Thread 512783741

First my wife gives me shit and now I’m put into a hotel that has these extremely sophisticated coffee machines?! WTF. My life sucks. I can’t get proper lasagna, I can’t get proper coffee even if I hate coffee. Please help me. I haven’t slept in 70 hours and I have a flight In 2 hours CRAP

Pics of wife. Then we'll talk.

>>512783741 (OP)
>flys planes for a living
>can't Google how to use a coffee machine
JFC no wonder your wife is trying to poison you

>>512783937
>>flys planes for a living
Where tf did you get that from?
>>512783741 (OP)
Sorry, captain. I didn't realize you were a pilot.

>>512783741 (OP)
At least you're not a child in Gaza having kikes sniper trying to kill you trying to get the bait food that trump sent.
Count your blessings, leaf.
Wives a made to give you shit to keep you humble for not marrying a good Catholic girl.
Kicker is there are no longer any good Catholic girls.

>>512784013
It's pilot leaf

>>512784013
Nah. Some clown is posting this with the female pepette shit.
Slide threads.

>no coffee
>no sleep
>NO LASAGNA

>>512784057
How do you know ???
>>512784013
He isn’t a captain if he can’t do coffee

>>512784225
You just know

>>512784225
His wife booked the hotel because he was too busy flying the plane. Classic tell.

French press or don't bother. But also I quit coffee and it fixed my insomnia.

>>512783741 (OP)
>HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
Pour the brown powder into a glass, add hot water.

>>512783741 (OP)
hey captain, have you tried reading the manual ?

>>512783741 (OP)
The instructions are literally in your picture you stupid motherfucker

>>512783741 (OP)
literally kys you fucking redditnigger
fuck jannies for not permanently banning this stupid nigger
Sage

>>512784985
seems to me this is 'justified fear of flying' mongering bait. a pilot too dumb to coffee with a capsule machine? i refuse to believe this. but i've stopped flying anyway.

>>512783741 (OP)
>grind beans
>put in french press
>put hot water in
>let steep for a bit
>push plunger down and pour in cup

>>512785295
From what I've pieced together about him, he flys airfreight for (DHL maybe), his wife is a shit cook and he caught some type of STD on a layover that he then gave his wife and blamed her for.

>>512783741 (OP)
You put the pod in the machine and then shut the lid and press a button to dispenser coffee. Make sure there is enough water in the reservoir first

>>512783741 (OP)
that's not the coffee maker leaf anon
it's one of those new japanese blowjob machines
make sure to wipe it down after use

>>512785553
grim, but could be worse. still has a wife and a relatively well paying if stressful job. only the most severely lobotomized would not know how to read the instructions by the coffee maker and/or be prepared for situations like this. indicates a kike. as does the rest of the background story.

>>512784864
no one reads the manual

>>512783741 (OP)
don't use the cuckpods just get a french press

wait a sec... OP flies planes but can't operate a coffee maker ? No wonder I don't fly anymore

Buy a flair pro 2 and a quality hand grinder + scale and you can make perfectly acceptable coffee in a hotel room

>>512789079
can't he just ask the stewardess to make him some ?

>>512783741 (OP)
HEY why don't you ask the stewardess to make you some ?

>>512783741 (OP)
enjoy your microplastics

>>512783741 (OP)
>1pbtid
There are instructions to the left.
Alternatively look up Starbucks on Google maps or just simply order delivery with a coffee.
Don't understand how you can have a wife fr.