Thread 512779970

How would /pol/ stop the boats? Assume you can't just use a gattling gun.

>>512779970 (OP)
>Poseidon > Allah
if I were to come across a rubber raft in the Mediterranean I would shoot it full of arrows and post the video on the next /pol/ humor thread.

>>512779970 (OP)
Summon the Krakken.

>>512779970 (OP)

You have to make it completely unprofitable to use the boats. Make sure every single one goes back. Just start deporting them to Libya or something. Its either that or shoot them. If there is an incentive to come they will come. Crash your welfare system while you are at it.

>>512779970 (OP)
archimedes' heat ray

>>512780615
Based, use that or greek fire

>>512779970 (OP)
Stopping the boats are easy. Simply classify any human being without valid citizenship as fauna. The boats will stop themselves.

Sharks with frickin' laser beams

For me I'd use box jellyfish, genetically modified to have razor-sharp tendrils, lethal to a rubber boat but harmless to wooden fishing boats.

>>512779970 (OP)
wtf is the cat going to catch the duck

>>512779970 (OP)
You have the coast guard or navy intercept them, you pick them up, leave them on the shore they came from and destroy their boat. It's that's easy

>>512779970 (OP)
>can't just use a gattling gun
a minigun

>>512779970 (OP)

Treat all sodomites as a public health menace. Quarantine them. Most of these foreign criminals are like that.

They're all immediately arrested and remain imprisoned until deported

>>512779970 (OP)
Stop them and send them back. After the first few the rest will give up.

Prosecute the (((boat owners))) as human traffickers.
Shit will stop overnight.

>>512779970 (OP)
Use your coast guard lol?

>>512779970 (OP)
Jet-ski plus pointy stick.

>>512779970 (OP)
Cut off all gibs. When you stop pouring sugar on the floor, you’ll stop getting ants.

>>512779970 (OP)
helicopter with 50cal Bubba rifleman

>>512779970 (OP)
Can we still use 20/30mm as long as it's not a rotary barrel?

>>512779970 (OP)
use a gatling gun

>>512780572
Agreed, it's institutional ineptitude. If Frontex was allowed to to its job, and the were no gibs, no boats would have landed.

>>512779970 (OP)
just take them and send them back to france, if france does not take them block EU visa entry

>>512779970 (OP)
Just even an SMG or pistol would have enough oomph to penetrate those shitty wooden and thin metal boats or destroy the engine. Also it would all be happening in no man's land, so the world could turn a blind eye to it. All the tools are already available.

>>512779970 (OP)
Easy. Capture the migrants on the sea and pressgang them into service on the Frontline in Ukraine.