Thread 512774999

Female co-worker asked me today straightforward: wanna fuck?

I just walked out of the room without saying a word.

Is it a trap? If I say yes it's harassment, right?

that's a known mossad tactic, dodged a bullet right there

>>512774999 (OP)
it was just a joke you silly

>>512774999 (OP)
Checked, report her to HR equality works both ways.

Is she hot? Are you hot?

>>512775224
She's a hot brunette, I'm avarage.

>>512774999 (OP)
that's normal in Iceland and i think it should be normal anywhere
just say yes

>>512774999 (OP)
>tf
on what sort of terminally online brain rot are you operating here, you retard? do you think you live in America or what is wrong with your mangled brain? just go for it, retard.
>I just walked out of the room without saying a word.
might be too late though lmao

>>512774999 (OP)
>I just walked out of the room without saying a word.
VERY smart man. Never ever dip your pen in company ink.

>>512775311
You might be, ironically, more fucked now for denying her.

>>512775728
That's why he needs to report her to HR

>>512774999 (OP)
It’s a tough call. Do you care if you lose your job over it? If not then do it. Give her CUMMIES. Otherwise apologize for walking out and lie about having your heart recently broken and not being ready to move on. I tell drunk fat chicks “my fiancé just passed away…” when they ask me to fuck at the bar.

>>512776288
Kek, do they buy you an apology drink?

>>512774999 (OP)
I had a woman do this to me. I was with this girl in college and I'm guessing my girl told some people that my dick was large, so this bohemian woman was following me around the dorm with my gf, and when my gf was gone for a bit, she basically spelled out how some women just want to be taken right there and I did not put two and two together at the time. I never saw her again after that.

>>512775728
If he was alone with the woman for even a minute, then he already fucked up before she even asked. If you fuck the bitch, she'll pretend it was rape later to not admit she's slut or even just as entertainment. If you refuse her, she'll mald and definitely accuse you of rape.

Wear a bodycam at all time, never let yourself be in a room with a woman, and if one does accuse you, get some guns ready and an escape plan for the very real possibility the piggers are going to try to destroy your life because she told them to.

>>512774999 (OP)
Jesus that was close

>>512774999 (OP)
Many workplaces have sexual blackmail rings that operate within them. They can be paths to power and promotions but also come with the possibility of being fired and possibly facing false rape accusations or worse

I have avoided several already, the women seem to take it particularly hard when you turn them down and will aggressively try to get you fired for it. Male leadership will generally do nothing because they are compromised as well

>>512774999 (OP)
>the worst he can say is no

>>512774999 (OP)
>>512775187
Not sure how HE works in your nations but you need to report her before she reports you. You’re pretty much fucked if she reports you first

>>512774999 (OP)
correct
and regardless, don't shit where you make your bread anyway

>>512775534
>'just go for it retard'
>sleep with woman who acts like man
>ngmi

of course it's the fucking gypsy who would listen to his dick like an ape or a nigger. you don't sleep with people you work with, ever. you don't shack up with women who behave like men and are overly aggressive, especially when it comes to sex. as fucking annoying & gay as it is, if she can't do the female song & dance of hinting via innuendos, chances are she's broken beyond repair, because if her brain chemistry was correct, she wouldn't be compelled to behave in such a way.

crazy that there are still endless hordes of retards like you who think the greatest thing in the world is sinking it into the hot pocket. you do realize that they all generally feel the same once you're in them, and that pedestalizing them is the most womanly shit a man could ever do? dudes like this are why Gates thinks he can see his bars of reconstituted carbon and call it 'butter', because there are midwits that will for certain buy in to appear 'learned', 'smart', and/or 'better' than the guy standing nearby.

>>512776903
No they usually make a very horrified face and walk away without saying anything.

>>512781102
Really well written, almost like pottery

>>512775187
I would love to see the result of a sexual harassment claim against a female perp. what a test case this would be.

>>512776288
>my fiancé just passed away
"I'm an asexual incel" works just as well

>>512781102
>pedestalizing
You don't know what that word means

>>512775728
This. Women handle rejection about as well a porn addicted literal incels that have intense obsession over childrens cartoons. She's gonna let tyrone fuck her, say you raped her, and then slash your tires.

>>512774999 (OP)
Dumbass. You're supposed to turn it around on her and tell her that what SHE'S doing is sexual harassment. Then you report to your superiors and get her fired for being a slut.

>>512783290
>HR taking the side of a man against a woman
Good one

>>512774999 (OP)
She's either setting you up, or she's fucked in the head. Either way, a "yes" is going to end with you losing your job and, no, don't report her, because you'll DEFINITELY get the blame.

>>512774999 (OP)
"Yeah alright"
Find out what happens.

>>512774999 (OP)
No retard. Her asking could be harassment.
Instead, you should fuck her.

>>512776019
You’re a faggot.

>>512774999 (OP)
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeZ8uVIOIhM

>>512775699
this
5 min of passion is not worth destroying your career, family and life

>>512774999 (OP)
Never mix business with pleasure. Anything goes wrong, it will be extremely uncomfortable every day as long as you both work together.

>>512774999 (OP)
checked

>>512774999 (OP)
Wear a cam around her. You are in high danger anon.
Also didn't know women being upfront in a sober setting was even a possibility. You must be quite handsome. if you are not then maybe she is just messing with you or trying to destroy you.

>>512774999 (OP)
> I just walked out of the room without saying a word.
Perfect reaction. Buddha is proud of you. You did exactly what he recommended his monks to behave like towards women. Don't reward their attention whoring. You are so close to enlightenment, my fren, SO CLOSE!

Entire thread full of no pussy incels lmao

>>512774999 (OP)
Who cares, just do it.

>>512774999 (OP)
never ever be alone in the same room with this woman again

>>512774999 (OP)
Things that never happen for 400 alex.

>>512781102
absolutely this.
>>512780545
and this too.

>>512774999 (OP)
you did what she would do to you if vice versa
therefore you did good, never give women validation and feeling of being seen, just as they dont give it to you
only have sex with geinuinely sincere women

>>512791757
Exactly.

>>512780514
This is good advice in any altercation. The one who reports first is always seen as the victim and the second as the perpetrator. From that on, the second person has to proof, he isn’t the perpetrator.

>>512774999 (OP)
Where do you work?

>>512774999 (OP)
>he refused sexo from Ildikó

Sounds gay

>>512775311
Average looks, but also retarded and/or gay.

>>512774999 (OP)
>Female co-worker asked me today straightforward: wanna fuck?
What a love story. Same as my wife and I.
I was trying to figure out how to get into her pussy, and then she just came out and blurted it.

>>512774999 (OP)
If you were in the USA I would tell you to report her to HR before she reports you for rejecting her.

You did the right thing. Just pretend this never happened. Never try to ask her out or whatever now youve made your decision and if you try to walk back on it she will destroy you in revenge.

Dont shit where you eat. You did the right move. If she ever brings it up just say you dont fuck coworkers it always goes badly.

Pay more attention to her, she was probably being honest.

>>512775728
"Hell hath no fury..."

I had this happen to me with a woman at work but it was more complicated and insidious than OP's example. Rather unpleasant from the pure demented treachery of her offer. I didn't walk out.

1. First she went into a lengthly story about how her father was no longer interested in sex and it was driving her mother crazy.
2. Then she went into her own story about how the boy she'd been dating for several years was seemingly incapable of even obtaining an erection let alone insertion. She had never been fucked and she asked me humbly no less if I would take her virginity.

By the way she was the one that initially approached me. Long brown hair nice legs and ass. Lots of wolf whistles from passing cars when we were out on a date. Like that.

When she asked me if I would take her virginity I was astounded after the two stories she told me. So I simply answered, thunderstruck; "Hello!' was all I said that is to say "of course I willl" . She immediately went all paranoid an suspicious of me like I was the worst creep pervert in the world, which I am but I conceal it behind impeccable manner. All because I said one word; "Hello". That was the last time I asked her out.

>>512774999 (OP)
>her reaction as soon as you left the room
>digits

>>512774999 (OP)
>Female
type the truth it was a faggot

>>512774999 (OP)
>Is it a trap? If I say yes it's harassment, right?
Yup. Probably being recorded.
Now you have a problem though. Someone (maybe her) is trying to get rid of you.

>>512774999 (OP)
Protip: Always keep a microphone turned on at work. Without evidence if you report her she'll turn it into a
>he asked ME for sex
And HR will likely side with the woman.

>>512775311
you should have asked if she wants to marry you. and don't fuck collegues you don't want to marry.

>>512774999 (OP)
My God you're gay as fuck.

"Easy to get in, hard to get out." Being at work with her everyday might make things difficult. Take her to lunch to see if she's crazy, and talk politics (unless you just want to get laid, then leave politics out.)