no news
nothing is happening

They took our porn but we still have andrea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwxqwRIgLU

Just go back from a half hour walk, lads. Today is leg day.

>>512762616 (OP)
Cock and bawlls edition

>>512762715
>Just go back from a half hour walk, lads. Today is leg day.


>no news
>nothing is happening

Do you see what I mean lads

i had a well orrible shit last night when i wiped my arse shit fucking went all over my hands it was fucking peak. so much so i had to have a bloody shower because for some reason shit was ALL AROUND MY ARSE.

>>512762804
Get a bidet

>>512762616 (OP)
Everything is happening.
There was a riot on the end of my street last night.
At least ten Pakis randomly fighting for some reason, four squad cars and a police van turned up.

>Ukrainian 'models' who allegedly attacked the prime ministers different residences and property trial date has been set to 27th April 2026.

>Why so far away?

>>512762581
>>512762585
Cheeky monkeys

>>512762835
haven't got the space. would love a bidet though to be fair

>>512762835
>French butt bubbler
You wot mate?

>>512762887
Kek

Retard forens seething about picrel

>>512762804
Address the diet

It's nice because it's White.

Might move to Cambodia once their little dispute with Thailand cools off. Looks pretty comfy and it's pretty easy to remain over there and find work.

>me rn

>>512762864
@GROK HELP

>>512762967
Looks great

>>512762960
might need that book he's got

>>512762954
are his kegs round his ankles?

pretty bored rn ngl. think i might fuck off to japan tomorrow for an adventure.

Mid life crisis edition
>deletes cringe blog
>"new me"
>reposts exact same shite
>deletes again
>repeats again
>repeats every 2 days
>"new me"
>deletes again
>"i'm back"
Hereditary low iq, schizophrenia and bi polar combined with isolation induced mania and impotent frustration due to female rejection is a doozy.

>>512762954
>First response
Isn't this the subway penis crazy person who harassed people?
>Seconds later
I noticed picrel
...ok haha im retarded jokes on me, reality isn't real, the simulation is farting

>>512762968
uhm sir it's actually daytime

Spastic Rain
Some are mongs and others have no brain
Spastic Rain
A baby born an autist is a brin
Spastic Rain
The school books are too hard for him to read
Spastic Rain
Such a mong he really laughs at Sneed

>>512763083
https://x.com/Sandford_Police/status/1953776943859372210

Its on today. Nothing in the msm. Don't think he's stood yet.
https://youtube.com/shorts/QRW-c7hLI7I

>>512763087
can I come

>>512763170
are you a big titty goth aged between 17-22?

>>512762877
backlog innit
them far right protestors tho?
they get the weekend court treatment

“we need to cut their throats and get rid of them”

he has a point

Had a dream I was in some industrial estate taking pictures, trying to find if any remnants of an old railway, when someone comes out stating all sorts of legislation meaning that I'm breaking the law.
Weird dream...not even watched an audit video in ages.

>>512762877
suicide is a tragic part of life but it will always be there no matter how hard we try to stamp it out.

>ROAD CRACKDOWN Drink-drive limit ‘set to be slashed’ in new road safety plans as drivers brace for ‘biggest shake-up to rules in years’
>Ministers are expected to reduce the drink-drive limit in England and Wales from 35 micrograms of alcohol per 100ml of breath to just 22 micrograms - the same as the current level in Scotland.
lol mandated misery state, we have the second lowest drink driver deaths in Europe
>Other measures being floated include tougher punishments for drivers without insurance
Won't happen due to it being mostly BAMES responsible

>I can't have a pint and drive because 'people' in Birmingham and get high on balloons and drive without seatbelts.

>>512763141
ah I see, one of those
why the fuck can't we at least weed out the mentally ill rapists? Surely that wouldn't be too difficult to implement?

>>512763107
Idk do forens not have parody accounts? Every one is filled with seething yanks etc

>>512762616 (OP)
>pic
more like "let that stink in"

Productive morning so far.
>woke up
>quickie with the mrs
>cuppatea
>emptied & organised the shed
>dusted a bit (needed doing)
>now considering options for dindins

>>512763252
uhm ignorance of the law is no defence sweaty

>>512763376
More accurate than you know seeing as if let his dog shit on the carpets and didn't clean it up

>>512763300
Its a sign. God wants you to be a jewtuber.
>don't forget to like and subscribe
>it wearly wearly helbs my channul

>>512763361
>Twatter
I am extremely proud to say 'I have no clue'
Can't fuck or warcrime online
The internet is for shitposting and porn as far as im concerned

>>512763157
Just shows to never plead guilty to anything. Or at least not to all charges, but this isn't that simple as it is political.

>NEW: A 26-year-old asylum seeker, staying at the Thistle City Barbican in central London, was arrested on suspicion of strangling a 20-year-old woman, then threatening her in the street just a day later.
How did she end up coming across him again?

>>512763411
Nah fuck that noise.

>>512763330
This is bullshit.
People who are way over the limit will still drink and drive as they do now, but the responsible bloke who has a single pint with his pub lunch will get his licence taken off him as he pulls out of the car park.

>>512763157
>do a search on "A suspended Labour councillor will go on trial charged with encouraging violent disorder during an anti-racism protest.”
>all these random local news websites pop up
>no msm entries
we know it's all rigged but fuck me

>>512763316
Just make it illegal, mate

>>512762954
>DI C.K Butteman
@grok is this real?

>>512763395
Liddle heat wave coming. Its gunna be quite comfy next few days.

>>512763446
probably ordered some wogslop for lunch

>>512763464
You could rep your clout and downbad Jack Dohertys rizz

>>512763231
>backlog
Isn't that what Starmer was doing to them?

>>512763446
her nether-regioned moisture acted as a biological compass of sorts, compelling her to seek the excitement for a second time.
>>512763111
canny be arsed

>>512763446
Was shagging him and told him stuff so he knew where she'd be.

>>512763525
Not for me mate.
I enjoy pissing people off if they come up to me stating I can't take pictures, but that's about it.

https://xcancel.com/antonhowes/status/1954505007719403720#m
>Two years on, there's now a peer-reviewed paper in Annals of Science responding in detail to Jenny Bulstrode's still-unretracted claims about Henry Cort and Jamaican metallurgists, showing even more egregious problems with them than originally found.
Who knew that it was all bullshit????

>>512763446
She probably works nearby and will have chalked the previous days attempted murder/rape as a “random thing” and walked the same route again. The BAME won’t have been able to believe his luck

>>512763157
>Defence barrister Hossein Zahir KC previously said Jones accepted the words had been spoken but denied knowing the offence of violent disorder would be committed.
I thought ignorance of the law isn't a defence?

>>512763439
Its political so he'll prolly take a very light wrist slap for the team with a general lesson learned to no get caught on tape saying the quiet bit out loud.

Will people get shirty? Could do. This ones on the jewbook mums radar so the Karens could be weaponised.

>>512763515

>>512763515
This cunt wants you dead

>>512763665
Just dim it mate

movie idea: BAMEs Bond

>>512763395
impregnate

>>512763693
I never finished dianetics it was too weird

>>512763759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cG5ptJ1cPI

>>512763644
That would be good, as it could be the spark this country needs.
https://nitter.net/JonathanPieNews/status/1925133856899797071

>>512763665
DIM
THE
SUN
NOWWWWWW

>>512763759
Coonraker

The year is 2050.
Ethnic whites now make up 5% of the total UK population.
The middle class is completely erased. The working class is a figment of the past.
The UK is now in a state of hyperinflation as the government tries to figure out a way to resolve debt accumulated by the last 50 years of aggressive spending. The pound has now lost 99% of its value while food prices have jumped 250% since 2025.
Ever since the 2020s, the UK has lost its place in the global technology market. Tax rates were tripled at the start of the 2030s and now the UK government is quickly realizing there are not enough taxpayers to fund social programs.
The NHS was scrapped in 2035, where the government deemed it "far too difficult to maintain". Benefits were cut in the 2037 Social Reforms Act. Pensions were cut in the 2033 Budget Deficit Act.
Blasphemy laws against Islam and Judaism were introduced in the 2027 Religious Discrimination Act, and while they were widely contested at the time resulting in numerous deaths due to terrorist attacks (majority of whom were White British victims), reception has become more favorable over time.
The Labour Party has won every election since 2039. Most votes in the last election came from deceased voters.
The internet is now a distant memory for the aging Gen Z population as it was banned in 2040 for "being unsafe for children".

Despite this, crime rates have dropped by 75%. In fact, the mayor of London, Sadiqubu Naseehampetilon, has stated that under his mayorship, London is now a remarkably "safe" place to live. But despite this, critics have called into question the accuracy of these statistics. One fringe journalist wrote "It is clear that the drop in crime rates isn't due to tackling of legitimate crimes, but rather, concealment of them. For instance, numerous homocide investigations were quickly swept under the rug to save on police time, stating death by "natural causes"."

For more, please subscribe to the Daily Schlomburg.

>>512763759
They're probably going to skip past having a black male play Bond and go straight to a sandnigger tranny.

>>512763889
>Ethnic whites now make up 5% of the total UK population.
Imagine what muttland looks at that point.

>>512763759
The Welfare is Not Enough.

https://xcancel.com/uk8qnzl/status/1954682713681838480#m
>Man who was leader of Scottish nationalism until 3 months ago says he might leave Scotland and go to live in Pakistan. Oh, ok then.
>Woman who was leader of Scottish nationalism for over 8 years says she might leave Scotland and go to live in the capital of the country she wants to break away from. Has there ever been a more frivolous 'nationalist' movement in all of human history?
>I can see why hardcore Scottish nationalists believe Nicola Sturgeon is some sort of MI5 operative. Her behaviour is not that of someone who sincerely believes in Scottish nationalism. The Salmond backstab and no real push for another referendum are quite suspicious too.
Based glowies

>>512763693
>>512763843
>NO

>>512763796
>skrrt skrrt
>pop pop pow
>the name's Bond Jizzle, and am comin' at you now
>with a pop&bang map and a gat,
>all my opps be lying flat
>skrrt skrrt pop pop pow
>I like my Aston's stolen and my bitches ass fat

>>512763941
fuck off the cunt can stay in her little shithole and deal with it

>>512763962
I'm scared to post rap lyrics now but I'm quite good, I listen to biggie

>>512763962
>Bond Jizzle

>>512763759
dr. nah blud

>>512763962
>

>>512763941
Probably on the lookout for another trough to stick her snout in

>>512763941
if Farage turns out to be one of these plants I swear i'll do time

>>512763941
I swear nothing makes sense anymore.

>>512763621
Theres zero room for misinterpretation that Jones' words constitute incitement to terrorism under which his rights to free speech have no weight as part of the 2005 EU convention which I believe two queer was involved in drafting.

Conolly, like that youtuber and Rtommeh, all had it mentioned in deliberation that the broad scope of their audience increased the severity of their sentencing even though they claimed to not be able to consider that. It will be interesting how this one plays out. Equally interesting is the totally zero and complete silence on all MSM on the matter, which would imply a message has been given to stay silent and therefore the overlords are worried.

>>512764074
last night I james bond cheese buger your sistr

Imagine charging 79 year old grannies with fucking walking frames with Terrorism for holding a sign that they oppose Genocide.
Honestly, this bullshit proscription has done far more genuine terrorism in this country in terms of ruining the lives of hundreds and hundreds of Brits, than PA ever could have achieved. It's also clear the reason PA was targeted (and they were targeted long before they even really did much, consultation on their proscription has been going on for around since early 2024 pushed by the Israeli embassy and Eblit) is that they wanted the term "Palestine" and "Action" to become meaningful justified terms for an arrest for terrorism.
Got to continue being loyal to the greatest ally though.
What really makes this so bad though, is sure it's PA now, but what happens when they start employing this bullshit against direct action groups who don't want old growth forests cut down so sabotage some forestry hydraulic lines, or likely, against people protesting against immigration?
Really on the path to some very dangerous authoritarianism here.

>>512764157
I know, right?

>>512764074
KEK i always liked this one

>>512764121
Couple of places have articls up, like the independent but yeah no mention of it on the main BBC page of course.
I am curious to see if they'll throw the book at him or play the whole "oooh poor you you've waited so long for trial which is punishment enough off you go" card.

business idea: some kind of hangover cure

>De name be Bond, BAMEs Bond
>Give mandem de peng ting and don't stir it.

>>512763941
>anti-english pro-independence criminal wants to move to london
nah, fuck off

>>512764237
bacon and eggs lad

>>512764237
It's called a fried breakfast.

>>512764237
Pepto bismol if it's bad to make you throw up, then some bacon

>>512764248
Odd init. She spent most of her time fucking pissing and moaning about England and London and now she wants to move there.
Many such cases.

>>512764301
Just wait until you find out what Starmer has planned.

establishment elite mongs... we are losing control!!!

>>512764181
>Really on the path to some very dangerous authoritarianism here.
Yeah for decades they've proscribed and harassed any right wing groups, forcing out BNP members from the public sector in the 2000s even though the party was legitimate and had elected representatives, and they restricted UKIP members from adopting, but only now will we feel the full force of authoritarianism after a bunch of morons publicly voiced their support for a group that has committed attacks. You fucking retard, bet you simped for Kneecap as well.

>>512764237
I'll give you £5 but I want 90% of the business.

>>512764356
>t. dragons den nonce

>>512764301
She's just a compulsive liar / deluded


Sturgeon also writes about the Scottish government's botched investigation into the complaints against Salmond.

In 2019, a judicial review had concluded that the process was unlawful, unfair and tainted by apparent bias.

He was later awarded more than £500,000 in legal expenses.

"In Alex's narrative, he wasn't just a victim any more," writes Sturgeon, "he was now a vindicated victim."

It later emerged that messages had been exchanged between women complainers - a Scots law term for someone alleging that they are a victim of crime - and also between SNP staff members.

Sturgeon writes that Salmond inaccurately "spun these as evidence of people conspiring to bring him down".

Rather, she said, the messages were between loyal supporters expressing "deep shock" and "women who considered themselves victims of his behaviour" who were "seeking support and comfort from each other."

Sturgeon accuses Salmond of trying to "distort and weaponise" genuine shock or trauma in a way that was "truly disgraceful," adding "it strikes at the heart of why I find it so hard to forgive him".

"A conspiracy against Alex would have needed a number of women deciding to concoct false allegations, without any obvious motive for doing so.

"It would then have required criminal collusion between them, senior ministers and civil servants, the police and the Crown."

This, she says, was "a fabrication, the invention of a man who wasn't prepared to reflect honestly on his own conduct."

>>512763941
Why in fuck would you leave Edinburgh of all places for London?
Edinburgh is arguably the best fucking city in the country. London is a absolute fucking shithole.
Only downside of Edinburgh is pretty harsh winters.

>>512764334
Is he swapping places with her?

>>512764356
make it 10 and you've got a deal

>>512764433
He wants a WEF job because Westminster is too limited for him.

>>512764397
Scotland is about 10 years behind us in terms of far right thuggery

>>512764334
he couldn't plan a piss up in a brewery. young men's arseholes however

>>512764396
did they ever find the missing money? or did that just go away

Waiting for the wife to go out so I can have a wank

>>512764483
He's prime minister, he's already got a WEF job.

>>512764397
She's munched all the rug at the Edinburgh pride festival, so wants fresh meat.

Doing ID scan to get out the tesco self checkout now

>>512764397
London has a ton of easy slags.

>>512764074
I detest this image.

>>512764508
It's sitting on that driveway on 4 wheels. It's all been pinned on her husband.

>>512764486
light years ahead of us in the chicken parmo game

>>512764547
shouldn't have let me special agent fast fooded your sister then

>>512764548
Oh yeah didn't she throw him under the bus for it?

>>512764515
Lel
Ain't that some shit

>>512762616 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

Labour has released early more than 26,000 criminals, including hundreds sentenced to terms of over ten years (these include murders, rapes, human trafficking).

According to the Ministry of Justice, up to 45,000 people may be released in the first year of the soft justice program.

Justice Minister Shabana Mahmood launched the program in September, and by the end of March, 26,456 convicts had been released early. Among them are 248 people with sentences of 14 years or more, who have actually served about five and a half years.

An average of 3,500 prisoners are released monthly, and by August the number of released may exceed 40,000.

Lack of funds. There simply is no money. Do you understand WHAT problems the most, essentially, successful country in Europe is facing now?

>>512764663
>Justice Minister Shabana Mahmood
I'm tired, lads

>>512764039
post some bars

>The name's Bame Bond, I work for MI-6,
>My auto four-five, be blastin this bitch,
>When I jump in the ride, I'll be flippin' a switch,
>Submarine car, Lizzo sittin on mah dick,

>Judy Dench my nigga "M", is gettin' too old,
>So I be comin' for dem nuclear codes,
>These Russians be thinkin' I'm C-I-A,
>Nah nigguh, I'm undercover K-K-K

>>512764663
>50k+ boatwogs AND 45k hardened criminals released at the same time
What could possibly go wrong?

>>512764633
I bet that a lot of Yugo's thought that in the late 80s.

>>512764663
Free the mandem

>>512764692
Very good indeed

>>512764508
Murrels still getting done for embezzlement afaik. Cunt got legal aid an all...

>>512764692
8/10

>>512764663
All replaced with rioters and people who were simply watching the riots last summer
>>Justice Minister Shabana Mahmood
I'm not even surprised anymore, just tired.

>>512764550
Mind boggles me that Chicken Schnizzy and Chicken Parmo are not pub staples here in England.

Bameocracy

>>512764878
ay blud. where da seasoning?

>>512763665
i'd fucking chin him

>>512764690
>>512764741
>>512764754
>>512764821

Why we not building more prisons?

>>512765012
prisons are racist innit

>>512764878
mmm yum. yeah people will have all sorts of similar slop like chicken nuggets but not the proper preparation

>>512765012
>build
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

>>512765012
Need money for that
All the money is being spent on bames, giving spaz kids a lift to school and servicing debt.
Remember when rBoris promised us twenty brand new hospitals?

Any "live" reporting links from the court?

Always weird when I see people joshposting in outer.

>>512765012
Because we're trying to become a more peaceful and law-abiding society. If you build more prisons then you just have more prisoners, and that's not the direction we want to go in.

>>512765085
>>Remember when rBoris promised us twenty brand new hospitals?
Didn't that turn into the Nightingale hospitals, which were just a huge money laundering scheme anyway?

>>512764878
chicken parmesan is the apex chicky nuggy

What's gotten into him?

My postman today was a black woman
>if only they could see us now

>>512765184
Sounds straight out of "Yes, Prime Minister"
Probably spoken in parliaments halls.

>>512765231
those ukrainian lads for one

>>512764510
Tale as old as time.
Mine left when she found i was pissing in the sink.

>>512765196
I just checked and the promise was 40 hospitals, not 20 and they were supposed to be completed by 2030. It was in their 2019 manifesto.

>>512765231
He's suddenly become ultra extreme far right. Odd init.

>>512765273
why were you doing wees in the sink?

>>512765273
>Mine left when she found i was pissing in the sink.
Grim

>>512765140
https://nitter.poast.org/ukcourtslive

Someone finally talking about dingy doctors in terms of national security. They need to lean into this.

>>512765231
Labour right won't let them move left to try outflank Corbyn and retain their own voterbase, so they are trying to capture reform. Also attempt to destroy Reform and restore the Tories as the opposition.

>>512764692
Bame bong, new song, remember the name
Main glow, mad flow, will show you some game,
Quite posh, hush hush, still got the fame
Soldier for zog, loisence to nog, whitey's to blame

>>512765357
Thank you.

>>512765231
it's all for show so people don't vote reform
this is a man who spent his life fighting to give rights to the people he claims to now want to deport. not buying it

>>512765322
I once saw a jeet washing his knob in the sink at work,

>>512765390
Who does he think he's actually playing to, though? No-one believes him. No-one is falling for this.

>>512765410
why weren't you helping him? bit racist that

>>512765253
When I lived in London only ever saw 1 black postie near where I lived.

>>512765364
And I'm guessing they're fine with a million "legal" ones coming every year?

Still creasing at blocko snorting mum gear ngl

>>512765322
Right height, uses less water, less splash, more convenient, gives me a chance to admire my handsome dadness in the mirror while i leak.

I made a mistake though. Got caught and lectured. Then got caught again. Also there was the car parts in the lounge incident but:
>women eh?
>what can you do

>>512764237
Tomato/lycopene

>>512765322
saves water

The two knowns types of Lingus: Aer and Cunnini.

ITT Brit/pol/ mommies, lads!

>>512762616 (OP)

First for 2-tier justice system
First for 77th brigade glowies.
First for paki pedo rape gangs aided and abetted by police and politicains.
First for deporting foreign criminals.
First for deporting foreign convicts before prison.
First for deporting foreign prisoners released early but still here.
First for deporting foreign former criminals who served there sentence but are here still.
First for deporting foreign criminals who served a sentence abroad but then came here.
First for deporting foreigners whether criminal, former criminal, or not criminal.

>Pee in the sink
I'm going to behave as this is humorous and move to other things rather than inquire if anons are retarded or is the nudge unit retarded

>>512765700
first for filtering you

Josh is still young enough to be able to accomplish great things in his life

I don’t know about you all but I #BelieveInJosh

>>512763083

He dropped his trousers and started beating off infront of women and kids on a busy train.

Local used to have £4 Chikky Schnitty night. Those were the days.

cor
can't wait for the 2pm pakiposting to start lads

>>512765533
fill me in on this new britpol lore lad. I need to know.

>>512765775
ffs clarse that

>>512765085
Didn't he also promise to hire 20k more coppers? Whatever happened to that?

We're this close to it all being over

>>512765231
He thinks focusing on something that isn't the issue (rapey forrins) it will appease the country. Typical dirty political trick, take one aspect of what people say "immigrants" and have a knee jerk reaction that is utterly pointless. We have an issue with muslims and islam, so the government goes after albanians.

might have me lunch

>>512762967
good place to be an alcoholic. too easy to get into a crowd of losers though.

>>512765364
>that's why I helped import tens of thousands of Afghans to scatter in your neighbourhoods while also condemning the peaceful pro Palestinian protests after Oct 7th
We are so lucky Olukemi won

>>512764878
>schnitzel
We fought a war so we wouldn't have to speak German!

>>512765993
might squack your anus with me mouth

>>512765993
Hitler talks about this

No brit/pol/ mommies then??

Remember that anon who used to post fake deliveroo orders for hours straight? What were all that abart?

>>512765959
We're about 10 business days away I reckon

>>512765959
half the population gone

>>512764397
Winters are mild as fuck in Edinburgh

>>512766044
shed well get it
>>512766033
couple fried eggs i reckon

>>512766044

Give any women a million quid and see how they end up.

>>512765959
Two more weeks

>>512766160
To this.
Is this the end result for all women?

>>512766044
Yjk her husband is some balding grey old fart in a suit whose idea of a good time is undoing his tie

>>512766201
what a mess

>>512766201
Nipples like Tunnocks teacakes

Resistance is futile, your country will be assimilated into our lawless diversity

>>512766093
The non british doesn't add up to 50%.
The White other will include English such as myself. I will always choose other than british. The visual pie sizes are inflated for the global majorities.
Nice info graphic but rage bait at best..

>>512762892
Check your butt hole for polips also alwayes shit as soon as possile while you drunk befor going out to not be a street shitter.

>>512766335
Police are fucking useless unless a politician is telling them to do something.

>>512766335
>police refuse to enforce law
>you do it for them
>police step in and arrest you for muscling in on their monopoly
Grim, innit.

>>512766160
>>512766201
Both sad AND horny, same time
This never happened before...
Am I a woman now?

>>512766394
>he doesn't hold his shit in to have a special big shit at the end of a long work week

>>512766227
Nah her cohost has made multiple jokes about how she only goes for younger guys, the slagg

>>512763759
>Chicken
>Fried, not roasted

>>512765231
The fact there were almost 50 protests over the weekend, so many that I couldn't keep count with tens of thousands of people out and more showing support.
We might not know the full scale but he has access to MI5, GCHQ intelligence briefings and they will be relaying how serious it is that if he doesn't get it under control by appeasing the people then this has the potential to spiral out of control and become a full countrywide revolt.

It's all meaningless words anyway, let's see some action and not retarded 1 in 1 out policies that people do not want.
We don't want the hotels to close either if they're going to put them into HMOs and social housing, we want them deported and more than that this isn't just an issue about illegal immigration but with legal migration in the million per year. People need sending home, the Paki rape gangs need prosecuting, a wide spread open investigation and inquiry with harsh sentences for all those involved including those who knew and kept quiet like the sisters, cousins and mothers, who in court rooms shouted they still loved their fathers and tried to harass victims on behalf of their rapist fathers and brothers.

People are begging for the government to sort this now, peacefully because the next step won't be peaceful. I'm not advocating or saying I'll participate in unlawful action but it is simple reality that if people are cornered, you give them no out, they can only go through you fighting.
Sort this out peacefully while it's still able to be solved peacefully for fuck sake.

>>512766448
>gimme some of that well peng jerk chicken bruv

>>512766201
>And this dream develops into such a longing that it turns into a morbid impulse to cast off all self-restraint when work and wages turn up again, so the moment work is found anew, he forgets to regulate the expenditure of his earnings but spends them to the full without thinking of tomorrow, leading to confusion in the little weekly housekeeping budget because the expenditure is not rationally planned, and when this phenomenon first happens, the earnings last perhaps for five days instead of seven, on subsequent occasions they last only for three days, as the habit recurs, the earnings last scarcely for a day, and finally they disappear in one night of feasting.
...
>Then there are quarrels and bad feeling, and the husband takes to drink as he becomes estranged from his wife, becoming drunk every Saturday, while the wife, fighting for her own existence and that of the children, hounds him from the factory to the tavern to get a few shillings on payday, and when he finally comes home, maybe on Sunday or Monday, having parted with his last shillings and pence, pitiable scenes follow that cry out for God's mercy, and though I was initially disgusted and indignant after witnessing this in hundreds of cases, I later recognized the tragedy of their misfortune and understood the profound causes, seeing them as unhappy victims of evil circumstances.
- Adolf Hitler

>>512766444
Lucky sods, she's still able to act like this for a good few years yet before she becomes vile like vorders

>>512766444
Mad how people still watch tv

>>512766335
There was literally a story last week or so of a man getting charged and sentenced for sparking out a flasher who was doing it in front of kids. The state doesn't care.

>>512766428
Remember when one of the manchester airport coppers moaned about how no member of the public stepped in to help?

>>512762616 (OP)
Oh look the limeys are still here.
Thought you were going to lose your speech.
The faggots in brussels tried to censor the speech of every country on earth.
Once again, America, the most powerful and alpha country in the universe rose up against tyranny and gave you weak, foolish europoors your rights back.
Just like in ww2. Say thank you.

>>512766512
come dine with me old episodes are good, before all the covid niggers arrived

>>512766335

HOW DARE THEY ATTACK THE BLESSING OF A BBC IN THEIR PRESENCE.

>>512766534
He would have tased the first person who tried to help.

>>512766486
>On His Colonel's Customer Service

>>512766335
dont care, I see a rape nigger doing shit i smash his skull open
simple as

>>512766588
>How we used to live

My sister rents out a house and after fees, taxes etc. She gets about 6% of the house value in cash/profit each year.
Which I thought was a bit shit.
Then I looked at my stocks and shares and I get 6-8% dividends on some stocks I own. And as it's in an ISA it's tax free. Plus no BAME fucking up the house.
So why do people rent?

>>512766630

>>512766335
People think voting will change anything, the whole system is fucked and needs renewing

>>512766582
Fuck off muttcattle

>>512766665
You can't live in a stock

This is how leftist traitors train to take on 'right wing' lads. By running up and down some stairs while looking like a twig. The only thing he's lifted in his life is a brown cock to his wifes pussy.
https://x.com/GoldingBF/status/1954845298989187096

>>512766598
Police won't show up for a few days after calling them but they'd turn up in an instant if you try and sort it yourself. State of it all.

>>512766665
pensions are fucked with inflation.

incoming

https://www.youtube.com/live/4FYtNQ8izM0?si=9RDWg8IrHxP2a0nj

>>512766360
it adds up to 47%
>The visual pie sizes are inflated
?

>>512766808
Nobody currently under the age of 60 will ever get to retire.

>>512766665
The house will (most likely) appreciate in value over time too.
So she's getting 6% return now; but in 15 years, the house might be worth double what it is today.

>>512766582
Tssst

>Welsh bondage

>>512766855
and everything else will cost 3x as much

>>512766335
>Why don't men do anything to protect women anymore?

>>512766756
why do jeets seemingly always have a death wish? does their belief in reincarnation and karma mean they don't really care? or are they just too retarded to understand?

harass your local council

how to not fuck up eggs?

>>512766843
Income stream from renting property is inflation adjusted.
Pensions are worthless within 5-10 years due to rampant inflation.
Boomers take cash out of pension after 55. Rent house.

>>512766756
me waiting for it to explode and shrapnel all the jeets

>Whilst some British politicians have demanded firmer action – and physical police intervention last month saw officers using a knife to puncture a boat before it left shallow waters – the increasingly aggressive policing tactics has also been criticised by monitoring groups, who say the approach leads to higher numbers of asylum seekers being forced into single boats putting them at greater risk of death.

Stop puncturing boats, you're risking lives.

>>512765959
>ladbible
a most trusted news outlet

>>512766919
How can you possibly fuck up eggs?

>>512766919
Did you cook them in the tumble dryer?

Why does people searching for better lives anger you so much?

>>512766909
it's scripted content

>>512766855
I'm not dealing with what if question.
I'm just looking at the stats right now and I can see my stocks have a similar return to renting out a house.

>>512766881
In arab culture this is considered a sex swing

>>512766909
They're 60 IQ monkeys.

>>512766756
Who was filming? Why were they filming?

>>512766909
>>512766948
>>512766948
>>512766986
>>512767028
>>512767052

>>512766994
>>512767012
i think it's the pans fault

>>512767038
>I'm not dealing with what if question.
Top level investment advice

>>512767081
New Shenmue looking good

>>512767150
God I wish, 3 was a proper letdown desu

>>512767092
Use more oil

>>512767081
Reminds me of Terminator

>>512767014
Look at them, Engineers, Scientists, Doctors I'm sure they were amazing contributors to their country of origin who deeply misses them, the brain drain on those poor third world nations while we in the West prosper from their misfortune of losing these precious men.

I'm off work for a few days. Think I'll go and get a McDonalds to celebrate.

>>512767293
glad you came here to post to let us know
keep us in the loop

>>512762616 (OP)
I like it when nothing happens. I hope nothing ever happens.

>>512767293
I walked past a Mcdonalds on Saturday and it was full of Arabs and Pakis, the mothers were on mobility scooters. They all looked fat, unhealthy and out of shape.

>>512766919
What the fuck is that. At this point you're better off boiling eggs but you'd probably fuck that up n'all because it involves boiling water.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/aug/11/freddo-chocolate-bar-creator-harry-melbourne-price

Freddo pricing will bring down Starmer like eggs brought down Biden.

>>512767365
Is Maccas halal? Don't see many pakis in rMcdonalds.

>>512767177
good shout

>>512767293
the mccrispy isn't that bad. the mcspicy is too hot and i'm very partial to spicy food

>>512767365
>Arabs and Pakis, the mothers were on mobility scooters. They all looked fat, unhealthy and out of shape.

they all fucking WADDLE

sick of the sight of them

>>512766762
Cucky Balboa

I aint down with Labubu
https://youtu.be/neXg9p3vpEg

>>512766756
I wonder if poos are dumber than nogs sometimes

>>512767365
true that. if shit hits the fan being in shape will be a lot of help.

depends if there's no food though because then you can survive on your blubber if you're a certified /biglad/

You know yhe McFish lore?
McDonald's legend from the early days

>>512767418
mechanically reclaimed chicken paste was the prophets favourite snack.

>>512767014
pretty sure every european country has taxis, hand car washes and takeaways. No need to risk your life coming here for that

>>512767633
It's much easier to buy property in the UK compared to other European countries like France and Germany.
The UK has plenty of room in it's countryside too. You shouldn't be cracking down on them so harshly.

>>512767177
Not very net zero that.

>>512767418
Most of them are, yeah. The franchises are all owned by pakis and saudis and the supply chain reflects this. Greggs is pretty much your only option for haram fast food at this point.

>>512767716
>plenty of room
i fucking hate it when people say that we need more space not less

>>512767776
(no mcdonalds in the uk is halal)

josh baiting on the aus flag btw

I wonder if Mcdonalds is kosher
That many jews itt shilling it

Am in Ahmed lads.

My toxic masculinity is doing my head in, i'm just so toxically masculine ugh
sorry

>>512767902
>>512767902
new

>>512767608
...they started franchising across America, and for some reason, on a particular place (mining town) sales took a dip each Sunday, because Irish are Catholics ...
The guy that owned that place went out of his way to find a way to bring the Catholics to McDonald's on sunday, and with time, in many cases, just keeping this thing on the menu everywhere can lose em money, but it's a legacy thing, and they wanted to make the guy a legend within the company for the effort, to signal that this was a good thing etc
I haven't eaten this slop in years...

>https://mcdfoodforthought.uk/is-mcdonalds-halal/
>In the UK, McDonald’s does not provide Halal-certified food and currently has no plans to introduce Halal options to its menu. This decision is primarily due to the extensive changes that would be required in kitchen operations and the supply chain, which McDonald’s UK has opted not to implement.

>However, McDonald’s UK does offer a range of vegetarian options and certain fish items that are prepared separately, though these are not Halal-certified. This article delves into the reasons behind McDonald’s stance on Halal food and explores alternative choices for those following Halal dietary requirements.

>https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/help/faq/is-your-meat-kosher.html
>There are no certified Kosher ingredients on our menu in the UK.

>>512767817
>he doesn't know

>>512767858
>>512767959

>>512767959
top slop certification. Thanks

>>512767081
look at all that stinking bubbling poo rising to the surface of the river

>>512766269
After a recall due to metal contamination....

>>512767509
Kek