Resist or get tilled into the soil for the enjoyment of the next generation of billionaires, who, by the way, will genocide 7 billion people for ecological reasons as soon as AI+robotics can actually do all the work.
Peter Thiel was asked if humanity was worth saving, and he hesitated.
The hesitation heard around the world.

This thread is political, sure, but the evidence for the supposed phenomenon is so carelessly manufactured by brown claws that the thread should be pruned.

I don't come here to have pure fantasy imprinted in my brain. There are myriad other sites for that.

>>512772009
Also this.

>>512761178
STUPID FUCKING NIGGER THEY SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN HIM OFF A CLIFF

>>512762240
Well they work in areas out of cell reach so obviously they have an offline mode. You'd just have to trick it into thinking you are always offline.

>>512762522
i wish niggers weren't allowed to have cars or speak
we should cut nigger childrens tongues out at birth

Don't think they can't do this to ANY modern car. I know a guy with a Toyota Tundra that had an emission issue and the fucking car was in some sort of limp mode until he got it fixed.

>>512761178
There is case here for Serbia to sue Musk

>>512761170 (OP)
So you pay $100,000.00 for a truck and they can disable it at ANY moment for any reason?

So if a war breaks out or an emergency happens, they can just disable everybody’s Tesla?

So you spend $100,000 on a giant paper weight that doesn’t actually consider you its proper owner?
So you don’t even own the Tesla.
>Because they can just lock you out of the Tesla at any moment.

Wow

So this thing is useless?

>>512772212
Cuban style automobile's are the future. Mopar or no car, cynically.

>>512765789
Um...isn't picrel a movie with lots of 9/11 symbolism that's supposed to be a metaphor for society being deconstructed?

>>512772271
I was actually going to buy one of these one day but after seeing this there’s no chance in hell.

Any car that relies on a computer to work can get fucked.
I’d rather build my own. This is horse shit.

>>512761178
>Bought a fucking car
>Company can disable it from functioning because they don't like how you use it
I hope this goes to court and Elon gets raped. Not raped in court, I just mean in general, literally.

>>512761797
>you are contractually obligated to let your vehicles manufacturer obstruct traffic
Pretty sure it's violation to stall a motor vehicle in the middle of a highway

>>512761170 (OP)
This is genuinely fucked up that they can remotely disable it at all.

>>512771495
My software updates in my car sometimes. It doesn't brick itself while it does it, you stupid nigger.

>>512761679
>chcchen warlord
these are the most hillarious words to be ever combined

>>512764549
Have it run on alcohol. They had a working on like that in the 1920s, but it would have rendered big oil less useful and democratized fuel (farmers could distill their own). That was a motivating factor for Prohibition and why they cracked down so hard on independent distillers.

>>512762562
Fuck Tesla and all cybershit cars.

>>512761170 (OP)
>Nuclear bomb goes off in NYC
>Nobody with a Tesla can evacuate because Elon disables all the teslas for emergency software update or some shit
Elon has waaaayyyy too much power with this one

Can't wait until someone hacks tesla and then globally shuts down all teslas.

>>512772370
>COMPLY WITH CEASE & DESIST TO RE-ACTIVATE
LMAO

>>512761373
youd need to build your own electric motor controller and battery controller or find ways to fuck the existing ones into submission
there are commercial solutions for this, for older models at the very least there are
so pretty much the same effort as a modern gasoline cuckbox really

> holy fuck LA just got nuked
>quick everyone get in the cybertruck
>wait, why won’t the cybertruck turn on
>guys?? the truck is broken?? Elon says I am not allowed to drive??
>dead

>>512761170 (OP)
WARNING

GROK AI HAS DETECTED ANTI-SEMITIC DOG WHISTLES IN YOUR LATEST FAMILY SELFIE, AS CONFIRMED BY THE ADL AND SPLC

YOUR TESLA'S BATTERY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN [60] SECONDS UNLESS YOU PLEDGE TO DONATE [500] DOLLARS TO SECOND GENERATION HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS IN ISRAEL

THANK YOU SIR

>>512761170 (OP)
At least he doesnt have a BALDHEAD

>>512764323
jeets dont get paid to shill for elon

>>512761479
>could never happen to me and my trusty W124
Ahhhh W124. I was in one recently, I think even pre facelift, does not look well taken care of either. Yet almost nothing was rattling and the suspension was a lot more comfortable than some new dacia logan.
The engine sounds fucking funny, I think that's some old ass diesel shit, that's why.
Mercedes has completely lost it now.

>>512762417
>the cops are never pulling it over or boarding it and you can ride with cash.
Uber or a taxi is also good for this too

>SO THEN I DISABLED ALL THE CARS

>>512763147
why did you bother? you streetshittersuse your hands to wipe your assholes.

>>512761170 (OP)
Their response did more damage to the brand then any music video ever could.

I was watching David Freiburger on Youtube when he was talking about a new dodge charger engine that they swapped to an old dodge charger body. They had to bring over everything..even the fucking taillights or the thing wouldn't work. Go watch the video on Youtube.

>>512761170 (OP)
Just push it to the side of the road. What is the problem?

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
Considering he has video proof and official legal admission of them deactivating his car in the middle of the freeway, can't he sue for attempted 1st degree murder in the land of the free?

>bro we have freedom
PLEASE usa bros do something about those giga it corpos they are fucking over the whole country and their base of operations are in USA. We need you to do something, your president is a crooked cuck but you guys aint, I know it.

>>512761178
Based. Fuck rap and fuck niggers.

>>512770601
Off-duty cop and non-cop security guard both shot, one in front of the executive who was killed, one behind, one other male witness or guard also killed behind the first 3. May well have been a textbook personal protection formation. Textbook elimination of one, too.

>>512761170 (OP)
the real political issue here is the onerous, burdensome terms and conditions. There was a study that said it would take months of work per year as a legal professional to properly read and analyze the T+Cs that your average goy clicks through in a year.

>>512761170 (OP)
Niggers gonna nig.

>>512761797

Reminder that Elon refused to respond to a subpoena in an epstein case

So this is all because of this video?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OIWGAnYutq0

.>>512763147
Reminds me of that nigger that said he shits in his hand then puts the shit into the toilet so it does not splash.

>>512761170 (OP)
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

I WILL NEVER BUY ELECTRIC CARS

>>512761178
This is the future that anarcho-capitalists envisioed.

>>512761368
It should be like one of those South African flamethrower car alarms, except it shoots into the car

why would you buy a car that they can turn off

>>512762562
>Ford executive "you made Mustang Sally?I just cut your brake lines in the middle of a highway, prepare to die"

This nigger is so fucking cool with his cyber truck that got disabled HHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>512761373

Yeah - Can you jailbreak these electric cars?

>>512761170 (OP)
Im sure there is a statistical and sociological amount of how many people you can debanked, or turn off their cars, or block their accounts, or block their IPs, or prevent them from getting their share of gov assistance, or prevent from getting jobs, or otherwise, to punish or prode society without harming the fingers doing the proding like trannylight.

>>512770647
I don't want to sound like a fag or anything, but I'd cuddle with you after we kill all the Jews and niggers. It will be comfy, anon.

>>512773369
Again - you are confusing Ancap with socialism. Shutting your car off remotely is authoritarian - the opposite of ancap

>>512773131
This must be some new breed of techno-nigger that I'm not aware of .
I thought niggers were into Cadillacs?

>>512761178
>>512761170 (OP)

Looks like the Cyberpunk dystopia is included in the Cybertruck experience. How cool is that, Reddit?!

>>512773584
It's in the contract. Anarcho-capatialists worship the Almighty Contract.

>>512773707
no - you bought the car. Its yours. No contract required beyond the exchange of goods

>>512773792
You don't own the car. You own a license to use that car under the rules outlined in the contract. That's capitalism.

>>512761178
Oh hey, the thing we said would happen that they said wouldn't happen, has now happened exactly like we said it would happen. What a coincidence!

>Terms of use
On a fucking asset?!

>>512761178

Smacks of a slimy Jew-Lawyer, with not-enough-to-do?

Dinna Eskin, Esq.

https://www.michbar.org/file/generalinfo/plainenglish/pdfs/88_mar.pdf

>>512761178
>Dinna Eskin
kek some russian chick at tesla really hate niggs

>>512773867
if buying isnt owning the car, driving it with no permission is not stealing

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
Sure looks like some nigger rapper trying to advertise his shitty "music" by faking this

>>512773867
no its not capitalism. The car is the capital and if you cant buy it and own it - its not capitalism.

We are socialist nations

>>512773126
That black stone guy proved that Luigi isn’t an isolated incident. More like it will happen, the only question is whether the ceonigger class will learn what self-preservation is and stop trying to fuck us over as hard as possible

>>512773509
>call me nigger

>>512761373
Almost impossible, it's literally built into the car's computer. You'd have to reverse engineer the entire electronics part of the car and that's assuming the drive train doesn't have some proprietary control protocol.

>>512763452
Shut the fuck up you brocolli bowl cut poofter. Go watch demolition man, its one of the best action movies of the era.

>>512761178
"Bro, I have nothing to hide, there's no problem with big tech companies spying on us."

This guy was just one car crash away from being murdered on a busy highway.

>>512763649
As if a nigger is smart enough to figure that out

>>512774099
Wrong. It's still a private property owned by the company. They are just leasing it to you which is perfectly permissable under capitalism.

>>512774014
Correct. You wouldn't be stealing it. You would be violating their terms of service.

>>512762281
>why wouldn't they stop it at his house or some shit?
I hate how everyone in this thread just seems to have accepted the premise without question. WHY WOULD THEY STOP IT AT ALL?! It's his fucking car.

>>512774146
Holy Shit my sides

>>512774527
We are socialist nations.

So its socialism. Centralized control - not decentralized control. Ancap is decentralised.

Its not hard to understand

>>512761170 (OP)
>>512761178
>>512761287
that's terrible i hope that normies will demand more regulations so we can have ever less choices on car purchases and then blame Capitalism for all of this

>>512761373
It's an electric car, not mechanical. You're pretty much fucked if you want to do that.

>>512761679
>Chechen warlord
I thought he was an interior decorator?

Michael Hastings learned that no car is safe.

>>512773867
Kind of like home ownership. If i don't pay my property taxes teh sheriff comes and puts my house up for auction.

>>512761170 (OP)
>Wow, this truck is so cyberpunk!
>WTF, this is like a cyberpunk dystopia!

>>512773792
Nope. When you got in the car the first time and clicked "I AGREE!" on the infotainment screen, you signed your life away to the manufacturer. You can't feign ignorance either, because you press "I AGREE!" every time you start the car or you cannot drive it.

>>512763799
The second these guys win their wars and actually come into money and power, they immediately toss all sens of style out the window and just go for the tackiest shit imaginable instead of products that marry the practical to the aesthetic . Its embarassing.

>>512761475
You didn't answer the question. The part that communicates with the Tesla server and locks the video is not related to the actual driving functions and motor controllers, just like it's not limited to the control systems in a combustion engine vehicle. You retards think that having all of that shit is required just because it's an electric drive train instead of mechanical.

They could easily build Teslas without this shit, they ust don't want to. They want the control.

>>512763758
it's bullshit but i believe every word in my imagined australian accent reading this

>>512761475
>It's coming to all cars soon enough.
It's already here. The "Infrastructure" Bill mandates that remote locking systems be installed in all cars by 2026.
It also mandates a camera that watches and records the driver at all times and a breathalyzer to make sure the driver isn't intoxicated.

>>512775341
thats not "buying"

>>512761287
my family crest has three seashells across the middle which made me laugh when I saw DM for the first time