Thread 512796062

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>512796062 (OP)
BOB SAGET

>>512796062 (OP)
Mass deportations would solve this

Have you tried looking?

>>512796141
No

>>512796062 (OP)
UPDATE:
FUCK COLGATE!!

>>512797635
I pissed

>get interview
>show up
>panel of middle aged White or Hispanic HR roasties
every fucking time

>>512796062 (OP)
FUCK SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>512796062 (OP)
This better be the puffdaddy version, not that sting piece of shit. FUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!!

>>512798555
I hate this shit. How is it not obvious to everyone that if you show up and don't have a 1 on 2 interview, they're just looking to exploit retards

>>512796062 (OP)
But what about all the jobs the illegals were taking?

APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

>>512796062 (OP)

I applied to 900 jobs on indeed all of 2025. No jobs. I got like 5 interviews out of all 900 jobs, 4 ghosted me and might be getting the last job working as a delivery driver for auto parts.

Low pay as well but better than nothing.

>>512800557
How the fuck did they fill up an entire house with empty beer cans? Like a decade of heavy drinking, never throwing any of the cans away. Fucking how?

>>512798555

And then its a "We will call you back" And then you hear nothing back at all. Its a waste of my time and gas if they haven't decided within a week who to hire, its stupid.

We are in a depression right now, Im serious. This is 1929 all over again right now, Im gonna have to go to the food bank because I can't afford to eat. My cars gonna get repossessed I can't make the fucking minimum payments anymore.

>>512800787
empty beer cans, bottles, boxes and a million pizza boxes

If I wasn't lucky enough to live with relatives i'd be fucked. I'd be street homeless with no ability to sleep in a car. I'd just get a 1 way ticket to Skid Row at that point.

It will get better. The person reporting bad job numbers is fired, so reports will improve.
With mass deportations you will get a job wiping pubic hairs from hotel showers.

LEARN TO JEW

>>512800943
Nah I have a trick. Set up a payment plan. Even if its close to 90 days it will stop repossession and reports on your credit. Then once you make the payment, cancel before the next payment and make another payment plan.

>>512796062 (OP)
I've never had a more difficult time getting hired. This shit is ridiculous.

>>512801961
Look at this dumb ass bitch

>>512801905

No thats dumb dude. I actually want to live my life without a car. I'm tired of driving and paying insurance and tabs for something I never really use much. I just want to live in a big city like L.A. and walk around, eat fish tacos or burritos, go to the bar, drink Coronas and walk back to my flat. Thats America, thats the life.

>>512796062 (OP)
>GELLO? FBI FUCKING TRANNIES ARE ON THE COMPUTER SELLIJG MT KID ESTROGEN
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
>*slams phone*

>>512802168
> t want to live in a big city like L.A.
Non you fucking dont. I thought that too. I visited LA and I am never ever going back there.

>>512796062 (OP)
>HELLO? FBI? FUCKING TRANNIES ARE ON THE COMPUTER SELLING MY KID ESTROGEN
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
>*slams phone*

>>512796062 (OP)
There's jobs, you just need 10+ years of niche experience or a 4 year degree to make sandwiches.

>>512796062 (OP)
>I MET MY FRIENDS ONLINE GIRLFRIEND
>SHES A DUDE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>throws keyboard at wall

>I WENT TO FUCKING WALGREENS
>AND THERE WAS A MAN IN A DRESS
>ALL MY GROCERIES ARE CONTAMINATED

Sip, yup, they dont make funny videos like they used to

Every job I see is either one thats been there for a year or some type of pyramid scheme sales bullshit. Im fucked.
>seLL sOLaR pAnELs bRo, 75k+ a year!

>>512802285

If L.A. wasn't overpriced and I could line up a job there I would live there or San Diego. San Diego I enjoy more.

San Diego mexican food is 10 out of 10. Its better than Tex Mex.

>>512803008
>>512803056
I eat mexican food like once a year. Fuck california man you’re delusional.

>beats his son for being a faggot
>hates roasties
>yells at niggers with no fear
>wins lottery; spends it all on beer and pizza to stimulate local economy, instead of hoarding it like a Jew
>knows conspiracy theories
>inspires millions of people

Is Tourette's Guy really /ourguy/?

>>512796062 (OP)
Thank you amerimutts, you have no jobs because your jobs are being outsourced here to us Colombian niggers over here. I'm a case manager in a successful law firm and making 1500 usd a month, I'm basically fucking rich over here, I can afford a couple great looking hookers for only 100 USD, I'll make one lick my asshole and the other suck my dick while I laugh at y'all amerimutts with no jobs or girlfriends cuz Tyrone is too busy getting them pregnant

>>512802494
the hero we need

>>512796062 (OP)
Make your own job, become a businessman.

>>512804365
Wow bro duh I never thought of that

Is TOTAL any good?

>>512796062 (OP)
yes there are. you just dont want to work them.

HOLY FUCK THERE'S MEXICAN SQUIRRELS FUCKIN MY TOMATOES!

>>512796062 (OP)
I never had a job, and im never getting a job.

I'm gonna have to go to the lost and found later because I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT

There's plenty of jobs. Go work at a warehouse, a farm, an assembly line. They're always hiring. You don't work you don't eat!

>>512796062 (OP)
Reminder. This guy got FUCKED by Dairy Queen.

>>512796136
>Deport everyone
>AI takes all the standard desk jobs, anything that involves a computer
>The only jobs left are manual labor that will wreck your spine and knees in 10 years, with no healthcare coverage to boot

good job, wagie

More like.. work at a place that has food to eat. most of the mandatory work that needs to be done in the united states on a daily basis is feeding people. everything else can wait, your car? take the bus..your amazon dildo? itll arrive in 2 weeks.