Thread 512784210

>>512784210 (OP)
is that FartemGottem?

>>512784210 (OP)
lmao hahahahhaha god has played quite the joke on us.... look at them they look like poop, smell like poop, love playing with poop, pooping in public. Can't you at least laugh at this?

Some drunken Irishman insulted me for linking a reddit thread. Can you believe that? I said Seamus, you're on reddit.

>>512784210 (OP)
White women deserve Indian men.

>>512784210 (OP)
The only one of these that is controllable is leaving the door open while shitting, which is disgusting. Farts are involuntary and uncontrollable, what even is her proposed solution to this?

>>512784908
>farts are uncontrollable
You can hold it just to not fart in your wife's face when you leave the bed to take a shit.

>>512784478
Poo Sheisty. Writes itself.

>>512784210 (OP)
>6 year relationship
>fiance
>35 and 47
What's the point of that?

>>512784978
How do you 'hold' something you don't even know is coming?

>>512785173
You're probably an incontinent faggot or something.

>>512784210 (OP)
Eat the curry, smell the fury.

>>512785173
There's no way you don't know a fart is coming several times a day. Every once in a while, sure, but not all the time. Nobody is buying that excuse, Rajesh. And if that really is happening, you should apologize to your woman and maybe set an appointment to see a gastroenterologist, because that's not normal. I've been with my wife for a decade and to this day, whenever I have to fart I get up and go to another room.

This bitch was never attracted to him. If it was a CHAD she wouldn’t mine. Back in 2013 when I was cycling steroids and I was a CHAD.

>>512784210 (OP)
if this is real, why did she even marry him

This is an AGP with a fart fetish, thanks for making me read this, I hope you get shot

>>512784210 (OP)
How do you know he's Indian you racist piece of shit?

>>512785766
I don't believe you, simple as.

>>512784210 (OP)
Where does it say that he is a jeet?
He used the toilet and not the designated shitting street after all.

>>512784210 (OP)
My white uncle used to let out the most god awful farts in public (restaurants, theaters, whatever). We'd all be eating, he'd sneak one out & wait giggling till we caught a whiff. It'd clear the whole fucking section. He thought that was the funniest shit ever, sit there alone laughing his ass off.

Him & his wife have 4 kids BTW. And she accepted his chad dominance. This OP bitch is just seething his farts are better than hers.

>35
i don't think shes got a choice open border jew

>>512784210 (OP)
>SAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE DEODORANT

>>512785173
>he doesn't know when a fart is coming
Tell me you're a faggot with a prolapsed anus without telling me you're a faggot with a prolapsed anus

>>512785173
What brand of diapers do you wear?

>>512787109
Why would I wear diapers to fart? Use your head.

>>512787359
Because you are able to pass things without any warning.

>>512786754
>ploppen Shartenfurtz
Guess I'm using that from now on.

>>512787594
It's gas dude, it sneaks out, I don't understand how you think it's like some solid mass that has to fight to get out.

>>512784210 (OP)
Not that i couldnt believe it but where do you get that the dude is indian from this post

>>512784210 (OP)
Imagine this girl constantly farts and shits with the door open.

>>512784210 (OP)
Im white and my gf is indian and she doesnt smell. she also doesnt eat indian food so that helps

>>512787648
what the fuck is wrong with you. you feel gas coming. you should feel the pressure gradually build up until it releases

>>512787648
It's a gas, sure. It exerts a pressure just like any mass trying to escape. A pressure that your body senses.

>>512788036
>>512788047
I mean sometimes i think i need to shit so i go to the toilet and end up just farting but that's pretty rare. I feel like you guys are just fucking with me, people fart way too often for me to believe they're all aware it's coming.

>>512788126
what you're proposing literally doesn't make sense. farting is caused by pressure build of gas in your body. you should feel this and be aware that you need to fart.

>35f
>47m
>6 years fiancee
>want someday
kek she's going to break up with poopjeet at 36 and make a children : want someday dating profile

>>512785766
Vegetarians fart a lot. It comes with the diet.

>>512784210 (OP)
Here is an audio recording the woman made of her indian fiance:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF8t3mY1t84

I think it was Claudius who passed a law authorising public farting because holding it in was "unhealthy"

>>512788126
You're the one fucking with us. There is no way you don't feel a fart coming. You've never done fart jokes on you friends or kids? You've never made yourself fart?

>>512785120
Golddigging. But the only gold is corn in shit.

>>512784210 (OP)
If farts stink, it is probably intestinal problems or holding in poop. If there is no poop in your colon, farts won't smell.

>>512786345
Use your head

>>512786456
Women have stinkier braaps than men

>>512789485
Explain what "using your head" means to you.

>>512788923
I can force farts if I try, but I have no idea what you mean by "fart jokes". And it's not that I've NEVER felt myself about to fart, it's just unusual, because normally it just happens when i'm walking or sitting and doing things.

>>512784478
Damn, that little shart been on my mind....

>>512789756
Dam, seems like you skipped the anal stage in your development:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage

>>512784210 (OP)
Dude sounds unfathomably based, haven't you guys ever held the covers over a chick's head and let one rip? Or fart next to her in public and accuse her of doing it? That shit is classic