Thread 512769621

Germany has conquered Europe without firing a single gun.

>>512769621 (OP)
Germany has fired several guns though

>>512769621 (OP)
Globohomo slop is not Germany

>>512769621 (OP)
Why can't non-mainland Germans not into supermarket-overlordship?
Because you all are greedy cattle, unable to sacrifice short term loss for long term monetary gain. You chase the golden Calf, we make it our bitch.

>>512769803
Forgot to add , and non-germans ofc

>>512769621 (OP)
REWE>Lidl
I will die on this principle

>>512769803
facts

>>512769803
Have you shopped to non German supermarkets ? I can tell you they are shit and lack things most of the time

*stands in your path*

>>512769621 (OP)
EU has always been the Fourth Reich

>>512769621 (OP)
>be 6
>be dirt poor
>parents can't even afford milk or bread
>suddenly Lidl
>parents can barely afford this bag of hard as a rock biscuits
>they become really soft in water
>suddenly parents able to buy you something for breakfast
>they also sell cheap as fuck soda for when you're a teen making quick money helping neighbours
>they sell cheap as fuck German chocolates
>they start a chain called Carnivore where you can buy decently priced meat
>parents still dirt poor but you can now actually eat something that isn't water or air
Best invasion ever.
If your parents didn't go to Lidl, you were wealthy, lucky you.

>>512769621 (OP)
Aldi>Lidl.
Aldi pays kingly salaries just so throughput at checkout is as fast as possible and doesn't force self checkout slop.
Lidl is often unreasonably small and poorly selected.

>>512769621 (OP)
Here in Latvia Lidl is kind of shitty. You pay almost the same price for off-brand shit they offer as you do for brand stuff in stores like Maxima or Rimi that have been around forever.
Also they have less selection than these stores. 2nd tier 3rd tier store, I personally don't know anyone who primarily shops at Lidl.

LIDL GANG REPRESENT

This company broke the image of German quality. So many poor quality products. Some are surprisingly good. Some hits and a lot of misses.

>>512769621 (OP)
i miss lidl. used to go to them all across europe and get the same good stuff at a decent price. they're smaller of course but they are kind of like the walmart of europe - reliably everywhere and quite uniform in layout and stock.

>>512770392
Aldi was the first to do that low-margin business model with success and Aldi is still the king of that market. Competition is brutal there, few survive. Any market Lidl can survive on, Aldi can take a big share of too.

Lidl is the worst grocery store I've ever been to.

>>512770776
then you havent really lived

>>512769621 (OP)
Aldi was peak. Lidl is weimar

>>512770113
You wouldn't be that poor if your parents have stayed in Algeria achmet

>>512769621 (OP)
They tried and failed in Norway
Quote is from a Master thesis on the why, where, when and how
"Why is Lidl a success in most other European countries, while in Norway they decided to pull out of the market after less than four years?"

https://uia.brage.unit.no/uia-xmlui/handle/11250/135578

>>512769768
Lidl is peak nazi hyperborean brand

>>512769621 (OP)
We don't have lidl here, but everybody loves aldi.

In Europe, your grocery stores actually suck. You all have no idea how small they are. I'll agree the products are still higher quality, but most items are still bullshit slop like america. Bread is probably the item you mog us on the most. Tesco was the only chain that I enjoyed over there because it was as large as supermarkets here. I would also argue you have less variety than us too. Stores in europe tend to dicksuck their own culture's cuisine or a close one nearby. I honestly think I could make more authentically european food than you all could make asian or south american. Indian is probably the only foreign culture that penetrated some supermarkets.

>>512771989
Imagine aldi but 10 times better, thats lidl

>>512769931
based based based, all the czechs living near the border (and beyond) go to Biedronka for the low prices. I live too far away but i am dreaming of one day it will happen and i will visit Biedronka.

>>512771909
Oh yeah? Watch this.

>>512772191
Most lidls and aldi's I know about tend to be down the street from a regular big box Supermarket. Hell the two nearest Lidls to me are half or even a quarter street away from a morrisons or Asda.

>>512769621 (OP)
lidl is shit. no option to buy cashew. GAY.

>>512769621 (OP)
why does poland get kong strong in mojito flavour but we dont?

>>512770113
pllease explain how you made money with cheap soda

>>512773100
Because you can't handle the strong, pussy boy.

>>512769847
>premium supermarket better than discounter
>i will die on this principle
hot take my guy

Lidl is good when you just want to get fucked. Big portions for fatty fucks and for me. Ty Germany now if you could only revert all the damage you have caused in EU then we are all right.

>>512773274
>Discounter
LoL, lmao even REWE has better prices then Lidl and quality is way better

nobody buys there unless they are dirt poor

>>512772191
lolwut

>>512770776
Fuck you , asshole
I hope Poltava happens to your cunt but on a nuclear dimension.
Faget.

>>512772191
>I honestly think I could make more authentically european food than you all could make asian or south american. >Indian is probably the only foreign culture that penetrated some supermarkets
>Muh foreign slop
Kys poojeet abomination

>>512771865
apparently you already have a similar supermarket that copied Aldi

>>512769621 (OP)
The non germans fears the almighty Lidl.
But we have a civil-supermarket-war inside germany: Aldi North vs Aldi South. I think Lidl profit from it.

>>512772191
lidl stores are big enough for groceries. Problem with lidl is that they sell various shit at different times, and grocieries are mostly their own brand. Normal stores offer bigger variety than lidl in brands. I guess you prefer stores like wallmart where they sell everything, but buying tv, appliances, tools and furniture in "supermarket" is retarded concept.

>>512778392
why is it? you know what you're getting - not the best quality, not the worst, just stuff thats OK.

>>512769621 (OP)
by this standard we conquered Europe too
since we have an absolute chokehold on the toilet cleaning market

>>512769621 (OP)
A THOUSAND YEAR LIDL REICH

YET ALDI WANTS ITS LEBENSRAUM

THERE WILL BE WAR OVER POLAND

>>512779651
you guys have damn weaponized your skills

>>512769768
Don't dare to insult Lidl or Aldi ever again!

The EU is the fourth Reich wearing a yarmulke and controlled by ppl in united states

>>512777519
I never understood how they'll able to sell this beer. It's fucking shit. It's not even cheaper than regular beer. No one buys it yet they still keep producing it.

>>512769931
nazis and ahmeds on suicide watch >>512772412

>>512772191
>mutt visits england for a week and returns to muttmerica thinking it’s now an expert on europe
retard

>>512769847
You have too much money. Rewe is only for situations where you were too lazy to go to Lidl by 22:00 and your fridge is empty so you have to pay the Rewe tax. If you go to Rewe, you buy the most basic necessities, preferably from Ja! plus beer/wine.

>>512769621 (OP)
Only poor af students shop in Lidl and Aldi. I'd sooner fast than buy that slop food.

>>512769621 (OP)
For me it’s aldi

>>512780485
the eternal Pooplack inserting himself

>>512780456
Its dirtycheap (90cent/liter) and tastes not so bad. In germany all established beer brands belongs to 4 major companies and they make the former unique tastes into one bad taste shit.

>>512769621 (OP)
kek

>>512769621 (OP)
Lidl went bankrupt in Norway.

>>512769621 (OP)
Never been to Lidl or Aldi. Those low-cost supermarkets popped up in the early 2000s and they still bear a heavy stigmata of being cheap food good only for arabs.

>>512781087
>german “pooplack”
do you literally post here 24/7 replying to poles?

>>512769621 (OP)
Lidl is absolute shit, only poors and gypsies shop from there

>>512769768
Lidl is not globohomo, that would be like Amazon or Target.

>>512781198
>only poors and gypsies shop from there
so 100% of greece shops there

>>512781178
unfortunately pooplacks follow me around

>>512769931
sounds like an exotic slang for a cock

>>512769621 (OP)
It's just a Lidl conquest, not a great one.

They sometimes have some interesting seasonal shit, other than that there is no reason to go to LIDL. They have all their stuff standing around in boxes so it looks like you're in a discounter, but when you look it's nothing but Coca Cola, Mars and other A brand expensive garbage.

>>512781408
>IKEA joins the chat

>>512769621 (OP)
only subhumans go to lidl, all their products are disgusting and of poor quality. That's why lidl only has 10% market share here.

>>512772191
>In Europe your grocery stores actually suck.
Please document that all grocery stores in the 50 countries in Europe suck.

>>512780350
>The EU is the fourth Reich wearing a yarmulke and controlled by ppl in united states
1. Post documentation for EU being fourth Reich.
2. Inform us what “yarnulke” is.
3. Post documentation for EU being controlled by people in USA and name those people.

>>512781123
>Lidl went bankrupt in Norway.
So did Aldi here.

>>512781745
fuck this jew and fuck his homework assignment

>>512780350
correct

>>512781444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiBt44rrslw

Going to lidl is sort of shameful in France, if you say you go there, it's like saying "I made poor choices in life".

>>512772412
biedronka is not polish owned company. Also, the prices there are so low, they had to get a pact with the devil to sustain those

>>512769621 (OP)
Gotta say their off brand pringles knock off are pretty good

>>512782054
I don't know if it is different in France, but LIDL isn't even cheap here compared to others, just shittier with long ass lines.

>>512782151
It's one of the cheapest, but yeah, it's like aldi, they don't look like sovietic warehouses anymore and are all fancy now. I remember it was very cheap compared to other stores, but it was weird brands and there were no "non weird" brands.
Now I know they have "normal brands" and I just looked at price comparison and they're among the cheapest but it's by a very little margin, while I remember even the people destituted from the cheapest french one (leclerq), would go to aldi or lidl because it was even cheaper.
I guess the secret of aldi and lidl were the "weird brands".

>>512770545
In France, at first, Lidl's food was really what you would expect from Germany... But then, they hired a smart guy as head of products and by 2015, they started competing even in terms of taste with famous brands.
All that being industrial food of course.

>>512772191
>I'll agree the products are still higher quality
This is definitely something I noticed, having been to Yurop about 12 times, even in Britland and Ireland. The food, on average and in general, is better in Europe, and in the US, to get similar-quality food, you have to pay more (of course) and seek it out.

Even in Bongland the food was generally quite good, despite the memes about Britslop.

>>512782054
>REEEEEE groceries should be expensive
Why are nigger abominations like this

>>512782151
>long ass lines
this is so true. they close off the self-service machines early as well, for some reason

>>512782546
15 years ago, I would fill a whole caddie of groceries and be astonished at the 30-40€ total (coming from Monoprix kek). Now it's 70€ for a full caddie. Granted, they offer more national brands with a clearly higher price tag than their own products.

>>512781950
You’ve replied to the wrong anon - my post is this one:
>>512781745

>>512782054
That was true 20 years ago, now not going to Lidl just means "I love paying more for the exact same goyslop.".

>>512781953
Funnier than expected.

>>512783503
>barges in
>"IT'S THE JEWS"
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves
>gigachad.png

>>512783275
Even worse, hear this :

>go to aldi with mum and dad
>sometimes we go to the normal shop
>after a while realize it's everytime someone's coming home
I felt bad. I don't care either but it broke my heart when I realized my parents just didn't want to be considered poor.

>>512783373
>>512783573
I don't see much of these where I live now.

>>512772758
It's a shame they got rid of these

>>512770462
Yeah, Rimi is superior.

Lidl got worse (in Germany) since the Russia-Ukraine war tremendously. No more 50% reducings, only 20% and veey rarely. The quality went down. But more plebs are now crowding Lidl markets. It's a downward spiral supported by goy cattle.

>>512770113
You aren't ethnically french for sure. The French do value good food.

>>512781123
I remember Lidl well. Everything they had were either just regular stuff they have everywhere else here or some of the cheapest poor quality stuff I have ever seen or tasted. Terrible store.

>>512769931
we unironically have on of these in Brussels now... dafuq you colonizing us for Polack???

>>512769621 (OP)
Lidl has decent tools at affordable prices. Maybe not professional quality but good enough for a weekend warrior. And the thing they have over Aldi is a decent instore bakery.

>>512783789
Who are you quoting or describing?

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

I've only ever bought one thing from Lidl. And it's fine, I guess.
Proper ones cost like 5 times more and I would rather buy this one 5 times. It's a disposable product anyway.

>>512785474
I buy my gardening tools from Einhell, they aren't top-of-the-line, but they are decent quality at an affordable price.

>>512781123
Based. Dunkin' Donuts went bankrupt in Sweden.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22097007-the-ratcatcher

>>512769803
>You chase the golden Calf, we make it our bitch
>*Temu chad comes in*
>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT BAN IT BAN IT NOW THINK ABOUT HECKIN UIGHURINOS
the fall of weimar republic can't come soon enough

>>512784548
Nigga what is juice? This is grape drink baby. Sugar, water, purple.

>>512785034
dw its portuguese

>>512785057
>decent instore bakery.
That's right. They recently opened a Lidl in my neighborhood. I've bought a baguette there a few times. Last time it didn't seem as fresh as previously though.

>>512781408
Think More Breadthful For Longer

>>512769621 (OP)
The problem with lidl is that i always need to wait in line for way too long or do self checkout. Both options are annoying.

>>512786074
BUT THE IDEA IS FROM POLISH CLAY JESZCEZ POLSKA NIE ZIGNELA

>>512769621 (OP)
Lidl beer section is pitiful, even worse than Tesco

>>512783923
>Working class bad
>Middle class bad
Total niggero-poojeeto domination

>>512786706
This morning at the traffic light, I refused to give one of your fellow rom some change. He smelled of feces.

>>512786683
>Tesco
why are you giving your money to a b*tish company in the first place?

>>512786880
I don’t, I do my groceries in Albert

>>512769621 (OP)
I mean, not really, i'd say Lidl isn't even the fourth most popular chain here.

>>512786810
This morning i have seen one of your fellow nigger delivering food
I'm gonna order a kebab later but I'm gonna keep the 2.5 lei tip if he looks f*ench

>>512772191
They come in different sizes. Its more varied than in the US where they seem to be all large.
Its not exactly a bad thing since they are scattered so the chance of having one near you is higher. In my place I literally have 3 supermarket chains in around a 15 block radius (although this is an exception).

>>512786683
>Lidl beer section is pitiful
stop pretending you're some kind of connoisseur
you only need the 6% Argus Lager anyway

Lidl doesn't sell the same products in Belgium and France. Their stuff is local and our stuff is from the Benelux. We are not buying German products or only in parts.

>>512769847
>REWE>Lidl
https://www.rewe-group.com/de/unternehmen/unternehmenskultur/diversity/lgbtqia/

>>512780796
>You have too much money. Rewe is only for situations where you were too lazy to go to Lidl by 22:00 and your fridge is empty so you have to pay the Rewe tax. If you go to Rewe, you buy the most basic necessities, preferably from Ja! plus beer/wine.
das rite