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Anonymous (ID: Ma2Q/vc6) No.512789057 >>512789149 >>512789182 >>512789202 >>512789352 >>512789461 >>512789545 >>512789553 >>512789668 >>512789711 >>512789722 >>512789911 >>512793621
How would you explain contemporary American politics to a space alien?
Anonymous (ID: lQFDZuPY) Finland No.512789149
>>512789057 (OP)
id just ask the sectoids how i could speed up the invasion
Anonymous (ID: Exy9UtJ7) United States No.512789182
>>512789057 (OP)
So theres a bunch of different kinds of humans and America worships this one kind thats only 14% of the population
Anonymous (ID: MOmPpfp0) Canada No.512789202
>>512789057 (OP)
I think they'd understand parasiticism pretty easily.
Anonymous (ID: O5DZiqaK) United States No.512789293
Anonymous (ID: IGdn221q) Netherlands No.512789352
>>512789057 (OP)
I'd show them the movie Idiocracy
Anonymous (ID: vbxZVxKm) United States No.512789461
>>512789057 (OP)
what do you mean? they're behind all this shit. they know the jist.
Anonymous (ID: cbAZG1oy) United States No.512789512
Bad guys won a war 80 years ago. Liberate us and you can have all the resources they were stealing.
Anonymous (ID: CV7E/ZN9) No.512789545
>>512789057 (OP)
I hold a red flag and a blue flag in each hand.
I ask them to choose a flag.
No matter what color they choose, I slap them.
They will figure it out eventually.
Anonymous (ID: +ttifUub) United States No.512789553
>>512789057 (OP)
a small group managed to worm their way into richness which has allowed them to spend money to lobby and control what goes on
Anonymous (ID: vJCUasgS) United States No.512789668
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Anonymous (ID: 8SgjxA0o) United States No.512789711
>>512789057 (OP)
niggers
Anonymous (ID: v04hYAUX) Finland No.512789722
>>512789057 (OP)
If they are capable of moving themselves from many light years away to here they should have the ability to use deductive thinking, I dont need to explain anything to them, they are gonna be explaining stuff to me after the anal probing has concluded
Anonymous (ID: dNlkxeRV) United States No.512789911
>>512789057 (OP)
Pic related
Anonymous (ID: ZnHnPYFU) United States No.512791863
well it started in a pencil factory in georgia ...
Anonymous (ID: szK0xQUG) United States No.512793621
>>512789057 (OP)
Why bother? They are neck deep in it already.