Thread 512768851

When america bans sodomy, does this mean you also can't bang chicks in their assholes?

>>512768851 (OP)
Firstly, all anal sex is FUCKING gross.
Secondly, yeah it probably would apply but we all know who it would be targeting and why.

Sodomy means full ban on any sex outside of wedlock. Within wedlock anything goes.

>>512768947
False. Sodomy specifically means anal sex. We should ban gay marriage again though.

>>512768851 (OP)
Every dude who tries to ban sodomy i assume he's getting it in the ass. And it never fails.

>>512768947
Sex should be solely PiV between a married man and woman.

>>512769055
you literally could not be more wrong.
impressive

>>512768851 (OP)
why would you want to? Nothing in there but poop

How Will you implement ban on sodomy? Half of rabbis and half the catholic priests will be in jail if it’s implemented not to mention half of Jewliwood

masturbation should be banned too
if you masturbate, you're having same sex relations, which makes you a gay

>>512769055
>>512769247

Sodomy means any non procreative sex. Oral sex is sodomy.

>>512769363
America literally used to have bans on sodomy. It’s not hard to go back.

dude yeah just kill anyone i dont like its that simple.

>>512769363
And that's a good thing.

>>512769421
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Wrong, sodomy always meant anal sex, specifically homosexual sex. It literally comes from the cities Sodom & Gomorrah which were destroyed due to their homosexuality.

>>512769090
>Yo you shouldn't stick you dick there
>OH YEAH? YOU MUST BE A FAG YOURSELF

Faggot mentality

>>512769181
unfathomably based

>>512769651
It's just pattern recognition. You wouldn't understand.

>>512768935
>we all know who it would be targeting
OP, right?

>>512768851 (OP)
Depends if you believe they will know what is going on in your home.

>>512769691
I'll admit there's some level of curiosity regarding oral or anal sex, but I trust that committing myself to sex as God intended will bring far greater blessings than otherwise. For instance, I believe other forms of sex are responsible for couples falling out of love and lead to divorce. I was unable to find any supporting studies.

>>512769905
Almost certainly kek

>>512769421
Nope. Sodomy comes from the Bible. Sodom & Gammorah. Sodom = gay sex, which is understood to be anal sex. The push for men to fuck women up the ass is part of the gay agenda btw. Ass is for pooping, not for your dick.

>>512768851 (OP)
Republicans are okay with getting fucked in the ass so long as its a jewish cock

Let’s not take any chances and just ban all sex.
>>512770052
Wait, but in that story sodomy meant rape.

>>512768935
Who tf cares, if they ban sodomy they're not banning gays, they're just banning anal sex. Guess who's gonna do anal anyway in private.

>>512769651
the idea is that why do you care what other people do with their own bodies consensually?

>>512768851 (OP)
penis goes in vagina
please behave well from here onwards

>>512773687
what if it's a bussy?

>>512768851 (OP)
>We are all liberals here
That’s cool. Face the wall, here’s your cigarette

>>512768851 (OP)

Still waiting for those Epstein clients to be named and prosecuted...

>>512768851 (OP)
No. Nobody is going to care if you fuck your girlfriend wife in the ass. No one is going to know. It's disgusting and you shouldn't anyway. Same goes for homosex. Gays are still going to gay, you can't stop it, but they can't be faggots about it, promote it, or do it in public without risking jail time or fines. That's the way it should be, faggots should go to prison, then they can have all the gay sex they want and more.

how will the government know if you had anal sex?

and also, would it be banned in YOUR ass as well? i has a girl put a small (details: 4 inch, penis shaped, vibrating, black) dildo in my ass and i cummed probably the hardest in my entire life onto my chest and bottom lip.

im scared this would send me to prison if banned…or would i be grandfathered in

buttsex is gross, you shouldn't do it, no one should do it, but who am I to stop you from doing gross things in the privacy of your own home? The only reason it's an issue is because the Bible says homosexuality is haram, but it doesn't say shit about buttsex. Modern day Jews try to read between the lines and start speaking for God and in place of God, basically making shit up.

>>512777273
They'll spy on you to see if they can nail your ass, then they'll get a warrant to legally spy on you and collect evidence of what they already know.

>>512768851 (OP)
>does this mean you also can't bang chicks in their assholes
the Bible says
> Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge. [Heb 13:4]
so no one will be allowed to get between you and your wifes asshole, faggot. go ahead and make her wear diapers

>>512768851 (OP)
benis goes into vagoogoo.

>>512768851 (OP)
I say we ban oral sex first. As they say, you have to start at the head.

if girls have buttholes why do faggots exist?

checkmate

>>512780639
no one hemibenis goes in cloaca thats the tradition of our lizard ancestors

I tongue my wife’s butthole but would never put my penis in there, that sounds awful.

>have a perfectly working pussy
>stick it in the butt
You might as well fuck men, ypu mega faggot

>>512769421
You’re correct. It’s a crime per the UCMJ.

>>512781506
You gay nigga and truly don’t desire her. Let me have your wife’s asshole lil white boii.

>>512768851 (OP)
Damn this entire board is fucked lmao

>>512769651
>>512769090
>>512769703
>It's just pattern recognition.
This. It's like Jew noticing.

>>512769421
>>512781644
Oral sex is technically called gomorrhia after gomorrah

>>512768851 (OP)
I never understood wanting to fuck a girl in the ass. I mean her wet pussy is right there.

i love a good dicking from a dick in a hazmat suit but of course it only takes 1 retard to mess everything up for the rest of the us

>>512781214
This is actually a good point. Gay tops should just fuck FtM trannies and get them pregnant. It's a REAL cure for homosexuality unlike those fake bible camps where homos punch pillows and scream about mom and dad.

>>512768935
I'd had two relationships where we used anal sex for birth control. Never got shit on my dick once. The pussy? Blood, fish juice, etc. Ass was cleaner desu.

>>512768851 (OP)
not looking good navy boys

>>512769479
ok enjoying slowly wasting away due to aids, queer

>>512769902
n = 35, n = 29
kek imagine trying to make a population inference from that
>t. scientifically illiterate

>>512769970
God never said anything about not getting sucked off by your wife, retard.

>>512781715
Strange larp

>>512777273
>how will the government know if you had anal sex?
They check your if your pupils are dilated by being ass drunk.

>>512768935
FPBP
>>512768851 (OP)
the shithole is not a sex organ

>>512768851 (OP)
Yeah, had a gf that did anal and had loud farts and shat herself a little too often.

>>512781899
especially groypers