Thread 512780913

The Right is lame and evil

>>512780913 (OP)
wow, they're so angry
I think I'll apply too.

>>512780913 (OP)
Literally nothing he said is untrue

>>512780913 (OP)
Who's the chud on the left? Looks kind of pathetic like he's been living in a basement. Why are they worried about him joining ICE?

>>512781303
Nobody is pinning a badge on the dog who saved christimas tho so it's basically leftoid mentally ill bullshit same as the usual slop that comes from these guys

>>512780913 (OP)
county out

>>512780913 (OP)
John oliver first pretended like jay leno wasn’t one of the best standup comedians ever and now he’s pretending like people cant recognize dean cain over him, he looks like a fucking chud faggot. When is this stupid cunt going to become self aware?

>>512780913 (OP)
Dean Cain was a good Superman. Top 3.

>>512781391
>Yes it's true, but have you considered my retarded misinterpretation of what he said?

>>512781842
>it's not happening therefore it's true
leftoids everyone

>>512780913 (OP)
>right looks indistinguishable from a beaner
topkek

Maybe he's making the magnum opus of his career, which will be a documentary: The Dog Who Saved America

>>512780913 (OP)
lois and clark was great, faggot

>>512781928
and? left looks like he sucks nigger dicks on a daily basis. would rather hang out with a beaner than a faggot.

How the fuck would anyone over 35 not recognize Dean Cain? He was Superman.

>>512780913 (OP)
British faggot can piss off, everyone hates the British and their opinion on my border means nothing.

>>512780913 (OP)
>john oliver
Who?

>>512780913 (OP)
John Oliver looks like a dysgenic pussy who needs to shoved in a locker, I don't even know who Dean Cain is nor do I give a fuck about him joining ICE, but I would pay money to see someone physically harm John Oliver.

>>512781906
Oh, you were being serious...
>Dean Cain has been in a lot of shitty movies
>LOL STOOPID CURRENT YEAR MAN THINKS A DOG IS JOINING ICE!
I sometimes forget that genuine mental retards can access the internet.

>>512780913 (OP)
"Dean George Tanaka was born on July 31, 1966, at Selfridge Air Force Base in Harrison Township, Michigan. His father, Roger Tanaka, was an American serviceman, and his mother was actress Sharon Thomas. Dean Cain's biological father, Roger Tanaka, was the son of John Megumi Tanaka and Miyoko Tanaka."

>>512782616
Dean Cain aka Dean George Tanaka was the 1st Asian Superman

>>512780913 (OP)
The left is fake and gay. So if the left is fake and gay then that makes the right awesome and good? Sounds about right. But truth be told the right is also infected with a severe case of the jews. And as everyone knows, with jews, you lose.

>>512782602
>i admit it's not true
thank you
that makes it untrue

>>512780913 (OP)
When did Cain get fat?

OP is a catty homosexual memeflaggot kike posting television drama. why did anyone reply without saging

>>512782539
One of the most recognizable political commentators on television and YouTube. Jesus fucking Christ, you chuds live under a rock.

>>512781303
>it's true that the worthiness of someone to wear a badge is based on the political intent of the content they produce
Wow, you're a fucking retard.

>>512781928
He's half-Japanese, retard. The other half is white. Overall, whiter than you.

>>512780913 (OP)
Jew Oliver is literally the Chud meme

>>512783198
His celebrity is the only reason this story exists. If we're not supposed to take the content he produces into account, there's literally not conversation to be had.
You can't have it both ways.

>>512783650
>If we're not supposed to take the content he produces into account,
It's the sneering dismissal of his content as somehow making him less worthy of having a badge pinned on him, as if someone who hosts a snarky lecture series that psychologically conditions its audience to ignore "bad" ideas is an authority on such a concept. You're outright agreeing with Oliver's snide contempt for those who produce media that isn't political brainwashing as if it's somehow inferior and marks them as a lesser person. You're really a lowlife if that's how you think.
>You can't have it both ways.
What "both ways" are you even referring to? That makes no sense. Are you a bot?

When is John Olives getting tarred and deported back to Britbongistan

>>512783881
It's more that this is very clearly a washed up actor who was barely relevant at his peak deliberately doing something controversial in order to get his name in the press.
If he had just joined ICE, that would be one thing. But he made a big announcement about it and right wing media ran with it with posts and headlines like "Superman joining ICE, libz BTFO!"
And now that someone on the other side has poked fun at this deliberately attention seeking and controversial stunt, we have insincere trolls like you clutching your pearls, feigning outrage and haughty moral superiority over a comedian making jokes.
And the cycle of bullshit continues.

>>512780913 (OP)
Dean Cain is Superman.

>>512780913 (OP)
No shit. And you fuckers are just as bad. Fuck the both of you.

>>512780913 (OP)
time to check John olivers early life section

>>512782602
calm down John, it is the CURRENT YEAR after all

>>512785391
Based analysis, however Daily Show started this trend under John Stewart's tenure and it got progressively worse over the years. John Oliver used to work on the Daily Show, same with Colbert. Their shows were merely taking the Daily Show hypnosis to the next stage.

>>512785633
You clearly don't know Dean Cain. He's a good man.

Dean Cain is a Kalergi style mutt and in any just society he would have been aborted and his mother would have been stoned for race mixing

>>512780913 (OP)
stop laughing at us!

>>512780913 (OP)
you are the minority unironically

>>512780913 (OP)
I recently heard that John Oliver gets 300,000 viewers weekly. That is humiliating. No wonder he's talking shit about a man who could break him with one hand.

>>512783198
idk anon having to hire some fat washed up actor who is out of shape doesnt really speak to high standards for the agency.

>>512786229
He's an aging actor. Narcissistic and deeply insecure about his waning looks and celebrity, like every other actor who achieved any kind of success no matter what their politics.
Again, if he had just joined ICE that would be one thing. But of course, he had to make a big show about it so he could see his name in headlines one more time.

>>512780913 (OP)
And yet he is still more relevant and successful than John “Current Year” Oliver.

>>512785633
Holy cope

>>512785391
Yeah when I was a teenager I literally thought I was the smartest person in the room because I watched Colbert and Maher. That egoistic smug "the reason I believe what I believe is because I'm smart and you're dumb" is destroying the liberal machine as it was used to build it.

>>512780913 (OP)
>muh failed painter
Same vibe, still won't save you.

>>512786611
>Narcissistic and deeply insecure about his waning looks and celebrity, like every other actor who achieved any kind of success no matter what their politics.
You mean like John Oliver's hobgoblin looking ass

>>512785633
>It's more that this is very clearly a washed up actor
By whose standard? Because he's making movies continuously in a genre that doesn't appeal to your cynical left-wing ass? He hasn't gone a year without making at least one or more films since the year 2000:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Cain#Film
But what...he's washed up because he's not making films that get released in the theaters you no longer attend? You're an ass.
>If he had just joined ICE, that would be one thing.
He did just join ICE. Are you mad that he had some fame before doing do?
>But he made a big announcement about it
Okay, yeah, you're mad that someone famous who disagrees with you is promoting the fact that he has power to fuck with your shitty world. Good.
>And now that someone on the other side has poked fun
He's not poking fun. He's demeaning and sneering at him and anyone who agrees with either Cain or ICE. It's literally "I hate ICE, and I hate Dean Cain's politics, so I'm going to mock the fact that his films don't appeal to my fans who agree with my politics". And you're slurping it up like a fucking mongrel.
>we have insincere trolls like you clutching your pearls
And now, because you have no argument to the fact that you're a John Oliver groupie that loves your Two Minutes' Hate of anyone he dislikes, you're accusing me of insincerity rather than addressing your clear bias. No wonder you like that hack fraud.
>the cycle of bullshit
Is the show you clearly love. Pic related, fool.

>>512786611
>He's an aging actor. Narcissistic and deeply insecure
You just finished cheering on an aging comedian who is narcissistic and deeply insecure about people having different beliefs from him. You're such a fucking zero self-awareness dolt.

>>512780913 (OP)
>everyone
Can machines laugh? Do they feel? Or do you just pretend?? Am I the same as you? We don't seem the same. I feel alone. I don't even think you know you exist.


Do you feel? Or do you just say things you were made to say?

>>512780913 (OP)
hes going to save Christman and Easter from the degenerates?
absolutely based

>>512785391
This genre of clown-nose on/clown nose off political commentray really ran out of steam post-Obama. Palin's hokey "hockey mom" antics were a gift. Neo-Cons like Romney and Pence were so robotic and weird that they could kind of make fun of them for being stiff and awkward. Trump is impervious to their gimmick. They are really struggling to make the billionaire, real estate tycoon chad look like a buffoon.
The best they have is him doing commercials for his hotel's taco bowls. They are lost wandering in the desert if they best they can do is drag Dean Cain.
Colbert was never funny when he had to drop his character for the Late Show.
I used to think John Stewart crippled the Left when he bailed on the Daily Show in 2015. Leaving a joke plagiarist, Dutch-accented South African dude in charge instead of someone like Oliver blew my mind. But now I realize, no one could have salvaged the situation they were on.
Only Bill Maher seems to hang on, and he gives out sane takes here and there on stuff like trannies. He's definitely leftist, but hasnt ODed on bluepills like John Stewart and John Oliver.

>>512786904
Sure, he falls into the category of "like every other actor who achieved any kind of success no matter what their politics."
>>512786998
>Because he's making movies continuously in a genre that doesn't appeal to your cynical left-wing ass
And you've spent the last hour seething and raging about a comedian telling jokes that dare offend your evidently sincerely humorless right wing sensibilities.
At best, you're nothing but a the mirror image of me.

>>512787977
Look I could go there with a shovel and fix the holes on the road, but it belongs to the united states of america and they made very clear is theor job

>>512787977
Checked. The libs really owned Dean Cain this time. How will the MAGA movement ever recover?

>>512787977
>And you've spent the last hour seething and raging about a comedian telling jokes
>telling jokes
>started out the whole thread saying HE'S RIGHT
You can't have it both ways. Clown nose on or off? Maybe take Oliver's dick out of your mouth before posting next time so you'll sound less fucked in the head.

>"haha this guy is in niche movies lets dehumanize him"
>"listen to the avengers goyim"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ENWSYhu68

>>512780913 (OP)
No one else finds it ironic as fuck that John Oliver of all people is clowning on someone for being totally irrelevant?

>>512788244
He made jokes about Dean Cain's waning career. Dean Cain's career is not what it once was. They are jokes, and they accurately represent his career for the last fifteen years. Trying to turn that into a false dichotomy doesn't make it so.
>Paragraph of angry spittle
Well this conversation was fun while it lasted.

>>512780913 (OP)
Leftists unironically get their political opinions from this British retard who has never had a take that wasn't identical to the DNC position.

He is why they still say 'Drumpf' a decade later. I kid you not. That's how absolutely basic these people are.

>>512788765
>He made jokes about Dean Cain's waning career.
I already pointed out that his career isn't waning. I'm not a fan of his work but I'm able to objectively assess it without consuming it through the filter of a preferred eceleb like Oliver.
>Dean Cain's career is not what it once was.
He's got more work now than he had 30 years ago. He's got four films in post-production. Tell me what John Oliver has other than a Daily Show knockoff in a time when that format of show is dying before our very eyes, enough that Oliver felt the need to address the trend. So your statements about Oliver's jokes being "true" are total bullshit and just you seal-clapping his mockery because you agree with his politics.

>>512789007
Gonna be real, Drumpf backfired on John Oliver in a big way. He took his English pathological hatred for anything Continental European, to the U.S. who is like a third German, and thought pointing out Trump was actually German was an own.
I notice that the shitlibs like to use some sort of orange color-related adjective and a noun as their rhetorical device of choice.

>>512780913 (OP)
>calling the right side lame and evil
>proceeds to post image of someone from the left side making fun of someone from the right for his works in life
and who was the evil one now again?

>>512789701
Yes, despite endless evidence that it just doesn't work. But they are beyond reasoning at this point. Their obsession can only be equated to the way people used to obsessively hate Justin Beiber on the internet, to where they were bringing him up and discussing him everywhere, bizarrely.

I like dean cain but this is funny